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This is the highest rated commercial apparently. I liked it well enough. There's not really that many things funnier than a bus coming off screen to kill someone.

"Meeting" (Bud Light)

This one was my mom's favourite commercial and of course she's right. I hate the 'drinkability' meme (seriously, it's ridiculous) but I like seeing people thrown out windows for being smart-asses. On a side note, Charles Barkley was a big fan of the height of the window.*

The rest of the Super Bowl XLIII commercials are available here.

In other news, last month was our best for visits and pageviews. We have to start a new streak of record breaking months because not enough of you hate your families enough although it was pretty close. Once again, it's a testament to everyone's contributions and the fact that I limit how offensive Chemmy is that people continuously stop lurking because everyone seems like good people.

If you're new, don't be shy. We want to hear what you have to say whether it's in a fanpost, a fanshot, or a comment. We aren't guilty of groupthink except on the important things like Luke Schenn's awesomeness so don't worry about ruffling feathers. Hell, Eyebeleaf is still coming here and he's the only person on the planet that still loves Mats Sundin. Also, if you have any questions do not hesitate to ask. The best place is probably in the Chatty Cathy (down on the right hand side).

Don't know what TWSS or BCWW means? Who the hell is the Hockey Viking? Why isn't Chemmy allowed to buy a Luke Schenn jersey? Fire away. Chemmy and I are working on something (actually, I ask him to work on it, he says sure, and then we repeat that little routine ad infinitum) that will help answer everyone's questions about what they can do around here but in the meantime don't be shy.

But don't suggest drinking less beer because we'll throw you out of the window.

* When Charles Barkley was asked if he regretted throwing a patron of a bar through a window he replied: "I regret that we weren't on a higher floor."

Poll
I stopped lurking because....
I felt sad seeing PPP commenting alone in game threads
9 votes
I felt sad seeing Chemmy and PPP commenting alone in game threads
3 votes
I wanted to be a part of something awesome and can't sleep with Luke Schenn
20 votes
I am still lurking but I am about to sign up as long as Chemmy makes me an avatar
4 votes
I am lurking and shy about breaking into a tight group (Don't be! We don't bite...)
3 votes
I am still lurking and like lurking thank you very much.
11 votes

50 votes | Poll has closed

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I bite

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Feb 2, 2009 2:05 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Congrats

gentlemen. It looks like all the propaganda I’ve been spreading about this place is clearly not working.

Keep up the fine work.

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by eyebleaf on Feb 2, 2009 2:14 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Also

I stand in solidarity with eyebeleaf on Sundin, but I am taking a degree of satisfaction on his less than stellar performance for the Canucks.

by LeafFanInVan on Feb 2, 2009 2:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn't say I still LOVE Mats Sundin

But I don’t like calling him “Fredo” either. I guess I’m still in like with Mats, not in love.

Zug be with you.
And also with you.

by NewJackCity on Feb 2, 2009 2:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah I’m not stalking the guy either, but I’m not pissed off about how things went down either. It is what it is!

by LeafFanInVan on Feb 2, 2009 2:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I appreciate the solidarity, brother.

Sports And The City

A Toronto sports blog, where we unequivocally and unapologetically support the home team...

by eyebleaf on Feb 2, 2009 3:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

.

The e-trade baby commercials were far and away the best ones for me… hilarious, as they always are.

by AlecB on Feb 2, 2009 2:21 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

....

check ’em all out here

http://ca.youtube.com/results?search_type=&search_query=e-trade+baby+commercial&aq=0&oq=e-trade+baby+

by AlecB on Feb 2, 2009 2:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

When I read that last part of the post and the poll I had to laugh. Up until Saturday night, I was a lurker! At work when I was bored I would come here and most of the other blogs on the Barilkosphere, but I finally decided to be part of this great community!
Also my name is my gamertag on Xbox, so if anyone wants a go at NHL 09, I’m gamed!

by leafer1984 on Feb 2, 2009 2:25 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

it's on!

hit me up, i’m the same as on here… blurr1974

"We’re looking forward to building the type of team the Rangers are able to buy."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Feb 2, 2009 2:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Next time im on, will do. As long as you dont do the cut in from the corner and stick lift 65465 a minute, we’re good!!

by leafer1984 on Feb 2, 2009 2:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

nah...

i’ve got a pretty nifty cross crease give and go that is almost unstoppable though, be warned…

"We’re looking forward to building the type of team the Rangers are able to buy."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Feb 2, 2009 2:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i am still lurking...

just in a very vocal and visible manner.

kudos to another big month! here’s to many more.

"We’re looking forward to building the type of team the Rangers are able to buy."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Feb 2, 2009 2:30 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

That poll is missing: I am here because Wrap made me. And I kinda like this place.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by wrap around curl on Feb 2, 2009 2:41 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Write-In!

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Feb 2, 2009 2:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Avatars

Sign up and tell Chemmy that you want one :)

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Feb 2, 2009 3:06 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Apparently I have one, just yet to be uploaded. Im sort of excited.
It’s nice to be a part of a community that loves the Leafs and loathes the rest as much as I do.

by leafer1984 on Feb 2, 2009 3:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve decided I’m buying a Schenn jersey because:

If the Leafs trade Schenn I’m going to kill myself.

Pension Plan Puppets*
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by Chemmy on Feb 2, 2009 3:19 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

If they trade Luke, then I will gladly stop being a Leaf fan and join some Calgary Flame fan blog.

by leafer1984 on Feb 2, 2009 3:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It’s ok. I plan on buying one too.

I think that cancels out the Jammies Curse.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by wrap around curl on Feb 2, 2009 3:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t know if that will be enough.

I’m scared :(

by Mattblack on Feb 2, 2009 3:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

None of my jersey’d players have gotten hurt, they’ve just been traded.

Pension Plan Puppets*
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by Chemmy on Feb 2, 2009 3:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

If you do this thing and something…anything untoward happens….shakes finger…mark this day.

by Mattblack on Feb 2, 2009 3:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

What is the Jammies Curse?

by leafer1984 on Feb 2, 2009 3:26 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Every player whose jersey he owns has been traded by the Leafs or let go (Sundin, Wellwood, Belak and a couple of others).

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Feb 2, 2009 3:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Chemmy has a curse habit of buying jerseys with the names and numbers of people who end up not playing for the Leafs very soon afterwards.

by Mattblack on Feb 2, 2009 3:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ahh I read about that. I thought the jammies curse was different. Thanks for clarifying. I got LOTS to learn!

by leafer1984 on Feb 2, 2009 3:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You’ll pick it up soon enough!

by Mattblack on Feb 2, 2009 3:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ya, I already know what FTB and NNN mean!

by leafer1984 on Feb 2, 2009 3:38 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

My jersey collection:

Sundin
Belak
Tucker
Wellwood
Steen

Pension Plan Puppets*
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by Chemmy on Feb 2, 2009 3:31 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I wore my Alex Steen jersey to the last Leafs game he played in. My Sundin jersey was present at the last game Sundin played for the Leafs too.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Feb 2, 2009 3:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Screw the intervention, I vote for immediate use of the hobbling post.

by Mattblack on Feb 2, 2009 3:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The Sundin game was great. Stralman picked up a pair and we got to insult Habs fans.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Feb 2, 2009 3:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You'll get a Toskala jersey

And you’ll like it, young man.

by Mattblack on Feb 2, 2009 3:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

“You’ll laiiiiiike it. You’ll laiiiiiike it a lot.”

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by wrap around curl on Feb 2, 2009 3:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

don’t even joke about that shit.

you will not buy that jersey.

Sports And The City

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by eyebleaf on Feb 2, 2009 3:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Gettin that VISA out right now my brotha. I love him too much not to.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Feb 2, 2009 3:31 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Actually you were all saved by Icejerseys and NHL.com both being out of my size in authentic right now.

Pension Plan Puppets*
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by Chemmy on Feb 2, 2009 3:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Are you just taunting us? Because that really isn’t nice.

by Mattblack on Feb 2, 2009 3:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

How about Blake jerseys, Im sure they got lots of those. Wouldnt you like a nice 55 on your back? How about 21?

by leafer1984 on Feb 2, 2009 3:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Who’s 21?

Pension Plan Puppets*
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by Chemmy on Feb 2, 2009 3:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Jamal Mayer

by leafer1984 on Feb 2, 2009 3:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I always forget he plays for us. Man that guy sucks.

Pension Plan Puppets*
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by Chemmy on Feb 2, 2009 3:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I was semi excited, I liked him on St.Louis. Now I see the errors of my ways.
Seriously tho, stay away from any jerseys with the numbers, 2, 41, 26 and 84 on them.

by leafer1984 on Feb 2, 2009 3:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

who’s 26?

by Kriv on Feb 2, 2009 3:42 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Mike Van Ryn

by leafer1984 on Feb 2, 2009 3:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

oh yeah, hes injured too much always forget

by Kriv on Feb 2, 2009 3:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

But I love Luke Schenn. Dude I own a Wade Belak jersey you don’t understand my love of jerseys.

Pension Plan Puppets*
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by Chemmy on Feb 2, 2009 4:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I think I just realized your love! My last leaf jersey was nameless as it was a gift. My first jersey was a Sundin jersey and I just bought an nameless TFC jersey.
I think i’m going to go out and get my a Schenn jersey as well. Blue or white… hmmm

by leafer1984 on Feb 2, 2009 4:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

there is a God.

Sports And The City

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by eyebleaf on Feb 2, 2009 3:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I’d say “what about River City” but I don’t think I’m helping the masses here…

by dare_ on Feb 3, 2009 2:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

we must

stage an intervention.
Where’s Chemmy live again?

by Karina on Feb 2, 2009 3:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i'm ok with it...

so long as you wwear your jammies with it, to cancel out the curse.

true, we’ll no longer have magic jammies to cause our team to win, but we’ll have luke schenn to take care of the winning.

"We’re looking forward to building the type of team the Rangers are able to buy."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Feb 2, 2009 3:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

not sure where to post this...

schenn is live on the fan right now: http://www.fan590.com/listen/gateway.jsp

Bitter Leaf Fan: a life-long Toronto Maple Leafs fan comments on the team, the media and the exasperation...

by mf37 on Feb 2, 2009 3:27 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

AWESOME!

Listening to him talk about how he would love to get a high draft pick but they are approaching every game trying to win.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Feb 2, 2009 3:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Luke Schenn wins just enough games so that Toronto has to draft Braydon.

Pension Plan Puppets*
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by Chemmy on Feb 2, 2009 3:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It’s a family affair…

by Mattblack on Feb 2, 2009 3:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Here is a question, if both are available do you draft B. Schenn or Duchene?

by leafer1984 on Feb 2, 2009 3:35 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Schenn, I haven’t seen either one of them play (I’m in Southern California), but something tells me 2Schenns are better than one. But we’ll get him for the first rounder we get for Antro or Kabs, our 1st rounder is getting Traveres or Hedman

by Kriv on Feb 2, 2009 3:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

schenn...

good genes

"We’re looking forward to building the type of team the Rangers are able to buy."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Feb 2, 2009 3:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Schenn – Big, rugged, skilled player, ala the Burke Mold
Duchene – smaller, great speed, very skilled

I think with the team the way it is now, I personally think Duchene would be better for the Leafs, but hey you cant argue with drafting another Schenn.

by leafer1984 on Feb 2, 2009 3:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

it's a strange thing to type...

but our team will be built on the Anaheim Ducks model…

"We’re looking forward to building the type of team the Rangers are able to buy."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Feb 2, 2009 3:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I like to think of it as a younger version fo the early 2000s model

by Kriv on Feb 2, 2009 3:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

really...?

the idea of a Steve Rucchin type as our number one center is not the least bit appealing to me.

"We’re looking forward to building the type of team the Rangers are able to buy."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Feb 2, 2009 4:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

If the hockey God’s are leaf fans, Getzlaf will somehow become a Leaf.
I just shedded a tear knowing full well that would never happen.

by leafer1984 on Feb 2, 2009 3:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Given the extreme suckiness of certain teams, Its looking more and more like we might end up out of the top 5 (draft picks), like 7th or 8th. If we’re collecting picks at the trade deadline, we may have 2 in the first round. So, does Burke trade up or keep them?

by blue with age on Feb 2, 2009 4:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Depends on where your best pick is. If it’s 6th and you think Schenn will be there, I think no you dont trade up. Ya I said it!

by leafer1984 on Feb 2, 2009 4:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

no two for Tavares?

by blue with age on Feb 2, 2009 4:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

unless the two you were trading were #2 and #5, I don’t think you get your hands on Tavares….

Leaf, the universe and everything.

by 1967ers on Feb 2, 2009 4:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

So, do you trade up to get Schenn2, if necessary?

by blue with age on Feb 2, 2009 4:38 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i don’t believe it will be necessary.

I also have no idea what direction Burke is going to take this team. If we’re not 1st or 2nd, it’s a complete crap shoot.

"We’re looking forward to building the type of team the Rangers are able to buy."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Feb 2, 2009 4:42 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

If it means 2 first rounders… no.

by leafer1984 on Feb 2, 2009 4:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Also if the Leafs have 2 first rounders it will be a top ten(theirs) and a bottom ten, if they trade any of their commodities it wont be to a team that isnt top ten in the league. You think Kaberle will waive to go to Columbus, Phoenix or any other team trying to get in the playoffs?

by leafer1984 on Feb 2, 2009 4:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Good point. But, Kabby’s NTC is gone at the draft , where the shit does down and Tavares refuses to put on the Islander’s sweater

by blue with age on Feb 2, 2009 4:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

fail

shit goes down. tho shit does down would be a great porn movie title

by blue with age on Feb 2, 2009 4:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmmm, your username doesn’t give me much to work with. Any suggestions?

Pension Plan Puppets*
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by Chemmy on Feb 2, 2009 4:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Sergei Krivokrasov?

Leaf, the universe and everything.

by 1967ers on Feb 2, 2009 4:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

who is that btw?

by Kriv on Feb 2, 2009 5:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Blackhawk prospect who went nowhere, IIRC.

Leaf, the universe and everything.

by 1967ers on Feb 3, 2009 12:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

something blue, sexy and just all around awesomeness.

by Kriv on Feb 2, 2009 5:31 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I can has free avatar…?

Actually I just dropped in to say hi

by sleza on Feb 2, 2009 4:17 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Hello!

Now stick around. You already got an avatar but you’re entitled to one free one as well.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Feb 2, 2009 4:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

correction

I can has better avatar?:)
And my computer is so slow, I’ll be here for a long time…

Как же так может быть?

by sleza on Feb 2, 2009 4:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Sleza! Welcome to the fun!

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by wrap around curl on Feb 2, 2009 4:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks
I was about to try Phelps’ method to have fun but maybe this will substitute that:)

Как же так может быть?

by sleza on Feb 2, 2009 5:19 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

you can combine the two, really.

Ah, Nuprin. Litlle. Yellow. Different.

by tugboats and arson on Feb 2, 2009 6:19 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I usually do

Big Smoke Sports - We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on Feb 2, 2009 6:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That explains a lot…

by article1 on Feb 2, 2009 6:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm liking

The Pepsi Max “I’m Good” commercial.

by dare_ on Feb 3, 2009 2:26 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

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