NNN: Leafs Winning in March When It Matters

Damn right he is.
With a record of 10-4-1 in their last 15 games, the Leafs have gained 21 of a possible 30 points. To put that in perspective if the Leafs maintained that pace over the whole year they'd be third in the entire league. It would also be hard to argue right now that with some solid goaltending the first few months of the season this club would be heading to the postseason unless of course you asked Damien Cox:
Grampa, it hurt my privates.
Uh, let's skip that article.
From probably the second best Caps blog on the internet, Capitals Insider, Tarik El Bashir writes:
As uninspired as the Capitals' effort appeared for the first two and a half periods, the reason they lost tonight was Joseph, who came on in relief of Martin Gerber after he was ejected for bumping linesman Pierre Champoux.
Somebody should really condition Gerber not to do things like that to Champoux. Martin needs to remain silky smooth to avoid getting washed out of this league. Hooray for CuJo though, eh? He's getting old but still has all of that lustrous hair and last night he showed that he didn't need to be unceremoniously put down.
Theodore also thought that he was bumped by Mikhail Grabovski on the Leafs' first goal and that an interference infraction should have been assessed.
Theo, talk to Brooks Laich about his goal and we'll call it a wash ok? Also, the reason Oreskovic didn't celebrate is because he scored on you and that's not terribly exciting. Last week I played ball hockey with my four year old nephew and let's just say I didn't exactly save the puck after I scored.
If you want to take a closer look at the Abuse of Officials rules, check out Rule 40 - Abuse of Officials (for which a minor penalty is an option) and Rule 41 - Physical Abuse of Officials (for which there is no minor penalty option). Obviously, the Caps would have preferred a minor on Martin Gerber in that last minute of play rather than an ejection and subsequent entry into the game of Curtis Joseph circa 1999. - Japers' Rink
It would appear that Martin Gerber is a shrewd tactician who avoided a minor penalty for the team by shoving a ref. Martin Gerber risked a suspension to defend the honor of the blue and white. He's a true hero.
Before we all "don't stop believin'," we're going to have to start believin' again.
Seven games left to figure it out.
We're in your hockey games, demoralizing your fans.
"They were laughing at me saying, `You've got to go in.' I was like, `I have to go in.'"
He said he drew on the experience of having come in for Vesa Toskala – just for the shootout – in a loss to Anaheim earlier this season. "I learned from that," said Joseph. - Toronto Star
Contrary to popular belief, it would appear that an old dog can learn new tricks... sorry. Anyhow, reading The Star today I think we've finally reached the tipping point. I think The Star ran out of bad things to say about the Maple Leafs somehow. First Damien "Eat a Big Bowl of" Cox writes a pleasant article about how Phil Oreskovic gets outskated by bantams and now game recaps that don't include paragraphs about how whatever the Leafs did wasn't the worst of all possible outcomes. What's this world coming to?
The Star's smartest commenters, posting their very best from a WebTV box hooked up to a black and white portable television, correctly identified that winning games means the Leafs are ruining their draft pick. The Leafs are still going to end up with a pick between 5 and 7 before Burke works his draft day magic. However, I think the systems of Wilson and co. as well as Brian Burke's asset management are starting to pay off. The locker room's better, the players seem to be having a good time and are bonding as a team. This Leafs squad has some work to do but this is a good start for a rebuild. Keep winning Leafs and let's see what you've got.
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The more I read Gerberserker! out loud the funnier it gets.
by general borschevsky on Mar 25, 2009 1:50 PM EDT reply actions
that’s hilarious stuff right there
Gerber power!!!1
by LeafFanInVan on Mar 25, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
“would you like to make some fuck Gerberserker?”
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
This. Is. Gold.
I had forgotten about that line in the Berserker song. Happy memories!
jrwendelman
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"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
by jrwendelman on Mar 25, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
so a Jew, a black guy and a Mexican walk into a bar….
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 25, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
nah not the same level as was achieved earlier this week….
We need a “Private message” function on this site.
by Karina on Mar 25, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
if we have that
then we’ll have people saying “Want to go private?” or “PM??…it’s only 800 dollars a minute!”
"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"
by MapleLeafs85 on Mar 25, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Since Cujo stopped all three attempts in the shoot-out against Washington and was named the first star for his efforts, I’d like to know why Wilson didn’t sub-in Cujo last November (or October, say versus the Ducks) back when the points mattered.
Wait, what?
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by mf37 on Mar 25, 2009 1:55 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I figured out what Chemmy's thing is...
Commas Splices.
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Well
It’s not funny, if I don’t make it self-deprecating.
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In general
Deprecating oneself is a bad idea, particularly in this economy….
Leaf, the universe and everything.
Have you looked at your financial statements? That’ll make you deprecate yourself involuntarily.
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Alternate reply
There were so many that both words had to be in the plural form.
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I definitely don't
want a Big Bowl of Cox.
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PLAYOFFS!!!!1
GRAMPA IT HURT MY PRIVATES
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Speaking of which…Williams is an idiot, but I saw a clip of him on OTR last night calling Mike Bossy a P%$#y. Props for that.
He’s not as much of an idiot as the editor who read “GRAMPA IT HURT MY PRIVATES” and didn’t put a big red line through it.
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That’s what happens when you self-edit.
Actually, the last NNN is what happens when you self edit.
Maybe now everyone has to save drafts so that I can read them first. Naw, too much work.
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Except the headlines
Don’t you dare suggest that Cox debases himself enough to write his own headlines.
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Grampa It Hurt My Privates
i can’t believe that’s actually from the article. comedy gold.
we need to make that a catchphrase. i’m not sure how to best use it. maybe just indiscriminately with no real reason.
I bet if the kid had said that it tickles it would have been edited out.
I am sure we’ll find a way to work it in.
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I want that Florida Panthers announcer to get in on the joke.
GOAL STEVEN WEISS…. GRAMPA IT HURT MY PRIVATES
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GREAT IDEA!
E-mail him it.
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grampa it hurt my privates
back in november when it mattered?
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 25, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
TWSS!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Mar 25, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
wow this is off topic
daoust, i just read your last line there and it plucked some jack handey from my subconscious:
“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.”
Holy Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
Keep winning Leafs and let’s see what you’ve got.
Chemmy, come here. We need to hug it out.
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I geniunely believe that with all of the kids playing (Schenn, Oreskovic, Kulemin, Grabovski, Mitchell) that this late season surge is going to pay bigger dividends than drafting one spot earlier.
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Exactly why we need to hug it out. You’ve come a long way.
And I don’t know where the hell we keep finding all these defenseman, but I’m liking big Phil.
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I like
it, because it shows that the cupboard is not as bare as all the Leaf haters would have us think. It’s just that previously, the Leafs didn’t so much believe in developing prospects and throwing them in the fire and hoping they do well. Now these young guys are being taught how to do their job, and we have some legit guys in the system.
by Karina on Mar 25, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
the team’s in a better position for the long term if we’re winning with a bunch of kids playing well + the 8th overall pick, rather than losing with a bunch of kids playing like crap + the 3rd overall pick.
this seems pretty obvious to me, i’m surprised how many people seem genuinely pissed off that the leafs aren’t losing more.
yeah, bottles the mind doesn’t it.
The season is not over, especially if the development cycle that people expect has to start during a season anew happens as we speak.
I’m pretty much tracking John Mitchell’s development with a stopwatch these last 15.
I fucking love John fucking Mitchell
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seriously, the Leafs have so many kids that i have huge (and realistic) hope for now
Koolaid, Grabbo, JMFitchell, Williams, TWSSlusty, Swingline Big Phil, OLAS
I love it
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 25, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions
oh sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit I forgot about Jiri “I dominate the AHL” Tlusty.
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They might not be the deepest list of prospects ever, but they are a whole lot better than supposed “people in the know” have been preaching for years.
And Straw man has a chance at being a decent top 4
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by blindfolded tank driver on Mar 25, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, there is no Malkin or Mason in there, but we arnt doing that bad it seems
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 25, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
are you all trying to say...
JFJ wasn’t a total screw up?
"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
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by blurr1974 on Mar 25, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m as shocked as anyone
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 25, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought about it
But my doctor strongly advised against it due to health concerns
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
i'm not
mainly because I’ve had that inkling before, as unpopular a thought as it may be…
I truly truly believe that although JFJ was incompetent, Petty had more of a hand in UFA signings and contract negotiations than was ever let on.
Also, I wear a tin foil hat.
"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
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by blurr1974 on Mar 25, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I must admit...
I’m buying this t-shirt
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TRAITOR!
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 25, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
hey, someone needs to make leafs gear like this
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so true
so many other teams have way better gear than the Leafs. The canucks, for instance.
I will have to make a trip to the store at the ACC on my visit home…
by Karina on Mar 25, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I wonder if we could get away with Leafs themed shirts at Zazzle or something as long as we didnt use the team logo or whatever…
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 25, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
hmm
I never tried that, but I was gonna get some canucks lingerie made up for a friend of mine last year, but I never got around to it so I don’t know.
by Karina on Mar 25, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
that
would be such a turn-off
unless you weren’t human
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her hubby
is a canucks fan.
Did you know you can buy Leaf garters on e-bay?
by Karina on Mar 25, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
i saw those, very niiiice
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 25, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Mats Sundin Lingerie, for when you cant decide if you want to do it or not
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 25, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I should finish that project.
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Yes
That’s a good idea.
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whip crack
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 25, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Naw
Whip crack is suggesting that a quarter finished user guide might use some attention.
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WHIP CRACK!!!!
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 25, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Replace the Malkin’s with Mitchell’s and 71 with F-Bomb
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by blindfolded tank driver on Mar 25, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Id buy two of those
I also want a “Grabbo’s Gang” shirt
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 25, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
we really do need a “Man Grabs Lemon” shirt…
"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
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by blurr1974 on Mar 25, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
just a picture of a hand squeezing a lemon
Inside jokes FTW!
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 25, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
but
neither Pittsburgh nor Columbus have a Schenn….
by Karina on Mar 25, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
no one does
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 25, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
exactly
and that’s why we’re ahead even without a Mason or Malkin.
by Karina on Mar 25, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
of course
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 25, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
That is what you are
The suspension of Gerber for getting effed by refs. Maybe wait til he pushes YOU next time.
Tanking by accident?
oh god
that’s hilarious.
They really need to play the Lemon Song by Zeppelin whenever that line is on the ice…
by Karina on Mar 25, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
that is amazing…
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 25, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
awesome!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Mar 25, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
uhhh, am I the only one who doesn’t get Man Grabs Lemon?
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
Hagman -grabbo – kulemin
the man grabs lemon line
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 25, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
ohhhh, ok. that may need to go in the PPP dictionary then
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
this is going to be a large publication
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 25, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey blurr, how do you find zazzle? Is it easy enough to work with?
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by Down Goes Brown on Mar 25, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s easy but the shirts are printed, like with an inkjet printer and they don’t hold up well. My Zazzle shirt I have now gets worn very infrequently because it’s basically hand wash only.
I’m hoping that a one color design holds up better than a photo printed on it, but the site itself is easy as hell to use.
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bingo
it’s unfortunate. not the best quality…
I tried to make an all heart shirt with an awesome pic of wendel, but they took it down for copyright issues.
they have no qualms with selling star wars, south park and other copyrighted merchandise, but Wendel, they fear…
"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
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by blurr1974 on Mar 25, 2009 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions
well who wouldnt?
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 25, 2009 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions
truth is there....
i’m going to try and make it again, see if it goes through.
"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
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by blurr1974 on Mar 25, 2009 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions
easy enough to work with.
not much to screw up to be honest with you.
I like the amount of fonts they have to choose from. and the graphic placing is fairly idiot proof
"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
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by blurr1974 on Mar 25, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
PPP just sent me this on gchat
PPP: so so bizarre
then again, cox is nuts
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I’m gonna start calling him Frank and beans
Cox, not PPP
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 25, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Weird
The worst Cox does on Williams is call his career “colourful”.. Isn’t Williams the kind of player that Cox pretty much despises? If he was playing today Cox would be filling column inches about how the game doesn’t need goons like Tiger etc etc..
Strange that he would go so soft on him, after all he did whack billy smith on the back of his head with a stick that one time.
Gerber power!!!1
thats because cox knows Tiger would kill him if he said a bad word about the man
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 25, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Nawp I’m not a radio listener so much anymore.. Was it about the goal celebration bruhaha?
His story about attempting to decapitate billy smith is a good one, also. Makes Bertuzzi/McSorely seem like a couple of figure skaters.
Gerber power!!!1
by LeafFanInVan on Mar 25, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions

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