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The Suffer-o-meter (Or How Much Do My Teams Suck?)

So being fans of the Toronto Maple Leafs, we all know our lives suck. Yet across the wide world of sports we all branch out and support different teams in different sports. Thus, I have asked myself a question of who exactly among us has been forced to suffer the most. I present to you the Suffer-o-meter! Rules to determine your score are below, and remember the lower your score the more your life sucks...

Negative Points

-1 Points for Every Year since your team last won a Championship

-2 Points for Every Year In A Row your team has failed to make the Playoffs

-5 Points for Every Time your Most Hated Rival has knocked your out of the Playoffs

-5 Points for Every Time your Most Hated Rival has won a Championship since your team last won a Championship

-10 Points for Every Time your Most Hated Rival has beaten you for a Championship since your team last won a Championship

 

Positive Points

+25 Points for Every Championship Won in the Past Year

+10 Points for Every Championship Won in the Past 10 Years

+5 Points for Every Championship Won in the Past 25 Years

+5 Points for Every Time your team has beaten your Most Hated Rival in the Playoffs in the Past 10 Years

+2 Points for Every Year in a Row your team has made the Playoffs

 

Soccer Rules

-5 Points for Every Time You've Been Demoted Since your Last Championship

Include the Highest Division of your team's country leagues and the Champions League as Championships

If your Most Hated Rival Came in 1st in a League and you were 2nd count that as Playoffs Points and vice versa

If your Most Hated Rival Knocked You Out of the Champions League count that as Playoff Points and vice verse

 

My Scores

Toronto Maple Leafs: -102

Manchester City: -186

Toronto Blue Jays: -38

Toronto Raptors: -16

Carolina Panthers: -12

Total: -354

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