An Easter Tale
by blue with age on Apr 9, 2009 3:15 PM EDT
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PrintMeet Grabbo Weeble. Once upon a time a young weeble was playing his favorite game in a shithole named Montréal.
(any resemblance, real or intended, to any other resurection parable is stricly the fault of Bob Gainey)
Grabbo weeble is particularly irascible, and his old coach Bo weevil, didn't like him.
It should be noted that Weebles wobble but they don't fall down, even when giants try to squish their heads. This makes them particularly suited to playing hockey.
For the statistically inclined among you, here's scientific proof
Once on a trip through the desert with his team, things went sour
His "friends" chased him out of town, telling him he will never score 20 goals
Grabbo weeble got sent to a new team
His new team is owned by a gargantuan pension fun that likes to heard sheep (and eat them too apparently)
And next year, they're gonna show Grabbo Weeble the money
The End
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Yay!
Weebl and Bob! Grabbo! Easter! Idiot Habs! Lot’s of win, all in one post. Possible new blasphemous term coinage- Ex-Jesus of Montreal.
"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09
This is the weirdest post on this entire site.
I don’t know if you’re a maniac or a genius, but for the love of god keep it up.
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Chemmy nervous-
Site head psycho status officially threatened.
"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09
wait….I don’t feel threatened
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on Apr 9, 2009 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I concur
Love it/fear it
Looking forward to the continued adventures of Grabbo Weeble
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
by PPP on Apr 9, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Don’t fear the weeble. I think we need more cowbell in here
by blue with age on Apr 9, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't wait to read this again
when I’m high.
Oh, baby!!!!!!!!!1 (Bob Cole styles)
A Toronto sports blog, where we unequivocally and unapologetically support the home team...
PLAYOFFS!!!!1
I just spent a week in St.Bart’s… playing with spider monkeys, trippin’ off acid. Changed my whole perspective on shit.
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