Celine Dion eyeing bid for Montreal Canadiens

Oh man, that would be like Christmas and 20 birthdays all rolled into one, right there. COMEDY GOLD.

almost 3 years ago LeafFanInVan 18 comments 1 recs |

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Please let this happen.

Down Goes Brown - Unapologetically nostalgic for the past. Brutally realistic about the present. Grudgingly optimistic about the future.

by Down Goes Brown on Apr 9, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions

PLEASE

let this happen… oh goodness me… please…

by Karina on Apr 9, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions

I have

all ten fingers, all ten toes and some other body parts crossed in the hopes that this will happen.

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog

"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Apr 10, 2009 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions

These means the Habs will only need The Power of Love to win the Cup.

by Clawson on Apr 9, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions

Their heart will go on!

Gerber power!!!1

by LeafFanInVan on Apr 9, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions

dear god, this would be the best thing to happen of all time

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Apr 9, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions

Only one thing to say-

Regarding comedic potential,

"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09

by kidkawartha on Apr 9, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions

This is full win!

I foresee epic awesomeness if this fantastic thing could occur!

Running over terribleness in search for something positive about the Leafs. Anything? Anyone?!

by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 9, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions

Dear God,

I will never ask you for anything again if you make this happen. Please, please, please let the Habs be bought by Celine Dion.

Respectfully,

Me.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Apr 9, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions

My heart will go on?

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on Apr 9, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions

The Cup will go on
away from Montreal

I thought this was a joke…

Как хотел я

by sleza on Apr 10, 2009 6:27 AM EDT up reply actions

What is the over/under on Celine hiring herself as full-time national anthem singer?

Vintage Leafs Blog

by somny on Apr 10, 2009 7:32 AM EDT reply actions

If she owns the team, she can do what ever she wants, and as painful to the ears as that would be during the Leafs / Habs games in Montreal, the comedic gold would be worth it

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Apr 10, 2009 7:41 AM EDT up reply actions

They could replace that stupid goal horn with a medley from ‘A New Day Has Come’

You've had all your word nourishment for one day.

by Mattblack on Apr 10, 2009 7:57 AM EDT up reply actions

If Celine does buy the Habs, I will have to quit my job so that I can work full-time on all the mocking posts I will write.

I spent 20 minutes trying to think of a more embarassing owner for the Canadiens, and the only one I could think of was the Ottawa Senators Fat Spartan Man.

Down Goes Brown - Unapologetically nostalgic for the past. Brutally realistic about the present. Grudgingly optimistic about the future.

by Down Goes Brown on Apr 10, 2009 9:29 AM EDT reply actions