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will not play tonight.

by PeterZezel on Feb 25, 2009 12:33 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Sather isn’t even trying anymore is he.

by lordosis on Feb 25, 2009 12:36 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Was he ever?

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Let's Go Rangers!

by Scotty Hockey on Feb 25, 2009 1:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I used to think so but man this entire Rangers career is just ruining his legacy.

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by PPP on Feb 25, 2009 1:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

he did well

the year after the lockout when he stuck to a budget and didn’t make any crazy acquisitions.

by Karina on Feb 25, 2009 1:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That’s like one year out of 10

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by Winkle on Feb 25, 2009 1:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

DAMN!

So much for Alfie wetting himself Saturday night.

Another contract off of the books.

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by PPP on Feb 25, 2009 12:37 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

half...

we’re still paying him, and tucker, and raycroft…

"We’re looking forward to building the type of team the Rangers are able to buy."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Feb 25, 2009 12:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah but...

The physical contract is off the books. I am going to write a post about why ;)

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by PPP on Feb 25, 2009 1:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Why that’s important.

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by PPP on Feb 25, 2009 1:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

goodie...

i know it’s important, and he’s off the books completely come 7/1, just felt like peeing on your parade… :P

"We’re looking forward to building the type of team the Rangers are able to buy."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Feb 25, 2009 1:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

oooh, let me guess: it puts the Leafs SPC count at 47 or 48, giving Burke room to add two more contracts before he has to move a body.

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by mf37 on Feb 25, 2009 2:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

RUINER!

Way to blow my post based on the premise that you suggested ‘someone’ write about ;)

p.s. the CD is awesome.

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by PPP on Feb 25, 2009 2:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry for ruining a big surprise…glad you like the disc.

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by mf37 on Feb 25, 2009 2:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

For shame...

I was actually hoping to see him play.

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by eyebleaf on Feb 25, 2009 12:39 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

You can edit the link if you want to change it.

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by PPP on Feb 25, 2009 12:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

hahahhaha

McGuire is wrong again, I hope he’s surprised because he said no one will claim Bell when he was on the Fan590 this morning

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by Winkle on Feb 25, 2009 12:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

done.

thanks…im new to the whole contributing deal.

by PeterZezel on Feb 25, 2009 12:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

We appreciate it. I don’t check TSN all day because you guys are always faster than me anyways.

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by Chemmy on Feb 25, 2009 12:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

fastest keyboard in the east!

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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 25, 2009 12:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Actually the more I think about it

The more surprised I am

Can any pull up the details of Bell’s salary and contract? I don’t understand why the Rangers are taking up MORE salary when their payroll is less then half a mil under the cap as it is.

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by Winkle on Feb 25, 2009 12:53 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Unless

Sather is thinking he can use Bell are the trade deadline for something…

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by Winkle on Feb 25, 2009 12:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Though I doubt anyone will want to trade for him, since they could have gone him for free like the Rangers (but I didn’t see him getting claimed either, so what do I know), Bell just looks like a player to change some of the same old, same old with the Rangers and add a little grit to an otherwise lethargic and soft-ish team. I’m guessing Voros (and Avery) will also get more ice time to add that toughness.

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by bkblades on Feb 25, 2009 12:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Rangers are a mil under the cap.

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by Chemmy on Feb 25, 2009 12:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

maybe there is another trade almost ready to go adn bell is a stopgap

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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 25, 2009 12:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

TSN sez 2.5 M remaining, split between the LEafs and the Rangers.

that seems like more than I would have thought.

by Godd Till on Feb 25, 2009 12:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Contract...

$2,166,667 ending July 1st.
so we pick up the tab for half since he was on re-entry waivers.

by PeterZezel on Feb 25, 2009 12:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

But, obviously we are only picking up half of the the remainder. Just guessing it is around $200,000 by now.

by Kim Jorn on Feb 25, 2009 1:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Well

Still seems nonsensical to me, they have barely any room in the payroll as is, and Sather still seems hell-bent on bringing Avery back.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Feb 25, 2009 1:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

it seems

nonsensical to me that Sather is still the GM.

by Karina on Feb 25, 2009 1:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh

Is our game of one-up-manship back on? I do miss our regularly scheduled programming so.

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Feb 25, 2009 1:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

perhaps

there will be bits and burps of it as I regain my health….

by Karina on Feb 25, 2009 1:19 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

upon closer inspection...

not quite up to date.

by PeterZezel on Feb 25, 2009 1:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Has anyone asked

if this is the REAL Peter Zezel? Cause if not, you gots some ’splaining to do.

by lordosis on Feb 25, 2009 1:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Should've

put quotation marks aorund the name

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by Winkle on Feb 25, 2009 1:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I just figured...

If he was the real Peter Zezel he would have said something when he said he looked like whatever ate Peter Zezel on TV.

Note: That was before we realized he had an illness that caused the weight gain.

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by PPP on Feb 25, 2009 1:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t think any part of that is English.

and what illness? I have been banned from the Peter Zezel fanclub.

by lordosis on Feb 25, 2009 1:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

GAH

One day Chemmy and I were saying that Peter Zezel now looks like the thing that ate Peter Zezel.

PeterZezel didn’t say anything so we assume it’s not him.

And on his wikipedia page he apparently has an illness that leads to lots of weight gain.

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by PPP on Feb 25, 2009 1:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

obesety?

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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 25, 2009 1:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

no

but that’s funny. rec’d (sorry real Peter Zezel, where ever you are….)

rare blood disorder hemolytic anemia

"We’re looking forward to building the type of team the Rangers are able to buy."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Feb 25, 2009 1:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

NHL Numbers is good

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by PPP on Feb 25, 2009 1:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

sportsnet.ca also lists player salary and contract status on player bio.

by PeterZezel on Feb 25, 2009 1:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

it seems strange to me

that Bell would get picked up, and not Devereaux. Man, I forgot how fast Devereaux was. And defensively sound.

by Karina on Feb 25, 2009 1:07 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Physicality?

Maybe the Rangers are looking for the edge Voros was providing earlier, that Avery used to have. Or maybe Sather finally succumbed to full out dementia.

by lordosis on Feb 25, 2009 1:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

If Sather’s massive man-crush on Avery isn’t indicative of the status of his dementia then I don’t know what is

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by Winkle on Feb 25, 2009 1:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Agree

Devo’s the much better pick up.

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by PPP on Feb 25, 2009 1:38 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Thumbs Down frm Dr Mirtle

A pretty curious move, actually, especially when we’ve been hearing for weeks that Sean Avery was going to be the player the Blueshirts wanted off re-entry waivers. New York’s very tight against the cap, and even at half his salary, Bell is due $1.25-million.

He also has not been all that impressive in the AHL, so I’m not quite sure what the Rangers brass are thinking here.

by Godd Till on Feb 25, 2009 1:12 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

probably...

that he’s cheaper than Avery.

"We’re looking forward to building the type of team the Rangers are able to buy."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Feb 25, 2009 1:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Possibly

That Sather got tired of trying to convince Dallas to give them Avery for practically nothing

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Feb 25, 2009 1:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Or...

Tortorella launch a frightening broadside of f-bombs and Sather filled his Depends.

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by PPP on Feb 25, 2009 1:38 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Tortorella DESPISES Avery

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by Chemmy on Feb 25, 2009 1:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

other than wrap, is that not a universal thing?

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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 25, 2009 1:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Everyone knew that

Which made Sather hiring Tort all the more puzzlng

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by Winkle on Feb 25, 2009 1:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Rangers brass thinking?
I thought that went out the window with Drury, Gomez, Naslund, Redden…etc.

by PeterZezel on Feb 25, 2009 1:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The Redden deal is epic bad. It’s Rascal Flatts bad. It’s JFJ bad.

by Godd Till on Feb 25, 2009 1:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Mike Milbury bad?

by PeterZezel on Feb 25, 2009 1:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

lets not get carried away

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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 25, 2009 1:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He’s been getting better in the AHL since the new year began, so I’m sure the Ranger are thinking they’re getting a guy with some grit, size, and can theoretically pop in a few goals at half-price.

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by bkblades on Feb 25, 2009 1:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Pierre McGuire Commentary bad.

by PeterZezel on Feb 25, 2009 1:40 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Pierre McGuire Commentary bad.

fixed

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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 25, 2009 1:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

well played.

by PeterZezel on Feb 25, 2009 1:42 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Bell's cap hit...

…is actually calculated daily. And since I’m often in the “math is hard” camp, these numbers should likely be double-checked/taken with a grain of salt.

There are 191 days in the NHL schedule.

Bell’s $2.17M salary breaks down to $11,361 per day. As he was a waiver claim, Leafs and Rangers split the cap hit.

That’s $5680 per day for the Rangers and Leafs.

There are 45 days left in the NHL schedule, so:
Total cap hit to NYR: $255,628.27
Total cap hit to TML: $255,628.27

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by mf37 on Feb 25, 2009 2:03 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Stupid stupid journalists

Paul Hunter is bringing back the Pronger to the Leafs idea.
Yeah right.

by Karina on Feb 25, 2009 2:17 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Thank you for reading that garbage so I don’t have to.

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by mf37 on Feb 25, 2009 2:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Rumors

Philly newspapers are floating a rumor of Kaberle for Sbisa, Giroux, and Philly’s 2009 1st and 2nd.

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by Chemmy on Feb 25, 2009 2:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Sweet Christ, let this be true. Giroux is a star in the making.

Unknown Pleasures.

by Mattblack on Feb 25, 2009 2:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

That’s a lot

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Feb 25, 2009 2:42 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

and

Philly fans are OK with this?
Do they have the cap room? Or do they have to magically make Briere go away?

by Karina on Feb 25, 2009 2:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Why must you spoil everything.

Unknown Pleasures.

by Mattblack on Feb 25, 2009 2:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't call her

Devil Woman for nothing

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Feb 25, 2009 2:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm a leafs fan

that means I’m pessimistic by nature.

by Karina on Feb 25, 2009 2:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Of course

But you’re also evil

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by Winkle on Feb 25, 2009 2:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

evil is good

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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 25, 2009 2:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

True

But not when its coming from her

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by Winkle on Feb 25, 2009 3:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno, I’m rather enjoying it

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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 25, 2009 3:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

that's

because she’s not direct any of it at you

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by Winkle on Feb 25, 2009 3:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

that's

good english….

by Karina on Feb 25, 2009 3:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

And we’re getting off-topic

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by Winkle on Feb 25, 2009 3:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

So I guess Philly is on Kaberle’s list?

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by bkblades on Feb 25, 2009 2:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

they are sending him on the quest to destroy the one ring, Gary Betman wants it for himself and is following them

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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 25, 2009 2:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

so i’m not the only one who thinks bettman looks like gollum? i’ve got a great side-by-side of the two of them, i have to figure out how to post it…

by daoust on Feb 25, 2009 3:38 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

puck daddy had an ongoing Gary Bettman photoshop contest awhile back, and Gollum was a popular fellow if i recall. And Bettman was there, too.

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by bkblades on Feb 25, 2009 4:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

as was the Count from Sesame Street

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Feb 25, 2009 4:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I thought, admittedly just from the blurb on Kukla, Hunter was reporting on the Pronger comparison that Burke used for what he expects for Kaberle. So like Pronger, Burke wants a 1st rounder, roster ready player, and a top prospect. I should probably read the whole article before I dissent…

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by bkblades on Feb 25, 2009 2:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

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