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In search of sisu weeble

To recap, Grabbo weeble is a likeable hockey player in a large North American city. He wobbles but rarely falls down.

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After a stellar rookie season, he returns a hero to his native country. Parades are launched in his honour and Grabbo weeble day is declared

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But Grabbo quickly tires of the celebrity life

and a downward spiral of debauchery ensues

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Grabbo consults with the hockey oracle of Minsk

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The oracle tells him to seek out sisu weeble to find the true meaning of life. It is rumoured that sisu weeble goes by the alias of Saku and is keen on giving advice to other hockey players. Grabbo sets out on his pilgrimage to sisu weeble's last known home in Montréal.

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Grabbo feels uneasy in a place that looks so familiar, like he's been here before

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Sisu weeble is not to be found, apparently disappearing after the season that was

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While still at the rink, Grabbo happened upon team ownership

they told him that sisu weeble had retired sometime during the season and had returned to his native land. Grabbo hopped on the first plane out, as team ownership seemed happy to see him go.

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Weeble searched sisuville in vain for his guru

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After a furious search, Grabbo finds Sisu weeble at a baltic resort

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The guru responds that Grabbo should retire to the good life like he did halfway through last season. It is important however, to always look emotionally distraught when talking to the media so they don't find out about your stategy.

Grabbo is unsure how to respond

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More troubled than ever, Grabbo returns to his native land.

to be continued....

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