Harder To Pick Than A Broken Nose
by Mattblack on Mar 27, 2009 6:24 AM EDT
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Meanwhile, back at the Kremlin...
- Steve brings his analysis to bear on Ian White, MVP(!?!).
- Toronto Sports Media covers Wilson's relationship with the...eh, Toronto Sports Media.
- Down Goes Brown was at Chapters at midnight to get the first copy of Leafs Abomination - it's easier to break in at that sort of time.
- Maple Leaf Hot Stove wonders if we'll be playing after April next year and also some heinous nonsense about OLAS starting life as a Duck.
- I think we need a little Schenngasm after that...kindly provided by Loser Domi in this case.
- The Hockey News has a piece on the forgotten man from deadline day, Jamie Heward.
- Finally, it's no longer open season on open goals apparently. But woe betides you if you've just scored one.
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I seriously almost sprayed coke out of my nose when I read that.
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Sort of like last Saturday night in reverse, now that I think about it.
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Ray Emery, is that you?
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he might have been there...
HAHAHA!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Mar 27, 2009 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions
First Order of Business...
….how can Mother Russia aid First Comrade Ponikarovsky become Elite Goal Scoring Machine
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by blindfolded tank driver on Mar 27, 2009 9:17 AM EDT reply actions
So I won’t!
Doesn’t seem to work with Firefox, however.
You've had all your word nourishment for one day.
Howard Berger's most recent blog...
…is perhaps the most nauseating thing I have ever read.
I posted the link in a fanshot.
read only if you can restrain yourself.
by PeterZezel on Mar 27, 2009 9:49 AM EDT reply actions
Don’t sully The Gerberserker’s name.
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I think that guys like Berger, and Don Cherry for that matter, forget that they, like the subject that they comment about, are entertainment. Yes, its better when your team wins, but just because they lose this does not disqualify it as entertainment. That’s why people buy the ticket – to be entertained by unscripted human drama. I mean fuck, that’s what has kept me going for over 40 years. If it is entertainment only when the home team wins, then this is more like gambling on a specific outcome, which for many I am told is also a form of entertainment.
If we follow Berger’s logic through, we can conclude that since only 1 team wins the cup every year, the other 29 have sheep for fans. They have an expression in french that to be a sheep you need walls. Berger is firmly trapped inside walls of self importance. Hey sheep, how’s it goin? Say hi to your mother for me. Who’s your fucking daddy sheep? The Leafs that’s who.
by blue with age on Mar 27, 2009 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
i love rants like this…
two thumbs up!
"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
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by blurr1974 on Mar 27, 2009 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions
rant-tastic!
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 27, 2009 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Every time blue with age does stuff like this, he makes me happy that Quebec moved to Colorado.
Sorry bwa, but we’d miss you. You’re my “lost their home team” buddy around here, too.
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Actually, there is still a virtual version of the Nords, Le National. I just that I don’t go for contrived melodrama. I prefer when life imitates art.
Here’a sample plot line
“In Lance et Compte: La Revanche, Pierre Lambert’s son, Guy, is called up by Le National de Quebec in the middle of the season. In his first game he injures and kills a player from the Montreal Canadiens with a body check into the boards. The series primarily focuses on his trial and his love life.”
by blue with age on Mar 27, 2009 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
ps. I own a Nordiques jersey. I loved Stephane Fiset’s igloo mask design as a kid.
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Deep Thoughts
http://www.sportsandthecity.com/2009/03/deep-thoughts.html
A couple of points on the Leafs, including Jason Blake, and of course my favourite goalie, Andrew Raycroft…
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PLAYOFFS!!!!1
Couldn’t stop laughing about pie heaven this morning.
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Jamie Heward = Rudy?
Did anyone else read the article on Heward and get a Rudy vibe hoping that Wilson will put Heward in for just one game at home? I sure did.
Wings fan by birth. Leafs fan by empathetic association.
he should make his mark before he goes.
his Mark Bell that is
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 27, 2009 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Heward’s only allowed to play in the Sens game if he knocks Alfredsson unconscious.
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I like it
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 27, 2009 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions
“If I happen not to play in the NHL again, I don’t want the last vision of me to be carried off the ice in a stretcher,” said Heward. “I’d like to be able to play my last game taking a jersey off instead of having it cut off.”
If he does play, I hope that quote is on the cover of the program.
by general borschevsky on Mar 27, 2009 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Although it would be kind of funny if he got to play in the last game, only to get hurt in the first period and carted off again, followed by him continually coming back over the course of the game and being reinjured.
I can picture him dragging himself down the hallway and onto the ice in the dying seconds, a hockey version of Monty Python’s black knight.
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by Down Goes Brown on Mar 27, 2009 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions
“tis but a lower body injury”
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 27, 2009 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions
“Buts its only a flesh wound, I don’t need a brain to play hockey”
by blue with age on Mar 27, 2009 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
who is Tie Domi
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 27, 2009 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
And I got a distinct Ara Parseghian vibe from Wilson basically saying no chance in hell.
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Ian White is rocking the Wendel.
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Yeah.
I may have chosen the wrong Leaf to model facial hair on.
In retrospect, the Kubina-esque hobo beard may not be where it’s at.
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Dude the Kubina beard rocks. I’m a big P-K fan though, so
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it’s the only beard i can grow…
also, i’m rocking it currently a1….
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by blurr1974 on Mar 27, 2009 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
I can almost grow the White/Wendel moustache but I have the slight problem of not being able to grow facial hair in the Hitler Zone.
I like a good Fu Man Chu mustache. Classy.
by general borschevsky on Mar 27, 2009 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
nothing quite says “I want to take over the world” like a mustache…
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by blurr1974 on Mar 27, 2009 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
when the Leafs make playoffs (!!!!1) again (next season), we should all grow staches.
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i'm in
although, i cna’t really grow one either, hence the hobo beard…
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by blurr1974 on Mar 27, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ll be cruising a fierce Hobo beard when it happens. My stache growing technology fails to do a adequate job.
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by blindfolded tank driver on Mar 27, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions
true dat...
i really do miss growing a playoff beard…
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by blurr1974 on Mar 27, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
My Mexico beard is turning into a end of season run beard, soon it will be a golf beard
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 27, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I am fortunate enough to be able to grow whatever beard/tache combo I like. But I hate shaving and am lazy, so the Kubina’s the default setting. I trim it, once every ten or so days to keep work happy.
And I have to go. Just a flying visit. Might be about for the game, might not.
Peace.
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