Oh hell, Burkie! Why did you have to bring this level of Truculence to the ACC and more importantly to my waist line?
When Mr. Burke decided he had enough of the cookie cutter sunshine of Southern California, we, as Leafs Fans, were blessed in having him takeover the rudderless ship that was the Toronto Maple Leafs. He spent the remainder of last season and the offseason prior to this one trying to remake the Leafs into his image. But that wasn't the only thing that was changing. At the commencement of this season, the folks at the ACC opened the now infamous Burkie's Dog House (as opposed to the Ron Wilson doghouse which currently contains a few skeletons, a dead beat named Garnet Exelby, and possibly half built Howard Berger voodoo doll). Hot dogs: Now with more stuff!
So, my grievances are such:
- Too damn tasty, my waistline keeps growing! Goddamn you Burke, you weren't meant to add more muscle not dead weight!
- Too damn pricey. you must smell like Vault or something, because no hotdog and beer combo should approach the price of a ticket. Ok ok, not a Ticket to the ACC, but for 2 foot longs and a 2 large beers, I could have got tickets at the glass in Long Island!
- Could you possibly hire another assistant GM to help manage the line? They are making hot dogs and pouring beers, not rebuilding a franchise. It can't take this long all the time, right?
- More Bacon next time.
So, in the New year, I'm giving up the Bacon Wrapped hot dog and all it's awesomeness. No more in 2010...
Also, I sort of miss JFJ's Lame Duck burgers.