Sens @ Leafs: I came, I saw, I conquered.
by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 11, 2009 6:30 PM EDT
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PrintOttawa Senators at Toronto Maple Leafs, Apr 11, 2009 7:00 PM EDT
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus
Hath told you Caesar was ambitious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Caesar answer'd it.
Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest—
For Brutus is an honourable man;
So are they all, all honourable men—
Come I to speak in Caesar's funeral.
He was my friend, faithful and just to me:
But Brutus says he was ambitious;
And Brutus is an honourable man....
Such a sad time, darlings. Last Leafs game thread of the season. It's been wonderful darlings. I love and appreciate you all for tolerating my madness and chaotic nature.
This is your first period thread and you last time to do SPG. I sincerely hope the Leafs eviscerate the damned, dirty Senators. Also, I found a goalie for the Leafs not named Dustin Tokarski. I think they could be brilliant in a few years.
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LA wins. I am so conflicted. I want Tavares but fuck ottawa. I want Tavares but I want the Pocket Eraser more. Ugh…
Such hard decisions…
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.
by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 11, 2009 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey Wrap!
Join me in a gin and tonic to celebrate the end of the season?
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
Absolutely!
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.
by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 11, 2009 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions
So, we want a win? Or not?
I’m so glad this is the last night I need to worry about this dilema.
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
No, we want a loss and in regulation time at that … this way we get atleast a guaranteed 6th round pick (until the lottery balls screw us, but that’s for later).
Burke will get us the player that he wants. It doesn’t really matter where we finish now. Go for a win tonight because it’s the last game of the season and it’s at home and it’s important to show the fans some heart.
by general borschevsky on Apr 11, 2009 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I just wanna get drunk tonight. I figure that way, we all win
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I like the way you think, LD
And once I’m done dinner, that’s my plan too!
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
Tonight I’ll be cuddling up with Mr. Bombay. I loves him….
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
well, I finished off Mr. Smirnoff, I need someone else to comfort me
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You hussy!
Oh, I kid. Find your comfort where you can. That’s what I do.
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
yeah, Lord knows I’m not getting comfort from any REAL men…
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
Oh, let’s not even get me started on that…
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
yeah, It’s best I leave it at that as well.
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
Let me get a few drinks in me, and we’ll see…
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
I do indeed.
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
hokay, maybe if we get a bit rambunctious about that kinda thing, just keep me in mind
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Good plan. Don’t want to anger the men folk,
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
According to that article we still have the 60-40 majority. But maybe not in this thread.
Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!
by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 11, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Not in this thread
And besides, we’re in charge here anyhow, so play nice. Or else…
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
and plus then we can get more detailed and NSFW
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I love getting detailed and NSFW
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
lemme know
as a result of drinking, my typing may be full of fail, but I’ll prolly be there
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is this where I say ‘ugh ugh’ whilst shaking my fist and slowly get distracted by the risk to my life?
Running over terribleness in search for something positive about the Leafs. Anything? Anyone?!
by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh BTD, I don’t know you well enough to threaten your life. You seem like an okay guy to me, so for now, you are safe.
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
thank goodness…and I’ll remember to limber up and prepare to avoid a pummelling for random comments! :)
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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I’d never do that based on one comment. You’d have to really test my patience for that.
But limbering up is always a good plan.
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
always be prepared…I have my beer to protect
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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
lose, to get a better pick, oddly to have bettman rig the draft so we draft 30th, requiring Burke to kill him and hide the body in White’s stache
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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Eh, if that means I'm rid of the tiny, rodent-like commish
Then I’m all for it.
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
no kidding...
I’d post Burke’s bail…or help raise the money anyway…
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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll bake him a cake
with a file in it.
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
he keeps one in his stomach, along with his gun and documents proving the Habs used alien technology to cheat and win
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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions
So then he doesn’t need our help? Boo. I love a good jailbreak.
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
I’ll drive the getaway car…you bring the whiskey, gauze and matches
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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Whiskey? Check. Gauze? Check. Matches? Check.
I’m ready when you are.
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
c'mon Burkie!
Death to Commish McWeasels!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Alcoholics Anonymous ads?
I’ll drink to that!
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Uhhhhh anyone on the center ice feed?
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.
by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 11, 2009 7:07 PM EDT reply actions
Ha ha.
Chris Neil to hit free agent market this July.
We should sign him then bury him on the Marlies all year.
"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09
marlies are too good for him
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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Is there anyone they could demote him to?
"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09
technically no, as a league vet he is allowed to deny demotion to ECHL or something of that level, which voids the contract;
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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
and then trade him for a slushie and some chips at trade deadline
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Do you really think we could get both a slushie and chips for him? That seems like a high price.
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
I meant one of those single serve bags of chips. not a big bag.
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
Hmmmm…. might still be too much. Maybe one of those Halloween bags, that are ultra tiny.
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
Do you guys have an ECHL team to put him on instead?
Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!
by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 11, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Those Senators are not cute…
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.
by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 11, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions
Gerber save!
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
GOALLLLLLl
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.
by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 11, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions
Boyd!!!!!!
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
Right with you
I know that it might make sense to cheer for a loss, but that’s hard to do, so I’m going to cheer for a win, and if the loss happens, console myself with the draft pick news.
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
that’s why I’m just drinking heavily, so it doesn’t matter what happens
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
Booze makes it all better
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
as a result of hardly eating today, just one beer has me drunker than I should be. I’m just like “yayyyy hockey!”
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
Damn. I just had a nice dinner, so I’m boned. And not in the good way.
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
I dunno, I get weird sometimes. I don;’t feel hunger like most normal people, so I either force myself to eat or just skip food.
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It was either make dinner, or do school work.
I picked dinner.
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
well, if your schoolwork is as boring as mine, I understand
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Analysis of marketing research findings. Snooze-worthy.
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
I’m reading Karl Marx’s Economic and Philosophical manuscripts and “A Machinist’s Semi-Automated life” Snoooooze
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Arg! Yes! Conflict bad! Goal Good!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions
Did I hear right, Alfredsson isn’t playing tonight?
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.
by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 11, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions
it’s so weird seeing #42 not being by a whale
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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions
the answer
to life, the universe and everything?
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yes…it used to be the answer to “How many donuts can Wellwood eat until his sweater bursts due to his gut expanding?”
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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Man, I was playing against Vancouver in NHL 09 today and I swear Wellwood looks gigantic in it. I laughed for a good half hour.
like, gigantic “fatty” or gigantic “beefcake”?
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Wellwood…eats beefcake…is fatty
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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
in both…it’s Wellwood
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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I feel a Schenn pic spam coming on….
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.
by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 11, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions
So my center ice feed won’t let me have commercials. It just goes to that music which I hateeeeeeee.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.
by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 11, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions
balls
biut at least it’s not the stupid Subway monkeys
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Can I just say that gin may be the greatest thing ever?
Because I’m really thinking it might be.
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
I think I’d agree with you on that.
I found a recipe for something I am making this summer. Bourbon slushes….
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Now Princess Game Thread.
by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 11, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Sounds lovely.
When school is done, I’m making white russian “jello” shots.
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
jello shots!!!!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I love me some jello shots. And then I saw the Food & Drink with the “grownup jello shots” and I decided to make them asap.
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
I made the best thing ever…jello pudding shots…with chocolate liqueur! ftw!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I am intrigued by your ideas, and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
my publisher is drunk…one day I will learn secret of the interwebs and do it myself!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I can’t wait for summer;
7 cups water
3 cups bourbon whiskey
12 oz frozen lemonade
6 oz frozen orange juice
1 1/2 cups sugar
2 cups strong tea
Mix all ingredients a day ahead and place in freezer. When ready to serve, take out of freezer and put desired amount in blender for a second or put in a bowl and mix till it is semi-liquified. Serve in old-fashioned glasses.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.
by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 11, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm so making those
That sounds awesome.
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
I look forward to also learning to make a proper mint julep and wearing my various sundresses.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.
by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 11, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
so what band wagon, is everyone jumping too?
???
by aki berg fan club on Apr 11, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions
Um, I think the Caps in the East, and I don’t know in the West. I suppose I’ll do whatever PPP tells me to.
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
Bruins!
You know you want to for at least the first round.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 11, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, right
I forgot. ‘Whichever team knocks Montreal the fuck out’ is my fave team.
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
Did I remember it properly? I quite liked it, but wasn’t sure I got it right.
And yes, you should have.
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
Brad May shaved
looks slightly less greasy and skuzzy
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I think he is married, L.D., keep it in your pants, LOL
by aki berg fan club on Apr 11, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Less greasy and scuzzy?
Where’s the appeal in that?
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
I didn’t say there was appeal, just commenting on general appearence is all
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I noes, I noes
I just wanted to bug you, is all.
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
It appears the Leafs didn’t get the message about the lottery. And I think Grbrzrkr wants this one bad.
"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09
Can you blame him?
If I were him, I’d have offered cash money to the rest of the team before the game.
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
ITS OTTAWA
You can’t lose to Ottawa draft pick be damned
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Good point
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
Anyway
Whether they finish one position ahead of Ottawa or behind isn’t really going to make any difference on their draft position in the lottery, so whether they lose tonight doesn’t matter unlike back in NOVEMBER!!!!
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
PLAYOFFS!!1!!1!!1!!!
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I have green coconut in my bed. I win at life.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.
by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 11, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions
Inquiring minds want to know....
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
Mother brought me a bunny cupcake that was in green coconut grass, and I am a messy eater.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.
by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 11, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahaha
Danny Heatley, I hope you trip better then you drive
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
new Leaf term- "volchenkov'd"
As in, Kubina totally volchenkov’d that guy.
"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09
BOOOOOOO
LET THEM FIGHT
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
more blood!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it me, the booze, or was that a quick, boring period?
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
quick boring period
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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 11, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Boyd Deveraux
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
Scoot scoot
http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2009/4/11/831250/sens-leafs-second-period-style
http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2009/4/11/831250/sens-leafs-second-period-style
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.
by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 11, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions
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