In search of sisu weeble
by blue with age on Apr 23, 2009 1:21 PM EDT
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PrintTo recap, Grabbo weeble is a likeable hockey player in a large North American city. He wobbles but rarely falls down.
After a stellar rookie season, he returns a hero to his native country. Parades are launched in his honour and Grabbo weeble day is declared
But Grabbo quickly tires of the celebrity life
and a downward spiral of debauchery ensues
Grabbo consults with the hockey oracle of Minsk
The oracle tells him to seek out sisu weeble to find the true meaning of life. It is rumoured that sisu weeble goes by the alias of Saku and is keen on giving advice to other hockey players. Grabbo sets out on his pilgrimage to sisu weeble's last known home in Montréal.
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Grabbo feels uneasy in a place that looks so familiar, like he's been here before
Sisu weeble is not to be found, apparently disappearing after the season that was
While still at the rink, Grabbo happened upon team ownership
they told him that sisu weeble had retired sometime during the season and had returned to his native land. Grabbo hopped on the first plane out, as team ownership seemed happy to see him go.
Weeble searched sisuville in vain for his guru
After a furious search, Grabbo finds Sisu weeble at a baltic resort
The guru responds that Grabbo should retire to the good life like he did halfway through last season. It is important however, to always look emotionally distraught when talking to the media so they don't find out about your stategy.
Grabbo is unsure how to respond
More troubled than ever, Grabbo returns to his native land.
to be continued....
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I am going to go ahead and call this my favourite series of posts on the internet.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
that tube sumo thing looks amazing fun
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on Apr 23, 2009 2:00 PM EDT reply actions
Hahahah!
Go Grabbo Go! Love it…can’t wait til the next part
Running over terribleness in search for something positive about the Leafs. Anything? Anyone?!
by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 23, 2009 2:01 PM EDT reply actions
Soon,
there will be Grabbo’s ultimate revenge. And many other chapters, hopefully.
"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09
This narrative fucking rocks
And you couldn’t have picked a more intrepid hero.
by Grabovski's better than you think on Apr 23, 2009 3:23 PM EDT reply actions
Rec'd!!!!!!!!!!!1
A Toronto sports blog, where we unequivocally and unapologetically support the home team, and Mats Sundin, the GREATEST TORONTO MAPLE LEAF EVER...
PLAYOFFS!!!!1
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