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Leafs @ Flyers: It's All Been Done.

Toronto Maple Leafs at Philadelphia Flyers, Apr 3, 2009 7:00 PM EDT


Hello darlings. Isn't this all a bit familar, Flyers again. Now what kind of cheap trick am I going to do for this thread? I got nothing....oh wait I think I got it.

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HECK YES THE FLYING V.

Fact: people sometimes hate me at hockey because I will scream: FLYING V. I think the Leafs should continue the fun and beat the Flyers once again, just because I dislike the Philly jerseys that much. Just a reminder; Philly sushi rolls and Philly cheese steaks are delicious. Not delicious is Hartnell's mangy hair which Pierre McGuire informed me hasn't been cut in 17 months. Or washed either.

This is your period one game thread. Please do SPG. And no gross bug pictures.

 

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those crafty Islandics

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 6:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck the Flyers

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PLAYOFFS!!!!1

by eyebleaf on Apr 3, 2009 6:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Word

F@#$#@k them right in their ears.

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahah!!

then they will have brain babies!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 3, 2009 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

they’d need to have brains first

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

braiiiinnnnnnnnssss!

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by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I figure the vacate area in the skulls would work as an approximate womb…isn’t that they grow their fanbase?

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 3, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was gonna go with the zombie angle, you get bitten, you become infected

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

zombies always win…they are comedy gold

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 3, 2009 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I made a Schenn wallpaper if anyone wants it; http://i44.tinypic.com/mkkylk.jpg

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 3, 2009 6:37 PM EDT reply actions  

warning: may cause panty meltage

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by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotcha, underwear off everyone!

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m way ahead of you, Jared.

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

wooo, pants party!

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

very cool

good job wrap!

"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Apr 3, 2009 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi blurr!

And yes, nicely done Wrap!

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes...

…it’s great…that linesman is so hitting on Luke too!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 3, 2009 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

And yeah, great job. I saved it.

by Godd Till on Apr 3, 2009 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

the Sharks players are way jealous

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by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome job, wrap. It’s going up on my Schenn Shrine. All I need is some blood from his victim and it’ll be complete.

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by bkblades on Apr 3, 2009 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

An email I sent to Chemmy;

If Schenn can punch the blood out of 4.56 men in one hour and Wendel Clark can punch the blood out of 8.2 men in one hour; how many men can they demolish in one hour and 45 minutes? Show your work.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 3, 2009 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

bonus points for totaling the amount of blood punched out in liters

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chemmy’s answer:

(4.56+8.2)*1.75 = 22.33. That 23rd guy would only be 1/3rd demolished so the answer is 22

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 3, 2009 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

since math isnt my thing, I’ll give it to him

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

the best part is that is 125.05 litres of blood too…

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 3, 2009 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a trick question. Men donate blood to Wendel, so the answer would be: how many Wendel decides to leave standing on that particular day.

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by bkblades on Apr 3, 2009 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wendel Clark can punch the blood out of 8.2 men in one hour

I assume the .2 man is Bettman?

by lordosis on Apr 3, 2009 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah, thats the guy who was hit by a Wendel punch shockwave

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wendel punch shockwave...

….causes a solar flare

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 3, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sportsnet

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by bkblades on Apr 3, 2009 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes sir!

I can follow instructions very well.

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have trouble commenting on your pages, unless I go for the anonymous route.

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by bkblades on Apr 3, 2009 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Commenting is a bit borked right now. Please go the anonymous route if you want. We love comments.

by Godd Till on Apr 3, 2009 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awright

Mabel and I both commented. I EXPECT NO LESS FROM THE REST OF YOU

by Godd Till on Apr 3, 2009 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno Godd

We’re possibly way more awesome than the rest of them.

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, I was a longtime commenter, so my awesomeness knows no bounds. My stupidity, however…

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by bkblades on Apr 3, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey…I made an appearance!

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by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your awesome old-timey comments are making the last hour of work fly by.

by Godd Till on Apr 3, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

even I commented….and I’m new to the interwebs and their evil!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 3, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a hilarious cranky-old-man letter at home. It reads in part “I’ll go online when I can download a haircut.”

by Godd Till on Apr 3, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve been drinking since noon and just put up a comment over at le bloc du cox (which is looking strangely blue and white). I’m hopeful it was marginally cogent.

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by mf37 on Apr 3, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

coherency is highly over rated

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

You've been drinking since noon?

Wow. I got me some catching up to do then. Time to get serious.

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Keith Premeau

donates his concusion riddled brain to science.

SCIENCE!

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 6:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Not to be Captain Bringdown, but this issue isn’t going away, especially in football. It’s quite a sad story.

Although I did laugh (and feel bad, so I’m not evil!) when Kypreos said he retired early and I thought immediately because he finally realized how crappy he was as a player.

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by bkblades on Apr 3, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still think that was the reason he retired, the concussion was just a scapegoat

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

no kidding...

…when he retired a concussion was cured with smelling salts, a case of beer post game…and an ice pack

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 3, 2009 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is with commercials pretending Hyundais are sexy? Are people buying this?

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 6:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Their sales have been steadily increasing in the North American market, so maybe not sexy, but sensible? Maybe the name reminds them of a long lost international one-night stand?

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by bkblades on Apr 3, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

hyundai has come leaps andbounds, and is actually putting out good cars now for the first time in their history, but they shouldnt try and market a compact hatchback with phrases like “going out together has never looked so good”

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

That commercial just irritates me to no end. Why is the woman scoffing at the guy for hugging his children?

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by bkblades on Apr 3, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love the happy Burke montage

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Go Leafs Go!

Disappointed since 1984

by leafer1984 on Apr 3, 2009 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

GERBERZERKER!

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Gerber SMASH!

Disappointed since 1984

by leafer1984 on Apr 3, 2009 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's wreck this place!

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I bet Hanson starts

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by leafer1984 on Apr 3, 2009 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

he’s put on the foil…so he’s ready

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 3, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

yay, go new guy!

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

No Pierre McGuire! This game is already ahhhhmazing.

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Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 3, 2009 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

too much risk of him trying to molest Bozak or Hanson…

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 3, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hate him sooooo much

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was the only one who noticed him absolutely gush over Schenn last week against the Caps. Schenn was sitting beside him and he was like, “You have SO much potential!!”

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by leafer1984 on Apr 3, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love the fact that next year, there is a chance we wont know who half the players are

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by leafer1984 on Apr 3, 2009 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

so like this season then?

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

More so!!

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by leafer1984 on Apr 3, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

“who is that Schenn kid?”
“Luke?”
“no, the other one”

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

that kinda scares me…I have abandonment issues….

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by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Captian Morgan will never leave you

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honestly tho, how many ‘fixtures’ do you want to keep for next year?

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luke Schenn

that is all

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grabs? Kulemin?

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by leafer1984 on Apr 3, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want em back, but they havnt yet proven themselves as fixtures

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, that makes sense

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by leafer1984 on Apr 3, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just hope I get people I can actually write about, some personality wouldn’t kill them

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by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

It'll be okay LD

If Stajan and his eyes leave, you’ll find someone new. I promise.

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will find someone besides Stajan. He’s been a real bum as of late…

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by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

You will find someone else. I know you will. And he’ll kick socks better than Matty ever did.

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

hell, he may even kick pants!

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

or throw a sweater!

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by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

and he won’t get hurt from a soccer ball in the face

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by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Last name Hanson… Auto-Fan Favorite

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Luke Schenn hates bad hair
Hartnell is a dead man!

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

well poopy

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Too much running around by the Leafs.

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by bkblades on Apr 3, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Gah!

This is not the way to start the game, guys…

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

the ref helped the flyers offense, play a pick on stemps :P

by aki berg fan club on Apr 3, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

As long as the Leafs win tomorrow, they can suck the rest of the season.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I agree

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where are we right now?

6th from bottom? I’ve been at a conference all week.

How did Hanson look on his first shift?

by Godd Till on Apr 3, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Big, he looked big

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

and steady…nothing flashy yet

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 3, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did he touch the puck?

by Godd Till on Apr 3, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

decent possitioning, but he really never got the chance to do anyting

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

7th or 8th

I believe

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by leafer1984 on Apr 3, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

7th ish i think

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to see the leafs make Price cry tomorrow.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

again

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some more.

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

he stopped?

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 3, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grabbo owns the Habs, it is glorious

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eventually you have to, even if you want to keep crying. Your body just can’t take it any more. I assume he’s hit that point.

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yah, but not shaky-voice we got swept out of the playoffs crying. I want “My childhood dog just died” waterworks.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha, rookie lap

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

where?(eager eyes)

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by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

stupid hobbit

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

UGHHHHH>

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 3, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

For those drinking; take another shot.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 3, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

you got it boss

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m drinking beer, that OK?

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

bust out the funnel

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

dear god, these flyers jerseys are horrific too

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn, Flyers goal by Claude Giroux. Again, defensive breakdown on a very harmless looking rush.

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by bkblades on Apr 3, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

damn...

….to the heavy stuff

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 3, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

stemps is having a very shitty game

by aki berg fan club on Apr 3, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

At least we are noticing him tonight.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, he’s like 347 years old, if you listen to Cox.

by Godd Till on Apr 3, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who the F*#@! listens to Cox?

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Little known Stemp fact…he invented the crossbow…

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 3, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thought that was Chelios

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stemp fact: His high school yearbook is signed “Have a great summer! Christopher Columbus”

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by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stemp fact: He sold sandals to Jesus

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 3, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

When Stemps was a rookie

History books referred to the American Civil War as “trouble ahead”

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

when Stemps was a rookie, his whole family got killed by Visigoths

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by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

we Canadians make great japanese cars

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

We don’t make the cars, just put them together.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

but were PROUD to do it!!

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, right now ‘grateful’ is probably more accurate..

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

well I’m just listening to what the commercial told me

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

domo!

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

arigato?

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

The most exciting play in hockey – two minutes for a puck over the glass. Does it get any better than this?

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by mf37 on Apr 3, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

i am rivited

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why does everyone on the opposing team

Need to raise their hand when it goes over the glass?

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by leafer1984 on Apr 3, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

They have a question….

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

the need to go baffroom?

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by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gagne with another one.

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by bkblades on Apr 3, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Great Start

to this game.

eh?

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by Archimedies on Apr 3, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

well...

ain’t this wonderful

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 3, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I am clearly going to need more gin

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

do you own stock in a gin company or something?

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh. No, I don’t. I drink enough of it that I really should though.

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

2-0?!?!?

What the heck?
CUJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

3

Isnt it?

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by Archimedies on Apr 3, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is now

boooooooooooooo

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

What’s the over/under on how many fans will bring tin foil to the next home game?

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

10000

Disappointed since 1984

by leafer1984 on Apr 3, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

13500

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 3, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

you mean, more than normally?

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by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Imagine if Toskala was in net

They ranting and raving

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by leafer1984 on Apr 3, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

FOR THE FUCK OF SHIT. Really?

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 3, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Creative use of profanities, my hat is off to you

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you. I try to keep it fresh.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 3, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

its not gone well…..

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Considering that Gerber was suspended, he wasn’t allowed to practice with the team, right? So why wouldn’t Wilson not consider that Gerber is likely very rusty?

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by bkblades on Apr 3, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

also...

Gerber isn’t very good

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

GERBERZERKER

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nearer to 5th, my friends, nearer to 5th

Although yeah, it’s always nice to beat Philly.

by Godd Till on Apr 3, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

I hate philly. I hate it more when they kill the Leafs.

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it is highly unlikely that we can get to 5th. 6th is very much in play, tho!

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

i say go for broke

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can live with that.

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Already in

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by Archimedies on Apr 3, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh

now this is just going to get worse, isn’t it?
stupid sportsnet… no online feed :(

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Death to sportsnet… and Center ice for not carrying the sportsnet feed in my area.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought center ice got you all the games, isnt that how they advertise?

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blessing In Disguise

This game isn’t much to see.

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by Archimedies on Apr 3, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait

found one, I dunno if I wanna watch.

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m watching a feed now, not so good.

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/hockey-live

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I found one, very choppy.
Still.

I hate it when we lose to Philly. They are high in my hierarchy of hated teams.

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’re definitely in my top 3.

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by bkblades on Apr 3, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

same

behind only the Sens and Habs

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Karina

I heard tell that Shaw lets you add all the other Sportsnet subscriptions to your cable for like 2.99 a month. Have you ever heard that?

by Godd Till on Apr 3, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

no....

I will ask my hubby as he’s a cable contractor and should know such things…

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cool, let me know. I emailed them today, no word so far.

by Godd Till on Apr 3, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Put in Kolzig next… I know he is hurt, but what the hell.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I’d like to see if Schenn can be goal.

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Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 3, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’d just tim thomas every guy who came in on him

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ian White!

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by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

when he makes a save...

…somewhere a senator’s fan spills his beer

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 3, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

You just want to combine your Schenn-love with your Goalie-love to make some sort of super crush.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s the best of all possible worlds.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 3, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

wrap, your head would explode with awesomeness

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by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love rum, here it goes down, down into my belly

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Well so far Cujo is stopping the bleeding…

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Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 3, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

and Schenn

will soon cause bleeding for the flyers…

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hartnell is going down.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 3, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe he can wash his hair on the ice.

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by bkblades on Apr 3, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cujo’s has a history here in Philly. All we need is ’Beezer in net on the other end to complete Flashback Friday Frenzy with the Flyers.

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by bkblades on Apr 3, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Beezer?

I was thinking Chechmanek…

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

ew

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

he

was sucky and yet hilarious at the same time

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

the most commical goalie ever was Irbe, he was terrible but always managed to win

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate him

2002…. of all the years for him to get hot… why 2002??

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I must say, i do like watching Thomas now. He is hilarious. Kinda like Chechmanik but somehow better

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thomas

I hear he’s signed an extension in Boston…

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s a lot of dough for a 36 year old.

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by bkblades on Apr 3, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

how much?

I haven’t seen numbers

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

4 years at $20 million.

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by bkblades on Apr 3, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

that’s a lot… and gonna come back to bite them

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would rather think so.

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by bkblades on Apr 3, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Irbe was also pretty good in 1993. He thrives in that underdog role.

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by bkblades on Apr 3, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

and that year with the sharks… 96 was it?

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed

At least the Leafs beat Vanbriesbrouk with Yuskie and Markov showing us how crazy can be good.

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by bkblades on Apr 3, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish there was a bar called McAnnigans

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

best bar ever

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by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

what's the bar

right across the road from Maple Leaf Gardens?

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

the one with all the goofy shit on the walls and mozzerella sticks?

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by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh

I have less than clear memories since every trip resulted in me getting too drunk for my own good…

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who calls Hanson a bust first, WCH or Cox?

Disappointed since 1984

by leafer1984 on Apr 3, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

the Sens fan I worked with this morning

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe Berger already called that one

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

@ Jared – Did you Jared Smash them?

@ Say – Not surprised

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by leafer1984 on Apr 3, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was tempted, but when everyone is wearing guns, not a good idea
I jsut asked him how far he thought the sens were gonna go in the post this year

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I HATE THIS BOSTON PIZZA COMMERCIAL!!

Disappointed since 1984

by leafer1984 on Apr 3, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate all Boston Pizza commercials

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

If they are going to play a commercial, lets see Sergei Puckisin again

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grabbo Hair > Hartnell Hair

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Because he washes his hair.

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Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 3, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

A shriveled mop > Hartnell Hair

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by bkblades on Apr 3, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mike Ricci Hair > then everyone

Disappointed since 1984

by leafer1984 on Apr 3, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mike Ricci = ugliest man in proffesional hockey ever

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not ugly in the Fugly sort of way, ugly in the ‘holy shit he is scary looking’ kind of way.

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

With the best hockey hair evr

Disappointed since 1984

by leafer1984 on Apr 3, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don’t think this game is worth my time…

i think i’d rather go load the dishwasher.

"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Apr 3, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm

letting it fill my time until the hubby’s home.
Then we’re off to the Giant’s game!!!!!

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right!

I hope they play way better than the Leafs are tonight. Have fun!

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

will do

Evander Kane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh wait….
wrap’s not around is she>

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Evander Kane for Leafs

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by bkblades on Apr 3, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're leaving?

What kind of wussiness is that?

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Timmonin

injured by Jon F&*@^king Mitchell

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

If that guy was still on the Preds, Nashville wins hands-down with the best defensive core in the league.

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by bkblades on Apr 3, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

if only

that team had the money to go with the incredible management team they have

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

john fuckin mitchell fuckin flyer shit up!

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by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

4-0

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by bkblades on Apr 3, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I haven’t seen a goal that ugly since my kids’ last mite game. Maybe Wilson can talk to the NHL about moving to timed shifts and having the score clock turned off.

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by mf37 on Apr 3, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice goal by Kubina

too bad it was our net

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by blurr1974 on Apr 3, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

and shiiiit

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh sweet mother of god

This is just going to get heinous. I may not have enough gin.

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

there is only one way to find out

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is our net regulation?

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

yes

our goalie isn’t

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The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Apr 3, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

SOOOOOO MUCH BLOOOOOOOOD.

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Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 3, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

BLOOOOOOOOOOD!

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hartnell

has 30 goals???
Joke!!!!

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Hartnell only has 20, his hair has 10.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our goalie should just skate to centre ice and take a dump.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

that

would be incredibly awesome.

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

5-0

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by bkblades on Apr 3, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

er…..

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

sadjnv
aiodurvna
vnw
eVN
weripv
erahwgbinwegb
piew4v ≤≥nt 4 t8 n9]9

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Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 3, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

KOLZIG! KOLZIG!

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

This is not even funny anymore

Disappointed since 1984

by leafer1984 on Apr 3, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Lee Stempniak Rookie Card

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by mf37 on Apr 3, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Funny as shit!

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahahahahahahaha

please send that to Cox

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahahhaahh!!!

awesome!!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 3, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

According to Cox, Fletcher is the guy from Beyond the Crypt.

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by bkblades on Apr 3, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can someone call a doctor. I don’t feel so good…

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Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 3, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Keep drinking!

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate how they are desecrating a good Pennywise song, they are so rare

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Thinking the exactt same thing

Disappointed since 1984

by leafer1984 on Apr 3, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

and now

you see why Burke promised you all that playing time right away…

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, that goal horn?

Is not appropriate. You’re up by four, and you let the horn go like you’ve clinched a playoff series? Tacky, Philly. Very, very tacky.

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

it's Philly

tacky’s all they know

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

But I keep hoping they’ll prove me wrong one of these days. I’m not holding my breath.

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Leafs are lucky they haven’t thrown car batteries at them yet.

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by bkblades on Apr 3, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

ya know...

i think i figured out the Leafs problem.

our goalies suck. and our d. and our forwards.

what a way to welcome hanson to the league.

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by blurr1974 on Apr 3, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Bozak going ‘WTF did I do!’

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

the Leafs are just setting the stage so hanson can score 6 for the win right?
RIGHT???

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

uh..

yes……………..

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Put away the rum Jared… put away the rum

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by leafer1984 on Apr 3, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

NEVER!

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then slow down, you are saying some CRAZY stuff

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by leafer1984 on Apr 3, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

but I always say crazy stuff, its sort of my thing

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

Disappointed since 1984

by leafer1984 on Apr 3, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

LUUUUUKE

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 3, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Saw that coming

There will be a round 2

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by leafer1984 on Apr 3, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes, there will be. Much too short with no clear outcome.

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by bkblades on Apr 3, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luke will not be so kind next time

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Schenners

Is like 500 times better looking than Hartnell

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by Archimedies on Apr 3, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

a muffin, 200 times better looking than Hartnell

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

your mom, 200 times better looking than Hartnell
/oh snap

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by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

My mom is at least 400 times better looking than Hartnell, I’ll have you know.

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was supposed to be Jared’s mom. I’m sure your mom is a classy lady

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by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

my mom is pure class, and she rules with an iron rolling pin

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thusly

Schenn is 300 times better looking than a muffin

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by Archimedies on Apr 3, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

but is he TASTIER than a muffin?

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by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lets get serious

OBVIOUSLY

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by Archimedies on Apr 3, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

but that’s cannibalism, and that’s taboo in this society….

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by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not kidding – has Cujo stopped a shot yet?

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by mf37 on Apr 3, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

2 more loses and he ties Gump Worsley for most , right?

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Leafs have to score 3 tonight for Cujo to get tagged with the loss. Don’t know if they have that in them.

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by mf37 on Apr 3, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t punch him in the chiahead, nothing vital there

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

MAYERS

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 3, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Schenn must be so tired after this season.

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I know I am

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

he deserves a vacation somewhere sunny with drinks that have little umbrellas in them after the season’s over.

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

with Alicia?
Wait, no.
He needs a hot famous girlfriend. Ideas?

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

who ever theyd have to fight Mabel Wrap and Domi for him

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tickets will be charged for this kind of action.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Apr 3, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does this mean we can post pics?

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Apr 3, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alicia who?

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cuthbert…. y’know… she likes young NHL defensemen…….

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

isn’t that spelled differently?

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOOO FISTICUFFS!

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

at least someone put on the foil tonight!

Running over terribleness in search for something positive about the Leafs. Anything? Anyone?!

by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 3, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

wilson rocking a wicked shirt and tie combo

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

wilson

going to tear some paint off the walls in between periods…

"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Apr 3, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

LAter everyone

One day, when Bozak and Hanson are Cup winners with the Leafs, they will tell the story of “the first game after a signed, we lost 22-0” with a laugh and a smile. KEEP THE FAITH

by Godd Till on Apr 3, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Philly with as many goals as leafs have shots

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

And about a 40% success rate on their shots

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cujo 2 goals on 5 shots
Gerber 3 goals on 9 shots

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by mf37 on Apr 3, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

ooooooooooooh

Ovie and LeBron make nice….
they so need to do commercials with the two of them to cross promote the NHL and NBA…

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

As long as the commercial has Lebron charging down the court preparing to shoot, and Ovie runs up and checks him to the hardwood. That would be cool

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

that’s how I always envisioned it in my head….

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

ovie scores a goal and then jumps against the backboard

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

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