Vesa Toskala: AKA Lost Save.
Francois Beauchemin: Him be confuse crania; For ice's anemia bunch; Nice uniform, Habs ace!
Jason Blake: Ale sank job; Jab ankle so; BS anal joke.
Luke Schenn: Nuns heckle. Suck'n NHLee. Slunk hence. Nu scene: KHL?
Phil Kessel: Sell piks, eh?
Mikhail Grabovski: Mi goal: I irk Habs, k?
Tomas Kaberle: So marketable...
Jeff Finger: Effin' J. Ferg.
(Yes, I know. I'm confused--Finger was signed by Cliff Fletcher. But I'm just a random idiot on the internet. What's Cliff's excuse?)