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Airing of Grievances: Leaf "Haters"

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Yeah, you assholes know who you are. The clowns who litter Leaf articles (especially ones when they lose) with your little ditties and nursery rhymes of "Laffs" and "Maple Laughs" and "planning of parades" and "1967" and all that shit. Seriously, it's getting old and rather overused and uncreative. I mean, any goober can just post "Laffs suck" and look like they belong, and yet feel empty inside. Why even fucking bother going on a fucking Leaf article and post your stupid bullshit there? You don't see us sane Leaf fans going on a SN*S or a Hab article posting "ZOMG SNES SUCKS" and "HAEBS SUX" and what not? Does it satisfy you haters that you look like a bunch of asses posting juvenile and rather pathetically inept crap? Does it make your otherwise dull and dreary lives complete posting immature bullshit and making yourself look like a twelve year old who accidently got a hold of daddy's desktop and started posting whatever came to their mind? Does it make you feel like a "big man", acting all high and mighty, uttering the same tired refrains over and over again?

So all in all, Leaf haters, it's alright to be jealous about us Leaf fans, but stop making yourselves look like a bunch of douchenozzles on the Internet. You're embarrasing yourselves. What would your parents and loved ones say if they saw you acting like a fucking child on the Internet? Oh and one more thing, "Laffs" and "1967" were never in style to use as insults. You stay classy, Leaf haters. GO LEAFS GO.

Regards,

Kavel Pubina

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