PPP Dictionary: Grabovski and Pineapples

by loser domi on Mar 7, 2009 11:35 PM EST

Mikhail Grabovski and pineapples? How does that make any sense? It all started when ~~merciless overlord~~ all around awesome guy Chemmy found crazy pictures on a Russian site of what looked like Mr. Grabsovski attacking a pineapple with a rather large kinfe. The oringinal post is here.

via assets.sbnation.com

This gave rise to the theory that Grabovski hated pineapples, and would stab tham at any given opprotunity. As a result OdinMercer of the great Five For Howling started photoshopping pineapples onto goalies playing the Leafs in an attempt to turn Grabovski into a menace.

via farm4.static.flickr.com glove tap to OdinMercer for the photoshop.

So far, it has worked with only mixed results.

And Honestly, how could I forget this?

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delicious Pineapple, I shall free your tasty interior goo!

nom nom nom

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 8, 2009 11:41 AM EDT reply actions

With sharp knife of Socialism, we will cast off the Capitalist shackles and drink many Jamacian Zombies

Dum spiro spero.

by Mattblack on Mar 8, 2009 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions

In Soviet Russia, pineapple slices you!

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The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog

"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Mar 8, 2009 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions

In glorious republics of Soviet Union ownership of simple pinapple was deemed irretrievably bourgeois. Possession of pineapple was punished by 20 years in gulags. Because of this, pinapple became symbol of Trotskyist counter-revolutionary movement.

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by article1 on Mar 9, 2009 4:24 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs