"I had interviews with many NHL clubs. But I was surprised when I came into Toronto's office. Their general manager was sitting there. I thought that some regular questions [would be asked]. But he tossed a candy on the table and said ‘If you take it you will be a millionaire, the best hockey player in the world, would win five Stanley Cups and two Olympics. But when you're 30 you will most likely have an accident. If you don't take it, you will live until you're 100, but would be an average player.'"
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Down Goes Brown
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OK, I know we’re supposed to read this and think “Wow, those wacky Leafs and their crazy draft interview questions”, but… does anyone else think this is just dumb?
I’ve heard about the Leafs using this question in the past, and that they believe that “I would take the pill, become a great player, and die at 30” is the right answer.
Does that just seem completely ridiculous, especially in the modern era of PEDs, concussions, etc? I like heart-and-soul competitive guys as much as anyone, but somebody who would be willing to die to win a Cup isn’t a competitor, they’re an idiot. And the Leafs shouldn’t be screening for idiots.
Maybe I’ve got it wrong. Maybe “take the pill” is the wrong answer for Toronto. I really hope so. And if not, let’s hope Burke gets rid of this nonsense.
</whiny rant>
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i was just talking baout this in the Clark on Twitter thread, it makes no sense to me either.
What the hell was fletcher thinking? Also, are you implying that the elafs have used this more than once? If so, than dear lord…..
There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"
Also, are you implying that the leafs have used this more than once?
I’ve heard about the question being asked by the Leafs before. I thought it was prior to this year’s draft but maybe I have it wrong and they only asked it once.
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by Down Goes Brown on Dec 4, 2009 4:38 PM EST up reply actions
Meh
I see it as a question about ambition. Do you want to be the best even though it will be difficult? Or are you willing to settle for average because it’s easy.
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by PPP on Dec 4, 2009 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
But it’s not about being the best even though it’s difficult. It’s about being the best by taking some magic pill that makes you better than everyone else, without having to work any harder.
That’s a good thing for a prospect to want?
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by Down Goes Brown on Dec 4, 2009 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
It doesn’t have anything to do with a ‘pill’ or something. Its like the matrix, the pill doesn’t make Neo any better or anything, its just a metaphorical choice i.e. are you willing to work as hard as fuck to be the best, even if it comes at a price?
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 4, 2009 6:41 PM EST up reply actions
Orrr
Like achilles decision to go to Troy (honestly haven’t done anything with the Illad since first year, going by the movie on this one), where his mom is like "if you stay, you will live a long and happy life; if you go your name will live on forever but I will never see you again (aka you die).
So basically its about the choice of whether you really want to be an NHL star and do what it takes, or are a Wellwooder who has talent but are just playing hockey because you are good.
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“Wellwooder”. Pretty sure you just made up a new metaphor. Nice work.
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by Sergei Puckizin on Dec 4, 2009 7:32 PM EST up reply actions
When Odysseus visits the shade of Achilles in Hades, it seems to me that Achilles was seriously revisiting that decision….
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living to 100 may be easy for Cliffy, not so much for the rest of us…
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by blurr1974 on Dec 4, 2009 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
It’s quite possibly the stupidest question I’ve ever heard. If the Leafs draft based on this, we don’t deserve to win a damned thing.
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it is actually a very telling question, when paired with many other, different questions of course.
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 4, 2009 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
The only answer I see from it is – is this kid a steroid risk?
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by 1967ers on Dec 4, 2009 11:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
well the thing is, it isnt a yes or no, A or B answer, you get the kids answer, then you ask him why. You can find if he is a glory hog, you can find if he values his team, his city, or if he just wants to see his name in lights
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 4, 2009 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
I’ve given a lot of interviews over the years. I never resort to this sort of nonsense and I haven’t made a single hire I’ve regretted.
I don’t think this question gets you any closer to a real sense of the kid. He’ll either think the question is nonsense or try to give the answer he thinks you want to hear.
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in the field im in, i get asked a LOT of questions like these, and that is the answer i was given on a question VERY similar to this one by a police psychologist. Im taking his word on it
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 4, 2009 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
Pick the red pill! Pick the red pill!
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by T is for Truculence on Dec 4, 2009 4:40 PM EST reply actions
Here’s a reference to the Leafs asking essentially the same question at the 2008 draft:
http://www.faceoff.com/hockey/nhlnews/story.html?id=7e26f5eb-fee2-4182-a724-be259c1d8cad
(Note that in this version, taking the pill means a 50/50 chance of dying. Either they’ve toned it down to “have an accident”, or Filatov just lost something in the translation.)
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Questionable questions
The Toronto Maple Leafs had goalie Thomas McCollum, who went to the Red Wings with the 30th overall pick, bewildered in their pre-draft interview when they asked him, “If there was a magic pill and you took it and could win the Calder, Vezina, Stanley Cup and have a long career, but there was a 50-50 chance you’d die by the time you were 35 years old, would you take it?” McCollum said yes.
When you’re only 18, 35 seems years away. The Red Wings weren’t that tricky with their questions. And judging by their draft record, he’s probably a good one.
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by Down Goes Brown on Dec 4, 2009 4:42 PM EST up reply actions
Wasn’t Filatov drafted in 2008? This would be the same occurence then, not another one…
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by blurr1974 on Dec 4, 2009 4:42 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, you’re right, for some reason I was thinking he was picked this year.
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by Down Goes Brown on Dec 4, 2009 4:43 PM EST up reply actions
doesn’t make it any less ridiculous though…
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by blurr1974 on Dec 4, 2009 4:45 PM EST up reply actions
No, but I’d feel a lot better about it if it was a one-time thing.
Kind of makes sense that it would be Fletcher, actually… it’s sort of an old school question to ask.
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by Down Goes Brown on Dec 4, 2009 4:55 PM EST up reply actions
also
makes sense that its the silver fox.. common knowledge that he dresses up in a black trenchcoat and acts out the fight scenes from the matrix in slow mo during leaf games up in the box
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The driver said, "Hey, man, we go all the way. Of course we were willing to pay.
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by AkiSchennberg on Dec 4, 2009 5:22 PM EST up reply actions
Whats the problem here
An old guy offered candy to a kid. Relax, Freud.
by Johnny Bower's Pokecheck on Dec 4, 2009 5:00 PM EST via mobile reply actions 9 recs
Thats a wierd question, who asked that? JFJ or Fletcher
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Fletcher.
JFJ would have eaten the candy. With the wrapper still on it.
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by Down Goes Brown on Dec 4, 2009 5:12 PM EST up reply actions
And then immediately demand to know why Filatov stole his candy.
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And the “candy” would have been a urinal mint.
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He then attempted to trade the promise of future candy for an eighth round pick from San Jose but it didn’t get board approval. Subsequently they took JFJ’s bag of worther’s
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by blindfolded tank driver on Dec 4, 2009 5:18 PM EST up reply actions
JFJ doesn’t trade for picks.. even imaginary 8th rounders.. he might have traded it for the rights to robert reichel and jason allison though
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The driver said, "Hey, man, we go all the way. Of course we were willing to pay.
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by AkiSchennberg on Dec 4, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
Brian Burke refuses to draft any kid that doesn’t respond with:
“I’ll take the glory and punch death in his fucking face.”
Clearly that was Luke Schenn’s answer.
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by Brad Ackerson on Dec 4, 2009 5:27 PM EST up reply actions
Makes me wonder, What DID Luke answer to that question. As in details not just take it or leave it. I would assume there’d be a followup question.
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Luke ate the candy, let out a manly belch and said
“next question”
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 4, 2009 6:30 PM EST up reply actions
The whole idea of asking that question is absolutely moronic
There’s so much that goes behind that sort of decision – plus why you would think any 18 year old prospect would take such a question seriously is beyond me.
Obviously it’s not a REAL choice, so you pick the one you think they WANT you to pick… irrespective of what you actually would choose. On top of that, what difference does that choice make to the Leafs when selecting prospects? An untalented 18 year old would pick the same thing as a supremely talented one… why is that the dividing line?
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I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.
I think Fletcher just had an extra candy and Filatov’s breath was bad…
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 4, 2009 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
its one of those not what you choose but how you justify your choice questions. doesnt matter if you pick A or B but why you picked A or B
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 4, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
I actually had an interview where they asked the “why are manhole covers round?” thing.
The look of disappointment on the interviewer’s face when I knew the correct answer was priceless.
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so they fit on the round holes!
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 4, 2009 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
It’s for safety. A circle is the only shape that can’t accidentally be dropped through it’s own hole.
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So why are pucks round?
And would Blake do better with square pucks?
by not norm ullman on Dec 4, 2009 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
well duh
mines right too though
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 4, 2009 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
really?
That’s very interesting.
I would have gone with Jared’s answer :)
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by PPP on Dec 5, 2009 8:50 AM EST up reply actions
Methinks some of you are putting too much emphasis on one question.
Is it a bit of a moronic question? Ya, sure. But any individual question out of any psychological test can be construed as moronic. No doubt this was just one of many questions, in order to as accurately as possible decipher his intention to compete in the best league in the world. It probably stood out in his mind because it may have been the most ridiculous of the bunch.
But in today’s sports, any team is looking for any edge. These types of questions, while obviously not without fault, are just another tool to use. Perhaps it’s not even as simple as yes or no, but an off the board question that would be best.
I think to judge it without context or on it’s own is just as pointless as asking this question without any others.
Definitely. They’re not looking for a flat yes or no here. It’s an essay question. They’re looking for the reasons and thinking behind the answer. Even if you say no, it’s why you answer that way that they’re interested in.
One question out of many. One piece of information out of many.
Anyway, imagine asking that to Grabbo…
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They tried to use this approach in Montreal
but tossing candy around might have been offensive to the members of the Lollipop Guild.
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by Brunswick Bruiser on Dec 4, 2009 10:47 PM EST reply actions
According to this article, the “magic pill” question was still being used this year. It mentions Brayden Schenn being asked about it, although it doesn’t actually say whether it was the Leafs or some other team.
Schenn said no, by the way. Good kid.
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I thought the whole point of questions like that was to catch them off guard so they don’t give you the answer that they’ve been coached to give by their agents. If you ask all the same questions as everyone else you get the same answers because all the prospects are prepared for them. If you ask a stupid question, it catches them off guard and you get a real, non-rehearsed answer that hopefully tells you something about them as a person, not necessarily whether or not they’d take a candy and be great.
yep
it’s the why manhole covers are round and why there’s fuzz on a tennis ball type question
THIS IS A JOKE
Well the manhole covers one was used by Microsoft to test for an applicants though process.
But I think the questions after the player decides is what they get judged most on (their reasoning, etc.)
Wasn’t Richard Peddie asked something along the lines of: “Would you rather win the Stanley cup and suck for 10 years, or make the playoffs for 10 years?” he answered, “make the playoffs for 10 years” and someone jumped on him for picking the “wrong” answer?
by PassivelyTruculent on Dec 5, 2009 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
Yes
It’s a fanshot here somewhere.
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