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Hey! Look at that! It's exactly how many games the Habs won in the playoffs. Coincidentally, it's the number of Stanley Cups they have won since 1993.

The Anthropomorphic Mocking Numeral wonders what happened to the team that was supposed to sweep aside everyone to pick up their 25th cup in their '100th' season.

Why do you think that the Habs fell flat on their face?

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because they are over rated and terrible?

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 9:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh anthropomorphic zero, never leave Montreal or Ottawa’s side.

It’s like he wants to know where his best friend went.

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by Chemmy on Apr 23, 2009 9:40 AM EDT reply actions  

he likes ottawa so much he emblazoned himself on their jersey

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

over hyped expectations and delusions of grandeur…and the Habs are full of zero(s)!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 23, 2009 9:42 AM EDT reply actions  

The Habs are a disaster

Anyone notice how happy Glen Metropolit was during the handshake for his old Boston mates? You can see it here from 1:55 to 2:07. He seems genuinly thrilled about the outcome. He probably still has lots of friends over there and hates most of his his current teammates.

by general borschevsky on Apr 23, 2009 9:45 AM EDT reply actions  

i am actually very happy for Ryder, he whooped the team that ran him out of town

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ryder 4GP 4G 3A 7Pts lolololol

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by Chemmy on Apr 23, 2009 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

he had only 3 goals for the Habs in the playoffs in 21 games…obviously being a Bruin worked out for him

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 23, 2009 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

and being a hab works for no one

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

i don’t know that i’m really happy for ryder, but what a tremendous f-in burn to have him dominate like that.

this was the best 100th (99th?) anniversary season EVER.

by daoust on Apr 23, 2009 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

something else really bothers me about that clip.

gainey waits for julien to come to him on the Habs bench. the other coaches all met julien halfway.

"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
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by blurr1974 on Apr 23, 2009 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

yup

I noticed that too, I watched it live and thought it was a little weird that Gainey was the only one to not move from his bench

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by Winkle on Apr 23, 2009 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

wow

I didn’t notice that.
Bad blood there, I think.

by Karina on Apr 23, 2009 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

i just think Gainy was trying to figure out what he was gonna do next week when he’s fired

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

yea, second thing, right after the final buzzer, the camera closed up to Gainey and he had absolutely no expression on his face, he just stood there for like the 5 seconds that the camera was on him and he was just staring into space

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by Winkle on Apr 23, 2009 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget too about how nearly every hockey “analyst” in the sports media was predicting the Habs were a lock to win the Cup this year back in October before the season started.

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by Winkle on Apr 23, 2009 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

god, that was such ridiculous pandering

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

they forgot to predict it in November when things like this mattered

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 23, 2009 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

@blindfold:

I swear to God I will never get tired of that joke. For me, it has the staying power of fart jokes, and that is very high praise indeed. Well said.

@everybody:

Thanks for the recs. I miss you guys.

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by jrwendelman on Apr 23, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

well said...

recd

"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
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by blurr1974 on Apr 23, 2009 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

great recap jr. what a disaster. and you didn’t even mention the fired coach and the young ‘stars’ cavorting with coke dealers. vive les glorieux!

by daoust on Apr 23, 2009 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

amazing.

well done, jrwendelman

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by eyebleaf on Apr 23, 2009 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Two

co-workers who are Habs fans here are already complaining how the Habs limped into the playoffs with only half the team and it was never a fair fight then they throw in a few "1967"’s for good measure

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by Winkle on Apr 23, 2009 10:33 AM EDT reply actions  

email them the Nolan “boohoo” video

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

at least

they agreed that the way the fans were booing Price was rather despicable

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by Winkle on Apr 23, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

its

flimsy at best

so they lost 3 good players… who knows how much impact Lang could have made since he was out for so long, he could’ve slumped just like Kovalev was going in the playoffs… yes losing Schneider and Markov hurt them but that’s only 2 players on a team of over 20… if anything this just shows that the team has no depth, you lose one or two key players and they crumble and fold like a cheap deck of cards

furthermore, no one on the team stood up and took charge, where the heck was there fearless leader Koivu? Or Kovalev? All Star Komiserak who did nothing else besides falling to the ice after 1 punch from Lucic and taking some cheap shots against him?

this team had absolutely no heart or grit, even if they went into the playoffs with a full healthy roster, they would never have made it pass the Bruins who have shown they are on a mission instead of like a team who feels they are entitled to win

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by Winkle on Apr 23, 2009 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

the additions of Markov and Schneider may have pushed it to six games max
but there was no way in hell that team would have made it past the Bruins let alone to the cup final.
There was no tenacity, no never say die.
They came out flying last night and had every opertunity to take the game in the first. Instead, when the Bruins started to push back, they crumbled

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lang

was karma for the barber pole sweaters. And that injury belongs to Boston, thankyouverymuch

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 23, 2009 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Toronto Star comments make me laugh

Higher standards in Montreal.
Where would the big bad Bruins be without Chara, Wideman, Savard and Wheeler? That’s basically what the Habs dealt with. It could be worse, they could have missed the playoffs for 5 straight yrs since 2004…….1967.

Comparin Markov and Schneider to Chara and Wideman is ridiculous. Savard to Lang? Gimme a break.

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by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 10:56 AM EDT reply actions  

it’s typical of them to overrate their players…Markov is hardly a Wideman…if he was on the Bruins he’d be number #3…heck I think he might not even be number one on the Leafs…And is Wheeler supposed to be Tanguay? HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 23, 2009 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

ah cut and past articles
If they had lost to the penguins it would have been comparing Gonchar, Letang and Malkin / Staal / Crosby.

you know what would have happened if the leafs were in the playoffs and were missing Kaberle, VanRyan and Hagman? They would have sucked it up and worked hard and won some games, like they did all year missing those key players

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yup, Roberts stepped it up 5 notches, literally picked up the banner and led the charge from the front

Where were the rest of the Habs leaders? Phoning it in!

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by Winkle on Apr 23, 2009 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

i had to miss most of the game...

but in reading some of the articles, i was wondering if anyone has a link to a video clip showing Carey Price do the Grabovski to the Bell Centre faithful last night…?

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by blurr1974 on Apr 23, 2009 11:05 AM EDT reply actions  

tsn.ca has it on main site

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by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

thanks!

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by blurr1974 on Apr 23, 2009 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also, I just FINALLY saw the highlights of that game.
Mike Komisarek is a cheap mother fucker. Poor baby, gets one punched by Lucic so decides to cross check him. Lucic proved who the real man was, and stayed in the game. Komisarek, you are the epitome of why we hate the Habs. Go fuck yourself.

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by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 11:07 AM EDT reply actions  

I am glad he showed his true colours and stopped all that silly talk of signing him as a UFA

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

That was fuckin pathetic. An All-Star? Gimme a fuckin break. That guy is a piece of shit. I wonder what 4HF gotta say about this

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by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

they are having two days of mourning

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 23, 2009 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

yea

it was great

when they actually go at it one on one, Komisarek crumbles on the ice after one punch, Lucic has the decency to stop pummeling him soon as Komi hits the ice and what does Komi do? Hold onto Lucic’s jersey and tries to drag him down

then Komi goes ahead and tries to cross check Lucic in the face repeatedly when the game was clearly out of hand and Lucic doesn’t even want to fight him anymore

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by Winkle on Apr 23, 2009 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Check out this comment I found on the THN website
24Cups (Posted 2009-04-23 10:56:12)
Its a sad day when the Habs superior skilled players lose to the meatheads that are the Boston Bruins. Lucic the decapitator running around like Sean Avery out there making a fool out of himself and endangering the lives of classy NHLers. Clearly the better team did not win in this series. Half our team was injured including our three highest paid players and our #1 centre and you can be sure if they had been in the lineup it would of been Montreal in four! All I can say is OLE OLE OLE!!!!!!!!! We’ve still got quadruple the cup count despite both being original six teams and we’ll win our next cup before before Boston ever does I’m sure!!!!!!! Now Gainey, resign ALEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S. Hossa will look great in Habs red!!!!! We’ll be back to dominating and undressing the Bruins in no time!!!! GO HABS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it comes from this article and is a typical response by a delusional Habs fan!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 23, 2009 11:09 AM EDT reply actions  

I dont even know where to begin on that one.
I just hate the fact that us Leaf fans are the ones that are hated across the country. Habs fans are 1000000x times worse than we are

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by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

you know what, this loosing and sucking really bad for a few years might be the best thing that ever happened to the Leaf fans image among other fans. with us out of the playoffs they get a view of what real douchbaggery has been growing out there unchecked.

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

that is true…it’s not Leaf fans out there making asses of ourselves…it’s them…which is all kinds of awesome

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 23, 2009 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i have a bunch of friends of other teams, Canucks, Bruins, Flames, and all of them have pretty much said that they dont hate the leafs anymore, they dont like them, but they save their hate for teams like the Habs and Sens, who are douchy organizations from top to bottom
the only fan bases that truely hate us any more i think are the Habs and Sens because they think they are entitled to something, and to a degree Canucks fans because they just wish they were Toronto

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

that reminds me, I’m going to an event/bbq tonight…filled with habs fans….time to bake that anniversary cake for them…and thank them for the douchebaggery in this 100th season…

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 23, 2009 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

bring a broom

by Karina on Apr 23, 2009 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like this plan…I’ll make sure its a nice broom…black and gold

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 23, 2009 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

make sure it says happy 99th on it

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

are.you.shitting me

there are rose tinted glasses and there are rose tinted glass eyes

i cant even laugh at that guy, its too sad

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

just wait...

some day in the year 2035 we’ll be able to spit 1993 back in their faces after Schenn captains us to another Stanley Cup, our 25th as a franchise, passing the holy grail of 24….

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by blurr1974 on Apr 23, 2009 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

and they havnt made the playoffs for 10 years

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

and Celine Dion relocates them to Quebec City…

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 23, 2009 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

and the players will be forced to perform in fashion shows.

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Apr 23, 2009 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ewww…..nobody wants Komisarek to waggle his dick at them.

by Clawson on Apr 23, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

one sentence at a time

You have to take your time with it or it’s like an overdose ugh-ness. Read one line (superior skilled players lose to the meatheads) then go away and laugh until your sides hurt. Then come back…

(making a fool out of himself and endangering the lives of classy NHLers) AaaaHahahahahahaha… Walk away. Don’t read anymore. Wipe away tears and the snot from your nose. Take a few deep breaths…

(you can be sure if they had been in the lineup it would of been Montreal in four!) Ahahahahaha-GWHuuLF!-hahahaha… I just puked in my mouth but I still didn’t stop laughing.

And finally, “We’ll be back to dominating and undressing the Bruins for a living in no time!!!!”

by general borschevsky on Apr 23, 2009 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Habs Math
We’ve still got quadruple the cup count

24 / 4 = 6…

Last I checked… the number 6 is substantially less than 13…

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by Winkle on Apr 23, 2009 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Boston has 13 cups?

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by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

5 cups…

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 23, 2009 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think he’s referring to the Bruins, but nonetheless referring to 24 cups is as stupid as Yankees fans who always throw around 26 world series wins.

Great, dig up your great grandfather and he can talk 26. You’re 22 years old.

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by Chemmy on Apr 23, 2009 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

history is good and all, but its just that, history

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

ah

I assumed he was referring to the whole league in general

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by Winkle on Apr 23, 2009 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

doesnt make him any less a delisional jackass

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

that was a given

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by Winkle on Apr 23, 2009 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don Cherry was right

he said they were too small and had a lack of scoring to go anywhere. They seriously got pushed around, and Gainey knew they were too small going in – why else would he have Laraque on a line with Koivu and Kovalev?
Ahhh what a glorious day.

by Karina on Apr 23, 2009 11:24 AM EDT reply actions  

He is a cranky old fart, but the man sometimes knows his hockey.

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by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Size is one thing

But if you watched any of the games, you could tell the Habs weren’t even fighting for it beyond the occasional spurt here and there

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by Winkle on Apr 23, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, but thats just in need of a cherry to human translation, Size for cherry refers to the heart, Fleury had size, tucker had size, PJ axelsson has size

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

P.J. Axelsson is about 400 feet tall

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 23, 2009 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have much fondness for him.
He’s the only Bruin still on the roster since their last playoff series win. That says a lot.

by Karina on Apr 23, 2009 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

About the Bruins and about him. Through all the years of changes, he’s been holding on and kicking ass quietly. He said this one was “much sweeter.”

He’s a UFA this summer. If he leaves I might cry.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 23, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

True dat

Witness Koivu’s “effort” trying to stop the empty-netter in game 3.

by Kim Jorn on Apr 23, 2009 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Koivu is LONG gone. Do you blame him tho? If I were him, I would run FAR away from Montreal.

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by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Koivu

has had a free pass for how long now?

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by Winkle on Apr 23, 2009 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes and no. He has had one, but the media is on him a lot, mainly for the language bullshit. As a player, you go out there to play and not worry about that crap.

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by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

aha

oh yes, the language thing

but I mean in terms of free pass on his inability to lead and set an example for his team

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by Winkle on Apr 23, 2009 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think he hears about it, but when it comes to on ice things, he gets let off the hook much more that compared to Sundin when he was here

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by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

i think...

a guy that goes through chemo during the season and comes back that same season to play the final games, helping his team secure the 8th seed, and then knock off the number one seed, has earned a free pass in my books…

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by blurr1974 on Apr 23, 2009 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

How many years ago was this?

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by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

dude...

go beat cancer, then we’ll talk.

he’s earned a little slack…

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by blurr1974 on Apr 23, 2009 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not trying to be a dick, but that was like 8 years ago.
Jason Blake has fought of his, you think Habs fans give him a break?

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by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

he’s earned a little slack…

of course! but he’s earned more than a little slack, he’s gotten complacent in the last couple of years because no one would dare criticize his lack of leadership

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by Winkle on Apr 23, 2009 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

fuck Habs fans...

i’m not anything like them.

Koivu is far classier a captain than that market deserves, and they show it by their obsession over trivial things like language.

i could care less what habs fans think of Blake.

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by blurr1974 on Apr 23, 2009 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agree with the classy part. I have no problem with Koivu as a player, and if he wasnt a Hab I would prolly respect him.
I just dont think he was ever that good of a captain and gets ripped into cuz he doesnt speak french which isnt fair

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by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

like i said.

he beat cancer.

he’s definitely got enough fight in him for me.

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by blurr1974 on Apr 23, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, he didnt have any of that fight in the last 4 games.

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by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

he’s definitely got enough fight in him for me.

Agreed, I’m just pointing out the fact that he hasn’t shown it lately

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by Winkle on Apr 23, 2009 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

that’s how a leader quits on his team…or describes a player that was never a leader

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 23, 2009 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was Alfredsson-esque.

by Kim Jorn on Apr 23, 2009 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Alfredsson doesnt quit
you have to be trying at one point to quit

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

That is why, Luke Schenn must be our next captain. You can see the kid has the heart, not like those two jerks

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by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

hell, grabbo has more heart than both of them combined

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ya but that kid is fuckin nuttered.

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by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

which is all awesome

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Grabbo would look great wearing an A on his sweater.

by general borschevsky on Apr 23, 2009 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

especially if he made it himself out of pineapple skin

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

@ Jared – Any player who leaves the Bell Center giving everyone the finger is GREAT in my eyes

@ GB- One day, just not yet. Schenn – C, Grabbo – A, Mitchell – A in 2 years would be fantastic for me

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by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

technically...

he gave them four fingers.

two peace signs… :)

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by blurr1974 on Apr 23, 2009 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

he just wanted to be friends

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

so...

Celine Dion just called, she says “hey (insert your name here.) i jus’ boot le can-ah-dyenz an’ need a general maynegur. can you ’elp oot?”

now what? anyone interested in trying to fix this team? where do you start? from the net out, any suggestions?

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by blurr1974 on Apr 23, 2009 11:35 AM EDT reply actions  

I politely tell her to take the job and shove it, and also suggest she retire.

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by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

and renounce her Canadian citizenship while she’s at it

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by Winkle on Apr 23, 2009 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

similar to the Leafs. Let the UFAs walk. Hand the team over to the younguns in the line up. Trade the assets you have left for young players.
I dunno that I’d replace Price. He needs less pressure, he should never have been anointed the next Roy last season. I have a feeling they’ll trade him away only to see him blossom and kick them out of the playoffs.

by Karina on Apr 23, 2009 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

agree on Price

I don’t think he’s as bad as some folks suggest.

he’s no Roy, never will be, but he’s got the tools to do a great job. he’s young is all. Still, they’ve got Halak, who’s no slouch himself.

sorry, i like playing armchair GM, and this team has got PLENTY of question marks around it to make it interesting to me.

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by blurr1974 on Apr 23, 2009 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agree, PRice is a very tallented young goalie, if he was on any team other than the Habs or Sens I would probably be a fan

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah. Keep Price. Keep Markov and probably make him captain. LaPierre, there’s a few other young guys that are OK to keep.
What ever happened to Chipchura?

by Karina on Apr 23, 2009 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

i want them to trade the farm for Lecavalier and not give him anyone to play with

that is the world i dream of

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

and

have Price run outta Montreal and the Leafs pick him up

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by Winkle on Apr 23, 2009 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh you know, the tits brothers and Latendresse are ahead of him of the depth chart.
You wonder why the Habs suck?

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by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

they’ll give the C to Latandress or Lapeirre because they are french

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

well...

if you’re the GM, who would you give it to?

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by blurr1974 on Apr 23, 2009 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

No one deserves it on team right now. If I had to, like Karina said somewhere, Markov

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by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

Markov’s the only Hab that I don’t hate.
I think they’ve got some good guys in Hamilton that deserve a chance, Chipchura being one of them. But aside from that, just strip the current personality out of the team (getting rid of the Kotstitsyns may be required) and start over.

by Karina on Apr 23, 2009 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

if not ridding...

at least breaking up the brothers, trade one of them.

personally, i’d dump them both. they’re dirty, and lightweight. what i like about grabbo is he hits anything, and never backs down, the boob brothers hide behind guys like komisarek and laruque.

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by blurr1974 on Apr 23, 2009 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

could work

Tucker didn’t straighten out until they got rid of Shane Corson

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by Winkle on Apr 23, 2009 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

it’s what they need…although I feel bad for the team that has to take one…

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 23, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Markov and Price are the only salvagable NHL ready players on that team. the rest are selfish, overhyped, dirty, or underacheiving in some cases all of the above

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Halak is salvageable too.

by Karina on Apr 23, 2009 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

ah yees Jaro iizzz good goaler, now that stoopisz bebeh price is out

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I will say

I loved it when Price put up his arms. It was his way of saying “Fuck you” to the crowd

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by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

if I was Price…I’d want out…off to a nice non-rabid fan base…Colorado…or such

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Colorado would be an excellent fit for him, Young team, no pressure, zero expectations after Raycrap

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

three A's?

or a rotating captain?

i’d go three A’s myself.

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by blurr1974 on Apr 23, 2009 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes, then we can nail them for copying us again!

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Another thing I hate about the Habs

If Koivu is out of the lineup, they put a C on Kovalev. I think that demeans Koivu as a captain.

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by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

i thought Kovalev was a UFA after this season?

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by blurr1974 on Apr 23, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes he is.
But this past season was quite confusing, since if Koivu was out, the Kovalev was captain.
Couldn’t just have three A’s or something.

by Karina on Apr 23, 2009 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Like EVERY other team does?

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by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

exactly!!!

by Karina on Apr 23, 2009 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

He is

I meant thats what they did through out the season

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by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

they didn’t want Koivu to be captain for years…but striping him of it would demean it worse

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 23, 2009 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

but

giving it to Kovalev, of all players?

by Karina on Apr 23, 2009 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I didn’t say they were wise to give to him…it’s just the fact they couldn’t strip Koivu of it fully…because it would be the first time that happened I think…Kovalev couldn’t lead that team, but he sure thinks he should…hence his biannual sucking…

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 23, 2009 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

whoever said that the true story behind Carbonneau’s firing is that Gainey made a choice between the Coach and Kovalev…. I think they’re right.
No way Kovalev deserved the C at any time. If you don’t want Koivu to keep it, give it to Markov.

by Karina on Apr 23, 2009 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Politics come WAY more into play than in Toronto

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by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Chipchura has stalled. He had 3 assists in 13 games with the Habs, got sent to Hamilton where he put up decent, but not great numbers (14 goals in 51 games). I think he’s got third line potential, but not much more.

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by mf37 on Apr 23, 2009 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

serious? That sucks. Do you think it’s the coaching or has he already topped out?

by Karina on Apr 23, 2009 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know. Over at lowetide, the oilers fans were quite big on Chipchura when he first got sent down and now they tend to hold him up as a player that’s trending in the wrong direction.

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by mf37 on Apr 23, 2009 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

interesting. Well, I still think they could give him a chance.

by Karina on Apr 23, 2009 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

i would...

i think between the Leafs and Habs, we’re seeing just how incredibly important the dressing room atmosphere is.

the Habs are obviously in need of an overhaul in that regard, just as the Leafs were. see if that helps him out. I don’t think he’s hit his ceiling yet.

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by blurr1974 on Apr 23, 2009 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s where Latendresse plays. The most overrated prospect I have ever seen. Kovalev was right!

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by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would not

replace Price, the kid has shown he has ample potential, he’s only 21 but let’s face it, the Habs didn’t handle him properly since last year’s playoffs

the way I see it, he showed what he could do, everyone in Montreal got excited prematurely and they threw him head-first into the frying pan, he held up for awhile but he started buckling (which is alright given his age and inexperience), instead of bring him back and giving him a chance to gather himself up again, they just kept him out there in the fire and the fans didn’t help

he’s definitely struggling, even in this year’s playoffs but by no means did he lose the series

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by Winkle on Apr 23, 2009 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

They have too many UFAs to let them all walk. Who the hell are they going to put on the ice next year?

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by Chemmy on Apr 23, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

not to mention

they do need to at least meet the cap floor.

i see them resigning Komisarek for sure.

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by blurr1974 on Apr 23, 2009 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

he fits right in

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yup, he is a piece of shit

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by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

if i were running the show...

i’d let Kovalev walk and throw some big money at Gaborik this summer, and then hope his hips/knees/groin holds out for at least 60% of the contract.

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by blurr1974 on Apr 23, 2009 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Likely him…but the fans will consider all things full fail unless Lecavalier ends up there…

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 23, 2009 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, and vinny wants NOTHING to do with montreal

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Do you blame him???

Briere didnt want anything to do with them either. Im seeing a pattern

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by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

when was the last time a big name free agent (over rated or not) signed in Montreal?

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did Kovalev sign or get traded there?

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by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

both

traded the season he was to become a UFA, and chose to re-sign

by Karina on Apr 23, 2009 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, but Kovalev be paper chasing

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

paper chasing?

by Karina on Apr 23, 2009 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

all about the money, i believe the Habs offered him the highest number of zeros

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

He does that. I hated that guy ever since he played for NYR

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by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

he signed for $4mill, he was a good deal.

by Karina on Apr 23, 2009 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont think anyone offered him more is what i ment

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Think Gaborik would be a terrible signing for anyone who’s looking for top-line forwards.

Monstrously injury-prone and shows no willingness to be a leader in the locker room. He’ll score at a fair clip, but 50 points in 40 games is still only 40 games for the $6m+ he’ll be looking for.

I’m all for the Habs signing him. Sure he’d beat up on us once a season, but it’d guarantee they wouldn’t win anything for at least 6 years.

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by article1 on Apr 23, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

But he had the magic surgery on both hips now. He’ll play at least 60-70 games. Someone might get a good deal on him if his agent wasn’t a fuckhead.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 23, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

He still has a groin made of play-doh.

And he still chases the dollar more than the silver.

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by article1 on Apr 23, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are correct

as far as I can tell, he has an off year, then an on year, and back again. He had an off year last year.

Although, trading Kovalev for Gaborik would be hilarious.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 23, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those guys are perfect examples of players who are infinitely better and more worthwhile in video games than real life.

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by article1 on Apr 23, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Video game players don’t get lazy….yet.

Get on it, EA! I want a “Heart” stat in NHL2010. Don Cherry can decide it. Let’s see it will be:

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 23, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

In NHL 09 Washington accepts the trade Gaborik for Ovechkin straight up. EA made a slight huge miscalculation there.

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by furcifer on Apr 23, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did ovechkin only have one leg?

p.s. playing NHL 09 is weird this year, sturm’s on the team again.
Last year with Bergeron, too.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 23, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

the Hamilton Bulldogs.

by Karina on Apr 23, 2009 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also I need to add

While playing poker last night, one of my best friends is a HUGE habs fan. We had the hockey game on while we were playing. Once they lost, I just loooked at him, shook his hand and kinda laughed at him. He told me to fuck off and proceeded to win the poker tourney. Bastard.

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by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 11:36 AM EDT reply actions  

you should have said “wow, you cleaned me out, are you sure your not a Bruins fan?”

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

or “Wow, now I know how Bob Gainey felt tonight”

by Karina on Apr 23, 2009 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I do believe

I said something to make fun of him.

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by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if he will put his winnings in on buying the Habs with Celine

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 23, 2009 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's a beautiful day, my friends...

Komisarek got knocked the fuck out, maaaan. (I have Lucic Lust.)

Carey Price sucks. Now the rest of the world finally knows it. The closest he’s ever going to get to being Patrick Roy was that mock salute he gave the crowd. Perhaps some time in the AHL is in store.

The lasting memory of Saku Koivu will be him getting outraced to a puck by Chuck Kobasew.

The lasting memory of Bob Gainey will be the smug look of defeat that was on his face as the game wound down.

A sweep at the hands of the Boston Bruins. Really, it’s a fucking glorious day.

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by eyebleaf on Apr 23, 2009 11:43 AM EDT reply actions  

I am gonna call it the best day of 2009 so far.

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by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

thus a spectacular evening…and today feels so good!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 23, 2009 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

What about the day Schenn crushed Malkin and then Wendel-ed Tyler Kennedy?

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by Chemmy on Apr 23, 2009 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Touche Mr. Chemmy.
I think we have our poll for the day!!

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by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

when Dominic Moore got traded?

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by furcifer on Apr 23, 2009 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

so...

think they’ll hire Doug Riseborough?

by Karina on Apr 23, 2009 11:59 AM EDT reply actions  

and hire Lemaire as coach! AHHAHAHA!!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 23, 2009 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hear JFJ is still looking for a GM job….

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

we could only wish

by Karina on Apr 23, 2009 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

that is full win…his name carries weight in Montreal…

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 23, 2009 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

His Dad played for Montreal. I say he’s a good fit. Just think. If JFJ had been hired by Montreal instead of Toronto?

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by furcifer on Apr 23, 2009 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know how much they love to hire former players

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by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

We should spread a bunch of rumours that the Leafs are looking into Koivu to see what kind of reaction we get. Montreal may explode.

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oh man…. that is evil

I like it

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahah!!! Let’s do it!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 23, 2009 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait a second here...

…with Komisarek out of the playoffs…does this mean his douchebaggedness is on team Canada for the worlds…that would suck!!!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 23, 2009 12:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, he is American so no

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by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

and Burke isnt a dummy

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank goodness.
I haven’t seen Canada add any players, but the US added Backes and Oshie

by Karina on Apr 23, 2009 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

we added Chris Mason…that’s why I asked

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 23, 2009 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahhh

hmm. I mean, I like Mason, but couldn’t we have waited till the other one was bounced from the playoffs?

by Karina on Apr 23, 2009 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m sure he will be the third goalie…or Price…hopefully Steve

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 23, 2009 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

TJ Oshie rocks.

St Louis were unlucky to be swept. They fought every inch of the way.

Unlike another team whose name escapes me…

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by article1 on Apr 23, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bobby’s JackHoles?

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 23, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Something like that.

Pseudo-French Genitalheads, maybe?

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by article1 on Apr 23, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think the Habs are as bad off as people suggest. Don’t get me wrong, I’m loving that they got knocked out in four, but…

Halak and Price is a great tandem in nets. Yes, Price may have issues but he’s still got enough upside to either sort it out in Montreal or be pretty decent trade bait if it comes to it (I don’t know if there’s ever been a time with so many teams needing goaltending. Demand is certainly high).

They also have lots of young talent signed to reasonable deals that can either make a go in Montreal or be packaged for a pretty nice return if Gainey feels the need to change the culture.

This may be the most economical free agency period in memory. Everyone knows the cap is shrinking, there are rumours of teams contracting. The Habs may be able to sign the guys they want to keep for reasonable dollars.

The biggest question mark in all of this is off-ice. Will the team be sold, will Gainey be retrained and can they find great French-speaking talent to run the bench and/or fill the GM’s role?

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by mf37 on Apr 23, 2009 12:09 PM EDT reply actions  

done right, the Habs have a chance to turn this around pretty quick.
but I doubt very much they will do it right

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Gainey’s gotta be gone. Whoever they hire as GM needs to be experienced, which is why I came up with Riseborough. Coach, well, I don’t think they should stick to a french speaking coach, that’s so narrow minded. What are they gonna do, the options are Mark Crawford, Bob Hartley and Michel Therrien. Whoever takes over that team needs to be bullheaded enough to stand up to the media, and I think we’ve got the best one for that kind of job here in Toronto.

by Karina on Apr 23, 2009 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure about Gainey. Maybe it’s because I’ve got a soft spot for the guy, but I don’t think he’s toast.

As for the coach, I completely agree it should be a merit hire, but it doesn’t work that way in Montreal. The new coach simply has to be completely bi-lingual. Full stop. There’s no other option for that franchise.

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by mf37 on Apr 23, 2009 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

he doesn't "have to be"

the market expects him to be.

Gainey should hire the best guy available and tell the media if they don’t like it, then piss off

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by blurr1974 on Apr 23, 2009 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not for anything

The coach HAS to be bi-lingual. It’s like an unwritten rule. It is ABSOLUTE bullshit, but thats life in Quebec

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by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only way the Habs could go with a unilingual coach is if the team was capable of going 74-8-0. They aren’t and therefore the coach will speak French or he won’t be considered as a candidate. Whether that’s right or wong is another matter.

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by mf37 on Apr 23, 2009 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

they could hire someone early this summer and he could learn french before the season starts.

by Karina on Apr 23, 2009 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not good enough. Saku has worked on his French but the media and some fans could care less.

They still think that they are the Flying Frenchmen even though that period is now 30 years past.

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by PPP on Apr 23, 2009 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crawford

did it when he became coach of the Nordiques. It’s the only reason he’s on a list of potential coaches the montreal media would consider.

by Karina on Apr 23, 2009 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would get 110% behind a Crawford hire just to get that awful squawk of a voice off HNIC.

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by mf37 on Apr 23, 2009 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh please, oh please let the Habs pick up Crawford. He’s a genius at the shootout.

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by Kerry Fraser on Apr 23, 2009 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

Good one. I hadn’t thought of that. Please let it happen.

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by PPP on Apr 23, 2009 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

There are some options. Not sure how much interest some of that cheap young talent will attract since, as you mentioned with Chipchura, some of it is trending downwards.

Gainey promised the fans a slow rebuild, tried to aim it towards a Cup this year, and sat pat for 2 straight trade deadlines. He has not been able to land a big UFA either. Slow and steady wins the playoff race but not the Cup.

Gainey will likely stick but his next coaching hiring is huge.

p.s. I wonder who Carbonneau will now coach to greater success than the Habs?

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by PPP on Apr 23, 2009 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

if the rumours are true at Brent Sutter wants to move back to Alberta, then I could see Carbonneau landing in New Jersey.

by Karina on Apr 23, 2009 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

imagine Sutter coaching the Oil…with his brother down the road in Calgary…

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 23, 2009 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

that would bring more life to the Battle of Alberta….

by Karina on Apr 23, 2009 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if the Katz ownership in Edmonton will allow the team to hire someone that didn’t play for the club in the 80s.

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by mf37 on Apr 23, 2009 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, Tambellini got hired….. or did he play for them at some point?

by Karina on Apr 23, 2009 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hear Ken Linseman is available. I wonder if he’d wear the safety goggles behind the bench.

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by PPP on Apr 23, 2009 12:42 PM EDT reply actions  

saw it and it's fantastic

I’m sitting here with my french prof and he read that and burst out laughing

"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Apr 23, 2009 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice!

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by PPP on Apr 23, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahahahahaha....

deep breath
hahahahahahahahaha….
I love it.

by Karina on Apr 23, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

BRAVO!

/standing ovation

Disappointed since 1984

by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice one, I have to say. As a habs fan, I’ve always liked the Anthropomorphic Mocking Numbers better when they were mocking the Sens though.

Oh, and it’s funny how that’s also the number of playoffs games played by the leafs since the lockout.

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by Grrrreg on Apr 23, 2009 1:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe so

However, the last 2 years, we knew we wouldnt be in the playoffs. We didn’t go around proclaiming that its “destiny” for our team to win.

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by leafer1984 on Apr 23, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s a good comeback ;)

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by PPP on Apr 23, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s all in good fun, the mocking numbers actually crack me up. :)
I love reading this site.

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by Grrrreg on Apr 23, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

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by PPP on Apr 23, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

and...

it also represents the number of cups any Canadian team has won since the lockout…

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by blurr1974 on Apr 23, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

or 93 for that matter which wasnt exactly yesterday

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

…and the number of inteligent Habs fans.

by Clawson on Apr 23, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

those two things are mutually exclusive

Wings fan by birth. Leafs fan by empathetic association.

by SkinnyFish on Apr 23, 2009 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch.

Thanks for stopping by. Also, you’re welcome to rebut anything we write in the comments as long as it’s halfway intelligent.

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by Chemmy on Apr 23, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is much more like the level of mockery I expected at the start of the day.

Good work Triple-P and Chemmy.

Must try harder Mattblack

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by article1 on Apr 23, 2009 2:08 PM EDT reply actions  

You haven’t seen anything yet ;)

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by PPP on Apr 23, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh my god as soon as Puck Daddy publishes our Habs eulogy your nipples are going to explode with delight.

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by Chemmy on Apr 23, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gif of the year goes to Kerry Fraser. +1

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by kidkawartha on Apr 23, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahahahahah!!! very nice!

Running over terribleness in search for something positive about the Leafs. Anything? Anyone?!

by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 23, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

needs more recs…

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by blurr1974 on Apr 23, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hilarious that Koivu thinks Price will win a Cup eventually and that he hopes he is with him when it happens.

Guess that means Gainey,Price and Koivu all end up in Minnesota.

JFJ for GM in montreal?? I for one would love that.

by wayne scarlett on Apr 23, 2009 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Fully bilingual….Why?? Quebec isn’t,so why is that an unwritten rule??

Lemaire says he is retiring…so he is out.
Hartley is a piece of shit,so he would fit in nicely.

As for GM….Risebrough…maybe.

And here is a thought.What about Larry Robinson for coach? And maybe Steve Shutt for GM?

by wayne scarlett on Apr 23, 2009 3:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Lemaire isn’t fully bilingual. He can’t read or write.

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by Chemmy on Apr 23, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

well half the population of montreal cant write at all, so he shouldnt be held to that standard

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

See. With anyone else I’d assume they meant, ’can’t read or write another language’ and not just that they can’t read or write at all.

With you, I’m less sure.

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by article1 on Apr 23, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

was it Jacques Demers that couldn’t read.

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Apr 23, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, you’re right. Jaques Demers couldn’t read.
Jaques Lemaire is completely literate.
Except in playing offensive hockey.

by Karina on Apr 23, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Wait. There are three zones? When did they give the other team a goal? Has that always been there?”

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by article1 on Apr 23, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

No. They’re BOTH illiterate.

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by Chemmy on Apr 23, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s true! I’ve seen him!

Mike Russo in minnesota can’t stop talking about how great of an interview quip lemaire gives. I wouldn’t mind him taking on the montreal media.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 23, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brent Sutter will go home to Red Deer for the summer,and weigh his options.He will take over the Oilers bench before he goes to calgary.Besides,his brother will be fired out of cowtown in the next week or so anyway,so why would he want to try to clean up Darryls’ mess?

by wayne scarlett on Apr 23, 2009 3:23 PM EDT reply actions  

You know,if he wasn’t (sadly) fighting for his life again,I could see Pat Burns back in Montreal,with Pat Quinn as the GM.That is what they need.A no nosense coach and a grouch as the GM.One thing for sure …..they would trade and draft to get bigger and tough in a hurry.Notice I didn’t say tougher.Creampuffs is what they are until someone comes in and blows everything up to start over again.

And this 1993 crap is still annoying.The ’Abs last legit Cup was 30 years ago.
They would have lost to the Leafs in 93 and they faced calgary in 86 only thanks to Steve Smith.

by wayne scarlett on Apr 23, 2009 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate to say it, but every cup win is legitimate. If the Leafs had to beat an all-girls minor atom team to win the cup, I’d take it and be one of the first ones down at the parade route celebrating.

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by mf37 on Apr 23, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

too bad the sens are in the Leafs division and that cant happen

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

ZING!

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by mf37 on Apr 23, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

He shoots! He scores!

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by article1 on Apr 23, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

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