Kyle Wellwood you're still a fatty

“There are a lot of vegetables — apparently I can’t eat a lot of things that normal guys eat. I’ve eliminated everything but lean meat and vegetables. If you want to lose weight pretty quickly, just do that.”
Also, stop singlehandedly keeping the local KFC in business. That might work too.

“It’s such a contrast from Toronto where people come up to you all the time.”

In Toronto they were pulled into your gravitational field Planet Boy.

Every time I see that photo, I laugh at how hard the girl is trying to talk herself into it.

This photo will always make me think of Greener. I miss HS/HS more then I miss Wellwood, but I do miss the little “Planet Boy” all the same.

You all think he’s looking at the cutie in front of him, but if you look closely he’s really staring through her…to the guy with a hot dog on the other side of the pool.

“Mmm…break me off a piece of that”

I still maintain that Kyle is in the process of rolling a joint in these photos. Look at his hands.

Man, the Leafs sure could have used his 9 assists this year.
74 Games, 18 Goals and 9 Assists for 27 points. .365 points/game.

What Leaf players had more points/game this year?

Jason Blake, Alexei Ponikarovsky, Matt Stajan, Mikhail Grabovski, Lee Stempniak, Niklas Hagman, Pavel Kubina, Tomas Kaberle, Nikolai Kulemin, John Mitchell, Ian White, Anton Stralman, Boyd Devereaux, Mike Van Ryn, Jeremy Williams, Jeff Hamilton, Christian Hanson, and of course Antropov and Moore.

 Some of those guys, like Hanson, Hamilton and Williams didn’t play much so it’s probably not fair to include them, and of course Antropov and Moore don’t count anymore either.
 
 The point is that the Leafs could dress four full forward lines and five defensemen, each of whom was a greater offensive threat than Kyle this year (and ‘offensively challenged’ defenseman Jeff Finger was close with .348 points/game).

Hey, without his goal last night, we would still be in a series with the Blues. That goal was sick, like Mason’s underwear after trying to catch up with Kyle. In Vancouver, we are loving his contribution. There was some mid-season grumbling about him, but in the late season and the playoffs he has been really impressive, and a key third line guy.