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Flyers at Leafs: The Broad Street Boarders Come to Town

With the Leafs officially eliminated from the playoffs, I'd call tonight a success if none of our prospects get killed by the always classy Philadelphia Flyers. I would also consider it a success if someone in the TSN booth pulls a Jack Edwards and begins laughing maniacally.

I'd be absolutely delighted if the Leafs came out and absolutely hammered the Flyers. I think we all remember Tucker's hit on Kapanen in 04, Potvin punching Hextall in his bald head, and Tie Domi letting Philly fans know the glass in the penalty box is there to keep him away from them, not the other way around. 

Star-divide

In a somewhat stomach churning move, Tomas Kaberle is ready to come back tonight to defend against Jeff Cart- nevermind. I'm accepting bets on how badly he gets injured tonight. Send me an email if you want to lay down some serious dollars.

This is probably a stupid move. There are only six games left in the season but maybe Kaberle is trying to show the younger guys that you come back and play the whole season no matter what. Maybe this stunt will increase his draft day trade value. We could speculate all day.

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What it comes down to is this; as much as I want the Leafs to get a higher draft pick I absolutely hate every single team they play for the rest of the year. Leafs fans might not be able to celebrate a playoff spot, but I want to be able to celebrate two wins against a team that reads "Bobby Clarke's Board Your Way to Success" every morning before the pre-game skate. Get it done Leafs.

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Do you wish the Flyers would meet their demise in some sort of accidental chemical factory explosion?
Yes.
19 votes
Yes, and I work in a chemical factory and have arranged for the Flyers to visit (I'm a real fan).
15 votes
Nah. Wait, did you say "The Flyers?" Yes.
46 votes

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I still have intense hatred for the Flyers after that last playoff series…

by Karina on Apr 1, 2009 2:01 PM EDT reply actions  

no answer

is a wrong answer.

my favorite kind of poll.

"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Apr 1, 2009 2:01 PM EDT reply actions  

BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 1, 2009 2:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Bobby Clarke’s Board Your Way to Success

That was his follow up to his intensely popular Bobby Clarke’s Slash Your Way To National Acclaim

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by PPP on Apr 1, 2009 2:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Kill them. Please?
Except Timonen…

Как же так может быть?

by sleza on Apr 1, 2009 2:12 PM EDT reply actions  

there will be no mercy, especially with the return of the KABEZERKER!

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 1, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good, I want blood

Как же так может быть?

by sleza on Apr 1, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whats the word on goaltending?
Cujo backed up by Healy?

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 1, 2009 2:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Man that seems like the longest 3 game suspension ever for the Gerbster. Guess it was the long break since the last game that made it feel that way.

I think the equipment manager deserves the shot over Healy!

Gerber power!!!1

by LeafFanInVan on Apr 1, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice.

Best PPP comment of the day. You could call it “Son of Raycroft”.

The only thing as good as a Leafs win is a Sens loss.

by kidkawartha on Apr 1, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

and rec’d

by Karina on Apr 1, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Duct tape would be better at holding the glove up, though.

Gerber power!!!1

by LeafFanInVan on Apr 1, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i should flag Jared’s comment as offensive to duct tape. “Son of Raycroft” bleeeccch

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Apr 1, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

he uses it to cover his eyes, flying pucks are scary!

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 1, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seeing as I don't get TSN,

I’m thinking of catching the game at Champs (mmmm, best wings in Peterborough). Maybe KJ will show up and we can plot some complex April Fool’s joke on Godd.

The only thing as good as a Leafs win is a Sens loss.

by kidkawartha on Apr 1, 2009 2:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey Kid K

I won’t be able to make it tonight. Shoot me an email sometime though and we’ll see if we can catch a game before the end of the season. coxbloc at gmail dot com.

by Kim Jorn on Apr 1, 2009 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotcha.

Heading out now, will drop a line later tonite.

The only thing as good as a Leafs win is a Sens loss.

by kidkawartha on Apr 1, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Criminy

I never realized how many dangerous chemical factory workers frequent this site. I take back everything* I ever said about PPP, Chemmy and their team of choice.

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by Dominik on Apr 1, 2009 3:21 PM EDT reply actions  

In honour of Kabby's return...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eni3tZdeaKg

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PLAYOFFS!!!!1

by eyebleaf on Apr 1, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

The fun thing about LeafNation

Is that there’s at least one highly devoted fan of every single player to don the Blue and White for the last 25 years. Regarding Kabby, I feel like I’ve been waiting forever for him to say “fuck it” and play like a demon just because he’s a Leaf. Personally, I’d get a huge kick out a forward line with him, Ian White and Ponikarovski. That would be fun to watch.

The only thing as good as a Leafs win is a Sens loss.

by kidkawartha on Apr 1, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that there’s at least one highly devoted fan of every single player to don the Blue and White for the last 25 years.

Dmitri Khristich

Down Goes Brown - Unapologetically nostalgic for the past. Brutally realistic about the present. Grudgingly optimistic about the future.

by Down Goes Brown on Apr 1, 2009 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Khavanov?

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by Chemmy on Apr 1, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was so hoping he’d be another Yuskevich…

Gerber power!!!1

by LeafFanInVan on Apr 1, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yushkevich even

Gerber power!!!1

by LeafFanInVan on Apr 1, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too Easy

JFJ was his highly devoted fan.

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by PPP on Apr 1, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

JFJ was his highly devoted fan. failure

fixed

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 1, 2009 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I laughed maniacally

when that fan fell into the box with Domi. I’d love to know what he was thinking the moment he felt the glass start to fall away.

by RepressedOptimism on Apr 1, 2009 3:38 PM EDT reply actions  

It probably started with an “f” and rhymed with “fuck”.

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by Chemmy on Apr 1, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I probably laughed harder when Domi, rather than just hold the guy down, started pummelling him. I definitely did not expect that.

Then he sued! What a clown.

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by PPP on Apr 1, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

The low-angle shot of the camera mounted on the boards added a whole security-camera type feel to it, like a liquor store hold up gone terribly wrong. I remember watching it and just dying laughing so hard.

Gerber power!!!1

by LeafFanInVan on Apr 1, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then he sued! What a clown normal Philly resident.

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by Chemmy on Apr 1, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice Watchmen reference

40 years we've stayed loyal, waited, and pained. That is the honor of being a Leafs' fan.

by Kriv on Apr 1, 2009 3:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah. Wait, where?

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by Chemmy on Apr 1, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not seeing one either

2008-2009 Avalanche: It's like watching a car crash.

by Drakenlot on Apr 1, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is the last game I get to see this season. Unless we make the playoffs…

I’d like a win.

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by article1 on Apr 1, 2009 5:23 PM EDT reply actions  

The habs won last night, meaning the Leafs are mathematically eliminated from the playoffs….
A win would be nice, since this games on TSN and I can watch.

by Karina on Apr 1, 2009 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

What if Montreal is hit by a nuclear bomb?

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- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Apr 1, 2009 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

the world would weep

with joy

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 1, 2009 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch

Can transferred Leaf fans be notified ahead of time please?

by lordosis on Apr 1, 2009 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

we’ll send a helicopter

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 1, 2009 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, there’s always collateral damage with these things.

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by article1 on Apr 1, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Turning against a fellow fan?? That’s senator-esque!

by lordosis on Apr 1, 2009 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

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