Editor's Note: Oh yeah, now we're cooking!

Shut up.

Holy hell, please shut up. All damn three of you.

None of you knows a damn thing I can't learn about hockey from watching a game of PeeWee 'A', then drinking a gallon of whiskey and putting my head down while I skate through the middle against Chris Pronger and Mike Richards.

Watters, you flunked out as a GM over 20 years ago, and you look like you sleep in either a coffin or the College Street Subway Station.

MacLean, stop acting like you know everything about the damn sport; there's a reason you've been fired so many times, and it's because you suck. Oh, and I notice that you're not pimping your picking Steve Mason every 8 minutes now. That probably has something to do with him morphing into the new Andrew Raycroft.

Kypreos, it's hilarious to hear you talk about why an offensively gited player struggles occasionally, considering your whole 48 career goals. Also, Bob McCown doesn't like you. Thought you should know.

You guys are the Fantastic 4 to the TSN panel's X-Men. You're there, and you do the same thing as they do, but the other guys are far more interesting, and far fewer people care about you.

If it weren't for the fact that a third of the Leaf games were on your abortion of a network, I'd never have to hear the three of you yammer on about things you barely understand ever again. And now I feel bad about calling Sportsnet an abortion of a network, because Arch works there and there's a chance that hurt his feelings. So that's on you too.

Assholes.