Tavares a Leaf? Guaranteed!
Unfortunately, it is one of those Alfreddson style guarantees: from the mouth of a fool and doesn't make any sense. However, break your Eklund's Magical World of Make-Believe embargo and head over there to check out the dumbest blog post ever written. It is worth it. Matthew Barry makes those Red Eye dudes look knowledgeable and reasonable...or, at least a little less alone in this world.
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can't... bring... myself....
to read anything on that site.
by Karina on Mar 24, 2009 12:46 PM EDT reply actions
I don’t read it either, but Till has it bookmarked and reads it first thing every morning, so he sent me the link.
Here’s a summary for anyone who won’t click on the link: If Toronto or Ottawa finish in the bottom five, the NHL will rig the lottery so that they get Tavares and keep him out of Uniondale. Evidence? Well, the NHL supposedly rigged the Crosby lottery to save the struggling Penguins. Anyone else see the gaping black hole in the logic on this one?
BTW, it is more than worth clicking the link just for the comments, especially when the dude comes in to defend himself.
I bet ya Chico wishes he was back selling tacos in Tijuana right now!
/the “Body”
by general borschevsky on Mar 24, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
BTW, there was a piece about Tito in the NYT a few weeks back. Still happil married, a teacher who works shows on weekends for fun and extra $$$. A nice change from the usual story.
I always cheered against Tito. Doesn’t mean I didn’t like him though. He had some amazing matches with Macho Man in Maple Leaf Gardens. Legendary.
by general borschevsky on Mar 24, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions
An exciting peek into the world of Cox Bloc
My email about this to Jorn this AM:
Read the comments. Dude talks about how people can’t handle how “edgy” he is is and how he’s a “Rated-R, Tarantino kind of guy.”
Also, in any hockeybuzz thread he’s not in, all the other commenters should ask “Where’s Poochie?”
Seriously, this guy’s douchiness cannot be appreciated without sampling his bedshittery in the comments.
I bet you $50 this won’t get 100 comments.
Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.
I dunno
I could help out if I get a slice of that, Godd.
by Karina on Mar 24, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions
We can’t afford our domain name anymore, so we’re just moving the Bloc over here.
That Damien Cox writes some foolish things, doesn’t he?
This is a good idea
I’m just going to leave this page open continuously, occasionally add something, and watch the history of our lives unfold forever in these comments. It’ll be like Twitter, but even better!
by general borschevsky on Mar 24, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
so this is the spot where i can post things
in a 144 character format?
"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Mar 24, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m going to get started on my fake general borschevsky Fanshot account. I’ll email it to Shoalts later today.
Hey!
Actually, that would be allright. Especially if you clearly mention that it is a parody and there’s a link back to this page, I totally endorse the idea. I’m still gonna call Shoalts and badger him about it though.
by general borschevsky on Mar 24, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Even better will be the ensuing Google traffic.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
Can you comment faster so that we get to the punch line sooner?
Pension Plan Puppets*
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Poor little guys showed up on the wrong night, bless their little hearts.
Pension Plan Puppets*
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Seriously Chemmy, there is this disturbing trend up here with people who support both the Blue Jays and Red Sox. Till is good friends with one of them.
Only 48 comments right now.
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Unlike the three of you I actually voted for Obama so I get first dibs.
Pension Plan Puppets*
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And speaking of conspiracy theories
I think Chemmy’s trying to screw us like Montreal Survivor Series, Kim…..
It’s Bret Hart-level stuff kids
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
hah
barely at 50 and scraping the bottom of the barrel guys……
by Karina on Mar 24, 2009 2:45 PM EDT reply actions
I can’t believe how badly Godd wants to give his money away
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
More genius from Barry
Hey! Something FRESH and NEW to read, right? Why read stuff like “Our team won 2-1” when you can read something JUICY!
and
I like Carla. I spoke to her for a few hours about HB and what to expect. Carla writes nice pieces. I’m much, much edgier (have you noticed). That’s my gig. Some people enjoy it, others don’t. Others REALLY don’t.
And I urge you, please do so. It might just significantly improve your blogs and the threads they generate. I’m happy that Kings threads are back on Hockeybuzz, make no mistake, but it kind of ends there.
- acc66pgh
Sorry, I’m more of a rated R kind of guy. PG-13 just doesn’t do it for me. I like Tarrantino. Not cute dog’s that talk movies. Maybe I’m just not your thing. I have my own style. Carla has hers. I take some getting used to.
Apparently Eklund’s new strategy is to hire people even dumber than he is.
This thread is pretty large. Better move.
http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2009/3/24/809095/cox-bloc-chat-overflow
http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2009/3/24/809095/cox-bloc-chat-overflow
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