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Airing of Grievances: The Pineapple

Pineapple, I have a bone to pick with you, and not just because you are my most disliked pizza topping! What is it that you did to make Mikhail Grabovski hate you so? 

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via jthockey.files.wordpress.com 

Is it your sharp spines or the fact that once put on a pizza your juices infect every other topping with your flavour, making it impossible to truly be rid of you? Whatever it may be, I think you hold responsibility for some of the actions Mr. Grabovski has taken. Would he have started altercations with Leafs Jason Blake and Francois Beauchemin if he wasn't already on edge from his war on you and you're tropical brethren? Fruity drinks and pizza toppings aren't the only team chemistries you have ruined.

This holiday season, do what's right Pineapple, and patch things up with your arch nemesis. I'm sure Grabovski will welcome you with open arms....

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