Islanders @ Leafs: There Will Be Blood

Brendan Witt's suspension is up, it's time for some retribution and a four point loss to the current leaders in the Tavares sweepstakes. Speaking of which, John Tavares is probably crossing his fingers that the Islanders win this game and then go on a 15 game winning streak.
The only problem I see is, we don't have anyone particularly tough to drink Brendan Witt's milkshake tonight. Perhaps Brad May could be glued on to Jamal Mayers' shoulders, and the two of them could occupy one roster spot as Bradmal Mayers. During the game, Ron Wilson would unleash this mythical four armed fighting legend where it could elbow Witt in the mouth four times at once. Magic!
Observe the Tavares standings, shamelessly ripped from NHL.com:
Rank - Team - GP - Pts - Streak
| 24 | NE | 67 | 65 | Lost 2 | |||||||||
| 25 | NE | 65 | 62 | Won 3 | |||||||||
| 26 | PAC | 66 | 61 | Lost 2 | |||||||||
| 27 | NW | 66 | 59 | Won 1 | |||||||||
| 28 | SE | 66 | 56 | Won 2 | |||||||||
| 29 | SE | 66 | 55 | Lost 3 | |||||||||
| 30 | ATL | 66 | 51 | Won 2 |
We can do this! Toronto can make it down to 26th and keep shooting lower for those draft picks! We won't be out-tanked by Ottawa! Go Leafs go!
Erm. Sorry about that, here are the previous meetings between these two "terrific" teams:
The Leafs remain without Kaberle, Frogren and Hagman, (Van Ryn and Toskala are done for the year), so we should get another look at Oreskovic and Stralman tonight. I think they acquitted themselves well last night, Oreskovic was on the ice for the Weasel's goal but almost caught up to him and made a play when Ian White blew it.
The Islanders have a bunch of unimportant players injured:
Remember your SPG picks! Cheer for a Leafs loss to help the draft pick cause!
ps. Any interest in a field trip tonight?
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FIELD TRIP
TONIGHT?! A FIELD TRIP! LET’S DO IT.
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two games in a row on leafs tv? fuck that noise
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on Mar 10, 2009 2:45 PM EDT reply actions
How was...
Mr. Oreskovic last night?
I was watching Canada get pummeled by Italy, FUCKING ITALY, at the WBC, and missed the EPIC BATTLE OF ONTARIO.
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PLAYOFFS!!!!1
It’s in the recap. He was acceptable.
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as was sStraleman, he has stepped up his physical game a might
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 10, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions
count me
as not sold.
he looked a step slow.
I’m willing to chalk the entire thing up to first game jitters. Needs more time, but I didn’t see much more than a #6 or 7 d-man.
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by blurr1974 on Mar 10, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Oreskovic was a lot better than Wozniewski.
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like that’s an accomplishment…
is that what our prospects have come to? Better than Woz is acceptable?
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by blurr1974 on Mar 10, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
He’s our young tenth defenseman, I wouldn’t sweat it too much.
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"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
Brendan Witt’s suspension is up, it’s time for some retribution…
But since we abhorr dirty cheating bastards round here, we wish a hideous and swift vengenace to be performed in an above board and legal fashion.
"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
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Bradmal Mayers isn’t technically against the rules.
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In a Mark Bell fashion.
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A cleanand deliberatehit
Fixed. That was one of those physics hits.
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youtube
…great for finding archive hits and fights. watched donald brashear scored a goal and than punchout Witt.
by aki berg fan club on Mar 12, 2009 2:11 PM EDT reply actions

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