Media interview with Our Luke and Saviour regarding the year and his noticeable excitement being named to Team Canada. Bonus point to anyone who can find the "Mittenstringer of the Day" question in the interview. Hint: Schenn had to hear it twice.
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Was that Damien Cox, actually out of the office?
I thought he was a vampire or was confined to his home now that he has a webcam. Or am I wrong and was it Berger?
“Do you have any recollection of the last worthwhile thing you wrote? No? Well, that makes two of us.”
"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09
Guess he felt left out in the media hate-off. Welcome back to the fold, Simmons. Just as I was about to muse whatever happened to that Simmons guy next to my fully coloured in, but half completed connect the dots of the Stanley Cup.
Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell
Boy, y’know a long time ago I made a promise to myself that I wouldn’t let Steve Simmons upset me anymore and I kept that promise until just recently.
But seriously…
“Do you have any recollection of a Leafs team in the playoffs?”
…is the stupidest fucking question you could possibly ask an NHL hockey player. HE"S NOT FIVE!! This is Luke Schenn! You dumb fuck! He’s just been invited to the World Championships! People are talking about him for Captain of the Maple Leafs! Of all the questions you could ask this hugely important person at this important time and you ask if he can recall something from 2004? Have some fuckin’ respect Simmons. What a piece of garbage he is. Totally underserving of even being in Luke Schenn’s presence.
by general borschevsky on Apr 14, 2009 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions
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Oh, sorry I seemed to have collapsed on my keyboard. I am ok. Just need to catch my breath.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.
by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 14, 2009 2:42 AM EDT reply actions
The Hurley Hat Returns!
Same one he wore to the Raptors game, and to the bowling alley.
We need to take this boy on a shopping trip.
Big Smoke Sports - We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays
Srsly. I’d show him around a dressing room…
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.
by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 14, 2009 2:54 AM EDT up reply actions
I’d make sure his pants fight properly.
If you know what I mean.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.
by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 14, 2009 4:01 AM EDT up reply actions
ARGH, fit.
I want an edit comment button….
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.
by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 14, 2009 4:01 AM EDT up reply actions
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Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
I didddddd. I just read it too fast and then saw my typo after the fact.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.
by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 14, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions
it still works
Im fighting my pants as we speak
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on Apr 14, 2009 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Cue relevant "Mystery Men" clip
- the dry cleaning gun, that is.
"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09
That's possibly the stupidest, mittenstringiest question ever
Sigh. We’re never going to ge competent media here, are we?
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
Fuck Me
That is a dumb question. He’s not a fucking goldfish. I love that first he gives him the ‘shut the fuck up’ eyes and then the ‘are you fucking kidding me’ smirk and then points out that yeah, the Leafs used to make the playoffs all of the time.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
OLAS is awesome, no doubt. Watching the way he handled it was the only thing that kept me from cutting myself.
He’s all class, OLAS is. I would have freaked out and jerseyed the incompent boob who asked that, but he’s smart enough to not deign to dirty his hands with them. Well done.
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
Yes, the amount of restraint Schenn showed, along with him dealing with the question after proverbially rolling his eyes was very impressive.
Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell
Pause, Stare. “I beg your padon?” Smirk.
That’s NHL code for “What kind of a stupid fucking question is that!”
by general borschevsky on Apr 14, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions
the ‘shut the fuck up’ eyes and then the ‘are you fucking kidding me’
The ladies LOVE this.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.
by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 14, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
This kid had Captain written all over him. Only a matter of time.
by general borschevsky on Apr 14, 2009 10:16 AM EDT reply actions
I propose Schenn for Captain in 2012.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.
by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 14, 2009 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I propose Schenn for captain…of the BCWW train…in my pants
that didn’t even make sense, but it doesn’t matter.
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
the pants!
you can’t fight them, because they fight you.
"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Apr 14, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
thems fighting pants
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on Apr 14, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
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