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Leafs @ Flyers: Second Period Style (now with more band aids).


In the words of Jeremy Clarkson; THIS HAS NOT GONE WELL. Seriously, I might die. I advise everyone drinking to stop. We don't have enough body bags. 

Period two. Woooo.

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nah, I think I’ll keep drinking

by Its Cold In Here on Apr 3, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

that

is one awesome picture.

Also, Cuthbert’s first name is spelled differently, but I can’t remember how….

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Elisha?

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

there

we go… I thought there was an SH in there..

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

wooooo

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I should start drinking. Hell, even my soc paper is starting to look more interesting and less painful than this game is

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

If that gun shoots better than the Leafs, I say we trade a 2nd rounder for it.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Apr 3, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

But if I stop drinking

how will I get through the rest of the game?

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s a really good question…Hugging a puppy?

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 3, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no animals in the vicinity

to either hug or kick.

Any other ideas?

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eating chocolate always seems to improve my wife’s mood.

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I ALWAYS have chocolate in the house

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

There might not be enough chocolate in the world to help this

Also, I have none on hand.

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

i just have a ton of rum, who wants to do shots?

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do! I do!

But Wrap wants us to not drink…

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

its ok, I wont tell

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cool

(should we be whispering?)

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Need a hug?

I can be there in 10 minutes

Disappointed since 1984

by leafer1984 on Apr 3, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tempting...

10 minutes, you say?

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry not tonite, raincheck?

Disappointed since 1984

by leafer1984 on Apr 3, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fine, raincheck.

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOOOO HOOO!!!
Sorry I’m headed out with my buddies.

Disappointed since 1984

by leafer1984 on Apr 3, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sigh. I’ll just be here, alone…

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

physical violence always helps me, although I am fast running out of things to throw.

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rottweiler is too big to throw, I have tried and she doesn’t like it.

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

my old lab liked it, he used to want to be thrown into water

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sasha is 120lbs, not throwing material

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

(my dog, not my wife, don’t get confused)

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah, mine was only 88

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Throwing things you say? Hmmmm…. I could do that, but like you, I have limited items to toss. I’d likely run out.

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

this photo of Ian white is hypnotizing me…http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v340/musicismybf/loverwhite.jpg

he’s so furry and huggable.

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Furry? Yes.

I’m undecided about the huggable part.

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

he has an odd expression, like he’s got a secret…a sexy secret to hide from the cameraman

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see what you’re saying… and you may have convinced me.

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, I can’t stop looking at it…he’s up to something.

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is. But whatever it is, it certainly doesn’t involve playing good hockey tonight.

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, that is from an interview from a few months ago, so I don’t know what he was thinking

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

He looks like he’s thinking dirty things too. You don’t take that home to mother.

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, it’s certainly something dirty in his head…

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm out

gonna dvr the game, and should the score become interesting, i’ll watch it tomorrow.

have fun gang

"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Apr 3, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Bye blurr!

Have fun!

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

peace out homeslice

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

laters

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

adios

Running over terribleness in search for something positive about the Leafs. Anything? Anyone?!

by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 3, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 3, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

That vid never gets old

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

RAAAR!

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's me. right now.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 3, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is a lovely version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfQWnJF8qXM

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 3, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

C’mon Christian, skate by the flyers bench with the blade of your stick up!

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

old time hockey!

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

GERBERZERKER!

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Again, huh? Cujo hurt or did the Leafs find out they won’t be getting senior discounts?

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by bkblades on Apr 3, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gerberzerker wanted back in, there is no saying no to Gerberzerker

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is from Switzerland, they are all kinda crazy there…. they did invent that funky army knife.

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, there is something that is just not right about all that neutrality

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least with Evil, you know where you stand…I hate Neutrals, with their non threatening ways

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

as with all fence sitters, you know they got a post up their ass about something

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stajan faceplant!

Oh noes!

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

My Face!!!1

Running over terribleness in search for something positive about the Leafs. Anything? Anyone?!

by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 3, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

He aint so pretty now!

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Stajan likes boards very much, is makeout time!

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Bowen, how can they quit, they haven’t even started yet!

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

they have not yet begun to suck!

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

ohhhhhhh….he saw I was falling out of love with his face and his soft, warm turnovers and decided to end it all? So DRAMATIC!

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyways people, I will see you all tomorrow or something, Im out.
GO Leafs, Go!

Disappointed since 1984

by leafer1984 on Apr 3, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Later

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Night!

Have fun!

Newly appointed Awesome/Gin Division Head
I will try to use this power only for good, but I make no promises.

by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

toodles

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

They are just trying to get all the ‘suck’ out in one game

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, I’m watching Summer and her hot terminator body right now. Much prettier than this “game”.

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by bkblades on Apr 3, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

she should date Luke Schenn, or me, either way its all good

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grabbo is developing a good set of crazy eyes

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I think I should take Schenn a Capri Sun in the penalty box.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 3, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Blake can take him one

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

and cupcakes, he deserves cupcakes

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I deserve cupcakes

for putting up with this craptastic game.

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cupcakes? they don’t play the sens until next week.

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

cupcakes, not fruitcakes

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate that stupid Hobbit

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Hobbit = Briere?

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

correct

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow……just wow….

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

And I think that might be it

I don’t know if I can take any more of this.

Newly appointed Awesome/Gin Division Head
I will try to use this power only for good, but I make no promises.

by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it possible to have a negative save percentage?

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

time to suit up johnny Bower

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a sad.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 3, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

the leafs could use a friend with goalie equipment….

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

how true

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

They could use a Goalie with Goalie equipment

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have lowered my expectations to breaking the shut out

to high?

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s all part of the tank plan

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

its too bad we never tried to trade for that Carter kid, he’s pretty good

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

And if we had got him, their first round draft pick might have been pretty good this year.

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never had a hat trick? You are getting one tonight!

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 3, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, it sounds like the ACC!

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

except they have hockey fans in the first 10 rows

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

dammit

I thought if I ignored the game for a while, it might get better.

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

It really didn't

And now I really hope that the Giants play better tonight than the Leafs. Though, to play worse is almost inconceivable.

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I should check

how they’re doing against Spokane…

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

/sets up camera for Karina / wrap fight

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

/gets out kiddie pool full of jello

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

good times

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you expecting us to be wearing bikinis too?

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

expect? no
hope…..maybe

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

mattblack

how come he always misses these things?

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was just thinking that

He’d love this. Poor boy, living in England and not wanting to stay up all night to be around for this…

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll make sure to remind him tomarrow

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good suggestion, lets run with that

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wrestle!!!!!1

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

INCONCEIVABLE!!!!

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey, faceplant is back!

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

We should just play 6 skaters and lose 35-1 or something. Spoil the shutout

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

another negated PP, wonderful

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

it's obvious

they’re ridding the team of all their suck so they can fuck up the habs tomorrow.

by daoust on Apr 3, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

It that happens

then I will forget this travesty. If not? I’m gonna torch something.

Newly appointed Awesome/Gin Division Head
I will try to use this power only for good, but I make no promises.

by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember, Carey Price in tears tomorrow!

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow…what a terrible photoshop if Bozak

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

hahaha

I love it.

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you need a laugh I suggest youtube seaching: cat spanking. It’s unreal.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 3, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

how could I not look that up?

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am laughing so hard I am crying, well played

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

And i thought ‘spanking the cat’ was just a euphemism

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm

I’m gonna go for a run. It’s better than this game.

by Karina on Apr 3, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

True

but then again, getting your face smashed in with a hammer is better than this game.

Newly appointed Awesome/Gin Division Head
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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

my face is getting smashed, with Cap’n mo!

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

What, no bikini jello wrestling? Disappointed

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kypreos’ hair is a travesty

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

No different than his hockey opinions.

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least he is consistant with his terribleness

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kypreos’ hair is a travesty

Fixed.

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

well played

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

looks like he was spankin the cat

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

That actually is a good idea. Get someone on this!

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's

In Baltimore

Big Smoke Sports - We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on Apr 3, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

So?

He’s also a catcher and not a goalie, but that’s just semantics.

Newly appointed Awesome/Gin Division Head
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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

wtf? i guess the leaf game was so bad, they changed the feed to the Calgary game

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

oh, its back

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

that doesnt sound half bad….

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

SOCKS

Big Smoke Sports - We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on Apr 3, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

red or white?

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Archi, make it stop…

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 3, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

See what I did?

see what I did there?

Big Smoke Sports - We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on Apr 3, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blasphemer!

Schenn did this, not you. Now bite your tongue, lest his terrible wrath tear you assunder.

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Schennnn!!!!!!

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCKEN GOAL

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 3, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

SCHEEENNNNERRRRRSSSSS

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

IT MIGHT BE SCHENN

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 3, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

LUKE SCHENN!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVAR!!!!!

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by Archimedies on Apr 3, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Schenn!!!

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOOOOO

lets drink to celebrate!

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Drink to mourn, drink to celebrate, I like your style

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its Irish tradition

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it not also Irish tradition to molest small farm animals?

must come after all that drinking

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah, thats the Scotts,

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahh, they smell of sheep, and its not because of their kilts

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey!

Don’t make me get testy.

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

but its what I do

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess… carry on then.

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

so those scotts, and their sheep….

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

….sigh…..

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

they herd them I’ve heard!

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Suddenly it’s ok…

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 3, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

quiet you

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

GOAL?!

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 3, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

ZOMG

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Boyd!!!!!!!

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Queue the comeback!

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't call it a comeback

We’ve been here for years

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by Archimedies on Apr 3, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

LL Cool J is always appropriate

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Esp his Old spice commercial

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

COMEBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

somewhere, Chemmy straps on his Jammies

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Props to Chemmy

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

GRABBOOOOOOO

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously?

Am I drunk, or is this actually happening?

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

A little from column A, a little from column B

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

IS THIS REAL LIFE?

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 3, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

THAT JUST HAPPENED!

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

COMEBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

AHHHHHHHHH

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by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 3, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

JAMMIES!!!

WE NEED JAMMIES

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by Archimedies on Apr 3, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

First career Gordie Howe hat trick for Luke Schenn.

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by Down Goes Brown on Apr 3, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

soon to be known as an average Luke Schenn game

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dog just heard the word Pizza, she got up and went to the front door, and she is drooling.

we don’t order out much.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

i need to get up for ice cream more often…when i left it was 6-0

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

You really do

Maybe you should go again when the third starts.

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by Mabel on Apr 3, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

but this isn’t very good ice cream…and i’m not picky about my ice cream

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by loser domi on Apr 3, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

My feed is now the Buffalo/Washington game!!??!?!

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Karina went out for her run

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 3, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

she’s gonna regret not jello wrestling

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 3, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

As are we, Jared, as are we

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