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It was flashback Monday as CuJo stymied the senators for most of the game

The 2-1 loss to the senators is the kind that I think most Leaf fans can live with this season (and maybe next year's as well). The Leafs outplayed the senators for the majority of the game, another rookie got some experience, and a team below them in the standings unwittingly moved towards them. The "Stanley Cup Contender" ottawa senators were frequently pinned in their own zone by the Leafs' speed and tenacity and only managed to get two flukey shots past the 41 year old Martin Gerber. Bruce "Malkin to the Kings" Garrioch might want to thank Ron Wilson for starting Joseph because now he gets to write about the PLAYOFFS!!!1 since Gerber would have likely shut out the senators.

The highlight of the game wasn't that Alfredsson received deafening boos or that the senators' defence couldn't hang with the Leafs' mix of kids and AHLers but Martin Gerber giving Ronnie Wilson some insider information:

Wilson: Gerber you’re sitting tonight unless you tell me something amazing.
Gerber: Spezza uses illegal sticks.
Wilson: You’re sitting anyways.

When Giggles realized that the jig was up on the illegal stick he tried to break it by stepping on the blade before going to the bench to try to switch it up but the referee was too quick (shocking) for him. What do senators fans think? Keep in mind all of the whining they have done throughout their history about everything from government support to the refs not calling enough penalties on the Leafs during the playoffs. Apparently they condone cheating:

Who the hell calls someone on an illegal stick challenge? I'm not going to criticize Ron Wilson for doing so on Spezza too much, I guess, because he was right and it gave his team a chance to tie the game late, but really. Come on. A game between two teams that has absolutely no bearing on any playoff race? Whatever, man, if it helps you sleep at night. I think, for the record, the penalty was because the minimum stick-blade width is 2", and Spezza's looked pretty thin near the tip.

- PeterR, Silver Seven Sens

Of course, this is the same fanbase that defends a hit from behind and holds it up as proof that their captain isn't a gutless puke. Oh yeah, and they worship at the altar of Chris "No thanks, I'll pass" Neil. I bet they think that Dany Heatley was unfortunate to have to do any community service.

Update: Adam Gretz found video of Giggles the cheater


Unfortunately, despite pulling Curtis Joseph the Leafs were unable to capitalise on the 6-on-4 so the senators pushed the Leafs' record in the last 10 to 7-2-1. They also cut down the gap in the standings to three points with only one game in hand. Stupid sens.

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Things I Liked

  1. The Rookie Lap - Phil Oreskovic got the same treatment as Tim Stapleton did earlier in the year and it never gets old. I can't imagine the joy that those guys feel making that first lap on their own. He actually played a pretty solid game.
  2. Nikolai Kulemin - His defensive instincts have always been strong but I think that his game has gotten stronger over the last few weeks. He could still stand to be a bit more confident on the attack but defensively he is usually in the right position.
  3. Curtis Joseph - This marks back-to-back strong games for Old Yeller. Too bad the Leafs only play the senators once more this season.
  4. Jeff Hamilton - I figured out why Burke picked up Hamilton: he went to Yale. He needed to replace his lost Ivy Leaguer. He again looked good as he used his speed to pressure the puck and he picked up an assist on White's goal.
  5. The Crowd - Despite the senators working to get these games moved away from Saturday nights the Leafs fan brought the noise and drowned out the sens fans that are still on the bandwagon. From the deafening booing to the louder chants they created an atmosphere that seemed misplace for a game between two bottom dwellers.

Things I Did Not Like

  1. Two lucky goals - Daniel Alfredsson's goal was a knuckle puck fluke shot and Curtis Joseph had Heatley's deflection covered until Stajan's flamingoing foot tipped it past him. Who says the bounces don't go the Leafs' way?
  2. A Monday Night Game - I know ottawa sucks but I like going there for hockey games. Please schedule more Saturday night games.
  3. Mikhail Grabovski - While he is strong on the puck and the Leafs' most creative player he needs to learn to harness it. Making Giggles-like passes at the blue line can open up a team but it can also hurt your own team. Also, remember that you can't go end-to-end every shift.
  4. Stopping the play because the ref is hurt - When a team is piling on the pressure on an opponent I think it's okay to ignore a referee that's laying in the corner until a natural stoppage in play.
  5. Ian White and bouncing pucks - This is two games in a row where he can't handle a bouncing puck and it leads to a goal. How about using your feet or your hands champ?

The Leafs are back in action against another Tavares Cup challenger as they host the New York Islanders. Tune in tomorrow night. Same tanking team, same tanking channel.

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kings up 2-1 on vancouver

they’re sitting at 65 points as well.

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by torontocoltsfan on Mar 9, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice

I think that at least the senators and Kings are going to sweep past the Leafs.

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by PPP on Mar 9, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know

the hubby’s already in a rotten mood ’cause of the Canucks…

by Karina on Mar 10, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

aw

sorry. they’re not really in jeopardy of losing their spot though, are they?

by tugboats and arson on Mar 10, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

no

he just gets in a bad mood when they lose to teams that he feels are sucky…

by Karina on Mar 10, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, you can fix that, can’t you? ;)

by tugboats and arson on Mar 10, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's hard

very, very hard when the Canucks can’t even hit the net

by Karina on Mar 10, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

If I didn’t know the context, this thread line doesn’t sound very hockey related.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Mar 10, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

hahahahahahahahha

i love you

by tugboats and arson on Mar 10, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

indeed

that kinda fun goes out the window too when the canucks lose.

by Karina on Mar 10, 2009 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice

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by PPP on Mar 10, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would cheer for the Kings, if you know, I didn’t hate them.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Mar 10, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who wouldn’t be? I am a petty, petty man.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Mar 10, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

every reason to be.
but can nashville, dallas, and edmonton please win, all the time. and make columbus lose. often.

by tugboats and arson on Mar 10, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I kinda would like Columbus to make the playoffs. That city is a good hockey town and all they want are the playoffs….Don’t kick me out!

Though I ultimately would like to see Nashville to make the playoffs. They’re definitely right up there amongst my fave teams.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Mar 10, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

no columbus in playoffs

because if they were, rick nash would never come to us. i want rick nash.

nashville, ok. i like shea weber’s shot.

by tugboats and arson on Mar 10, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

no columbus in playoffs because if they were, rick nash would never come to us.

I convinced you of this, didn’t I? Sorry babe.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Mar 10, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

you did?
either way, him re-signing with the bj’s (hehe) would make me an extremely sad panda. and my pouty face was never very persuasive.

by tugboats and arson on Mar 10, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

You know there’s only one BJ and that’s the Toronto Blue Jays. As for Nash, the pain will be great, but I’m assuming some form of Magnus and Kane will wash away my sorrows.

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Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Mar 10, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

fuck that noise

i want my cake and i want to eat it too dammit.
nash + schenn would be nice.

by tugboats and arson on Mar 10, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, Tavares + Nash + Schenn would be nicer. But I’m a Leafs fan and I know better than to expect good things.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Mar 10, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

thanks for the reality check. damn.

by tugboats and arson on Mar 10, 2009 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

so true

this Nazem kid that that fake draft had us taking doesn’t look too bad though…

by Karina on Mar 10, 2009 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

But Ottawa taking Magnus makes me tres angry.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Mar 10, 2009 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes

that displeased me as well.
Also, the Coyotes need to win more.

by Karina on Mar 10, 2009 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I certainly think the Sens should pass us in the wins column, but the ‘Yotes unfortunately don’t look like a team that will reel off a lot of wins. They’re in an awful slump and their special teams are Leafs-esque in terms of ineffectiveness.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Mar 10, 2009 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

i just want columbus to fall out of contention…
RICK MOTHERFUCKING NASH 2010 please and thank you

by tugboats and arson on Mar 10, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

sens have

2 more games to play than the Leafs and are 3 points back…..
I think they’re gonna pass us too.
Wow the Yotes sure have had a tough go since their hot start…

by Karina on Mar 10, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, hey, come on...

At least I didn’t go so far as to call Wilson a ‘weasel’ for calling Spezza on his bluff. I will admit, some fans are ridiculous. Then again, so are most Leafs fans.

And the Chris Neil altar doesn’t have that many worshippers these days.

As for Alfredsson, he’s a hero. I’m sorry Leafs fans are too hateful to appreciate his heroism.

by Peter Raaymakers on Mar 9, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s why I said the ‘fanbase’ and not PeterR. Not sure it’s a weaselly move to want your opponent to play by the rules. The real weasel move is trying to destroy evidence.

Most fans are ridiculous or else they wouldn’t be called ‘fanatics’.

Chris Neil isn’t popular anymore but man did you guys love him when he was turning down every opportunity to fight.

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by PPP on Mar 10, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

i love heroes that take cheap shots at opposing teams captains after the whistle blows.

it takes a true hero to run multiple coaches off of a team.

it’s a true hero who mocks opposing players for past discretions.

Ladies and gentleman, danielle “krusty” alfredsson, your ottawa senators captain.

you stay classy sens fans…

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by blurr1974 on Mar 10, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man, I love how on the hellhole that is hfboards the sens fans have invaded the thread about this calling Wilson “bush league”.

I think the episodes of Peter Puck that Leafs TV was showing us last year need to be beamed into every household in ottawa as soon as possible.

by Clawson on Mar 10, 2009 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

hmm

youtube of said peter puck video??

by Karina on Mar 10, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think theres actually one but we need to teach them the rules of the game someway right? Clearly having a team for 16 years doesn’t help.

by Clawson on Mar 10, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

you make

a very good point.
Thing is, when they have journalists like Bruce Garrioch, you kinda expect this level of idiocy.

by Karina on Mar 10, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haven’t you heard? Malkin has scored all 3 goals for the Kings tonight. I can’t believe the Pens traded him for nothing.

by Clawson on Mar 10, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

How is the move bush league? I am pretty sure that the senators have measured a stick before and if they haven’t then they are idiots for letting an opportunity pass.

I am suprised those fans can even type. It must be hard to hit the keyboard on the ground with your knuckles while being able to see the screen from under your sloping forehead.

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by PPP on Mar 10, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

And yet, I bet they still somehow managed to mash the keys together and type in Mike Fisher as a hall of famer.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Mar 10, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Turns out going to the bar to watch the game, not worth it so much

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 10, 2009 1:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Bwahahahahahahaha

I heard about the illegal stick… I love it… 8 mil a year and he uses an illegal stick… the kid’s got no dignity left

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by Winkle on Mar 10, 2009 8:24 AM EDT reply actions  

Brilliant PPP. As an aside, Wilson would probably call for a stick measure around three times during the course of a season when he was here in San Jose. We got a kick out of it last night.

Cheers.

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by Mr. Plank on Mar 10, 2009 8:51 AM EDT reply actions  

Needless to say, the Sportsnet East feed (ie. the Sens version with Deab Brown et al) didn’t show any of the stufff with Spezza trying to break and then hide the stick.

That’s funny stuff.

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by Down Goes Brown on Mar 10, 2009 9:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, that’s what feed was on Center Ice. I thought something was up because of how long it took to get the stick.

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by Chemmy on Mar 10, 2009 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bang on about Kulemin

He’s really bringing it, to little fanfare. Solid energy and good defensive instincts. He’s a keeper.

Also bang on about Grabbo – he’s been brutal over the last month and a half.

I have one little quarrel with the knock on Ian White – last night’s gaffe was inexcusable, he can’t let that puck get by him if he’s going to hold the line. You have to cut the guy a little slack for the mistake on Saturday, though, keeping in mind that they were down to 4 d-men at the time. Fatigue has a way of settling in when you are pushed beyond your physical capabilities, and fatigue causes those kinds of mistakes. I was astonished at how much energy he and the rest of the D were able to bring throughout the rest of the night, they were troopers. Aside from those two glaring incidents, I’ve been very impressed with White this year.

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by jrwendelman on Mar 10, 2009 9:57 AM EDT reply actions  

is the video of Spezza’s stick (BCWW) posted as a fanshot over at Silver Seven Sens yet?

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Mar 10, 2009 11:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Not yet. Do it, LD – i will rec’ it.

by general borschevsky on Mar 10, 2009 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

That Dany Heatley remark was uncalled for

We still wear “Remember Snyder” stickers on our helmets down here

by Blinky on Mar 10, 2009 3:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Good

I’m saying that Heatley got off easy for what happened. I’m not diminishing the loss that Atlanta and the Snyder family suffered.

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by PPP on Mar 10, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

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