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Leafs 1 Islanders 3: Oh Merry Festivus

Mike Komisarek is not Sweeny Todd, Dec. 23, 2009, in Uniondale, N.Y. (AP Photo/Julie Jacobson)

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Mike Komisarek is not Sweeny Todd, Dec. 23, 2009, in Uniondale, N.Y. (AP Photo/Julie Jacobson)




Well uhm yeah. There was a freebie goal of ridiculousness in the third making the final damage 3-1 instead of 2-1. I'm still posting this song. This sucks. I feel like we were beat by lobotomized chimps. I don't even have it in me to write a brief summary of what happened. Chemmy will do it. He was there. Happy holidays, love WAC.


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Dec 2009 by Chemmy - 30 comments

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roloston?

"Dad why are you crying?"

by my son has a choice on Dec 23, 2009 9:31 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Schenn was fine. Didn’t notice him much which means he’s doing his job. I don’t think he was on the ice for any goals. 13 min 24 sec.

by general borschevsky on Dec 23, 2009 9:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

As long as I don't see him

fucking up and what not, I’m cool with him. He’s exempt from my rage agains the team tonight.

by Kavel Pubina on Dec 23, 2009 9:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Chill out about Kessel

It’s only 4 games

A Nation of Masochists Waiting is the hardest part.

by furcifer on Dec 23, 2009 9:31 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

i think the problem is not the scoring but the predictable play. now, im trying to be positive and not play to the stereotype but the one dimensionality is starting to show. not the pure awesomeness stereotype but the one man rushes that don’t work he should stop trying that and all is good.

"Dad why are you crying?"

by my son has a choice on Dec 23, 2009 9:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

get in the open and snipe,

"Dad why are you crying?"

by my son has a choice on Dec 23, 2009 9:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Me thinks

that the schedule is affecting him. Don’t forget he had no training camp. And probably didn’t work out as much this summer as most. It’s been a pretty rough schedule of late, and I think it’s starting to slow him down.

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Dec 23, 2009 9:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

We are chilled

I actually just defended him on twitter

Fairweather fans can go to hell

by leafer1984 on Dec 23, 2009 9:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Kessel looked slow as shit out there tonight. I wrote the “chill” article this morning but having seen him in person… yikes. I’m betting he has the flu.

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by Chemmy on Dec 23, 2009 10:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

SWINE!!! SWINE!!!! SWINE!!!!!

Okay now that we have that out of the way. I think Kessel is feeling the presure of carrying this team, he came on hot and now thats what everyone expects. He’s trying to dangle around EVERYONE…. He needs to take a page out of Kadri’s life lessons and realize you have to dump the puck.

by FenixL on Dec 23, 2009 11:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He missed training camp. I think that’s a huge factor.

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by PPP on Dec 24, 2009 9:37 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Think of it as a Leafs Christmas Tradition

Dec 23, 2008: DAL 8 TOR 2

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Dec 23, 2009 9:32 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

On that same night...

John “J.C.” Tavares scored a beauty of a goal in WJC Pre-Tourney action.

by Kavel Pubina on Dec 23, 2009 9:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh that was a Christmas massacre.

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by wrap around curl on Dec 23, 2009 9:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of which...

*NSNES are down 8-1 to the Crosby and Malkin show right now…

Truculence...starting 10/1/09

by LeafBoy on Dec 23, 2009 9:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

*NSNES!

MEDIOCRITY!!!!!!!11

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by Space Weed on Dec 23, 2009 9:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

that was almost as goood as a win tonight. almost.

"Dad why are you crying?"

by my son has a choice on Dec 23, 2009 10:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Uggg

I was at that game…

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by PPP on Dec 24, 2009 9:36 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

GOOD NEWS

Shaun of the Dead is on

Fairweather fans can go to hell

by leafer1984 on Dec 23, 2009 9:37 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

3 Stars

1. Jesus Tavares (Mrs. Tavares will be very happy)
2. Rollo Son
3. Hagman

by Kavel Pubina on Dec 23, 2009 9:38 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Ah, Trainspotting.

Look, I’m not a fucking buftie, and that’s the end of it!

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by article1 on Dec 23, 2009 9:38 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Back, with rye and coke, as we have no beer.
That 2nd period was horrible.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 23, 2009 9:47 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I only saw the 3rd, how did Gustavsson play?

Fairweather fans can go to hell

by leafer1984 on Dec 23, 2009 9:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

pretty good, had a marvellous stop in the first.
The first Islanders goal was weird, he probably should have had it, but it was a bit of a fluke.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 23, 2009 9:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Monster was fine. First goal total fluke. Second goal complete defensive breakdown. .909 SV%.

by general borschevsky on Dec 23, 2009 9:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks both of you

Fairweather fans can go to hell

by leafer1984 on Dec 23, 2009 9:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The first goal was insane. If you drew a straight line from Gustavsson to Hunter that line would go right through where I was sitting. Hunter dropped his right shoulder faking pass and I bought it hook line and sinker. The next thing I saw was the puck in the high right corner and after the replay I realized an Islanders player moves from Gus’ left to right screening him as the puck gets shot. Ridiculous play.

Blown coverage on the second goal, but Kessel was the first forward back. He couldn’t make it in time but at least he tried I guess.

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by Chemmy on Dec 23, 2009 10:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

great. zero offence and sloppy coverage. that and dink face roloston.

"Dad why are you crying?"

by my son has a choice on Dec 23, 2009 9:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh

Not fun. How come everytime we play the opponents goalie gets the #1 star? I think its because we LOVE to shoot at their logo…… Do the leafs have a fetish for that?

Also Its annoying to see them slip behind, and its even more annoying to hear Bowman telling us about it .

by FenixL on Dec 23, 2009 9:51 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

he swings from competent analysis to banal fodder. i mean it is leafs tv but still. i don’t care that we have gone down 27 times this year to the first goal. ok, i care but don;t want it thrown in my face.

"Dad why are you crying?"

by my son has a choice on Dec 23, 2009 9:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

We should get David Backes.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 23, 2009 9:52 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I don’t care as long as who we end up is better than the guys we’ve got.

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by article1 on Dec 23, 2009 9:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

and I kinda miss Carlo Colaiacovo. Not that he’s really good enough to break our top 7 anymore, but I was fond of him.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 23, 2009 9:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You could set your watch by his time spent in traction every year.

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by article1 on Dec 23, 2009 10:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He’s played 14 fewer games to get there, but yeah.

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by article1 on Dec 23, 2009 10:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

MARLEAU!!!

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 23, 2009 10:03 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Ryan Miller .868 tonight.

WHY COULDN’T YOU DO THAT AGAINST US???

Dick.

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by article1 on Dec 23, 2009 10:03 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

wow.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 23, 2009 10:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Tkchuck is tied with Frank Mahovlich for # of goals, all time.
That makes me mad.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 23, 2009 10:04 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

That’s what happens when you keep scoring after you forgot to retire

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by blindfolded tank driver on Dec 23, 2009 10:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He’s played 14 fewer games to get there, but yeah.

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by article1 on Dec 23, 2009 10:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, it wasn’t a shot at his talent, he can score, with a special knack of doing it within 5 feet of the net. I still think he tried to retire a few years back, and keeps forgetting to sign the papers.

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Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Dec 23, 2009 10:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Three games later

and I feel comfortable saying I don’t like the Beauchemin-White combo on D.

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Dec 23, 2009 10:22 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

they’ve been together for quite a while now….

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 23, 2009 10:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

But are they long-term relationship or holiday romance?

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by article1 on Dec 23, 2009 10:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

holiday romance, I think.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 23, 2009 10:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

yes

but these past three games it seems they’ve been on the ice for, if not the most goals against, then at least the most crushing ones.

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Dec 23, 2009 10:38 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

This is largely my fault. During the first intermission I bought myself a Tavares tshirt. :(

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by Chemmy on Dec 23, 2009 10:53 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

does this mean Tavares will be traded soon?

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by blindfolded tank driver on Dec 23, 2009 10:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I call for the imposition of a banhammer on the accused.

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by article1 on Dec 23, 2009 11:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

/shakes head

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 23, 2009 11:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He’s a good player and I need more tshirts. I don’t want to talk about it.

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by Chemmy on Dec 23, 2009 11:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You know what to do...

scribble out that Isles logo on the front and put a Leaf logo in its stead. Do it, Chemmy. You know you want to. ;)

by Kavel Pubina on Dec 23, 2009 11:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He should take it outside and burn it in penance for his crimes.

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by article1 on Dec 23, 2009 11:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I ran into two dudes with scottish accents. Their car was from New Jersey with the license plate “MAPLEFS”

I’m assuming you weren’t in New York today.

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by Chemmy on Dec 23, 2009 11:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

re-reading Hannibal, totally forgot about the part in the book where it describes him wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs warm up suit

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 23, 2009 11:11 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

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