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Tavares a Leaf? Guaranteed!
Link
hockeybuzz.com
Unfortunately, it is one of those Alfreddson style guarantees: from the mouth of a fool and doesn't make any sense. However, break your Eklund's Magical World of Make-Believe embargo and head over there to check out the dumbest blog post ever written. It is worth it. Matthew Barry makes those Red Eye dudes look knowledgeable and reasonable...or, at least a little less alone in this world.

