Leafs @ Slugs: Cujo Victory Lap

So this is a victory lap
Then I'm leaving
It would have been nice to see the old dog go out on a high note after that Capitals game but there's still work to do and CuJo's going to be the guy to do it. The Sabres get Ryan Miller back tonight which tips the goaltending balance in their favor as if they needed it. I'm still sort of hoping someone runs into my office and says "Oglethorpe's not playing tonight, he's suspended" except replacing Ogie's name with Miller's and "suspended" with "arrested for having sex with livestock". Can't win 'em all I guess.
The Leafs on the other hand do in fact have to "win 'em all" to quote who wrote the first page of this blog post. According to Mirtle's Manly Metric the Leafs are cooked, spent, washed up, over the hill, flabbergasted and hoodwinked, yet the Leafs aren't mathematically eliminated yet, so in theory this could be a four point game for a Leafs team that wants to take a shot at the postseason.
In the last two matchups fantastic and talented goaltending prospect Justin Pogge played very well but the Leafs barely lost by a smidge:
Oh, like Pogge I must have missed a few key moments of those games. Also, not to fear, the January 1st game also had our backup goaltender in net, Curtis Joseph, but tonight our starting goaltender, Curtis Joseph, will be in net making things completely different.
Going back to last year the Leafs actually beat the Sabres:
Hip hip hooray! Or not since Vesa Toskala was in net that last and is now out for the season having hip surgery. On the injury front, Niklas Hagman is expected to return for tomorrow night's game against the Boston Bruins. Frogren and Van Ryn remain out.
With any luck the Cujo from OT against Washington shows up. I'm rooting for CuJo for all the times he carried Quinn's defensively slipshod teams into the playoffs by letting the Leafs play run and gun hockey. I'm rooting for a classy vet to go out with something to be proud of and I'm rooting for a Leafs win because Dominic Moore is a punk.
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It’s not a Buffalo post without some Moore hatred.
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Almost forgot. Dude will probably score a hat trick tonight.
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some salt for the slugs
Man, I hate the slugs. Right up there with the Habs and Sens.
I hope someone (May?) wraps a golf club around Peters and reminds the slugs that they’ll be golfing this year as well.
Did I mention that I'm a corrupt douche-bag?
F8ck the Sabres or "Why I’ll never go to a Leaf game in Buffalo again"
I was at that Buffalo game in March 2007 when the Leafs blew a 4-1 3rd period lead, losing 5-4 and basically ending their playoff hopes (they ended up missing by 1 pt, thanks to Wade ‘Dare to Dream’ Dubliwiecz and his damn poke check). It was one of the most defeating sporting experiences of my entire life.
Taking the Friday off, plus the ‘road trip’ vibe, meant that we were 3rd period drunk mid-way through the 1st period. We were taunting the Buffalo fans around us as the Leafs dominated play and racked up goals, including two kids (13 years old, mabye 14) directly in front of us wearing Miller jerseys. "Miiiiilleerr. Miiiileerrr."
When the Leafs went up 4-1 early in the 3rd, we were on top of the world. Then Buffalo decided to score 4 goals in about 9 minutes to take the lead. When they scored their 5th goal, the Buffalo fans directly beside us were in our face, asking for high-fives (like we had been to them just 15 minutes earlier). It was horrible, I felt like someone had punched me in the gut. With about a minute left in the game, and a feeling that the Leafs weren’t going to tie it up, I was so fricking angry I lit up a cigarette in the arena (we were in the very last row of the nosebleeds). Hilarious, but also pretty stupid in hindsight -a $2500 fine would have been a sweet end to the evening.
At the end of the game, the 2 kids in the Miller jerseys turned around to us and said "Tough game. Have a good night" in about as sincere a fashion as possible. I felt like a total turd for harassing them.
We went to the Anchor Bar afterwards for some wings. It was pretty empty, just a few tables with Leaf fans. You’ve never seen a more dejected bunch. The wings were good at least.
Here’s the yahoo recap and box scores. Painful.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/recap?gid=2007032302
http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/boxscore;ylt=Ai3mRbW4k1NrsK9bkXkdlcmvLYF?gid=2007032302
So you’re the person who jinxed that game.
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whenever the Leafs needed a save, that mother fucker couldn’t deliver.
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I got told at an Islanders game to stop making fun of Toskala in December, by an Islanders fan.
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Nobody would join me in a TOSSSSSSKAAAAAAALAAAAAAAA chant.
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They know that Toskala is what they get for their first round draft pick and are mentally preparing for that day…
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by blindfolded tank driver on Mar 27, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I was at a Leafs-Sharks game in SJ and this little tiny woman in green shoes and green pants started talking to me in the beer lineup about how Toskala is such a nice guy and how he does such nice things and she hopes Toronto will be nice to him. All I could thing of was that her shoes matched her ʎzɐɹɔ.
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by Kerry Fraser on Mar 27, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions
If Raycrap is still in the NHL next season, there is something wrong with the world.
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If he’s still in the NHL next season you should all raise enough money to buy me some goalie pads and I’ll split my salary equally with everyone who chips in.
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Raycroft
whenever the Leafs needed a save, that mother fucker couldn’t deliver.
Fixed.
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"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
I blame Raycroft
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Can’t…change…goalies. Raycroft…frozen…to…net.
Wings fan by birth. Leafs fan by empathetic association.
i think paul maurice tried to call a timeout, but he got the signal confused and just kept giving the ref the peace sign.
After forgetting how to tie his own shoes he leaned up against the nearest wall, smirked, and made jokes about how he’d have to do better next time.
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Ahh Buffalo memories
In another life I was a minion manager in a full service restaurant chain in the mid 90’s. We organized a field trip for the employees to watch the Leafs in Buffalo. That school bus full of underaged minimum wage drinkers was in danger mode before we crossed the border. The fun started when someone spotted Jim Kelley at the game, and yelled out kim jelly in a drunken state. Within 10 minutes a full bore scrap was underway in the stands between about 20 people. I tried to stay and watch the end of the game, feigning non involvement. But the cops came and found us to say that if we didn’t take the drunks outside the arena back to Canada pronto, they’d go to jail. Imagining for a minute what it would be like to field the phone calls from their parents, I was forced to miss the third period.
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In Philly a guy told me he’d buy me a plane ticket back to Toronto. I thanked him and told him that was a kind and generous offer, and then he told me to go fuck myself.
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Vancouver 'home' game
Going to a Leafs-Canucks game in Vancouver (maybe 5-6 years ago?). There were many more Leaf fans than Canuck fans. When the Canucks came on the ice, everyone booed. I was laughing my arse off. The Leafs won the game 6-5 although they almost blew it after leading 4 or 5-1 at some point.
The few Canuck fans in our section decided to start throwing glasses of beer, pop and water at everyone, which caused a huge fight to break out. The cops did the right thing and tossed out the half dozen dirty-Canuck fans and let the rest of us enjoy the ‘home’ game.
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by Kerry Fraser on Mar 27, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey I think I was at that game!
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by LeafFanInVan on Mar 27, 2009 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
It was a fun game, even if it almost gave me a heart attack.
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by Kerry Fraser on Mar 27, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
This one time I was in boston at leafs-bruins and Milan Lucic put Mike Van Ryn through a pane of glass, showering some kids with tiny shards of it.
The leafs then went on to score 4 unanswered goals and win, 4-2. It may have even been back in November, when it mattered….
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 27, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
The weird thing is that Van Ryn was fine after that hit, but then he became the glass.
by general borschevsky on Mar 27, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
The kids had to go to the hospital, but Lucic went and visited them the next day and they got a bunch of free bruins shit.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 27, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
NO DON’T SMASH MORE GLASS OVER US MR. LUCIC AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Wow, he's a bad ass.
So Lucic showers shards of plexiglass on these kids, then visits them in the hospital where he proceeds to shit on them. For free no less. I hope he polished them first. They’re certain to become Bruins fans for life.
by blue with age on Mar 27, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Sports teams don’t polish, they sign.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 27, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
The Future Of The Franchise, right there.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 27, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
One of my friends
from university told me about how a bunch of them went down to Buffalo for a Leafs – Sabres game back in… 2006? It was the year that the Sabres were flying high and on top of the standings, it was earlier in the season and the Sabres were on like a 15 game undefeated streak and the Leafs rolled into town and pulverized them like 5-1 or something (you guys will probably remember it).
Anyway he said that they couldn’t get tickets to the game and so decided to hit up a biker/seedier bar in downtown Buffalo and watch the game there… in a, in his words, “lapse of judgment” (I thought going to Buffalo in the first place would qualify as a lapse of judgment but I digress). He claimed they got so rowdy that the bar owner “politely” requested that they leave least the remainder of the patrons got violent, and even provided a couple of bouncers as escorts to make sure they got to their cars alive.
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We’ve done the ottawa run a couple of times and Montreal once.
First ottawa game (7-0 whitewash) our friend had accidentally gotten us tickets in the family zone (no alcohol allowed). Good thing for us we brought mickeys of rum for our cokes (isn’t it suspicious to see 5 20 somethings buying large cokes on a Saturday night?). Needless to say we needed it.
Second Ottawa game Raycroft actually pulled out a shootout win. Then we crashed the lines for the buses heading back to ottawa where we drank the night away and almost had to beat up a couple of asshole Leaf fans for giving our host (a sens fan) a hard time.
Montreal trip – Sat in the Molson Ex zone, hit on the beer girls, heckled the Habs, watched McCabe break his hand, watched the Leafs lay an egg, and stole some jerk’s poutine.
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Went to watch the Sens and Leafs the day after the Muller/Rhodes deal. Sens tied it 2-2 in the dying seconds and some Sens fans jumps up, swings his hands and drills me in the right eye. I learned then that you jump when the home team scores, whether you are happy or not.
It’s a safety thing.
I like the Soviet-style poll…. :)
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Last game in Buffalo (the 2-1 Leaf win)
walking back to the car with two girls and some drunken 30 somthings start making cracks about their Sundin and Wellwood jerseys.
I turn and say “its a good thing we won, or imagine the insults you would bless us with”
to which they responded “Go back to Toronto”
and I used the now obligatory “and im taking the bills with me”
their masterful comback was “BILLS RULE!”
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 27, 2009 3:13 PM EDT reply actions
My favorite was the Leafs last tie in LA. I think it was 2003. The roster was -
Sundin
Kaberle
Roberts
Mogilny
Belfour
all kinds of awesome.
Leafs went into the 3rd period down 4-1. They tied it up and then both teams did the 5 minute “we don’t want to win” dance in OT.
Of course, my last trip to the Staples Center gave me the “Aunt Jemima” taunt…
"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
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by blurr1974 on Mar 27, 2009 3:24 PM EDT reply actions
I have ask, what’s the “Aunt Jemima” taunt?
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by Kerry Fraser on Mar 27, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
i don't really know...
especially considering, Aunt Jemima is made by an American company.
I thought I posted something about it here.
"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
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by blurr1974 on Mar 27, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
MAPLE Leafs
MAPLE Syrup
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I voted in the poll
I felt like I was voting in the presidential election in North Korea.
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Yup
Now go back and vote four more times and it’s like you’re in Chicago.
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Piss on that.
For the record, the only time I have been in the city of Chicago, I was changing planes.
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Yeah, I avoid all Norris Division cities like the plague which I hope I don’t pick up despite having my windows rolled up.
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Well not the one clean one.
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i once drove past Chicago, and through Illinois, never stopping, and have now been a registered voter in the state for almost 20 years.
"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
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by blurr1974 on Mar 27, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I changed flights in O’Hare and voted for Obama 12 times.
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i looked at Chicago on a map and voted 6 times for each candidate
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 27, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I once had a Chicago-style deep dish pizza at Pizza Hut and decided the mayor’s election.
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Chicago beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful.
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by Kerry Fraser on Mar 27, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Beamed?
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 27, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I was watching the movie Chicago and someone in it offered me a senator job right there on screen in front of everybody.
by blue with age on Mar 27, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
bad Spaceballs reference
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by Kerry Fraser on Mar 27, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
because it’s a Purple Rose of Cairo reference. But you have added to my culture kind sir.
by blue with age on Mar 27, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I really like Chicago. Great architecture, wonderful waterfont, amazing art gallery, good local beer, the cubs, Wilco, Lounge Ax, friendly locals, and it’s a cheap and quick flight from Toronto.
Somewhere I have a great photo of a wedding party in Grant Park posing for photos and there’s a homeless guy passed out in the background.
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I love Chicago. If I was going to live in the US, that’s the city I’d choose.
Newly appointed Awesome/Gin Division Head
I will try to use this power only for good, but I make no promises.
your vote really counts in Chicago…
"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
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by blurr1974 on Mar 27, 2009 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I love Chi-town too
Went there for Lollapalooza a couple years back in Grant Park. The weekend was awesome, and I fell in love with the city then and there. Will be back there in November for a conference, will see if my opinions change with a longer visit. Going to see if I can make a Hawks game too.
I don’t know that I could handle Chicago’s winters, but it is a great place.
Have you been to Portland, Oregon? Man, I love that town. That’s where I’d go if I had to make a move south.
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Minneapolis Minnesota, every time
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 27, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions
funny...
the combination of ’Portland" and “south”
"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
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by blurr1974 on Mar 27, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
OMG, do you eat with those dirty little typing fingers?
by blue with age on Mar 27, 2009 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
?
I’m in California. I’ve never considered Portland as south, and it looks funny seeing it typed out.
sorry to offend you…
"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
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by blurr1974 on Mar 27, 2009 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions
The poll is bias
…should be a few more opinions to choose from; C’mon, creativity, like:
-Loser
-Greedy
-Whatever
by aki berg fan club on Mar 27, 2009 4:07 PM EDT reply actions
Chemmy and I voted on the word to use. That’s the only poll that counts.
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Objectivity is good, I grin at your word – I’m gonna buy a Moore shirt now, and cheer my ass-off; LET GO BUF_FA_LO
by aki berg fan club on Mar 27, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
it was three AM i was on the corner wearing my leather, this guy came up to me and i was like YEAH WHATEVER!
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 27, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
¿que?
"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
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by blurr1974 on Mar 27, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
a very stupid popular song from a few years back
watch here
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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 27, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
stupid AND popular...!?!
’nuff said, no need for me to listen
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by blurr1974 on Mar 27, 2009 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I was in the back alley playing dice, and officer leroy comes up to me and I was like YEAH WHATEVER!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Mar 27, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I think I still have
an Aki Berg autographed rookie card that was a special insert. Anybody want it? I’m sure you could pay off your student loans with the proceeds after selling it on ebay.
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Just place it in lieu of TP in the local bus station washroom and let nature take its course..
Gerber power!!!1
by LeafFanInVan on Mar 27, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I think you just found our next giveaway. Please put in an envelope addressed to the following:
PPP
Canada
It’ll get here.
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Four Buffalo Stories
Wendel’s first season for the Nordiques featured an early season game in Buffalo. On a whim, we filled two cars and sped off for Buffalo. Nothing beats a spur of the moment road trip, unfortunately I think everyone in the GTA/Golden Horseshoe had the same idea. We showed up to see a massive walk-up crowd and a suddenly sold out game. Sadly, we watched the game from a cheezy sports bar in Buffalo with a bunch of other late-arriving Leaf fans and some fine large-haired local ladies.
Only post-season game I’ve ever been to was Sabres-Flyers tilt back at the Aud. About half-way through the game, fans hung a giant sign from the rafters with the poignant message, “Hextall – your wife’s a dyke”
In the early 90s, I went to see a Leafs-Sabres game in Buffalo and the Gulf War had just started. There must have been something in the Beef on Weck that night as I’ve never seen so many fights in the stands, almost all of which involved U-S-A U-S-A chants. My pals and I were challenged to fight by a huge guy with a mullet in a “These Colors Don’t Run” American Flag shirt. We talked him down, but I honestly thought we weren’t going to get out of that rink without a fight.
Worst hockey game I ever saw was a 0-0 draw between the Sens and Sabres at a Canadian dollar at par night in Buffalo. A local garage sponsors a collision of the game promo where the show the best hit of the game on the scoreboard. That night the best they could do was a clip of a Sabre lightly bumping into a Sen. The whole rink booed the promo – it was easily the loudest crowd response of the night – and the poor guy reading the announcement actually apologized for the game being so bad.
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Hextall – your wife’s a dyke
wow.. right out of Slapshot. Did the distraction work, or did Hextall jump the glass and slash away?
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by Kerry Fraser on Mar 27, 2009 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Sabres won the game but I’m pretty sure they lost the series. Hextall didn’t seem to notice, I was hoping he’d skate to centre ice and throw down against Darren Puppa (or whomever was tending goal for the Sabres back in the day).
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Hextall Vs. Potvin
Classic Leaf moment
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