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Vesa Toskala Ruins Everything

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Pardon me boys, is that the Chattanooga choo choo?

Vesa Toskala, shown above doing the Charleston, is a ruiner. He ruins everything that's wholesome and good in this world. "But Chemmy," eyebleaf someone will say, "Toskala made 49 saves on 52 shots last night. That's a .942 SV%! Toskala is great!"

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My response to that is "where was that jackass all year?" Toskala's crapulent play is what got us into this mess. Sure, the Leafs weren't supposed to be a great team this year, but I think most people were referring to the offense. Well the forwards are just fine, as evidenced by the rookie sensation that's sweeping the nation John Mitchell lighting the lamp twice on Martin "Fatso" Brodeur.

Point of order, I don't like the Fatso moniker for Brodeur but with Avery back in the league it's de rigeur. There's actually a ten dollar fine for not including one "fatso" reference in an article about Brodeur now.

The problem all year for the Leafs has been goaltending. Vesa Toskala's sub .880SV% helped keep the Leafs in the basement, and now that they're basically eliminated what does Toskala do? He decides to play hockey. Over his last six starts, Toskala has faced 233 shots (38 shots per game) and come out with a save percentage of .939. Toskala killed our playoff hopes, now he's killing our draft lottery hopes.

So I ask you, Leafs fans, Vesa Toskala: amazing goalie who found his form, or Sens double agent? Proof of his untimely saveliness below:

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SENATORS DOUBLE AGENT!

I thought we were smart for sending Bryan Murray over there but it turns out they were already planning a reply.

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by PPP on Mar 4, 2009 9:33 AM EST reply actions  

Yea this is brutal

These February-late-season resurgences are absolutely killing us, I’m sick of finishing in the middle of the pack… Ron Wilson should’ve done the smart (and thereby right) thing and sat Toskala out and started Cujo all February.

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by Winkle on Mar 4, 2009 9:35 AM EST up reply actions  

I want to smother him with a man purse

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 4, 2009 9:35 AM EST reply actions  

I wrote something about this and I wasn’t allowed to post it :(

Dum spiro spero.

by Mattblack on Mar 4, 2009 9:38 AM EST reply actions  

Where you

Over-Jammed? (overruled by Jammy)

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by Winkle on Mar 4, 2009 9:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Don’t get cute with me, pal. I will jam you up so hard, I will jam you from morning until night. You want to get jammed up?

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by Chemmy on Mar 4, 2009 9:40 AM EST up reply actions  

That sounds

sexy

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by Winkle on Mar 4, 2009 9:40 AM EST up reply actions  

your jeans getting jammed>?

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 4, 2009 9:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes...

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by Winkle on Mar 4, 2009 9:42 AM EST up reply actions  

CENSORSHIP

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by Chemmy on Mar 4, 2009 9:39 AM EST up reply actions  

They were cross because I was supportive of Vesa.

The trouble with democracy is that every fool gets a vote.

Dum spiro spero.

by Mattblack on Mar 4, 2009 9:42 AM EST up reply actions  

The good part of a dictatorship is that that fool can be hunted down, found, and dealt with.

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by PPP on Mar 4, 2009 9:46 AM EST up reply actions  

that and you get to wear a generals uniform all the time!

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 4, 2009 9:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Only

if you’re fascist

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by Winkle on Mar 4, 2009 9:48 AM EST up reply actions  

HEY!

I make the rules and General’s uniform 24/7 is one of them.

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by PPP on Mar 4, 2009 9:48 AM EST up reply actions  

I want to lead the secret police!

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 4, 2009 9:50 AM EST up reply actions  

I like a man in uniform.

"So hide your passions in between the daily grind and broken dreams. The city is a drag."

by Mabel on Mar 4, 2009 10:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Hello, what? Oh, I see. Carry on. I thought you were talking about my clothes again. Haha.

Seriously, stay out of my laundry.

by general borschevsky on Mar 4, 2009 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Pardon me, boy
Is that the Chattanooga choo choo?
Track twenty-nine
Boy, you can gimme a shine

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by Chemmy on Mar 4, 2009 9:39 AM EST reply actions  

Cut the guy some slack! You can’t be mad at a player for playing well.

Even though VeTo let in too many soft goals earlier this year, the truth is that a LOT of the goals that other teams were scoring were goals that he had no chance on. Remember the first month or two of the season when other teams were passing the puck cross ice through the box for a tap in like six times a game? No goalie can get those, they are a failure of team defence. I maintain that the excessive and prolonged vulnerability to those goals got VeTo out of his usual game – back in the net, trying to be able to go side to side faster – which led to further problems with his positioning and angles.

And our team defence has failed, from time to time. Don’t give me any crap about numbers of shots and so on – statistics are fine, but they’re no substitute for watching the games and drawing conclusions based on what you see. The failures and struggles the team had, and that VeTo had, are no big deal, they are the natural result of a young team and the players are still gaining experience. Many of them have been asked to do things that their talent would not ordinarily permit them to do, on a team that had more depth.

Toskala can be included in that group of “players being asked to do too much”. He’s a little guy without a ton of previous experience in the league. The lack of a credible backup (sorry CuJo, you know I love you) meant that VeTo was getting run out there every night. It was too large a workload for him at this stage in his career, particularly when he was struggling with his game.

The point is that no man is an island. All of these things are related. Toskala sucked because the rest of the team was struggling to find its way.

We were never going to get Tavares. We just don’t suck that bad. Yet. Don’t be angry at the players for doing what they are told to do and trained to do – to go out there and compete. I love it that these guys can’t turn that off.

The key is for Burkie to re-stock the draft pick cupboard now (and before the draft), to the extent that he can. Then the scouting staff has to make effing sure that they make the most of the picks that we do have.

Getting mad at VeTo is ridiculous, in my humble opinion.

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"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Mar 4, 2009 9:39 AM EST reply actions  

we need a scape goat, and he is it!

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 4, 2009 9:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Not mad at Toskala

More mad at Ronny for not benching Toskala the instant he showed signs of playing good

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by Winkle on Mar 4, 2009 9:40 AM EST up reply actions  

I blame society

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 4, 2009 9:41 AM EST up reply actions  

I blame the images on TV.

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by Chemmy on Mar 4, 2009 9:42 AM EST up reply actions  

I blame Ponikarovsky. (somebody has to put the f**ktank reference in there….)

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by 1967ers on Mar 4, 2009 10:16 AM EST up reply actions  

The identity of that person is, and continues to be, JFJ. Only it’s entirely justifiable for us to blame him.

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by jrwendelman on Mar 4, 2009 10:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Early in the season wasn’t his fault, but the plethora of five hole dribblers and unscreened goals from the face off circles that he let in from November through February were inexcusable.

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by Chemmy on Mar 4, 2009 9:41 AM EST up reply actions  

I agree 100%. And it was okay to be mad at him for those, to a certain extent.

But my point is that the questionable play of the team in front of him – especially those cross ice tap ins in October and November – got him trying to adjust to prevent them, and in the process he screwed up his game. If we had a credible backup, someone who was less than 145 years old, we could put that guy out there while VeTo and the coaches worked out the bugs in his game. Instead, VeTo was essentially sent to his doom. Fine. Be mad at him for not being able to recognize his own problems and fix them; but now that he has done so, continuing to be mad at him is ridiculous.

He has to take the approach that he was put out there to win, and if he can play well enough to get a win, he should do so. Period.

jrwendelman
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"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Mar 4, 2009 9:45 AM EST up reply actions  

We should also be really mad at Blake for finally playing like he means it, and Schenn for being awesome, and all of that.

Damn anyone who plays well. He might be costing us the next Spezza! :)

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by 1967ers on Mar 4, 2009 10:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Agreed. Or Brian Lawton!!

jrwendelman
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"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Mar 4, 2009 10:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Daigle!

No, that’s just mean.

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by 1967ers on Mar 4, 2009 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Right you are, except about the “mean” part. Daigle!!!

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by jrwendelman on Mar 4, 2009 10:25 AM EST up reply actions  

the mean part makes it better

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 4, 2009 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Leafs got Sittler at 8th. It’s supposed to be a good draft.

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by 1967ers on Mar 4, 2009 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes We Can!

It’s not that he’s playing well. It’s that he is playing well now which the coaching staff tells us is a direct result of him actually practicing like he gives a damn.

That’s why I want to knee cap him.

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by PPP on Mar 4, 2009 9:43 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah, if he’d been working hard all season and things just wernt clicking then suddenly they did, I wouldnt be mad, its just that he chose NOW to start giving a damn and putting in the effort

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 4, 2009 9:44 AM EST up reply actions  

He needs to impress the Finnish sumo wrestling duo so he’ll be invated to Worlds

Как же так может быть?

by sleza on Mar 4, 2009 9:47 AM EST up reply actions  

If you believe everything the coaching staff says to the media about a player’s performance, I have some swampland in Florida to sell you.

Surely it’s not surprising to you that sometimes they say shit to the media just to get guys pissed off at them and ratcheting up the intensity? (and no, I won’t call you “shirley” anymore). I know you’ll say that VeTo should have already been more intense. Part of the job of coaches is to help players find their capabilities. If that’s how Ronnie has to roll to make VeTo play out of this world goal, then so be it.

But it doesn’t mean that he was lazing about in practice before just because Ronny says he was.

jrwendelman
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"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Mar 4, 2009 9:48 AM EST up reply actions  

So then he was sucking until now because he didn’t care and no one was in his face?

Either way he was a failure until now for some mental reason.

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by PPP on Mar 4, 2009 9:49 AM EST up reply actions  

And by the way, if this is really the thought process we’re using now – that players who have improved are responsible for the woes of the team, then your poster boy is Jason Blake.

Where was his stellar play all last year and for the first three months of this season? Nowhere. He was a joke. But score a few goals and pump a few fists and all is forgiven for him? At least be consistent.

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"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Mar 4, 2009 9:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Blake

It’s not really a matter of “forgiving” him in his case. For me, I understood a lot of his problems, new team, idiot coach, cancer, big salary etc all leading up to a horrible year. Things are different this year. I don’t know if this year is the “true” Blake or not, but all told I ship him out for a bag of pucks if I could, just due to his salary. If that decision turns out to bite us in the ass, so be it, but I want his money free to make other moves.

by lordosis on Mar 4, 2009 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Except

We’ll be lucky if we can ship him out for anything, I’ll imagine no one would even consider taking him unless Burke threw in other incentives like packaging it with a draft pick or something

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by Winkle on Mar 4, 2009 9:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Exactly

In which case, we hold onto him, and hope he keeps up his improved play, which may lead to a deal in the future.

by lordosis on Mar 4, 2009 9:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Well…we did say fuck Blake. And we don’t forget that Blake should be fucked but we’re enjoying his good play because he isn’t the goalie.

The Goalie will always take more flak.

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by PPP on Mar 4, 2009 9:58 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m just pointing out that the argument to dislike VeTo – because he is now playing better than he was before – makes no sense. All players go through slumps. Antropov went something like sixteen games without a goal, right? Where would we be if he had been scoring? In eyebleaf’s promised land of the playoffs? Do we get mad at him because he found his scoring touch and we started winning some games in February?

It makes no sense. Be mad at them when they stink, if they stink, especially if you believe they’re not trying. That’s your right as a fan, and that’s what makes it interesting to follow the team.

You still have the right, as a fan, to get a hate on for a guy for whatever reason, I guess. I’m just suggesting that it’s unreasonable to expect the player to be adjusting his performance into the suckitude range simply because the fans want a better chance at a higher draft choice. That is an unreasonable expectation for a fan to have of a player, a guy who’s trying to keep his job and succeed in his profession.

jrwendelman
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"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Mar 4, 2009 10:11 AM EST up reply actions  

If he had been playing well all year it wouldn’t be an issue but for him to suddenly become an incredible goalie with no explanation other than Wilson and Burke getting on his case? What else are we to assume?

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by PPP on Mar 4, 2009 10:18 AM EST up reply actions  

That they should have got on his case sooner….

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by 1967ers on Mar 4, 2009 10:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Or, if the goal was to tank it and take Tavares, play CuJo. Or Johnny Bower.

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The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog

"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Mar 4, 2009 10:21 AM EST up reply actions  

The goal wasn’t to tank but it also wasn’t to play like shit for months while not taking action to fix it.

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by PPP on Mar 4, 2009 10:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Why

is it always swampland in Florida?

Southern fried hockey...mmmm, tasty.

by floridaLEAF on Mar 4, 2009 10:57 AM EST up reply actions  

land prices dropped after value jet

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 4, 2009 10:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Oops! “Um, swampland in New Jersey.”

Better?

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by jrwendelman on Mar 4, 2009 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

swampland in New Jersey

most redundant sentence today!

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 4, 2009 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

F TOSKALA

it’s official – he can’t play well for a whole season. he sucks until February, then lights it up and fools everyone (myself included) into thinking he can be a good goalie. if he had played this well all year we’d be battling for the playoffs. if he hadn’t decided to step it up all of a sudden, we’d still be in the tavares hunt.

him and his finnish “i’m so laid back nothing bothers me not even completely failing at the job i’m being overpaid to do so i’m not even going to practice hard” attitude can fuck right off.

by daoust on Mar 4, 2009 9:48 AM EST reply actions  

someone

needs a chill pill

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by Winkle on Mar 4, 2009 9:52 AM EST up reply actions  

i’m a positive guy, but he’s the only player on the team who pisses me off. i can tolerate sucking, but sucking and not giving a shit is inexcusable for a pro athlete.

by daoust on Mar 4, 2009 9:59 AM EST up reply actions  

you must have LOVED Raycroft

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 4, 2009 9:59 AM EST up reply actions  

who didn't?

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by Winkle on Mar 4, 2009 10:00 AM EST up reply actions  

even more hatred for raycroft. he seemed to go out of his way to tell reporters how litle he cared / how awesome he is for getting 37 wins or whatever it was.

god i miss having an awesome goalie. get on it Burke!

by daoust on Mar 4, 2009 10:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Concur

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by PPP on Mar 4, 2009 9:58 AM EST up reply actions  

At least

his save percentage is almost equal to Raycroft’s now….

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by eyebleaf on Mar 4, 2009 10:23 AM EST reply actions  

PLAYOFFS!!!!1

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by Chemmy on Mar 4, 2009 10:29 AM EST up reply actions  

In the last six weeks he’s done everything he can to raise his trade value. We might actually get something for him today, in which case I would consider him a hero of sorts. However, if there are still no takers, then the damage done earlier in the season is permanent and he really is a goat ’cause surely if he had played like this all season there would be a team out there that would have wanted him badly.

by general borschevsky on Mar 4, 2009 10:39 AM EST up reply actions  

If Toskala had played like this all season we’d be selling our prized possessions to buy playoff tickets.

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by Chemmy on Mar 4, 2009 10:48 AM EST up reply actions  

it’s true.

and that’s so fucked up.

PLAYOFFS!!!!!!!!!1

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by eyebleaf on Mar 4, 2009 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Braveheart, you say?

Dum spiro spero.

by Mattblack on Mar 4, 2009 11:15 AM EST up reply actions  

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