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Bandwagoning: Night 1

Holy smokes! Did you know that the NHL Playoffs started tonight? Well, long story short: I'm cheering for the Capitals. So are some of you. Capitals fans are happy too. J.P. even made us our own special logo: 

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Brian Burke is already in negotiations to get them to cheer for us next year when the Leafs make the playoffs. All they want is a few # 19 - Tavares jerseys. Be sure to check out both SBN sites. They are great gateways to the rest of their communities (Rodosphere and PotvinSucksosphere?).

So what are people saying about the series? Well, James Mirtle makes an un-terrorist-like prediction and says that the Rangers are done in five. TLP has five scary words for Capitals fans regardless of their vintage. Puck Daddy predicts that the sheer volume of Capitals blogs will bury the Rangers but if not it'll be the fact that no one on the Rangers can score. Of course, they do have one secret weapon with knees forged deep in the mountains of Kazakhstan! I think that he actually matches up really well against the Capitals. Do I have any proof? Well, in 25 career games against the Capitals he has put up 7-10-17, +6. Not bad.

Wondering what games are on what channels? It's easy here in Canada (Except for those that are with Rogers, good riddance, and can't see TSN2) but Puck The Media has everything sorted out. But are you wondering how to keep your levels of alcohol consumption up to Maple Leaf fans' standards when you're watching a good team? Well, Barry Melrose Rocks (the site does, the person blows) has your answer. What other ideas do you have for prompts to drink? I suggest the tiniest sip every time McGuire says "MONSTER!". Anything else and you might die.

So gear up! Consider this your open thread for tonight's games but you can jump into the other game threads throughout SBN via the Playoff Hub. 

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I was incredibly confused that there was a GDT.
Then I remembered… GO CAPS!
Although, I really want that extra pick we get if the Rangers get to the eastern final. Damn that Glen Sather for being a cheap bastard!

by Karina on Apr 15, 2009 5:02 PM EDT reply actions  

stupid playoffs and their stupid lack of Leaf games

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 5:07 PM EDT reply actions  

i will continue to assume the stanley cup playoffs are played for the right to open your season against the Leafs until i decide otherwise

"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
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by blurr1974 on Apr 15, 2009 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope my curling club has these games on so I can see some of them after my game.

by PeterZezel on Apr 15, 2009 5:09 PM EDT reply actions  

We should invite the Japers’ folks.

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by Chemmy on Apr 15, 2009 5:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Who are we rooting for between the Pens and the Flyers? Not a big Penguins fan to be honest…

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by Chemmy on Apr 15, 2009 5:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Flyers to beat up on the Pens. If only so I don’t have to hear anymore about Crosby/Malkin.

Wings fan by birth. Leafs fan by empathetic association.

by SkinnyFish on Apr 15, 2009 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

how about a war of attrition? i’d like to see them pound each other into pulps of uselessness. whoever wins won’t get out of the second round…

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by blurr1974 on Apr 15, 2009 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bingo

I don’t really like the Penguins because I don’t like seeing actual tanking rewarded but phuck philly.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you totally goaded me with a stick, I’d have to say the Pens. But I’d feel very dirty saying it.

You've had all your word nourishment for one day.

by Mattblack on Apr 15, 2009 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

As you should

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 15, 2009 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

vote meteor!

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

What other ideas do you have for prompts to drink?

DRIVE!

and

WAFFLEBOARD!

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 15, 2009 5:52 PM EDT reply actions  

They won’t get Doc Emrick in Canada, which is why we should move there.

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by Chemmy on Apr 15, 2009 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

A DRIVE FROM THE POINT!! OH! WAFFLEBOARDED AWAY BY BRODEUR!

MSG+ @ 7:30. Oh yeah!!

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 15, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plus his voice is so nasal oh my god I want to punch his fucking skull in.

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by Chemmy on Apr 15, 2009 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah pretty much.

Especially when coupled with the “Oh, geez, I just don’t know. I’m so unsure. etc…” of Chico. Match made in heaven. (<— sarcasm)

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 15, 2009 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

With a waffleboard?

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

We don’t get that guy.

Maybe we can drink every time Miller tries to calm down McGuire

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I’m going Sharks all the way. I’d like to hitch my wagon to a favourite for a change.

Saying that, they’ll get swept in the first round now.

Gerber power!!!1

by LeafFanInVan on Apr 15, 2009 6:14 PM EDT reply actions  

CURSES!

Way to ruin their chances.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent. Now it’s clear sailing for Detroit.

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 15, 2009 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do I hate Detroit enough to cheer for them? It’s a catch-22..

Gerber power!!!1

by LeafFanInVan on Apr 15, 2009 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Literally half of you should thank me for helping you out in the playoff pool.

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by Chemmy on Apr 15, 2009 6:48 PM EDT reply actions  

ALRIGHT!

So, still 0-0…

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

but the pool already has a leader! Damn Pittsburgh

Running over terribleness in search for something positive about the Leafs. Anything? Anyone?!

by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 15, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO DISTINCT KICKING MOTION!

That call nevers goes for the Leafs.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope it doesn’t…I think someone Bettman has a hard on for Crosby

Running over terribleness in search for something positive about the Leafs. Anything? Anyone?!

by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 15, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

What a dumb penalty. Avery is a dumbass.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

that he is…a train wreck…alright if he’s working and you are winning…otherwise…nothing but trouble….

Running over terribleness in search for something positive about the Leafs. Anything? Anyone?!

by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 15, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ya know, I should have picked Avery for all of the penalty minutes he’s going to get…… he’s good for at least a point a game!

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 15, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

enjoy the game…off to play it! party hard!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 15, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

TATA

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unreal

Crosby looked like Cronaldo kicking that puck in.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

don't be hating...

he kicked it to his stick.

"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
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by blurr1974 on Apr 15, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

He didn’t touch it with his stick. At least not on any replay I’ve seen.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

physics seems to indicate it went sideways, and then managed to get angled towards the pipes. bounced off the pipes, onto biron’s foot and into the net.

"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
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by blurr1974 on Apr 15, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

The ref ruled that it was no distinct kicking motion not that it touched his stick.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

so

now we trust what refs say…?

the angle i saw, which admittedly wasn’t good, didn’t seem to show the puck moving towards the net at all, it went in off of Biron…

"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
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by blurr1974 on Apr 15, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, if they saw it touch the stick it would make sense to say that right?

It went in off the post and then Biron.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like a good goal to me and I hate Crosby.

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by Chemmy on Apr 15, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

on both counts

"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
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by blurr1974 on Apr 15, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

You also wear glasses.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

laff

Ask SkinnyFish, I constantly pick up shit no one else sees watching games, like funny people in the crowd, funny signs, and when players kick the puck to their stick and score.

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by Chemmy on Apr 15, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I trust SkinnyFish to tell me the truth and refute this story.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry to disappoint you, but Chemmy does indeed see a lot of random stuff going on during our games….but that’s equaled out by the fact that he doesn’t pay attention to the game or see plays developing.

(I luv you Chemmy)

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 15, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

There you go Chemmy

SkinnyFish says that if we were arguing about a hot girl that flashed on the screen you’d be right but since it’s about the actual game you probably missed it.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

id focus on the boobies too, cant fault that

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m with Jared on that one.

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 15, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Incorrect and he knows it.

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by Chemmy on Apr 15, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

laffo

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by Chemmy on Apr 15, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don’t understand how Ovechkin manages to stay open…

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by blurr1974 on Apr 15, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s sneaky.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

sneaky russian sneaky

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s the sneakiest

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

most underestimate his sneakiness

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck Crosby

And dude Keiths White is actually a pretty good beer.

by Clawson on Apr 15, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes

It’s a delicious beer

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

too citrusy

beer shouldnt taste like it has an orange in it

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Add a slice of orange.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

ill just have a stout

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
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by blurr1974 on Apr 15, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also delicious. I don’t discriminate, I regulate every shade of that…beer

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Going to play pickup hockey then chillax at the bar. What jersey should I bring for post game drinking? Ovie? Schenn?

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by Chemmy on Apr 15, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Schenn

naturally

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES OVIE GOAL

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by Chemmy on Apr 15, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I also have Green

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 15, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too!

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me three. There are people without Ovechkin in their lineups… lol

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by Chemmy on Apr 15, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

silly people

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 points in the PPPPP for me!!!

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 15, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

ovie goal

that’s a point for me in the pool

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by blurr1974 on Apr 15, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Me too!

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I wish we had someone we could chant MVP for like that :(

by Huey2k2 on Apr 15, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

luke mothafuckin schenn

Im pretty sure i was chanting it during the malkin / kennedy smash

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I am mostly just sad that we are once again out of the playoff picture.

by Huey2k2 on Apr 15, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not, I had accepted that before the season started

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeahhhh…. But There’s always that little faint glimmer of hope in the back of my mind even when I know they are out… It just doesn’t go away.

by Huey2k2 on Apr 15, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

word

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by Chemmy on Apr 15, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moves me up from 14th to 13th in the poll, lol

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by Chemmy on Apr 15, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Woot!!

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 15, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

AHEAD OF YOU

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by Chemmy on Apr 15, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

TIED WITH YOU!

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who’s your team?

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by Chemmy on Apr 15, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

never mind, I was counting something as a point that isnt a point

one behind

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

OOOOOOWNED

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by Chemmy on Apr 15, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

stupid games played making me look foolish

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

and

the caps achilles heel strikes

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by blurr1974 on Apr 15, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a penalty

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

the goal...?

or the guy getting tripped at the blue line and being taken out of the play.

Theodore went down to early and Gomez burried it above his shoulder.

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by blurr1974 on Apr 15, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Avery pick.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i saw it...

i hate him SOOOOOOOO much…

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by blurr1974 on Apr 15, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

i want a vintage Leafs t-shirt…

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by blurr1974 on Apr 15, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

They are nice.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want a Wendel shirt

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

z

I’m up to tenth.

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by Chemmy on Apr 15, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Without Crosby.

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by Chemmy on Apr 15, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually I guess I’m tied for sixth.

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by Chemmy on Apr 15, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stupid Sexy Lundqvist

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

HE IS NOT SEXY, OK?!

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 15, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sexier than that dozy Tokarski kid

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

this will not end well….

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe if I was some bum off the street.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

oooohhhhh…WAC is gonna hurt you….

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 15, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will end you.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 15, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leave PPP alone, Wrap

I can’t let you hurt our benevolent overlord. I will have to take you down if you try…

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 15, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

careful Mabel, Wrap is a ninja

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please

I’m not saying she’s not tough, but I am saying that I have moves she’s never seen, and I won’t hesitate to use them if she threatens Sexypants.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 15, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCKING RIGHT!

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 15, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Game. Set. Match Mr. PPP”

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could break him, easy

I’d rather not, but I will, Wrap. Back off. You can’t win this.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 15, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im not sure my sense of nobility can stand for a unfair fight

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who am I supposed to be making out with?

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 15, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn’t it obvious?

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by Travis Hair on Apr 15, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, it isn’t. Tell me, and I’ll let you know if I’m interested.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 15, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

:-P

Well it can’t be me. I’m taken and apperently makeouts count in a bad way. I think there are two possible solutions. EIther PPP judges the best maker-outer (I’m sure he’ll sacrifice himslef to jusdge) Or Mabs+Wrap fulfill many of the PPP gents dreams…LOL

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by Travis Hair on Apr 15, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see

Well, I’ll leave that to the discretion of his benevolent overlordness.

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by Mabel on Apr 15, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like option A but I am afraid that Wrap is going to have a knife hidden behind her back ;)

I concede Wrap!

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

What an excellent choice.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I also wouldn’t want anything to happen to Mabel or WAC. That would be whack.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, PPP

I thought you were more man than that.

Sigh.

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by Mabel on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mercy is a good thing to have in a benevolent overlord

which is why I would be terrible for the job

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, but she might use tugboats as a blunt object to smash you, she’s hard like that

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEY WEIRDNEAL

Tomorrow night, playoffs, my joint? 7 until the WC finishes?

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by Chemmy on Apr 15, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Can’t. Got a game in Shelton at 9pm.

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 15, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

looooooooooser

I’d rather hang out with The Bulldog anyways.

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by Chemmy on Apr 15, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Little error with the PPPPP

Hey guys,

Just found an error in the point tallying. Assists are listed twice, so whenever a player gets one (like Greene just did) it registers two points for your team. I’m emailing MB about it.

Just FYI

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 15, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Huh? I didn’t get two points for Green or Malkin’s assists.

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by Chemmy on Apr 15, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

What are you talking about? I just checked four different team pages and none of them had that problem.

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by Chemmy on Apr 15, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

See below. me we todd did

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 15, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

brb taking a dump before pickup

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by Chemmy on Apr 15, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

nm, i’m an idiot
  

it was for a pim

need more caffeine…

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 15, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s ok. Just blame Chemmy.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

DAMN YOU CHEMMY!!!!!!!!!1

Why must you confuse me so!!

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 15, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

i cant get over that I am watching two teams that i hate….

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

You’re watching Pens-Flyers?

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, and the remote is across the room
damnit

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mind-Meld

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i did a jedi force pull
and by force pull i mean i used a towel to try and drag it over without moving

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

You sir,

are an nspiration.

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 15, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

i*

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 15, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

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by Travis Hair on Apr 15, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

that is awesome

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

That remore know what’s best for it.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOW!

What a hit!

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Antro….

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 15, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

snipe show

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

ANTRO!

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

ANTRO!

I have to cheer that one.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

….and the Rangers are spanking the Caps

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 15, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank god Antropov never did that shit here.

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by Chemmy on Apr 15, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck that shit. Antro is a fucking hero. All he ever did here was try hard and score PP goals.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

and love cheesebourgers

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

shoestrom is a stupid name

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Goal WSH

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by Chemmy on Apr 15, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

and

backstrom caught antro standing still

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by blurr1974 on Apr 15, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Garardi more importantly

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds framiliar….

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was all kinds of pretty!

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 15, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Kozlovs first career playoff goal? really?
isnt he like 100?

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

he's been around

ya

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by blurr1974 on Apr 15, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

1st goal in 22 career playoff games

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow….thats Leaf like

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kozlov from Backstrom and Erskine

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by Chemmy on Apr 15, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

does anyone care about poker any more?

can it and MMA fighting go back to being bastard stepchild ‘sports’ soon please?

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Can you believe I can’t read fmylife at work?

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by Chemmy on Apr 15, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

FYL

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Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn’t hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. She can’t drive, our mom drove her there. FML

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by Chemmy on Apr 15, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked that one.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

A-mazing

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 15, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

do you see the kick to the stick yet?

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by blurr1974 on Apr 15, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Now that I played it frame-by-frame and held a ruler up to my screen to gauge the trajectory then yes, he must have touched it BUT the fact remains that that’s not why the refs counted the goal.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was a good goal by a guy i can’t stand.

that’s all i’m saying

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by blurr1974 on Apr 15, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

All I am saying is that referee’s led me astray and the replay people sucked at showing me what happened.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

So you’d like to admit that I saw it clearly?

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by Chemmy on Apr 15, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

Blurr saw it clearly. You were watching for silly signs.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Laffo. I see everything.

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by Chemmy on Apr 15, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who is F(an)UCKSundin? Great name.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

its as fun to say as it is to read

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’ve never enjoyed the Devils winning as much as i am with them playing against Maurice’s team

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by blurr1974 on Apr 15, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

No kidding

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

still

let’s not forget the dirty fucking devils eliminating us from the playoffs, on multiple occasions.

or bon jovi.

by daoust on Apr 15, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

The Devils can take a dive next round.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

No!, i picked Brodeur and parise

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she’s looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I’m going to medical school. FML

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by Chemmy on Apr 15, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

HOCKEY TIME!!!!

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 15, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH YEAH SEE YOU SOON

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by Chemmy on Apr 15, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

:smile:

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 15, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK THE CANUCKS!

That’s a pretty diverse group though.

Wow. Well behaved too.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

i coulda swore i saw flava flave back there

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where is this group?

Gerber power!!!1

by LeafFanInVan on Apr 15, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

CBC

Outside of GM Place I assume.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah that’s a couple blocks over.

With the price of playoff tix what they are, the rowdies stay away for the most part. Along with the sane non-ludicrously-rich

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by LeafFanInVan on Apr 15, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

3-0 New Jersey!

Remind me how Maurice is a good coach? This team is getting swept

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

needs a timeout

Gerber power!!!1

by LeafFanInVan on Apr 15, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

no problem, he’s been practicing calling them.

by daoust on Apr 15, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Adios muchachos. I got to play the great game with our benevolent overlord Chemmy.

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 15, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

GOOD LUCK

Don’t (do) injure Chemmy

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Laraque

Is useless. I hope Lucic dummies Komisarek again.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes

Every night. Lots of hockey to watch!

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

And keep occupied until Draft day

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly

That’s a long way off.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

New DGB

Man, the bit about the tilt vs isles in 2002.. That was such a bloody, fierce, nasty, brutal series.

Now the isles just punish their fans instead.

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by LeafFanInVan on Apr 15, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice

“No fighting in the playoffs? Eat shit”

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

number one was a gimmi, but is still all that is awesome

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, when it’s the best fight in hockey history of course it came during the playoffs.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s funny how Brashear is way down there on the list, and McSorely is somewhat famous for whacking him upside the head with a stick.. kind of like it goes full circle.

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by LeafFanInVan on Apr 15, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Antro

Just had a monster shift.

Tie game

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Booooo!

I hate this game. And Hartnal is dumb.

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by Travis Hair on Apr 15, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes

He is an idiot

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

his hair makes me hate him more

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I long for this series to be over.

Blues Nucks will be a welcome respite from this tripe.

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by Travis Hair on Apr 15, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

The blues might upset the Canucks

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes!

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

For those watching VS.

The Igloo looks way cooler than that new Whatever Energy Arena

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by Travis Hair on Apr 15, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone watching the TSN feed...

Rangers and Caps game.

About 5 minutes ago, Gord Miller says ’That line has been very effective for Tom Renney"

Um, wasn’t Renney fired a few months back?

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 15, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

He also said there was one minute left in the third period when in fact it was the second. He’s definitely not a MONSTER!

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Malkin goalllllll

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 15, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

the Caps may have a defensive problem

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Yup, but mostly goaltending

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 15, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not Leaf bad, but bad.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 15, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leaf bad and you miss the playoffs

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we would have had an elite goaltender, i believe we would have made the playoffs. Probably in a low seed and we would not make it out of the first round, but we would have got there

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe it’s just my memory of the dead puck era, but has there been a time in recent memory when so many teams had such bad goaltending?

Surprising how many goalies turned in sub-par seasons: Biron, Theodore, Toskala, Raycroft, Budaj, Joseph, Turco, Osgood, Gigeure, Conklin…

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by mf37 on Apr 15, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, but Turco was able to turn it around, and Gigeuer hasnt been the same since his dad died

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Turco may have turned it around, but his team still bottomed out and his sv% didn’t break .900

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by mf37 on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Biron’s looking terrible tonight.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would agree with all but Raycroft…. anyone who was surprised that he had a bad season, please raise your hand…

Didn’t think so…

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, wasn’t being too precise with my language there. Surprising two-fold: how many goalies turned in a sub-par season:
Turco
Gerber
Toskala
Osgood

And surprising how many sub-par goalies got a second chance:
Raycroft
Theodore

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by mf37 on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

there is a definite shortage of good goaltenders in the league.

by daoust on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goalies are the new coaches. If they’ve done it before they’ll get another chance.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

“What, we can get a former Rookie of the Year or a Former Vezina winner? Do it!”

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 15, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I should add Price to that last. Not sure which column he goes in though…

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by mf37 on Apr 15, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

the one with Jim Carey

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another Pens goal.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 15, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

You will hear that a lot this week, until the Pens eliminate the Flyers in 5

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 15, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that’s what i have on my bracket.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I felt optimistic for the flyers and I said Pens in 6… doesn’t look that way tho

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 15, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

where do you guys do your bracket? i started a pick-em pool of my own about 6 years ago, but i just do it on a spreadsheet.

by daoust on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do a round by round bracket – spreadsheet as well. Also I offer a bonus question-pick the teams in the finals and the winner(# of games for tiebreaks) Been going on 4 years with that.

My second year of running a multiple player pool. Pick 2 players from each of the set groups, and then you pick 4 players who are not represented in the groups.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did mine on http://rinkotology.org/

Reseeds for each round automatically for picks.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

They are working on making it printable. But I just screengrabbed and then printed.

Apparently if you go file > print it doesnt keep the numbers.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 15, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

do you pick all the teams in advance, like in a final 4 pool?

by daoust on Apr 15, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ya you pick the whole shebang.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 15, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah.

mine i resend the sheet out each round and you make new picks. a bit more labour intensive than i’d like, but unless you really make bad calls, you can still generally be in it in the conference finals, which isn’t always the case in playoff pools. i give a bonus for picking the cup winner as well (picked at the start, you replace them for less of a bonus if they’re eliminated).

by daoust on Apr 15, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is the rout on?

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

ANTROPOV

1 GP, 1G, 1A

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

But did he get the Antropov hat trick: an injury scare and a bad penalty?

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by mf37 on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

that made me wince, because it is true

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not yet that I could see but he did run into a player while curling back to the bench and fell off screen so he might have had the injury scre then.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does anyone remember which player got hurt by bending over to pick up a cracker a few seasons ago? Anyone remember that?

I laughed my ass off when I heard that.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 15, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Spezzas grocery injury was my personal favourite

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Deadspin had some great ones at some point last year. One guy dropped a bottle on his foot and almost ended his career.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brent Sopel, I think. With the Canucks.

Funniest injury ever. I smile every time I think about it.

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by Baroque on Apr 15, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Avery gets his ear cut somehow

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Probably faking it. Huge hit on Green though.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

That was sneaky!

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

If we could transplant the Ranger’s goalie into the Capital’s team… bring on Boston!

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 15, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

ah yes, the old goalpandectomy

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d love to know which Caps exec pitched the idea of signing Theodore. Whoever it was obviously never watched any of the playoff teams Bobby Clarke built in Philly in the mid-90s.

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by mf37 on Apr 15, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

his contract is down right terrible too

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES!

He has 4 wins in his last 15 playoff games.

the 90s Flyers are a great example. Burke’s Canucks too. Those teams would probably have a Cup if their GMs had gotten real goaltending.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank god the canucks didnt…..

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

He had that surprising run with Colorado two years ago, but then melted down against Anaheim in the second round. Gave up some real stinkers, one five hole in OT.

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by mf37 on Apr 15, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

He got pulled from 3 of 4 games against the Red Wings last year.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

What’s the worst decision by a GM:

Theodore/ Johnson in WSH
Raycroft/Budaj in COL

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by mf37 on Apr 15, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Theodore/Johnson

The Avs stunk regardless of the goalie. The Capitals have a real chance to come out of the East and you never know how dead the Western team will be.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Giguere got fired in Colorado. If the Caps go out in the opening round, is McPhee done in DC?

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by mf37 on Apr 15, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Torts and Maurice coaching in the playoffs

that hurts so much to think about

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

one has a cup and the other’s been to the finals.

very bothersome.

by daoust on Apr 15, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Game Over

Theodore loses that game for the Capitals.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

so what team is carey price going to move on to after the Habs to have a mediocre career?

by daoust on Apr 15, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Edmonton

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh that would be awesome.

who’s the next oilers coach? charlie huddy? jeff beukeboom? esa tikkanen?

by daoust on Apr 15, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mark Messier

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phoenix should let them have Gretsky

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bigger question: is it a former Oiler (Buchberger) or former Canuck (Crawford) next behind the bench in EDM?

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by mf37 on Apr 15, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

does anyone else hate crawford as much as me? he’s horrible on the HNIC late game.

by daoust on Apr 15, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ive hated him since his days with the Avalanche

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t have a voice for TV. Sounds like he has phlegm in his throat.

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could probably equal your hate for Crawford.

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by mf37 on Apr 15, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t it be funny if they hired Lemaire.

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weren’t Quinn and Tambellini tight? There’s a hot rumour waiting to happen…

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by mf37 on Apr 15, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I already saw on Oilers fan trying to say that Quinn won everywhere but Toronto…ummm…hate to break it to you buddy but…

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

and friggin Mark Spector on hockey central last week said something like at least the Oilers haven’t sucked for 40 years like the Leafs.

Sometimes I can’t tell the difference between journalists and the boneheaded commenters on the major news sites.

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

No kidding.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

RAY BOURQUE!

I will never forgive him.

I saw a book in Chapters a few years ago about great coaching and his picture was on the cover. I almost burned all of the copies.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tampa Bay or the Panthers.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Panthers have Vokoun, but tampa is likely

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fight in the Pens game.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 15, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I forgot about Samsanov
he used to be awesome

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Not sure

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sportsnet should do it. It would out draw the CBC playoffs. Especially if they sent an A team to do it like Bowen and company.

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

According to this awful news release (you might not want to click it – lots of flashing html and bad adverts) Marlies playoffs will be on Rogers cable and Leafs TV.

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by mf37 on Apr 15, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

That entire site is fucking brutal.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jays 6 Twins 2

Top sixth bases loaded. At least a Toronto team is winning somewhere.

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha

Nice. Go Jays! Maybe Cito is a genius.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

the jays are reminding me of how the leafs started this season
the team was condemned to the basement before the season started, thrived once there was no pressure on them, then puttered along to mediocrity the rest of the way

by EastLoop on Apr 15, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

If they could just get one of their pitchers back it would be different.
Also they should have dumped BJ Ryan last year at the trade deadline. He is done.

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

If McGowan and the other guy weren’t hurt I’d love their chances a lot more.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why didn’t they deal Ryan?

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by mf37 on Apr 15, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not a Jays fan, thought there might have been some palace intrigue or just more GM incompetence.

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by mf37 on Apr 15, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Contract is way too big for a one to two inning specialist. And he came off a major injury two years ago = trade value nil.

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by bkblades on Apr 15, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think they could have got something for him last year.

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perhaps, but that was one year removed from Tommy John, so I’m not sure if they could because teams won’t want to take $10 million with a guy who blew out his arm.

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by bkblades on Apr 15, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think if they took some salary back they could have done something. I mean even for a minor minor leaguer

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

But why take salary back when the whole point of trading Ryan is to get rid of the salary?

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by bkblades on Apr 15, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure has them hitting like crazy.

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Ground ball up the middle it is now 8-2

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

9-2 Aaron Hill 3 RBI 4 hits

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

so the evidence is really starting to pile up...

i just shouldnt cheer for any team. ever.

by EastLoop on Apr 15, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

So the baseball game channels spill into my Center Ice.

I am watching the Jays now. Because I can.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 15, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

NICE!

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no idea how much longer it will last.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 15, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Till June at the latest.

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey!

How come you give me grief for watching the Jays? Double standards are not becoming, PPP.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 15, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mabel you can talk Jays as long as you want but only if the LEafs aren’t playing.

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can do whatever I want

Are you going to stop me? I think not. 10-2 Jays.

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by Mabel on Apr 15, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who’s that pitching for them?

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Jays?

It was Richmond.

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by Mabel on Apr 15, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know him. What’s his story. Bullpen? Starter?

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

The obligatory Canadian content the Jays require to be called Canada’s team.

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by bkblades on Apr 15, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s a Canadian. A starter, Tonight was the longest game of his career, pitch-wise. He’s okay, but shouldn’t be so high in the rotation.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 15, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey if they crank out 10 runs I could start for them.

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s the fifth starter, so he’s expendable. But Ernie Whitt, the brilliant tactician, didn’t start him in the World Baseball Classic to save him for the non-existent final game.

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by bkblades on Apr 15, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

It made sense

Then it would be: They used up their best pitcher to beat fucking Italy and now they have to start a scrub in the tough game!

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I’m just ragging Whitt further because he’s about the worst manager I have ever seen.

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by bkblades on Apr 15, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Canadian

Starter. Okay stuff, but shouldn’t be so high the rotation.

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by Mabel on Apr 15, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought you had curling tonight… Looks as though not. :) WIN for PPP

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by Travis Hair on Apr 15, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because I was joking with you :)

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, I see. I suppose that’s allowed. So does that mean you don’t want me to be rough with you?

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by Mabel on Apr 15, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

Just that I was joking with you ;)

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, you do want me to be rough with you? ;)

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 15, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Every once in a while...

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds good. Just tell me when….

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by Mabel on Apr 15, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tonight work for you?

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m kinda busy tonight – last day of school tomorrow. Raincheck?

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by Mabel on Apr 15, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fine

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you mad?

I’m sorry, but I have a huge project to finish tonight, and another one to do tomorrow.

I promise I’ll make it up to you…

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 15, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

That kind of stuff will get you sent to the box for 2 minutes… ;-) LOL

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by Travis Hair on Apr 15, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got rid of center ice two months ago. Not enough hi-def and too many horrible play by play guys.

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

They pick up the other market’s feeds too often and most of those local broadcasts are atrocious. The camera angles are horrific, the zooming is non-stop.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should have called your cable company and complained to get your bill credited. I think because of credits my CI became half price basically.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 15, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s remarkable how thin the talent pool is in sports journalism considering how many j-school guys I know who were desperate to break into the field.

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by mf37 on Apr 15, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know and all us brilliant bloggers toil for free.

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

That Vancouver singer gets paid in onion rings.

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Focus the weight jokes on Wellwood and “Fatty” Tkachuk! :)

Gerber power!!!1

by LeafFanInVan on Apr 15, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

ya think Welly stole the opera singers onino rings?

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

and shared them with Tkachuk?

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

They split em during the game.

Gerber power!!!1

by LeafFanInVan on Apr 15, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hah, lookit Kesler’s floppy neck.. flop your head back some more!

Gerber power!!!1

by LeafFanInVan on Apr 15, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Ohhh carlo, almost gave up a breakaway to demitra. Looked like splodeybones might have hurt himself too.

Gerber power!!!1

by LeafFanInVan on Apr 15, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, Mike Cvik (linesman #88) is friggin huge. It’s a strange coincidence that almost every game I go to in person has him working it.

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by LeafFanInVan on Apr 15, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blues PP!

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by LeafFanInVan on Apr 15, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

One of the sisters scored!

Gerber power!!!1

by LeafFanInVan on Apr 15, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tell me about it. Other than eyebleaf, did anyone pick these perennial playoff no shows?

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by bkblades on Apr 15, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should get both for the price of one roster spot. They share a brain after all

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by LeafFanInVan on Apr 15, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hah, and if one of them gets hit, I’m sure the other one goes on the injury reserve, too.

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by bkblades on Apr 15, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it on the radio?

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by bkblades on Apr 15, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Check 590 and 640.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

640 was broadcsting NHL playoffs earlier

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

They still are – Canucks vs Blues.

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by bkblades on Apr 15, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know. The Fan carries them but the jays are playing so they are probably not carrying it.

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Canucks score.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 15, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

DAMMIT!

Nucks up 1…

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by Travis Hair on Apr 15, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

This is the blurriest game ever.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

LTV quality sucks if not hi def.

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

No kidding

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess the fat cats at the pension fund are just taking us for suckers.

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blurr isn’t even here! ;-)

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by Travis Hair on Apr 15, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are they giving him the mock chant?

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re right I was trying to figure out if they were saying Poooogee or Hoolllwegg.

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kraft dinner crackers?

Wow, that sounds awesome. Must get.

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by LeafFanInVan on Apr 15, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Niiiiice

Blues 5 on 3

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by Travis Hair on Apr 15, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

robbed!

Exercise in futility right there

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by LeafFanInVan on Apr 15, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn...

They kept it in that entire time too…

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by Travis Hair on Apr 15, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

need to get it on net more

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by LeafFanInVan on Apr 15, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Deveaux grabs a dummy penalty

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

And hollweg plays pk? What kind of crazy backwards world is the AHL?

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t know if anyone cares per se, but Bettman has stated that the Penguins are the model franchise in the NHL. http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=418542

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by bkblades on Apr 15, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s it. I officially may not like Gary Bettman anymore.

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

1. Tank
2. Threaten to leave when fans get upset with tanking
3. Get vague promise of new arena
4. draft generational talents in back to back years
5. get fans to come back.

Perfect model to follow.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get a lucky bounce on a draft lottery to get crosby
Entertain thoughts of bringing in a gambling orgnaization.
Almost collapse financially twice in the past 25 years.

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s the gist of it, especially since they mentioned NYI in the same article about this said hope.

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by bkblades on Apr 15, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Islanders are a model of not flaunting wealth in these troubled times.

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

They are doing their part to boost morale.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Making their fans feel good that even a sports franchise are not rubbing money in their faces by forcing them to attend Union Arena.

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by bkblades on Apr 15, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's.... what.....she.....said!!!

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 15, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huge Save though

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just then it was but earlier … if it was against Buffalo it would be a goal.

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I figured

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s good right?

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 15, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Means you can’t be made into cardboard???

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by Travis Hair on Apr 15, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mike Keane

Is still alive and playing for Manitoba

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Hollweg almost killed himself

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pogge

Not a bad save.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

He’ll make a great back-up to the monster some day.

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice

Good thing Pogge didn’t play in the playoffs last year

/wants to punch Gilbert in the face

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Every game he steals seals Gilberts fate.

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope so

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh, I severely dislike Gilbert.

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by bkblades on Apr 15, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hah!

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by bkblades on Apr 15, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's Terrible

“The blogs are lit up about (insert topic)”
“The internet is alive”

But don’t tell us where it is happening?

Also, this interview with the Marlie is hilarious. He just said that he chose all of the ‘decoratory’ stuff.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know. Which guy is this?

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

and couldn’t the producer tell him to take the gum out

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No idea

I don’t know what they expect from these? the kids are so normal and down to earth.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know. They should have some puck bunnies lounging around or something.

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

And these are the 18 year olds I picked up at the Maddy. I am going to do the blonde first. Then the two brunettes.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guess which one has a landing strip!

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ahwww.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 15, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

How did cola not shatter every bone when he slammed into the goal there. Great defensive play.

Gerber power!!!1

by LeafFanInVan on Apr 15, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

The Blues have found some sort of magic.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colavavio goes crashing into the Nucks net.

Bones did not explode. SOmething in the St. Louis Water??

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by Travis Hair on Apr 15, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

20% more calcium!

Gerber power!!!1

by LeafFanInVan on Apr 15, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

All that good St Louis BBQ

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Note to people in the seats behind the benches.

YOu’re going to be on Camera, you shouldn’t try and stuff a 1/6th of a large pizza in your face during the break…

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by Travis Hair on Apr 15, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Also

Don’t be ugly

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugly is fine

But trying to see someone stuff the whole thing just makes me… i dunno… not well.

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by Travis Hair on Apr 15, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah that’s gotta be some of the worst value for the money.. slice of pizza cost $8 probably, savour that bad boy!

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by LeafFanInVan on Apr 15, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Best are the nachos when it drops all over the hands and clothes. Then they get caught on camera/jumbotron and you see they’re struggling to either eat it all or put it underneath the seat.

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by bkblades on Apr 15, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really? I would totally do that. Esp if I was behind the Canucks bench. For fear Wellwood might grab it from me.

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Probably just safer to eat it in the concourse.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Totally unrelated news and NSFW (if people are still (!) working right now)

But rumour has it that Chris Campoli of our “favourite” Ottawa Senators is going out with Gia Allemand. I linked it due to picture restrictions (?) on this site. Either way, what is going on?

http://cdn.maxim.com/2001-2500/2279_gia-allemand-gm_l22.jpg

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by bkblades on Apr 15, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Maxim photos are horrible the colours are so garish

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I’m sure massively airbrushed.

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by bkblades on Apr 15, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still

What are the odds he told her he plays for the senators? I bet he said the Leafs.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Campoli probably just said he plays hockey, considering he played for the Islanders, too.

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by bkblades on Apr 15, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I much prefer linkage to embedding pics that are only tangentially related to the overall topic(s)

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by LeafFanInVan on Apr 15, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep, which was my reasoning for the linkage rather than embeddage.

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by bkblades on Apr 15, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

In front page posts.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

what a blowjay face.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 15, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which fills all the requirements for a Maxim girl.

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by bkblades on Apr 15, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want one overtime game tonight. So St. Louis better pull there head out of their asses.

by Clawson on Apr 15, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Marlies v Moose is in OT

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I only have basic cable in my bedroom and I’m too lazy to move right now. My bed is so warm.

by Clawson on Apr 15, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

'Couver goal

Sami Salo

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by bkblades on Apr 15, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Hah, radio guy: I have a feeling Sundin is going to score off the wing toni-…uh, in one of these playoff games eventually.

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by bkblades on Apr 15, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I got excited seeing Sundin streaking down the wing then I remembered hes a traitor and he sucks this year.

by Clawson on Apr 15, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marlies win. 3-2
1-0 in the series.
Brian Burke is in the house along w Nonis.

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOO!!!

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome news. Really awesome.

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by bkblades on Apr 15, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay!!!!!!!!

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 15, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Solution to Pogge's problems

Hypnotise him so he thinks that he is playing Manitoba every single night.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Grabner is a Moose. I love Grabby.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 15, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whatever works. He’s 6-1 in the last 7 games or something.

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

All I know is Pogge has to really work to earn his way back into my good graces.

Gerber power!!!1

by LeafFanInVan on Apr 15, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Burke knows this, considering his hard pursuit of Gustavsson.

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by bkblades on Apr 15, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if he is related to Bengt Gustavsson.

Bengt….. hahahaha I love saying that.

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry. He will be playing for the isles next year. PArt of a package that sees Tavares and Di-Pietro come here.

by The Meatriarchy on Apr 15, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope it includes a nice wheelchair to cart Dipo around in at least

Gerber power!!!1

by LeafFanInVan on Apr 15, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shopping cart.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 15, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sold, as long as it has a maximum of 1 floppy wheel

Gerber power!!!1

by LeafFanInVan on Apr 15, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hypno Moose says you love Manitoba….

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by Travis Hair on Apr 15, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amazing as always.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 15, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

NIGHT!

Thanks for sticking around.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Night!

It is late, but I have many, many hours before sleep.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 15, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

What all do you still have left to do??

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by Travis Hair on Apr 15, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have to edit a report, finesse some of the appendices, and make everything look super. And my head is throbbing.

Oh, and I have to do some laundry so that I can wear my nice clothes to school tomorrow.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 15, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

And it’s almost midnight there ya? Sorry to hear that it’s hectic for you tonight. But it’s almost over! And then? Gin.

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by Travis Hair on Apr 15, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yes

There will be gin. And how! I may not be sober for a week.

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by Mabel on Apr 15, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

So long as you spend some of that not sober time here being charming then that will be awesome. Also, I still owe you cookies.

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by Travis Hair on Apr 15, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will most assuredly spend some of my not sober time here being charming! It’s what I live for. That and cookies.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 16, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh. Nice to hear Sundin’s name on the radio, but is it ever barf-worthy to hear him playing for the Canucks in the playoffs to boot.

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by bkblades on Apr 15, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

At least he’s not really doing SFA

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by LeafFanInVan on Apr 15, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

San Francisco Asses?

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by bkblades on Apr 15, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet Eff All

Gerber power!!!1

by LeafFanInVan on Apr 16, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, thank you for explaining. For the life of me couldn’t figure out what SFA stood for aside from my weird interpretation.

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by bkblades on Apr 16, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Took me a while to figure out what the “FML” stood for on that tavares pic yestiddy.. heh

Gerber power!!!1

by LeafFanInVan on Apr 16, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

So which one of you is “Chris Hunt” on Damien Cox’s blog? Because he just killed Cox with his comment on his latest post.

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by Down Goes Brown on Apr 15, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

really?

DAMMIT! I can’t read his stupid blog on my laptop at home. I think it is protecting me.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

lulz.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 15, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish it was a joke. I can’t wait.

Someone please please please post the comment!

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damien – if you ever wondered why people have a problem with the way you do things you need to look no further then this quote:

“Now, understand Varlamov is no Justin Pogge.”

Did this really need saying? Could you have not made the point without dragging Pogge into it, or making some sort of snide, anti-Leaf remark? If you’re going to write about the Capitals, write about the Capitals. Don’t drag a Leafs prospect into the conversation in a disparaging way when he has nothing to do with the topic at hand.

Maybe you could do some actual research and find out if a situation similar to the one you’ve proposed has ever gone down, then compare it to this, providing us with some sort of apples to apples comparison. Don’t you think that might give your analysis some actual depth?

I guess not.

by Clawson on Apr 15, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damien here. . .responding to Chris Hunt. . .no, I don’t ever wonder why people “have a problem with the way I do things.” Some like my style, some don’t. I’m okay either way. I believe in the ability of people to think for themselves, and not for me to figure out how they’d like me to write.
Regarding the reference to Pogge, let me spell it out for you. I work for the Toronto Star. Most of my readers either in the paper on the web are GTA-based. So I used Leaf references often because it makes sense in the market in which I work. That’s just common sense.
It’s not my fault Pogge hasn’t yet proven he can play in the NHL, or really even in the AHL. The point was to make it clear Varlamov is a much brighter NHL prospect. Sorry if that upsets your Leaf sensibilities.

by Clawson on Apr 15, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

THANK YOU

hahaha ‘responding to C.Hunt’ is how a real blogger would have done it.

Of course Cox doesn’t care. He’s obtuse!

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

This comment from Damien?

Highlights exactly why I don’t read him. He’s a hack. Pure and simple. And I’m very sorry he still has a job.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 15, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

The guy doesn’t even really bring up anything about the Leafs. Asks for a comparision to a past event like this? And Damien calls him a homer. He’s like a 14 year old troll.

by Clawson on Apr 15, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I cared about Damien Cox this would boil my blood. But realistically, is anyone, and I mean anyone, surprised by this response? It’s bad enough he opens with the arrogant “Damien here”, but he uses the GTA-excuse to hide his myopic viewpoint. Cox really does take full advantage of “can’t sue a columnist” rule every single time.

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by bkblades on Apr 15, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

Yeah. As if he couldn’t just write “Varlamov is young but he has shown during his (x) regular season appearances that he is an NHL-quality goalie” because Leaf fans need a Pogge reference.

That’s what happens when people assume everyone is as dumb as they are.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

What bothers me though is that as long as you write for a column, you can essentially write anything you want and you’re pretty much protected from every kind of libel. it’s frankly rather pointless to ever achieve accountability when your opinion is passed off as fact because you’ve achieved national readership.

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by bkblades on Apr 16, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

THANK YOU!

That is my massive beef with giving him a pass because it’s an ‘opinion’.

If he fudges facts then he should get punished.

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by PPP on Apr 16, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

But he’ll never be sued, so he’s got free reign unless he corrects himself or at leas acknowledges it. And when he does, he makes it a huge deal and somehow equates this as a “Get Out of Jail” card for oh, 100 more columns of misconstrued facts.

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by bkblades on Apr 16, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, like the Bobby Ryan trade!

First, it never happened and we were all in dreamland.
Then we were idiots for repeating that it had ever been discussed.
Then, it got discussed but wouldn’t work for whatever reason.

Wait? What? Turns out we were all right?

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by PPP on Apr 16, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Plus, Cox can badmouth anyone he wants to, true or not, because it’s a column. That’s also why we got such ridiculous reports like the infamous “White Jays” a few years back in TorStar because they omitted many facts relevant to the study and didn’t explicitly say JP and the Blue Jays were racist. But a columnist can say they’re racist. I just see something really wrong about the whole scenario, but I’m aware that’s probably just me overreacting.

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by bkblades on Apr 16, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man

That White Jays thing was fucking horrible.

No, it’s not. It’s endemic in the media. Look at the reporting around Tea Day and it’s build up.

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by PPP on Apr 16, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I honestly read this as brilliant satire before realizing it was actually a real re-post of Damien’s comment.

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by Down Goes Brown on Apr 15, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then he has to cover for himself by saying he’s appealing to the Leafs market. Dude is so full of shit.

by Clawson on Apr 15, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

How much respect would I lose if I referred to this episode as “C.Hunt vs Cox”?

All of it, right?

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by Down Goes Brown on Apr 15, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe throw in a few references to the hood to make it more real.

by Clawson on Apr 15, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Respect? I know not what that is…

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by Travis Hair on Apr 15, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, if you don’t use that as a post title to outline exactly why people hate Damien Cox then I am doing it tomorrow morning.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Use it in post title, or attempt to slip it into a comment on his blog? Hmm…

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by Down Goes Brown on Apr 16, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

You try to sneak it in the comments because he publishes yours and I am using it for a post.

Deal?

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by PPP on Apr 16, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hm. Wait, not sure if somebody named “Down Goes Brown” wants to get into an entendre battle.

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by Down Goes Brown on Apr 16, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

But you’re his muse.

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by PPP on Apr 16, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Like a drawing muse in Titanic?

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Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 16, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I guess “Mike Hunt” would have been too obvious?

Gerber power!!!1

by LeafFanInVan on Apr 16, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

I think that is a valid thesis.

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by PPP on Apr 16, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Boyes!!!

Why can’t we draft kids like him? /Damien’d

by Clawson on Apr 15, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha

I send comments in that all start with “Pension Plan Puppets here…responding to DamienCox…” and they always get moderated.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

you sir

are a man among meese….

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by blurr1974 on Apr 15, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

One day Cox is going to rip on one of his moderators and it’s going to drive him insane.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because he has nothing to respond with.

by Clawson on Apr 15, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love you, benevolent one.

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by Mabel on Apr 15, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Feisty, feisty boyos…

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Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 15, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

So I’m gonna curl up in a ball and watch the game. But as I go to bed, I invite you to play a game of guess the player…

“Today, I made a simple pad save on a point shot. Jim Hughson’s reaction got in my eye and I couldn’t save the rebound. FML.”

by Clawson on Apr 15, 2009 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

Nice.

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by PPP on Apr 15, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

And he would still yell, “Great Save!” Gotta love his consistency.

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by bkblades on Apr 15, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Burrows? Shoving?

Why he never…

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 16, 2009 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Burrows can be a douche…but that’s what from what I hear. Along with some clips….

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by bkblades on Apr 16, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think he is a douche per se. But I adore him.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 16, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

He’s an effective pest without being a total idiot (see: avery, ruutu)

Gerber power!!!1

by LeafFanInVan on Apr 16, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch, brutal penalty by perron. Potential backbreaker there

Gerber power!!!1

by LeafFanInVan on Apr 16, 2009 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

I don’t know what Backes was thinking on that play. Absolute brainfart.

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by PPP on Apr 16, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

And that’s the x-factor when a team like the Blues have such little playoff experience. You just don’t know how they’ll react in playoff situations. It’s also why I may have made a big mistake taking so many Ducks players and picking them to win the Stanley Cup, since their discipline problems are going to be difficult to fix.

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by bkblades on Apr 16, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

And in other news, Perron just got hurt after a collision with KYLE WELLWOOD!

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by PPP on Apr 16, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Blues have no business

Being down a goal to the Canucks, and for that, I salute them. Now I see what SLGT is all excited about.

"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09

by kidkawartha on Apr 16, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

They are an exciting team with three exciting former Leafs.

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by PPP on Apr 16, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Now, now.

Be nice, PPP. Even dirty water is delicious to a man dying of thirst.

"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09

by kidkawartha on Apr 16, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's like hitting the blob, PPP.

Under the blubber, there is a tough exoskeleton.

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by kidkawartha on Apr 16, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Exciting news!!!!

I may actually get to go to bed shortly. I’m almost done the project! I can’t wait to be in my bed.

"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."

by Mabel on Apr 16, 2009 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

WOOOO!

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 16, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Have to apologize to wrap-

I got her and LD confused in the Montreal trip post. Mea culpa.

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by kidkawartha on Apr 16, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s ok. It happens.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 16, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

At any rate,

Hope you have an awesome weekend. Seriously humiliating pics of Jared would be a nice bonus. :)

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by kidkawartha on Apr 16, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

it could happen.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 16, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

We should definitely hit up a gay bar then.

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by bkblades on Apr 16, 2009 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

YAY for bed!

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by Travis Hair on Apr 16, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Chris Mason’s beard is pretty epic

Gerber power!!!1

by LeafFanInVan on Apr 16, 2009 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

stick a fork in this puppy I’m guessing

Gerber power!!!1

by LeafFanInVan on Apr 16, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jeez

Cola and Steen out in the last minutes of a game they are down 2-1 in the playoffs? The blues are pretty damn thin methinks

Gerber power!!!1

by LeafFanInVan on Apr 16, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Steen’s one-timer was embarrassing. I think the Blues can shade this series. It’ll go 7 or be 4 1 goal games.

Anyway, I am out. See you tomorrow LFiV

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by PPP on Apr 16, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I was baffled to hear Steen and Cola’s names called about 10 times in the last minute. Cola I guess I can sorta understand, some offense there, but Steen?! StL doesn’t have anyone besides Boyes to put the puck in the net? Guess not, since he’s the only one who scored.

They need Kariya back bad.

It was fun watching two seriously good goaltenders though. What a difference!

Gerber power!!!1

by LeafFanInVan on Apr 16, 2009 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Canucks win. Grr.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 16, 2009 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

http://www.nhl.com/ice/draftprospectbrowse.htm
Look at that banner! OW OW OWWWWWWW.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 16, 2009 12:58 AM EDT reply actions  

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