Negative Nancy Notebook: Our Luke, Who Art in Toronto...

Our Luke and Saviour pardons a sinner after last night's game
On a night when the Maple Leafs feted Doug (Killer) Gilmour and in a season when Wendel Clark was accorded the same honour, it was not difficult to imagine rookie Luke Schenn one day earning fan adoration similar to what those Toronto icons enjoyed here.
Perhaps he'll even follow in their skate strides as the eventual captain in Toronto.
Ummm...perhapts? Your lack of faith is disturbing.
And that's left the sense among his teammates that, as good as Schenn was last night, it's only a hint of what he is going to become.
Let's not get ahe...screw it...let's get ahead of ourselves! Pronger-like size with a Care Bear heart and Lidstrom-like poise on the puck? Let's start polishing that plaque down on Front. Street.
"I was on my way to the (Leaf) bench but he kind of bumped into me ... and he said, `You can't treat our players like that,'" Schenn said. "One thing led to another and then we (were fighting)."
Luke Schenn: teaching jobbers respect since 2008. His pupil last night is likely to face some sort of league discipline considering he was so eager for a beating that he ran off of the bench:
According to the Leafs, Kennedy also instigated the ensuing fight, which saw Schenn twice topple the Pittsburgh centre. Both acts, should the NHL decide in Toronto's favour, are punishable and could net Kennedy as much as a 10-game suspension.
Hopefully we'll see justice served. Can't have scrubs trying to go after the stars of the league because they don't like body checks. Speaking of jobbers:
Luke Schenn is a jerkoff as far as we're concerned.
Penguins fans are getting a little bitter now that their years of actual tanking don't seem to be paying off as they expected.
The Penguins should not have lost to the Toronto Maple Leafs. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. A Penguins team that came out of the All Star Break with their eyes on the prize should not lose to the Toronto Maple Leafs. Yes, they lost to the Devils last night, but New Jersey is red-hot and the Penguins still got a point out of the game. What did they get out of this game? Shattered momentum and solidly sitting out of playoff contention. Are they out for good? Of course not...but results like this doesn't give room to much optimism.
Maybe he forgot about the curb-stomping that the Leafs' dished out the last time these two teams met.
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this warms my heart
i really wonder just how fucking amazing he’ll be in a few years time
Ah, Nuprin. Litlle. Yellow. Different.
by tugboats and arson on Feb 1, 2009 3:05 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
The pensblog is doing its damndest to get on my shit list
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 1, 2009 3:06 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps it was some kind of weird compliment in disguise? After all, Schenn does take care of business all by himself!
by LeafFanInVan on Feb 1, 2009 3:08 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
as far as i’m concered, it’s been achieved.
no one shittalks OLAS without expecting the lovelies of PPP to go and fuck their shit up
Ah, Nuprin. Litlle. Yellow. Different.
by tugboats and arson on Feb 1, 2009 3:09 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
also, apparently the Leafs scored “homo goals” and Crosbys was awesome and had nothing to do with goaltender interference.
There are rose tinted glasses and there are blindfolds.
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 1, 2009 3:11 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
there is also saw-like torture that can be dished out..
Ah, Nuprin. Litlle. Yellow. Different.
by tugboats and arson on Feb 1, 2009 3:13 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your news letter
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 1, 2009 3:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
i just happen to depise the pens and their fans a lot.
i went to a preseason game(where OLAS scored his first-but-not-really-because-its-preseason goal) and eeeeeeeverybody was wearing a crosby jersey while i was trying to start a chant of “LUUUUUUUUUKE”
and then i booed crosby like a motherfucker when he was awarded a star. some girl shouted “you just don’t like him because he’s hot” and i nearly vomited. no mention of skill or talent makes her reasoning very futile especially since he looks like andy samberg.
also, who cheers when your captain is a douchebag or one of your guys is getting his ass kicked by bell biv deveaux?
/end non-sensical rant
Ah, Nuprin. Litlle. Yellow. Different.
by tugboats and arson on Feb 1, 2009 3:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
He does look like Adam Sandberg. And he’s not funny. Yet Crosby is even less fun. And that’s sad. And I laugh because the Pens can’t beat a “crap” team like the Leafs. And I’m happy.
Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell
by bkblades on Feb 1, 2009 3:29 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
i am very happy. it’s not the 7-3 beating because vesa plays like shit when his team decides to show up, but i can deal.
Ah, Nuprin. Litlle. Yellow. Different.
by tugboats and arson on Feb 1, 2009 3:30 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Pogge will save us all
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 1, 2009 3:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
just needs to take lessons from dustin tokarski in lateral movement
Ah, Nuprin. Litlle. Yellow. Different.
by tugboats and arson on Feb 1, 2009 3:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Ehh
Pensblog doesn’t annoy me that much. It’s their shtick to be raging homers and they do it well. True, some of the humour can be hit or miss, but it makes it that much more fun when Schenn seeks and destroys, then goes about his business. We get to see their impending rageathons because they could only wish to have Schenn in their pipelines, and I sit and grin like an idiot.
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by bkblades on Feb 1, 2009 3:26 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I tired of said schtick ages ago. They have the occasional funny, but other than that, its all meh to me.
The Pensblog is like the blogspheres version of family guy.
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 1, 2009 3:29 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh it’s not in my regular rotation of blogs I read, but I try to see the big picture and understand that at least the Pens are hockey relevant again for people to renew their interest again. I guess I can get over the pettiness and such because of it.
But you won’t get an argument from me over their version of humour. I just don’t end up reading them often, if at all.
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by bkblades on Feb 1, 2009 4:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
stop being rational
it makes me sad
Ah, Nuprin. Litlle. Yellow. Different.
by tugboats and arson on Feb 1, 2009 3:30 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Here’s my irrational rant of the day for the Pens:
Pens fans act like they’re all that and a bag of potato chips when we all know they got into hockey relevance because they stank (and I mean sewage dumping, bottom of the barrel) for five years straight. Better?
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by bkblades on Feb 1, 2009 4:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
much
thank you :)
Ah, Nuprin. Litlle. Yellow. Different.
by tugboats and arson on Feb 1, 2009 4:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
With the subtle cropping of a photo from last night’s ceremony, we are provided a glimpse into the future:

by somny on Feb 1, 2009 3:39 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
you are a man of god
he looks so good with the C..
Ah, Nuprin. Litlle. Yellow. Different.
by tugboats and arson on Feb 1, 2009 3:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You are doing the lord’s work.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by wrap around curl on Feb 1, 2009 3:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I like how the light briefly shines on him.
On another note, how sweet is the shoulder patch? Why they decided to change it, or not make it the Leafs permanent logo boggles and angers me.
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by bkblades on Feb 1, 2009 4:15 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I was a fan of ditching the retarded “TML” wordmark that used to be on our shoulders, but I’d love to see the classic leaf on there one day soon.
by koopa kid on Feb 1, 2009 5:03 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
The TML was an atrocity.
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by bkblades on Feb 1, 2009 5:15 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
it made kittens cry
Ah, Nuprin. Litlle. Yellow. Different.
by tugboats and arson on Feb 1, 2009 5:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Its the hope of this that gives me a reason to wake up in the morning
by leafer1984 on Feb 1, 2009 5:34 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Penguins fans are funny
“Luke Schenn is a jerkoff as far as we’re concerned.”
Awww did our kick-ass d-man touch your best player? Pens fans, announcers, bloggers etc have always been homers.
by leafer1984 on Feb 1, 2009 5:33 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
oh goodie!
you survived last night!
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
by loser domi on Feb 1, 2009 6:01 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Luke Schenn dumped Malkin. Great hit.
Pension Plan Puppets*
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by Chemmy on Feb 2, 2009 10:41 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I like how the announcer said the Penguins didnt like Schenn ‘tugging on supermans cape"
If Malkin is superman, then Schenn didnt just tug on his cape, he fuckin doomsday’d him
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 2, 2009 10:59 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
It was good Superman versus bad Superman in the junkyard.
by Mattblack on Feb 2, 2009 11:21 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
malkin does have that Bizzaro superman look to him

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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 2, 2009 11:42 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

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