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New York Islanders at Toronto Maple Leafs, Dec 9, 2009 7:00 PM EST


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can someone fix this so he is in the blue and white?

 

With so much drama in the ACC

It's hard being Alexei Ponikarovsky....

Last time the Leafs had  the power of the Wu working in their favor and they emerged victorious. I'm changing it up and calling upon the all mighty power of Snoop Dogg. Tonight, here's hoping they can bring the swagger again and dismantle the New York Islanders and that one kid. What's his name? First rounder? Sounds dull in interviews? Really loves the Leafs though? Oh yeah. John Tavares. The Maple Leafs take on John Tavares. And some other dudes. In ugly jerseys.

Bring the rhymes. And some gin and juice. Obviously. Do those SPG picks. This is your first period game thread and typical rules and standards apply: keep it cute or put it on mute.


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FIRST!!!!!!!1

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PLAYOFFS!!!!1

by eyebleaf on Dec 9, 2009 6:31 PM EST reply actions  

PLAYOFFS!!!1

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

You did not…

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2009 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

A moment of weakness. Please forgive me, lovable Wrap.

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PLAYOFFS!!!!1

by eyebleaf on Dec 9, 2009 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I suppose…

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2009 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

LOVE YOU!!!!!1

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PLAYOFFS!!!!1

by eyebleaf on Dec 9, 2009 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I love you too, boo.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2009 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

dawwwww

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

you’re lucky everyone loves you so much

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

SORRY, I MEANT

PLAYOFFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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PLAYOFFS!!!!1

by eyebleaf on Dec 9, 2009 6:31 PM EST reply actions  

/makes weird clicking noise to beat

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 6:33 PM EST reply actions  

/moves to the beat like a white guy who can’t dance

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Dec 9, 2009 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Brendan Witt

Second most truculent non-Leaf

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 6:34 PM EST reply actions  

EFF Brendan Witt

he’s a an elbow throwing POS.

I’d rather have Hollweg play as the Leafs most skilled player than ever think Witt was “truculent”

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed. Fuck Witt. We haven’t forgotten what he did to our Hagman.

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PLAYOFFS!!!!1

by eyebleaf on Dec 9, 2009 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I have more unrelated rage involving other assholes (see: Gleason, Tim)

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

see: Gleason, Tim loveable but rambunctious good ol’ Canadian boy who suffered cruelly at the hands of the vindictive Russian dirty hit machine

/Don Cherry’d

"You're gonna eat that g**d**n Koho, three!"

by fat_daddyo on Dec 9, 2009 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

DAMN YOU DON CHERRY!

Nah Cherry is awesome

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

can i rec this?

who cares, i’m gonna anyway

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I meant what you meant

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

he may not hit the bottom but he fucks the sides up

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Witt

can go to hell for hi slittle attack on Hagman. That punk.

by Marc Pilgrim on Dec 9, 2009 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, what’s his frigging Corsi number? Might have a spot on Canada’s special olympics squad…

"You're gonna eat that g**d**n Koho, three!"

by fat_daddyo on Dec 9, 2009 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

nah, those guys can actually skate

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Purchased

A Dwayne Roloson voodoo doll.

Rally Cap: 100% of the time it works every time.

by Peanut Butter Rally Time on Dec 9, 2009 6:36 PM EST reply actions  

So it’s resolved – Don Beaupre in net for Team Canada, right?

Look at Princess Wrap, gamethread up and ready…very efficient.

"You're gonna eat that g**d**n Koho, three!"

by fat_daddyo on Dec 9, 2009 6:36 PM EST reply actions  

what? no Jim Cary?

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

From Boston, wasn’t he?

"You're gonna eat that g**d**n Koho, three!"

by fat_daddyo on Dec 9, 2009 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

i have no idea

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s why God, er, Al Gore invented the internet.

Born in Massachusetts.

"You're gonna eat that g**d**n Koho, three!"

by fat_daddyo on Dec 9, 2009 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

there is never an excuse to google Jim Cary, its just not worth it

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude, he turned into Adam Oates, Bill Ranford and Rick Tocchet!

"You're gonna eat that g**d**n Koho, three!"

by fat_daddyo on Dec 9, 2009 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

which is ever so sad

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

GO LEAFS GO!

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Time for reality to set in for Roloson!

by Likely on Dec 9, 2009 6:41 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

hahahaha…gtfo…Rolo???

"You're gonna eat that g**d**n Koho, three!"

by fat_daddyo on Dec 9, 2009 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Roloson

is gonna learn that paybacks are quite the bitch.

by Marc Pilgrim on Dec 9, 2009 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

GO LEAFS GO!

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 6:42 PM EST reply actions  

GO LEAFS GO!

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Dec 9, 2009 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

GO LEAFS GO!

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

GO LEAFS GO!!!!

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by FiftyMissionCap on Dec 9, 2009 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

GO LEAFS GO

in for a penny, in for a pound

"You're gonna eat that g**d**n Koho, three!"

by fat_daddyo on Dec 9, 2009 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

GO LEAFS GO!

I like the cut of your jib Daddyo.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m not sure I care what happens tonight as long as Colton Orr sends Witt home in a body bag.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 6:44 PM EST reply actions  

YES

anyone can get hit by a car and walk away.

let’s see him try his luck with Orr…

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

That

I can surely live with. Cars are not as tough as Colton Orr is.

"Luke Schenn is Stronger than Strength."
Truculence is Everything:Vote for the Leaf of the Decade Today.

by Marc Pilgrim on Dec 9, 2009 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Colton Orr can’t even drive because the steering wheels aren’t strong enough to be grasped by him. They break when he puts his hands around em

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I was out for a smoke break at work about half hour ago and an ambulance was pulled into the underpass between Union and the ACC, so EMS is waiting for something along those lines.

Rally Cap: 100% of the time it works every time.

by Peanut Butter Rally Time on Dec 9, 2009 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Got puck bunnies in the living room gettin it on
And, they aint leavin til five in the box (five in the box)
So what you wanna do, goaaaaaal
I got a pocket full of pucks and my Leafers do too
So turn off the lights and close the doors
But (but what) we don’t love them Matt Mouls, yeah!
So we gonna smoke a ounce to this
Gs up, Tavares down, while you Leafs haters bounce to this

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Dec 9, 2009 6:45 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

amazing

by Likely on Dec 9, 2009 6:46 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

OMG YES.

I LOVE YOU. FOREVER AND EVER.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2009 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

brilliance

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Snoop Dogg looks so confused.

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by bkblades on Dec 9, 2009 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

too much juice in his gin me thinks.

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

or all that rollen down the street

or the endo

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

the endo is the best.

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

i’m going to have to go with the chronic.

i love chronic.

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PLAYOFFS!!!!1

by eyebleaf on Dec 9, 2009 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

even Snoop couldn’t give it up….

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I think the afro just adds to the effect.

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by bkblades on Dec 9, 2009 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

SNOOP DOGG!

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank you!

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2009 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

whatcha lookin at?

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Dec 9, 2009 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

dear lord…

...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...

by El Monstruo on Dec 9, 2009 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

wOOF.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

whyyyyyyyyy

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2009 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

....

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah...

We didn’t say Prince Dogg

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Neal Peart is amazing

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 6:50 PM EST reply actions  

I look forward to hearing his version of the theme.

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Dec 9, 2009 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Jesus Christ you’re young.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

you need to get out more

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Learn to Google.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2009 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Use the googles and edu-ma-cate yourself!

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Dec 9, 2009 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

that’s so rec’d

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Dec 9, 2009 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I knew

I’d get this response… :P

by Marc Pilgrim on Dec 9, 2009 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

then you should not have asked

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I checked

and he’s the drummer for Rush. There. Now let’s move on.

by Marc Pilgrim on Dec 9, 2009 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

But you say it no non-chalantly. The correct voicing is:

HE’S PERHAPS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME WHO PLAYED IN ONE OF THE GREATEST ROCK BANDS THAT CANADA, NAY, THE WORLD HAS EVER HAD THE ENTIRELY UNDESERVED PLEASURE OF LISTENING TO.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate Rush.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

/Sad face

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

They’ve been shit since Signals, but there was some great stuff before that aural holocaust.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate Geddy Lee’s voice.
I’ve never heard a song of theirs that I’ve enjoyed.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

YYZ

its an instrumental!

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

heard it. Don’t like it.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

your taste in music is questionable in my opinion

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

that’s OK.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Their lyrics are borderline ridiculous…. but they’re just too damn talented. Anybody who plays guitar, bass or drums should at least have an appreciation of their musical prowess.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I love the lyrics! The voice they’re delivered in could be a lot better, but that’s a different issue.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Geddy is a phenomenal singer. His voice might be irritating to the uncouth musical palate but his range is obscene.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Anyone can hit really high notes if you don’t care whether you sound like a cat being strangled while you do it.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s hitting all the notes in between that’s tricky.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

are you calling me uncouth??

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Heavens no.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

i am

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

well, from you, I’m OK with it.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m not crazy about his voice either, but a lot of their earlier stuff is really interesting musically. Even the poppier stuff. His bass line on Fly By Night is amazing for a simple radio tune.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow… That’s like asking who Wayne Gretzky is

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Who’s Wayne Gretzky?

/obvious joke

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

WHA- WHA- WHAAAAAT!

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Even Chester Cheetos agrees with you Jared

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Fun fact:

Phil Kessel’s younger brother is an Isles draft pick.

Visit my blog at: http://50-mission-cap.blogspot.com/
Leaf fan for life! (No, really. They gave me a no-trade clause when I was born.)

by FiftyMissionCap on Dec 9, 2009 6:52 PM EST reply actions  

There’s no possible way there was any talent left in that gene pool after everything Phil took on his way out.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

younger brothers rarely get any talent… see Steve Kariya, the other Lindros…

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I also recently learned there’s a Brent Gretzky.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

…the Staals.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

the sutters

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

there are always exceptions

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

the Primeaus!

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

you think Wayne is as talented as Keith?

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

duh!
if by as you mean not even close

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

haha

same with Scott and Rob Niedermayer.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve always had a soft spot for Rob Niedermayer. I loved the nothing line.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, he’s a decent player…. but nowhere near as good as Scott.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Remember the Mironov brothers? I think they were both mediocre.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Dec 9, 2009 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

the tits

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

The Laudrups?

/different sport

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

The Sedins are twins. Imagine how amazing a hockey player would have come out had that embryo not split.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

This is one scenario where I openly allow my team bias to lead me to an admittedly absurd conclusion. I’ve hated Scott since the Domi elbow (not that I think it was clean, but I do think Niedermayer’s reaction was Oscar-worthy), to the point where I will say with a straight face that Rob is better on character grounds.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

haha

yes Scott’s reaction to that elbow left a bad taste in my mouth, too.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Henrik Lundqvist

Has an identical twin. I think he’s in Dallas’s system right now.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Dec 9, 2009 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Correction

He is currently playing in the SEL.

Visit my blog at: http://50-mission-cap.blogspot.com/
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by FiftyMissionCap on Dec 9, 2009 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

ditched for the KHL or some european league last year

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Believe it or not, there are younger brothers with more talent than the older brother. Ron Rolston couldn’t make it into the NHL, but Brian Rolston did

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

quick poll:

Phil’s little brother will have a career like:

a) Brett Lindros
b) Brent Gretzky

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope for his sake it’s b). No nasty post-concussion issues that way.

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by stucky on Dec 9, 2009 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

at least Brent Gretzky doesnt need to have his mittens tied to his jacket

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh God. He’s probably going to score a hat-trick tonight.

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by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t t hink he’s in the line-up

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by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

He's not.

Still in college. Plays for UNH. He’s a 6th round pick, so if he even makes the NHL, he won’t be around until 2012-2013 or so.

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Feels weird having the more talented brother playing for the good guys.

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by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you sure he hasn’t been called up specially?

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by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

as if the goober on sports net dropped a bone thugs reference

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 6:57 PM EST reply actions  

was it?
Wake up, wake up, wake up it’s the 1st of the month
To get up, get up, get up so cash your checks and get up

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

No, just the group itself

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

nah, i missed the first bit, but it was on one of tiger woods’ text messages to a mistress
all i caught was “no your not, you’re bone thugs in harmoney!” refering to woods

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

:(

I love songs about welfare recipients. they’re teh coolest

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Yay! No Bergenheim! 7-0 Leafs.

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by Peanut Butter Rally Time on Dec 9, 2009 6:58 PM EST reply actions  

when the Isles try to get at you, pop it like it’s hot, pop it like it’s hot….

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 7:00 PM EST reply actions  

When Tavares is gettin' at you

drop him like it’s hot, drop him like it’s hot…

by Marc Pilgrim on Dec 9, 2009 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Pronger already did that job.

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if the refs give ya attitude, drop it like it’s hot, drop it like it’s hot, drop it like it’s hot

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

If Rollie's on a roll...

Pop ‘im like it’s hot, Pop ‘im like it’s hot…

by Marc Pilgrim on Dec 9, 2009 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

And the Rolly’s going down, with the Leafs gettin’ on
and they roll belligerence cuz they got testosterone

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

If Rob Schremp gets an attitude

Waive him like it’s hot, waive him like it’s hot, waive him like it’s hot…

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

if Tosk lets i in five hole
bench it like it’s hot, bench it like it’s hot, bench it like it’s hot

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

We got Phil Kessel on the ice, to turn your d-men into pawns, gonna score a hat trick ‘cause he’s got it goin’ on

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:10 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Pierre Mcguire better be sedate like he was last time

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 7:01 PM EST reply actions  

I suspect he had a cold last time

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by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

They should just give him unsanitary rooms. So that he won’t be annoying like he is normally

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe he’s allergic to the ACC

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Dec 9, 2009 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he’s just saving his load for the WJC.

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by Peanut Butter Rally Time on Dec 9, 2009 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

oh god

Him around that many young players is baaaaaad news.

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by stucky on Dec 9, 2009 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

QUANDRY

do i keep playing Sonic 2 or watch pregame?

by birky on Dec 9, 2009 7:02 PM EST reply actions  

watch the game!

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by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

snoop da loop

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

STOP PLAYING THAT FUCKING SONG!!!

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by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 7:03 PM EST reply actions  

shoulda hired snoop or Wu to write a leafs anthem… or rush…

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by El Monstruo on Dec 9, 2009 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

The Proclaimers

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by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I like ur thinking. Rush should’ve done it

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Luke should kill 100 Islanders in celebration of it being is 100th game.

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by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 7:04 PM EST reply actions  

And then 101 Bruins next game

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

only 20 dressed I think… so kill ’em 5 times each?

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by stucky on Dec 9, 2009 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

But that would also mean Luke ressurecting them 80 times

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

“Dance, my little zombie puppet. Dance!”

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- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

They don’t have to be active players.

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by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

ew, dont like that shirt tie combo ronnie
you can do better

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:05 PM EST reply actions  

toskalas stats are so very depressing

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:10 PM EST reply actions  

toskalas stats are so very depressing

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- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Unless your name is Joey MacDonald.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Damnit Pierre...

At least he won’t do this when Niclas Bergfors comes to Toronto

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 7:11 PM EST reply actions  

GO LEAFS GO!!!

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by El Monstruo on Dec 9, 2009 7:11 PM EST reply actions  

GO LEAFS GO!!!1

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Doop doop doop.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 7:12 PM EST reply actions  

oh lord

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:12 PM EST reply actions  

what?

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by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice job Toskala, kinda. Not sure the Isles player thought that through.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 7:12 PM EST reply actions  

Needed another 199 feet?

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

In the event you wanted to watch Aaah! Real Monsters; http://watchxonline.com/category/419-aaahh-real-monsters.php

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2009 7:13 PM EST reply actions  

what the hell was that blake?

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:13 PM EST reply actions  

What a pass by Tavares there.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 7:13 PM EST reply actions  

I hear he’s good

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

You’re going to hear it a lot more before the night’s out.

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by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

"silky smooth hands"

Pierre is so creepy sometimes…

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by El Monstruo on Dec 9, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Honey you have fat hands.

Fat greasy hands.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Shutup. Shutup!

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I was just thinking that. Yeesh.

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by stucky on Dec 9, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

sometimes I feel that Pierre would be better at commentating gay porn.

“his hands are silky smooth!”

“what a MONSTER!!”

by birky on Dec 9, 2009 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

“he has such skill handling his stick”

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Gross.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh that’s just naaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssstttttttyy

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

they feel nice on his baldspot

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

good pressure on the slot

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Umm, guys

#HockeyTermsThatSoundDirty was weeks ago.

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by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

they never go out of style

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Welly

was told he had silky smooth hands and then he tried to eat them

It's all hot bishes, naps, and dance parties

by Alix on Dec 9, 2009 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Hello

kittens.

I love snoop.

It's all hot bishes, naps, and dance parties

by Alix on Dec 9, 2009 7:15 PM EST reply actions  

I love lamp

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by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Snoop de Doop!

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

hi alix!

and really, who doesn’t?

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by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

So

true

It's all hot bishes, naps, and dance parties

by Alix on Dec 9, 2009 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

yo yo yo

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by stucky on Dec 9, 2009 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh heyyyyy.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2009 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

How is

everyone tonight?

It's all hot bishes, naps, and dance parties

by Alix on Dec 9, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I am enjoying the holy trinity of pizza, hockey and no work.

It’s goooood.

Yourself?

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by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

That

sounds delightful!

’m just drinking coffee and eating chocolate cake. Not too shabby at all. About to watch my cousin against the Oilers…

It's all hot bishes, naps, and dance parties

by Alix on Dec 9, 2009 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Mmmmm… chocolate cake.

The game in Tampa?

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by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup

In Tampa

It's all hot bishes, naps, and dance parties

by Alix on Dec 9, 2009 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmmm…

I’ll try to remember and tune in during intermissions.

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by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

HI ALIX!

Is ur cousin planning on beating up Matt Corrente?

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope

so. Heh. Corrente has a ton of fights in the AHL. My cousin had exactly one in junior. I was a little terrified. Now that he’s living with Downie maybe he’ll give him some tips…

It's all hot bishes, naps, and dance parties

by Alix on Dec 9, 2009 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Well I’m biased towards the Devils (Their my 2nd fave team), but I hope for ur cousin’s sake that he gets some revenge on him the next time they meet (assuming Corrente’s still with the team, Paul Martin will be back soon)

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Ninja bodycheck!

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:17 PM EST reply actions  

No way did he see it coming.

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by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Shoot First Mentality?

The Leafs shoot first, shoot second, shoot some more and then see if they can shoot one more time.

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:18 PM EST reply actions  

Leafs Powerplay

Woohoo!

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:18 PM EST reply actions  

Matt Moulson penalty

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 7:18 PM EST reply actions  

Time for a PP.

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by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 7:18 PM EST reply actions  

Love a good PP… hopefully they have a better plan than “PASS IT TO KESSEL!!!!”… or at least an alternative.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

We need a better PP plan than “Kessel’s on the ice”.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 7:18 PM EST reply actions  

Good to see the ref call the player that clamps down rather than the gy that gets his stick clamped down on

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:18 PM EST reply actions  

HAPPY TRAILS!!!!!

by PeterZezel on Dec 9, 2009 7:19 PM EST reply actions  

GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL

by birky on Dec 9, 2009 7:19 PM EST reply actions  

YESSSSSSS BEAUCHEMIN

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 7:19 PM EST reply actions  

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:19 PM EST reply actions  

BEAUCHEMIN!

There it is

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:19 PM EST reply actions  

yay!

this is what I like to hear!

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by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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by stucky on Dec 9, 2009 7:19 PM EST reply actions  

GOOOOAAAAALLLLLL!!!!

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Dec 9, 2009 7:19 PM EST reply actions  

MORE BEER!!!

...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...

by El Monstruo on Dec 9, 2009 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Copious amounts of it.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

YES.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2009 7:19 PM EST reply actions  

WE BEATED THE ROLO!!!

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by El Monstruo on Dec 9, 2009 7:19 PM EST reply actions  

BOOO-YAH!!!1

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by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 7:19 PM EST reply actions  

Goal!

On Roloson!

by Theodles on Dec 9, 2009 7:19 PM EST reply actions  

Come on Leafs PP

Start pouring on the “Power”

OH BEAUCH!

by Marc Pilgrim on Dec 9, 2009 7:19 PM EST reply actions  

WOOOO!!!

by Likely on Dec 9, 2009 7:19 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

SUCCESS!

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by Peanut Butter Rally Time on Dec 9, 2009 7:19 PM EST reply actions  

GOOOOOAAAALLLL!

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 7:19 PM EST reply actions  

Ron Wilson’s such a bad coach that he made that goal by himself.

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:19 PM EST reply actions  

Pauk Maurice is SOOOOO much better

by birky on Dec 9, 2009 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Who is this Beauchemin fella?

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Yes peirre ron wilson was coaching, thats his job, put it back in your pants

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:20 PM EST reply actions  

See now that worked because Kessel drew traffic, the Leafs got it to Kaberle who served it to Happy Trails on a plate, and Beauch just pile drove that puck.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 7:20 PM EST reply actions  

a cannonade, if you will

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

the puck had a (happy) vapour trail coming off it!

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by stucky on Dec 9, 2009 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Rush reference alert.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone just got 2 powerplay points on that play

:smug:

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

BEAUCH
BEAUCH
BEAUCH
BEAUCH

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Dec 9, 2009 7:20 PM EST reply actions  

I like it when the Leafs score.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:20 PM EST reply actions  

I go to the bathroom and the Leafs score? Frick, my timing sucks.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Dec 9, 2009 7:20 PM EST reply actions  

Go again

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Stay there. It’s for the best.

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by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

go to the bathroom again

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It has to be genuine. We need to encourage him to drink more.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

screw that, get the man some laxatives

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

You may have a point. He never did say what he went to the bathroom for.

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by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Poison his food!

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Only if you buy me beer….and then fly it out here.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Dec 9, 2009 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Kaberle 30th pt in his 30th GP.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 7:20 PM EST reply actions  

Norris.

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by Peanut Butter Rally Time on Dec 9, 2009 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

ha

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

point Per game Defenseman

Badass

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm no math major but...

82-point pace!!!

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by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

you, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar

by birky on Dec 9, 2009 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

PILE DRIVERRRRRRRRRRRR

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:22 PM EST reply actions  

Roloson pretty upset. Time to get all over him.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 7:22 PM EST reply actions  

uh oh… Komi is not ok…

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by El Monstruo on Dec 9, 2009 7:22 PM EST reply actions  

Komisarek hurt.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 7:22 PM EST reply actions  

Damn

Komisarek struggles to the bench

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:22 PM EST reply actions  

why can’t it be “Wallin struggles to bench. No one notices.”

by birky on Dec 9, 2009 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Poor

handsome button

It's all hot bishes, naps, and dance parties

by Alix on Dec 9, 2009 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Not Komi!

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2009 7:23 PM EST reply actions  

fuuuuuck

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:23 PM EST reply actions  

Hmm, that’s some expensive pylon we picked up.

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by Peanut Butter Rally Time on Dec 9, 2009 7:23 PM EST reply actions  

Slick clear by Schenn.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 7:23 PM EST reply actions  

You could hear Mcguire scream “NICE PASS NICE PASS” in the background when that went down

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Komisarek has left the bench to head to the locker room.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 7:24 PM EST reply actions  

Komi just walked to the dressing room

and I’m no doctor…but it looked like the same injury

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:24 PM EST reply actions  

FML…

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by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

shit!

Please be OK, Komi!

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by stucky on Dec 9, 2009 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Fucking sick.

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by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Great play by Primeau! Big save by Rolo

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:24 PM EST reply actions  

I like Primeau. He does what he needs to do.

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by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

apparently he’s finally feeling right after that ankle injury last year

by birky on Dec 9, 2009 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Stralman for Primeau and a 2nd doesn’t look so bad to me.

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by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Especially since the Gun Show looks like he’ll pan out nicely from what we’ve seen.

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by Peanut Butter Rally Time on Dec 9, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

If we can keep Primeau for less than he’s making, it will be worth it. Plus the 2nd helps so much

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Absolutely. We need our scouts to feel like the players they scout actually have a hope of being picked by the Leafs…

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by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

In a roundabout sort of way, it got us Kessel. My opinion of that trade has gone up every day since it happened.

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by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

It helped with the Kessel deal. Because we have Calgary’s 2nd, our 2nd that was sent in the Kessel deal was more expendable.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Interesting take… not sure if it makes sense to give Wayne credit for it but I’m going to!!!

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by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Negatory.

We sent Calgary’s second (and our third) to Chicago to get our own second back, which then went in the package for Kessel.

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by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah....

But it did play a role in the series of transactions.

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by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

either way we got a great player. Those picks aren’t anything right now, and we’ve got a guy who’s at least going to be on pace for 30 goals

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s miles away from being the black hole of offence we get from Mayers and Wallin.

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by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow what a setup by Primeau.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 7:24 PM EST reply actions  

Come on Kess

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 7:25 PM EST reply actions  

This is why

we have Wayne Primeau over Wallin.

by Marc Pilgrim on Dec 9, 2009 7:25 PM EST reply actions  

Let's try for...

58 goals on 61 shots this time.

by PeterZezel on Dec 9, 2009 7:25 PM EST reply actions  

Law of averages!!

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by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

OH NO!

A BRAIN PROBLEM!!! dun dun dunnnnn!

by PeterZezel on Dec 9, 2009 7:29 PM EST reply actions  

phew

Komi hurt his head maybe?

he doesn’t need a head to play hockey. tape it up and get back out there.

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 7:29 PM EST reply actions  

let’s get him cam neely’s head.

by PeterZezel on Dec 9, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he’ll be back out there…

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by El Monstruo on Dec 9, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Fingers crossed

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by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

What did Jeff do?

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by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Fingers? the leafs only have one

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

needs to shake out the cobwebs, make sure he’s not concussed

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

but his head is so pretty

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by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

now it has a dent

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh a little head dent never hurt anybody.

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by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Chicks dig scars

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

but do they dig flat spots?

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

flatty chasers?

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by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

are the Leafs a man short?

because this is a horrible shift if not

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by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 7:30 PM EST reply actions  

Ninja PP!!!

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by El Monstruo on Dec 9, 2009 7:31 PM EST reply actions  

Moar power play?

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by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 7:31 PM EST reply actions  

MOAR GAOLS!!!1

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by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

MORE BEER!!

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by El Monstruo on Dec 9, 2009 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

All I have is Budweiser tonight…….. oh well.. It counts as beer.

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by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

eventually, you can still get drunk

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

This will take all of my concentration…

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by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

also try holding your breath while lying down and getting back up really quickly

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by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

One time...

I asked for a catcher’s mitt but my dad wouldn’t get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and hit my head on the coffee table.

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by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

hehe, were you drinking budwieser at the same time?

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by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Might’ve been schnapps..

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by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I love the great confusion everywhere with the penalty calls, no one can figure out what they’re for.

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by stucky on Dec 9, 2009 7:31 PM EST reply actions  

Komisarek back on the bench

by PeterZezel on Dec 9, 2009 7:32 PM EST reply actions  

yay!!!

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by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Come on PP

Score it like it’s hot, score it like it’s hot

by Marc Pilgrim on Dec 9, 2009 7:32 PM EST reply actions  

When the isles try to get atchya!

Score goals on the PP!… like it’s hot…!

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by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Frig stajan

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:33 PM EST reply actions  

How the fuck did Stajan miss?!

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:33 PM EST reply actions  

Matt Stajan

is the answer

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I read that before the question. What a horrifying statement when read out of context.

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by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Dunno, but I just woke my neighbours up.

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by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Beauch! Huge stop

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:33 PM EST reply actions  

This crowd seems a bit loud yes? I said a bit…

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2009 7:33 PM EST reply actions  

WHITE!!!!!!!!

by PeterZezel on Dec 9, 2009 7:34 PM EST reply actions  

WOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

GOAL.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2009 7:34 PM EST reply actions  

WHITE SCORES!

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:34 PM EST reply actions  

Ian. Effin. White

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WHITE!!!1

...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...

by El Monstruo on Dec 9, 2009 7:34 PM EST reply actions  

GOAL!

And I wasn’t in the bathroom. Can I please stay out now?

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by FiftyMissionCap on Dec 9, 2009 7:34 PM EST reply actions  

drink less!

by Likely on Dec 9, 2009 7:34 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Ok

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

WHITE!!!!!

by Likely on Dec 9, 2009 7:34 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

GOWALLL!

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by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:34 PM EST reply actions  

YES WHITEY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by stucky on Dec 9, 2009 7:34 PM EST reply actions  

Great goal. Great pass by Stajan. Made up for the miss earlier.

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by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 7:34 PM EST reply actions  

god i love that

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

GOD YES!!!

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by El Monstruo on Dec 9, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I really hope he doesn’t get traded.

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by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

AWWW YEA!!!!!

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

never fails to get a rec from me

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by stucky on Dec 9, 2009 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow...

How many times have the Leafs been up 2-0 this year? Twice? Thrice?? Is this the first?!?!

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by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:35 PM EST reply actions  

We were up 5-0 against Atlanta.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh yeah...

That whole thing.

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by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

WOOHOO I HAVE IAN WHITE IN THE PPPPP

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 7:35 PM EST reply actions  

2/2 on the PP. It’s back!!!!11

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technically 1/2 =P

by Theodles on Dec 9, 2009 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Only technically.

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by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Technicalities Schmechnicalities.. 2/2!!!!!!

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by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

IAN WHITE LOVE CHUNK

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 7:36 PM EST reply actions  

stormtrooper sloth white for life!

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Awesome.

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by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

that one kinda scares me

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

it always makes me laugh

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by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

looks like the elephantman

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by El Monstruo on Dec 9, 2009 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

How high were we to conceptualize this?

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2009 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

there might have been some adult beverages involved

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by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Or like gallons of Robotussin.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2009 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

the tussin the tussin

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

one of my friends drinks tussin daily

he’s fucked now cuz he found out about Cocaine

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

not high

he’s short, so he always makes me think “aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”
This was Chemmy’s best photoshop for that quote.

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by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Pierre loves pointing out who the WHL boys are. Like FORMER SWIFT CURRENT BRONCO IAN WHITE.

The W does it best.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2009 7:36 PM EST reply actions  

The league that produced Wendel Clark is always worthy of praise.

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by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't argue

WHL brought us White, Schenn, Wendel Clark and others I’m forgetting… (oh and Tokarski)

by Marc Pilgrim on Dec 9, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Tokarski MADE the W. The W didn’t make him.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2009 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Pardon?

The W was forever defined years ago by a certain moustache-wearing Blades defenseman.

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by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

once defined can something not be re-defined?

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

In theory, yes, but are you prepared to argue something outdid Wendel’s influence?

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by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

i like my blood where it is thanks

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah but you need a panel from the Official Dictionary Commission.

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by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Emmanuel Lewis is so hard to book these days…

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by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m talking purely in terms of goalies, darling.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2009 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

alright, then you’re right for this one (lord knows it wasn’t Carey Price)

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by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

That seriously sucks he has collapsed so much. My friend and I think he should get moved to Chicago. That it would be a better fit.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

oooh

that’d be interesting, but Niemi looks good there.

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by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

i could go for that, but i dont want montreal to get any of that good tallent out of chicago and get better

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

They’ll trade him for Brian Campbell.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Dec 9, 2009 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

yessssssssss

you, sir, are brilliant

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by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Maroon him to the Panthers?

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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2009 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Her love of the Chiefs made her forget about the one and only. I’ll let her pass

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Pierre likes to point out the obvious

everyone knows the Dub’s awesome

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m still partial to the O but I find it hard to argue against our esteemed princess

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by stucky on Dec 9, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

HOLY CRAP

Okposos has an ENORMOUS cranium…

watching the NYI feed sadly, and his ugly mug just took up all 65" of my widescreen tv. Thank goodness it’s not an HD feed…

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 7:37 PM EST reply actions  

you know what this thread needs?

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:37 PM EST reply actions  

Mod wolves!

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

jamal mayers is a fucking waste

by KerryFraser on Dec 9, 2009 7:39 PM EST reply actions  

We didn’t hire him for his offensive prowess :P But yeah….he should have kept skating and shot.

by Theodles on Dec 9, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I disagree

But I’m the one who is shouting things like Luke Schenn is the next Scott Stevens, so my opinion may be skewed.

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by bkblades on Dec 9, 2009 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

He’s not a waste. He’s just not Kessel

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

He does a good job at what he does best. Be a tough guy

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"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve been impressed by Mayers this year.

Plus I love the goatee.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

and his head has amazing lens flare action

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

And he sort of dresses like Common. That’s a good thing.

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by bkblades on Dec 9, 2009 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

The next Scott Stevens?

Don’t sell the kid short like that!

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, I know he’s struggled this year, but that’s just unfair.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmm, okay…the next Bobby Orr combined with Wendel Clark as a d-man?

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by bkblades on Dec 9, 2009 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

wendel clark was a d man

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, but he didn’t make his name in the NHL as one. He made his name just being awesome. You know this, Jared.

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by bkblades on Dec 9, 2009 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

i know nothing!

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Blake drawing a penalty…

Please??

...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...

by El Monstruo on Dec 9, 2009 7:42 PM EST reply actions  

Blake

Just got kicked by Roloson and jumpted by the Islanders. Good work buddy!

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:42 PM EST reply actions  

oh no! his beautiful face!

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

is he finally being a pain in the ass to the other team, not just the fans???

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

WOOOO

I like blake when he’s antagonizing

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought blake was dead when that guy punched him in the head =D

by Theodles on Dec 9, 2009 7:42 PM EST reply actions  

That guy: Brendan ‘Fuckstain’ Witt.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

someone tried to kill hamster there

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Dec 9, 2009 7:42 PM EST reply actions  

KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER!!!1

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 7:42 PM EST reply actions  

Witt got hit by a truck in Philly??
Flyers fans are really into their teams image, no?

...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...

by El Monstruo on Dec 9, 2009 7:44 PM EST reply actions  

Witt

he cheap shotted it after

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

NEVER FORGET. NEVER FORGIVE.

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- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

GREAT PERIOD

Remember on the field trip that there is no swearing until the host swear.

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:44 PM EST reply actions  

SHIT FUCK PISS CUNT COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER TITS

Just getting it out of my system.

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by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

you forgot fart turd and twat

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

is turd a swear?

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

acording to blink 182

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

well, that’s just stupid

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

If we keep this up, it’ll take them about 4.7 seconds to break the silence.

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- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

wait we’re gonna be on a field trip?

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Is this the first time the Leafs have scored first two games in a row?

by birky on Dec 9, 2009 7:44 PM EST reply actions  

Tavares or Myers? Are they serious?

by rpop on Dec 9, 2009 7:44 PM EST reply actions  

I hope not. Thats a fucking joke.

by Clawson on Dec 9, 2009 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck, I need to get that game…

...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...

by El Monstruo on Dec 9, 2009 7:46 PM EST reply actions  

are we getting linked to lighthouse or do we have to find our own way?

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:46 PM EST reply actions  

just had to post this

from Ian White Day

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 7:47 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

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