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Ottawa Senators at Toronto Maple Leafs, Apr 11, 2009 7:00 PM EDT


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Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus
Hath told you Caesar was ambitious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Caesar answer'd it.
Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest—
For Brutus is an honourable man;
So are they all, all honourable men—
Come I to speak in Caesar's funeral.
He was my friend, faithful and just to me:
But Brutus says he was ambitious;
And Brutus is an honourable man....

Such a sad time, darlings. Last Leafs game thread of the season. It's been wonderful darlings. I love and appreciate you all for tolerating my madness and chaotic nature.

This is your first period thread and you last time to do SPG. I sincerely hope the Leafs eviscerate the damned, dirty Senators. Also, I found a goalie for the Leafs not named Dustin Tokarski. I think they could be brilliant in a few years.

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LA wins. I am so conflicted. I want Tavares but fuck ottawa. I want Tavares but I want the Pocket Eraser more. Ugh…

by Clawson on Apr 11, 2009 6:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Such hard decisions…

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by wrap around curl on Apr 11, 2009 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Wrap!

Join me in a gin and tonic to celebrate the end of the season?

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Absolutely!

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by wrap around curl on Apr 11, 2009 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, we want a win? Or not?

I’m so glad this is the last night I need to worry about this dilema.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 6:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No, we want a loss and in regulation time at that … this way we get atleast a guaranteed 6th round pick (until the lottery balls screw us, but that’s for later).

by WildWolfdog on Apr 11, 2009 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Burke will get us the player that he wants. It doesn’t really matter where we finish now. Go for a win tonight because it’s the last game of the season and it’s at home and it’s important to show the fans some heart.

by general borschevsky on Apr 11, 2009 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just wanna get drunk tonight. I figure that way, we all win

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by loser domi on Apr 11, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like the way you think, LD

And once I’m done dinner, that’s my plan too!

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeaahh!! I love you, Mr. Keith.

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by loser domi on Apr 11, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and Mr. Johnny Bootlegger

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by loser domi on Apr 11, 2009 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tonight I’ll be cuddling up with Mr. Bombay. I loves him….

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, I finished off Mr. Smirnoff, I need someone else to comfort me

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by loser domi on Apr 11, 2009 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You hussy!

Oh, I kid. Find your comfort where you can. That’s what I do.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, Lord knows I’m not getting comfort from any REAL men…

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by loser domi on Apr 11, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, let’s not even get me started on that…

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, It’s best I leave it at that as well.

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by loser domi on Apr 11, 2009 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let me get a few drinks in me, and we’ll see…

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you have me on gchat, right?

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by loser domi on Apr 11, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I do indeed.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hokay, maybe if we get a bit rambunctious about that kinda thing, just keep me in mind

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by loser domi on Apr 11, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good plan. Don’t want to anger the men folk,

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

According to that article we still have the 60-40 majority. But maybe not in this thread.

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 11, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not in this thread

And besides, we’re in charge here anyhow, so play nice. Or else…

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and plus then we can get more detailed and NSFW

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by loser domi on Apr 11, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love getting detailed and NSFW

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by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lemme know

as a result of drinking, my typing may be full of fail, but I’ll prolly be there

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by loser domi on Apr 11, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

is this where I say ‘ugh ugh’ whilst shaking my fist and slowly get distracted by the risk to my life?

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh BTD, I don’t know you well enough to threaten your life. You seem like an okay guy to me, so for now, you are safe.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thank goodness…and I’ll remember to limber up and prepare to avoid a pummelling for random comments! :)

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d never do that based on one comment. You’d have to really test my patience for that.

But limbering up is always a good plan.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

always be prepared…I have my beer to protect

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’re likely safe tonight – I don’t want to spill my g&t.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lose, to get a better pick, oddly to have bettman rig the draft so we draft 30th, requiring Burke to kill him and hide the body in White’s stache

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eh, if that means I'm rid of the tiny, rodent-like commish

Then I’m all for it.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no kidding...

I’d post Burke’s bail…or help raise the money anyway…

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll bake him a cake

with a file in it.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he keeps one in his stomach, along with his gun and documents proving the Habs used alien technology to cheat and win

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So then he doesn’t need our help? Boo. I love a good jailbreak.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll drive the getaway car…you bring the whiskey, gauze and matches

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whiskey? Check. Gauze? Check. Matches? Check.

I’m ready when you are.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

c'mon Burkie!

Death to Commish McWeasels!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Commish McWeasels

Ah, le mot juste!

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll try to seduce teh guards and knock them out and spring Burke free.

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by loser domi on Apr 11, 2009 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just so you all know…I started Poni and sat Blake for fantasy hockey tonight. So Blake will have a hatty and Poni will be injured 3 minutes in. So start Blake if you have the choice between the two.

by Clawson on Apr 11, 2009 6:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Alcoholics Anonymous ads?

I’ll drink to that!

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by loser domi on Apr 11, 2009 7:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Uhhhhh anyone on the center ice feed?

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by wrap around curl on Apr 11, 2009 7:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nope, I’m using the CBC feed

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by loser domi on Apr 11, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha ha.

Chris Neil to hit free agent market this July.
We should sign him then bury him on the Marlies all year.

"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09

by kidkawartha on Apr 11, 2009 7:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

marlies are too good for him

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is there anyone they could demote him to?

"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09

by kidkawartha on Apr 11, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

technically no, as a league vet he is allowed to deny demotion to ECHL or something of that level, which voids the contract;

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and then trade him for a slushie and some chips at trade deadline

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by loser domi on Apr 11, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you really think we could get both a slushie and chips for him? That seems like a high price.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I meant one of those single serve bags of chips. not a big bag.

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by loser domi on Apr 11, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmmm…. might still be too much. Maybe one of those Halloween bags, that are ultra tiny.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

like those “surprise” bags?

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by loser domi on Apr 11, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

‘zactly. Nice and tiny. Just like Neil’s (deleted to due extreme Tlusty rating)

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by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you guys have an ECHL team to put him on instead?

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 11, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Those Senators are not cute…

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by wrap around curl on Apr 11, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Truth

They are fugly boys.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

woooo

Bitch slapping of Ontario!

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by loser domi on Apr 11, 2009 7:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gerber save!

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by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think the Sens bribed the posts tonite.

"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09

by kidkawartha on Apr 11, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GOALLLLLLl

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Now Princess Game Thread.

by wrap around curl on Apr 11, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Boyd!!!!!!

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YAY…NOOO….UHHHH……head explosion

by Clawson on Apr 11, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Right with you

I know that it might make sense to cheer for a loss, but that’s hard to do, so I’m going to cheer for a win, and if the loss happens, console myself with the draft pick news.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that’s why I’m just drinking heavily, so it doesn’t matter what happens

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by loser domi on Apr 11, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Booze makes it all better

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

as a result of hardly eating today, just one beer has me drunker than I should be. I’m just like “yayyyy hockey!”

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by loser domi on Apr 11, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn. I just had a nice dinner, so I’m boned. And not in the good way.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno, I get weird sometimes. I don;’t feel hunger like most normal people, so I either force myself to eat or just skip food.

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by loser domi on Apr 11, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was either make dinner, or do school work.

I picked dinner.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, if your schoolwork is as boring as mine, I understand

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by loser domi on Apr 11, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Analysis of marketing research findings. Snooze-worthy.

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by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m reading Karl Marx’s Economic and Philosophical manuscripts and “A Machinist’s Semi-Automated life” Snoooooze

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by loser domi on Apr 11, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You win. No contest. I actually kinda like marketing research analysis, but not today.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Being a student coming off the end of the school year is depressing. I need booze but no monies.

by Clawson on Apr 11, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is. That’s why I try to stock up bit by bit over the year, so that I’ve always got lots.

This semester has been hard on my stock, though. To the LCBO (once I get my tax refund)

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by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Devereaux!

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by loser domi on Apr 11, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Arg! Yes! Conflict bad! Goal Good!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Did I hear right, Alfredsson isn’t playing tonight?

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Now Princess Game Thread.

by wrap around curl on Apr 11, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yup

He claims he’s got some bumps, but I think he’s scared of being Schenned.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it’s so weird seeing #42 not being by a whale

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the answer

to life, the universe and everything?

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by loser domi on Apr 11, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes…it used to be the answer to “How many donuts can Wellwood eat until his sweater bursts due to his gut expanding?”

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man, I was playing against Vancouver in NHL 09 today and I swear Wellwood looks gigantic in it. I laughed for a good half hour.

by Clawson on Apr 11, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

like, gigantic “fatty” or gigantic “beefcake”?

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by loser domi on Apr 11, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wellwood…eats beefcake…is fatty

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I knew that, but I meant in the game

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by loser domi on Apr 11, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

in both…it’s Wellwood

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

As in “yo mommas so fat she jumped into the grand canyon and got stuck” fat.

by Clawson on Apr 11, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I feel a Schenn pic spam coming on….

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Now Princess Game Thread.

by wrap around curl on Apr 11, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So my center ice feed won’t let me have commercials. It just goes to that music which I hateeeeeeee.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by wrap around curl on Apr 11, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

balls

biut at least it’s not the stupid Subway monkeys

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by loser domi on Apr 11, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can I just say that gin may be the greatest thing ever?

Because I’m really thinking it might be.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think I’d agree with you on that.

I found a recipe for something I am making this summer. Bourbon slushes….

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by wrap around curl on Apr 11, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds lovely.

When school is done, I’m making white russian “jello” shots.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

jello shots!!!!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love me some jello shots. And then I saw the Food & Drink with the “grownup jello shots” and I decided to make them asap.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I made the best thing ever…jello pudding shots…with chocolate liqueur! ftw!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am intrigued by your ideas, and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

my publisher is drunk…one day I will learn secret of the interwebs and do it myself!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can’t wait for summer;

7 cups water
3 cups bourbon whiskey
12 oz frozen lemonade
6 oz frozen orange juice
1 1/2 cups sugar
2 cups strong tea

Mix all ingredients a day ahead and place in freezer. When ready to serve, take out of freezer and put desired amount in blender for a second or put in a bowl and mix till it is semi-liquified. Serve in old-fashioned glasses.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by wrap around curl on Apr 11, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm so making those

That sounds awesome.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I look forward to also learning to make a proper mint julep and wearing my various sundresses.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by wrap around curl on Apr 11, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mint juleps rock. My dad makes ‘em all the time – he’s a horse racing fan.

And yes, can’t wait to wear all my summer dresses. Tingling with anticipation for that, actually.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh mann,,,,sounds awesome

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by loser domi on Apr 11, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Um, I think the Caps in the East, and I don’t know in the West. I suppose I’ll do whatever PPP tells me to.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bruins!

You know you want to for at least the first round.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 11, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, right

I forgot. ‘Whichever team knocks Montreal the fuck out’ is my fave team.

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by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I knew I should have copyrighted that team name.

by Clawson on Apr 11, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did I remember it properly? I quite liked it, but wasn’t sure I got it right.

And yes, you should have.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah you nailed it. hehe…“nailed”

by Clawson on Apr 11, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I nailed it? Wonderful news. I love nailing things.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brad May shaved

looks slightly less greasy and skuzzy

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Apr 11, 2009 7:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think he is married, L.D., keep it in your pants, LOL

by aki berg fan club on Apr 11, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh I don’t want anything with Bard May, I was just saying how he looks less like a dirty old man than usual

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Apr 11, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Less greasy and scuzzy?

Where’s the appeal in that?

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn’t say there was appeal, just commenting on general appearence is all

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Apr 11, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I noes, I noes

I just wanted to bug you, is all.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fair enough

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Apr 11, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok ok ok, i believe you

by aki berg fan club on Apr 11, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It appears the Leafs didn’t get the message about the lottery. And I think Grbrzrkr wants this one bad.

"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09

by kidkawartha on Apr 11, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Can you blame him?

If I were him, I’d have offered cash money to the rest of the team before the game.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ITS OTTAWA

You can’t lose to Ottawa draft pick be damned

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Apr 11, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good point

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyway

Whether they finish one position ahead of Ottawa or behind isn’t really going to make any difference on their draft position in the lottery, so whether they lose tonight doesn’t matter unlike back in NOVEMBER!!!!

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Apr 11, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

PLAYOFFS!!1!!1!!1!!!

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Apr 11, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I have green coconut in my bed. I win at life.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by wrap around curl on Apr 11, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GREEN coconut?

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Apr 11, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Inquiring minds want to know....

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mother brought me a bunny cupcake that was in green coconut grass, and I am a messy eater.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by wrap around curl on Apr 11, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oohhh ok

much less dirty than I thought it was.

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Apr 11, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I was hoping for something scandalous. Oh well. Maybe next time.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha

Danny Heatley, I hope you trip better then you drive

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Apr 11, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

new Leaf term- "volchenkov'd"

As in, Kubina totally volchenkov’d that guy.

"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09

by kidkawartha on Apr 11, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BOOOOOOO

LET THEM FIGHT

"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)

by Winkle on Apr 11, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

more blood!

Running over terribleness in search for something positive about the Leafs. Anything? Anyone?!

by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it me, the booze, or was that a quick, boring period?

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

quick boring period

Running over terribleness in search for something positive about the Leafs. Anything? Anyone?!

by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

okay then, just thought I’d check.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

quick boring period

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Apr 11, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boyd Deveraux

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 11, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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