PPP Dictionary: Jiri NSFW/Tlusty Scale

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Jiří Tlustý is a player for (this year) the Toronto Marlies and the Toronot Maple Leafs. His rookie year, he caused a bit of a stir when nude self- photos he had taken with his cell phone  for an "older woman" came up on the Internet. This lead to the label of Tlusty as Not Safe For Work (NSFW), due to naked wang. It even arises in the famous Bacon Yada video.

Update from the originator, Godd Till:

If Luke Schenn is Maple Leaf Jesus, Jiri NSFW is at least John the Baptist. He survived his persecution by Damien Cox and the rest of the mittenstringer philistines last season, during the infamous nude photo flap that led to DC Talk referencing us calling him a homophobe and of course, his nickname. Good times. Since then Jiri's been jerked around (!) constantly by Leaf management until after Christmas when, left alone on the Marlies to just play, he is scoring about nine points per game and looking more and more like the future 35 goal scorer that some astute analysts predicted. (Note: not Kim Jorn). "Jiri Tlusty nude pics" is still one of the more popular searches that leads visitor's to Cox Bloc's dank corner of the internet.

After a few times where the Chatty Cathys and Game Day Threads got a bit too NSFW for some people's tastes, it was suggested some sort of scale could be used to determine the level of acceptable innuendo in a comment/picture/whatever. It seemed natural enough to measure NSFW-ness in Tlustys; however, there was some concern that merely mentioning the player increased the NSFW-ness of any given post. 

(LOL by me)