Idle Hands: Luke Schenn

by PPP on May 26, 2009 3:30 PM EDT

So you guys have once again come through with the goods with our Hockey Reference sponsorships. All of the spots have been renewed and a couple more have been added. Now it's time to decide what we want each caption to say. We have 255 characters (including spaces) to inflict as much psychological damage/hilarity. So it's time to put your thinking caps on. No, not the tinfoil ones. Those are for when the league conspires against the Leafs.

This next one on the docket is a huge pick-up - thanks to Chemmy's uncharacteristic quick thinking - and will hopefully heal any rifts from this morning: Luke Schenn. Here is what we have currently thanks the completely acceptable feeling of awe that one should sense when contemplating captioning anything to do with Schenn:

Our Luke and Saviour

Not bad considering that most of us probably just drift off to dreamland when his name is mentioned. So the question is: Can you do better?

Poll

What should be on Luke Schenn's HR page?

I like it. Simple and to the point

40 votes

I have 255 characters worth of ideas (toss 'em in the comments)

6 votes

46 votes | Poll has closed

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Our Luke And Saviour

You are now pregnant for reading this

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 26, 2009 3:34 PM EDT reply actions

You are now pregnant ~~for~~ after reading this

Fixed.

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on May 26, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions

but me no wants baby,,,

Небо № 7

by sleza on May 26, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions

too late…see your doctor…

Mee-Mee-Meep Meep Go Leafs Go Meep Meep! MEEP!!!

by blindfolded tank driver on May 26, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions

there really should be warnings so i could avoid things like that…

Небо № 7

by sleza on May 26, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions

Just be glad that Hockey References doesn’t have photos or you’d be pregnant right now.

by Clawson on May 26, 2009 3:50 PM EDT reply actions

Our Luke and Saviour. Stronger than strength. You are now carrying his baby.

by daoust on May 26, 2009 3:54 PM EDT reply actions

-His beatdown of Tyler Kennedy created a baby boom in the GTA, causing a chain of fantastic events. Fixing the worlds economy, peace in the MIddle East, solving the oil crisis and foreshadowing demise of the Habs. Allegedly.

Or in the words of Russell Brand;
BANG! PREGNANT!

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 26, 2009 4:33 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs