Leafs at Panthers: Spring Break!

Dumb, spoiled, rich males, aka. your boss in ten years, get drunk and yell at girls to take their shirts off.
For the Leafs, this Spring Break is going to be an opportunity to escape from the mute sushi-eaters in the ACC and play games in front of real fans. Tons of Canadians travel down to Florida in March to get away from the winter and while they're down there they can help out the owners of the Panthers and Lightning by cramming their buildings to watch the Blue and White play hockey.
Florida is in ninth place, three points behind the Hurricanes with two games in hand. The Panthers can control their destiny still, but they're going to need to get hot. They're 4-4-2 in their last ten and have lost their last four straight (SO loss, loss, SO loss, loss to be fair). Toronto's situation is a little less inspiring, and by "a little less" I mean that as General Borschevsky pointed out the Leafs' tragic number is 12 - meaning that any lost points by Toronto or gained points by Carolina adding up to 12 eliminates the Leafs. Six Carolina wins and we can stick a fork in the PLAYOFFS!!!!1 cause they're done.
Previous Matchups:
The Leafs are a shiny 0-1-2 against the Panthers who have to be hungry to get some wins and make the playoffs. The Leafs have their usual injuries missing: Kaberle, Frogren, and Hagman remain out, though Kaberle is still eyeing a return against Montreal on Saturday.
Go Leafs go, but this writer won't be terribly upset if the Leafs start raising their draft stock this week.
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Leafs aren’t drafting in the top two and Burke will have to do something on draft day anyway. Rather see a bunch of guys going out on their swords.
Win ’em all.
Leaf, the universe and everything.
It’s a good opportunity for Burke to scout the Panther’s to see what good players can be had for a bag of pucks.
I must be pregnant as I've missed two periods.
by Kerry Fraser on Mar 19, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
where’s the “let’s all get shitfaced and sunburnt” option?
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
dude…. you dont even know
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 19, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I would like to point out that the Leafs were in danger of being swept in the season series by another Florida team earlier this week. And we know how that turned out. WIN ’EM ALL!
Draft Schmaft....I wanna win the last 12 games.
word up from south of all your borders
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 19, 2009 5:35 PM EDT reply actions
Well, as long as you’re still considered to be in North America.
Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell
yeah, technically, cept the booze is a helluva lot cheaper down here
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 19, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions
they be tanned pythons….well as tanned as my Irish skin allows
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 19, 2009 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions
they go well together, even better is a sports bar that shows leaf games combined with pythons and cheap booze
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 19, 2009 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions
30 plus
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 19, 2009 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions
So clothing optional, too?
Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell
tops are, bottoms not so much
the tops thing is as much a curse as a blessing tho
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 19, 2009 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions
sunburns suck.
You’ll have to get a cute girl to sun block your pythons for you…
by Karina on Mar 19, 2009 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess everyone wants him to show the beach though. “It’s flippin’ right there!”
Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell
good thing the pthons dont get weary
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 19, 2009 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions
off to the bar i go, <leaf time, later yall
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 19, 2009 6:14 PM EDT reply actions
Howdy y'all
Hagman still out = my rage at shitty Brendan Witt suspension growing. NHL Wheel of Justice sucks my ass.
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The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
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