Idle Hands: Carey Price
by PPP on May 22, 2009 2:30 PM EDT
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So you guys have once again come through with the goods with our Hockey Reference sponsorships. All of the spots have been renewed and a couple more have been added. Now it's time to decide what we want each caption to say. We have 255 characters (including spaces) to inflict as much psychological damage/hilarity. So it's time to put your thinking caps on. No, not the tinfoil ones. Those are for when the league conspires against the Leafs.
Next up: Carey Price. Here is what we have currently thanks to Godd Till KIM JORN:
More Ken Dryden (Liberal leadership candidate) than Ken Dryden (1971 Conn Smythe Winner)
Not bad considering the messianic predictions piled on Jim Carey Price. So the question is: Can you do better?
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More “Jesus, Price” than “Jesus Price”.
Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell
by bkblades on May 22, 2009 2:48 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Till wishes...
…he could have come up with that.
I’ve always admired Chemmy for starting Pension Plan Puppets.
by Kim Jorn on May 22, 2009 3:17 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
rec'd
A Nation of Masochists a blog dedicated to Toronto sports fans, who are continually punished but keep coming back for more.
I knew I’d get it wrong.
Also, BANNED
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
No Worries
I wasn’t so concerned about not recognized, just determined to make sure that Till doesn’t get undeserved credit for anything.
I think I’ve been banned four times now (plus that time I quit and vowed to never come back). Is that some kind of record?
No,
It just means you have both commitment issues and authority issues.
In other news, the sun rose in the east this morning. :)
"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09
Maybe if you’d posted an entry since April PPP would remember who you were.
by Godd Till on May 22, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It’s close. I think mattblack may have been banned more times.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
I have quite the record myself
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on May 22, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh yeah, Jared’s racking up the Air Miles between London and the gulag in Siberia
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
2 more trips and i get a free subway sub!
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on May 22, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Carey Price-
Single-handedly keeping the tobacco industry and the Young Single Moms Support Program alive in Montreal since 2007. Also occasionally shows some goaltending skill.
(Approx. 130 characters)
"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09
occasionally shows some goaltending skill.
Eh, I don’t know….I think you’re giving him too much credit.
Maybe add “in the preseason”?
Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!
by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 22, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
“luke schenns bitch” is too wide a net to cast
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on May 22, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Carey Price: The greatest Habs goalie since Jose Theodore.
"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on May 22, 2009 3:47 PM EDT reply actions
Carey Price -
Dedicated to impressing underage ladies with his flash in the pan talent, a shiny car to drive them to and from grade school and ability to smoke cigarettes whilst doing rails of coke
Mee-Mee-Meep Meep Go Leafs Go Meep Meep! MEEP!!!
by blindfolded tank driver on May 22, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions
ability to smoke cigarettes whilst doing rails of coke
This is nothing to laugh at. If Till had this kind of ability he would still have two eyes.
Carey Price: Has a better eye for young talent than Bob Gainey, apparently.
by Godd Till on May 22, 2009 4:10 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
Carey Price: his glove hand’s as weak as his willpower.
A Nation of Masochists a blog dedicated to Toronto sports fans, who are continually punished but keep coming back for more.
These are great
Although I just got an e-mail about the dangers of bloggers getting sued so let’s toss some ’allegedly’s in there.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
Done. I sent it to Till too so you don’t get sued by accident.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
like
Carey Price: Allegedly, the best Habs goalie since Jose Theodore…
"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on May 22, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
that’s not an allegation, it’s true.
i read it on a bathroom wall, right next to Chemmy’s number and if you’re looking for a good time, he’s the one to call.
I mean, everything on a bathroom wall is gospel as far as i’m concerned…
"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on May 22, 2009 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
on that note, i need a new sharpie
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on May 22, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I saw it on a hockey card
To you from failing hands we throw the torch. Be yours to hold it high, unlike your glove hand
haha
I like this one too.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
We’re definitely going to have to go with another vote. This thread has a lot of good one’s so far. Keep ’em coming.*
Remember, we have 255 characters to work with.
*That’s what she said.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
Carey Price
Proving that only Turk Broda can smoke and win a cup at the same time.
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on May 22, 2009 5:36 PM EDT reply actions
Shouldn’t it involve something about the Leafs being Coach Killahs?
I’ll think of something.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.
by Wrap Around Curl on May 22, 2009 5:37 PM EDT reply actions
Couple of quick ones
R Kelly Price – Allegedly
When told by the coaching staff he needs to get high, he didn’t realize they were talking about his glove
‘Scoring on the five hole’ takes on a whole new meaning with teenage girls – allegedly
Jim Carey Price – Smokin!
I will say though, i still like Godd Till’s the best.
"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 22, 2009 6:01 PM EDT reply actions
The hockey reference guys have to okay it, but I think it’s probably doable.
Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!
by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 23, 2009 8:38 AM EDT up reply actions
we should save that one for Luongo
Mee-Mee-Meep Meep Go Leafs Go Meep Meep! MEEP!!!
by blindfolded tank driver on May 22, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
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