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Fresh Ice!
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 28, 2009 1:24 PM EDT reply actions
oh right
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 28, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
wooooo I get PPP’s Leafs jersey and Wendel mustache!
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by Karina on May 28, 2009 1:25 PM EDT reply actions
We’re giving away his Leafs stuff.
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no, I called all his Leafs stuff.
LD may have his bobbleheads, though.
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by Karina on May 28, 2009 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ll fight you for the mustache!
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by JaredFromLondon on May 28, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions
fight me how?
in a battle of the wits?
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by Karina on May 28, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions
pistols at dawn?
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by JaredFromLondon on May 28, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Walkoff!! Settle this on the runway!
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you’re on!
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by Karina on May 28, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions
shall we meet in Manitoba?
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by Karina on May 28, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions
the fashion capital of canada, it works!
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by JaredFromLondon on May 28, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions
we need to find Billy Zane too
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by Karina on May 28, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions
and the jade monkey!
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by blindfolded tank driver on May 28, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I…um…volunteer to transport the bobbleheads…yeah…I’ll get them to Vermont. It’ll just take a really, really, really long time.
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I'll sell this piece of awesome!

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by blindfolded tank driver on May 28, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Check here for why.
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I still don’t get it…
but thanks for setting up the overflow as I got lunch
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
No problemo. PPP’s quote is also in the description of the Overflow. I’m scared to say more in case I get punished by the name changer.
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That is a Rove-esque twisting of words. Next you’ll say that not only does that prove that I am a racist but that I am making this site less safe.
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Leave it open too long?
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 28, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
That sucking sound is all your memory leaking away! 2.5GB firefox memory usage? hey why not!
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by LeafFanInVan on May 28, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions
and is more customizable! adblock FTW!
p.s. resetting the browser every day isn’t bad.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 28, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions
google chrome ftw!
I’m kind of hooked on it. Love how each tab is a separate process, and then easily killable if something goes awry. Definitely needs more plugins like adblock, though.
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by LeafFanInVan on May 28, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Chrome is pretty sweet but some things don’t quite work in it.
And adblock is a dealmaker.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 28, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I use adblock everywhere. sorry, PPP’s profits.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 28, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
It’ll get there eventually, it’s still just a baby! I’m sold though, love the UI, the speed, the stability and all that..
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by LeafFanInVan on May 28, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
i love chrome. but i also like me some google and yahoo toolbar goods which i think i can’t get with chrome
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who needs a google toolbar when you have a whole google browser?
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 28, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I just keep gmail open in a tab constantly…and have the notifier thing on my computer at home.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 28, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
prune them regularly.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 28, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Cribs
when i thought I couldnt hate ben mulroony any more
2 things he is proud of that irritate the crap of me – keeps his hair products in a fridge, uses a bar of soap ONCE then throws it out JUST LIKE OPRAH!
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by JaredFromLondon on May 28, 2009 1:43 PM EDT reply actions
must be a huge fridge
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by blindfolded tank driver on May 28, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions
God I hate ben mulruney enough already.
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by LeafFanInVan on May 28, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Canada’s version of E!
But he yells and sounds like Dora
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by Karina on May 28, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions
that E! show makes me lunge for the remote with more force and vigour than any other television show. God I hate him and his stupid plastic-faced co-anchor chick. GAWD!
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by LeafFanInVan on May 28, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Dog the Bounty Hunter is the only thing that makes me change the channel faster.
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by Karina on May 28, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
That show is pretty friggin stupid too, but it doesn’t infuriate me like the ET-clones do.
The turning point for me came when I was washing dishes and my girlfriend (now wife) was watching ET and they actually had footage of anna nicole smith’s birth of her daughter. It was the most sad, pathetic thing I’d ever seen (mostly heard though) and barnyard animals give birth with far more dignity. Ever since I’ve had zero tolerance for those shows.
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by LeafFanInVan on May 28, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Dogg the Bounty Hunter is hilarious though
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 28, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions
He is, but small doses only. Strange to think there are that many scumbags in Hawaii!
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by LeafFanInVan on May 28, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I recently found out that the cost of living in Hawaii is cheaper than where I live currently which makes me wonder why I’m still here.
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How’s the job market in Hawaii? I went there once, looked similar to a third world country in some ways.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 28, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
You would be annoyed with it in two months. The weather never changes, ever.
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by Zachary Zielonka on May 28, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, but a little variety would be nice too. Just saying.
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by Zachary Zielonka on May 28, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Why?
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 28, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
he was born…or likely created in a secret Canadian laboratory
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by blindfolded tank driver on May 28, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions
OH LOOK WHO WANTS TO GET BANNED
I am changing all of your usernames to reflect your love of Daniel Alfredsson.
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Chemmy’ll change them back for us…
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by Karina on May 28, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
He can’t. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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dammit
here’s the mustache back……
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by Karina on May 28, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
just because you know you cant win the walk off
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by JaredFromLondon on May 28, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
gasoline fight?
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by blindfolded tank driver on May 28, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions
except in the sentence “It was love when Bell turned Alfies brain into jelly with that hit”
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by JaredFromLondon on May 28, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
it was for decoration
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by JaredFromLondon on May 28, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn’t do it.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 28, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Guh, have to track down the landlord of the rental house next door and make him/her mow the damn lawn. it’s getting out of hand and looks like a janky wheat field sprouted up next door. Dandelions with stalks the thickness of a finger!
Some friggin people.. dirt bags!
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yes the people that live above us finally did our backyard, I was getting really pissed off and about to steal my in-laws equipment to do it myself. Problem is that things go so damned big so fast in this province!
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by Karina on May 28, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
That’s what…she….said?
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 28, 2009 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Brutal
Hire someone to do it under their name.
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I was thinking I might have to, especially if we put our place up for sale in the next week or so!
There is a city by-law saying the yards need to be kept in a “neat and tidy manner, consistent with the area” or something like that. But it would probably be semi-futile going that route.
Hopefully just a friendly reminder will be enough!
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by LeafFanInVan on May 28, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
in my experience, going to the City has worked…. but that was in Brampton, not Vancouver.
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by Karina on May 28, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions
If I bitch to them enough I think the city comes out and does it and bills the owner for it.
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by LeafFanInVan on May 28, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions
yep that’s what they do in Brampton at least
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by Karina on May 28, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
The annoying thing is that the landlord doesn’t do it themselves. I rent a house and our lawn was out of control. I don’t own a lawnmower because I rent the fucking place, I’m not buying home maintenance and upkeep tools.
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I agree, it’s totally the landlord’s responsibility. The tenants did do their small patch of grass in front of the place themselves, I’m surprised they didn’t ask the landlord to do it. Or perhaps they did, the house is a bit of a rundown craphole so it wouldn’t surprise me.
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by LeafFanInVan on May 28, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions
My rental house is a rundown craphole, can’t wait until the lease is up in August.
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Landlords are such dicks, seriously. I always found the best method was finding someone who owned maybe one or two condo apartments and rent from them. It seems the fewer units they manage, the better they are..
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by LeafFanInVan on May 28, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
The more likely they are to care about it, for sure.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 28, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Our landlords are nice enough people but seem to think I’m renting the Taj Mahal from them which has carpets made out of Leonardo da Vinci’s pubic hair.
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Do they match the drapes at least? har har har
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by LeafFanInVan on May 28, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Our house came without drapes as if I rent places year to year and bring my travelling collection of interior upholstery.
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Now for something
completely different
a slide show of a cop getting tased. frame by frame
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by blurr1974 on May 28, 2009 1:59 PM EDT reply actions
Tricia Helfer is a hockey fan????
Daaaaaaaaamn.
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by Karina on May 28, 2009 1:59 PM EDT reply actions
why does that shocked you? She is a Canadian lass.
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by blindfolded tank driver on May 28, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions
it’s not so much shocking as making me wish I was a man….
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by Karina on May 28, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions
she is that awesome.
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by blindfolded tank driver on May 28, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Helfer is married to Johnathan Marshall, a lawyer whom she met at a mutual friend’s birthday party
Lucky man.
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by Karina on May 28, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
and it makes me miss BSG…I doubt she’ll cameo on Caprica
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by blindfolded tank driver on May 28, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah I can’t see her showing up on Caprica… did you catch the premeire on DVD?
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by Karina on May 28, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I watched it…not bad, not BSG though
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by blindfolded tank driver on May 28, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
they also have a BSG movie coming out this year called The Plan (on TV)
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by Karina on May 28, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
yes…I heard…and I hear it will frak with our minds about the whole series
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by blindfolded tank driver on May 28, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m so excited.
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by Karina on May 28, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Rome
Just finished watching this series and wow, it’s pretty awesome.
Anyone else watch it? It would be great if they did more episodes.. Pullo is quite the character.
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Needed moar violence tho. And sex. Quite a prudish show, really.
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by LeafFanInVan on May 28, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Sex murder and mayhem
Romance of the streets
Only life o mines
is a life o crimes
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I always enjoyed it when Veronus went completely blood-rage crazy. Great performance from that guy.
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by LeafFanInVan on May 28, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I really need to watch that series…I’ve seen a handful of episodes…but not a lot
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by blindfolded tank driver on May 28, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s great but I found it took me 2-3 episodes to really get into it.
Attia is the MILF from hell.
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by LeafFanInVan on May 28, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn I loved her.
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Hell yes. And Gaia, rawrr. She’s on Lost now too.
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by LeafFanInVan on May 28, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
That doesn’t look like Hagman.
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Varitek goes yard, ties it up at 1.
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WOOOO
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 28, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Varitek sounds like the name for one of those robotech fighter jet robot thingies, I always thought.
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by LeafFanInVan on May 28, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Veritech
was the name for a few Robotech things…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veritech#Veritech_fighter
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by blurr1974 on May 28, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Robotech is horrible, its a butchered amalgamation of a number of fantastic Japanese mecha anime including but not limited to the wonderful Super Dimension Fortress Macross
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I consider that a compliment
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Hah, knew it sounded familiar somehow.
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by LeafFanInVan on May 28, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Swarzak walks Lugo. The honeymoon’s over rook.
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- Pickoff Attempt 1B
- Pickoff Attempt 1B
Pitch 1: Ball (89mph Two-seam FB)
- Pickoff Attempt 1B
Keep it up Swarzak.
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Pitch 2: Ball (88mph Four-seam FB)
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Doh, Pedroia flies out.
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Jays vs Red Sox now means nothing. Goddamn Jays.
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Well, when you blow a five run lead in extras to the Orioles that happens
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by Zachary Zielonka on May 28, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously, who gets swept by the Orioles? Who? Oh yeah that’s right the %*&#@! Blue Jays that’s who!
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I had to look up what sport that was. One of the TFC fans should be able to answer.
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if i voluntearly talk about north american teams, it’s either hockey or football (soccer)… :)
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American football is way cooler than American soccer.
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Football’s great. All you have to remember if anyone asks you about it is this:
18-1.
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As Chemmy.
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Ask
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Going 18-1 is sort of crummy, but the entire NFL is shitting its jeans right now as Tom Brady and Randy Moss laugh it up at practice.
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As scared as they are of Trent Edwards and T.O? hahaha man I crack myself up.
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I mean T.O. is a credible weapon but Randy Moss is legitimately a better player whose attitude problems seem to be under control in New England.
I don’t think Edwards has the arm to utilize T.O. like Brady uses Moss, I don’t think T.O. is as tight of a fit with Edwards as Brady is with Moss, and I don’t think Edwards or the Bills have a chance in hell of keeping T.O. happy.
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I think though t.o. is enough of a reason for me to actually make the trip out to Buffalo to see the game. I’m not a Bills fan. In fact I’m not a fan of any team but just cheer against teams I can’t stand (Eagles, Chargers, Cowboys)
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I should clarify, I like TO and I like Ocho Cinco because I like their theatrics and think they’re enjoyable to watch.
I’m glad the Patriots have Moss instead of either of those two though.
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You have to throw in the power that is Lee Evans as well
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by Zachary Zielonka on May 28, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
i don’t get the american football… it looks funny. (no offense). And I only care about MLS because of they stole Freddie
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I like the drinking beer and yelling obscenities with my brothers that I do while watching NFL football
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
This is why it is as popular as it is.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 28, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions
You should watch the CFL too. It’s on some channel called America One
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We watch the CFL to laugh at the 55yd line.
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Wait, what?
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 28, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions
HE’S AT THE 45 THE 50 THE 55 THE OTHER 50
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Yup. CFL field is 110 yards with a centre line. It also has 3 downs, bigger balls and bigger end zones. Plus a variety of other rules differences just to be different – no fair catch etc.
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Odd. Is there a video game with CFL rules?
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 28, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Only fake ones.

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WARNING: DO NOT BUY THIS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE
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If this ever really came out I’d have to buy it. If only for the kitsch value.
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but they have the five yard rule to fix that…no one expect the kicker can get within 5 yards of the receiver before they catch it
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by blindfolded tank driver on May 28, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
except the kicker? hahahahahaha awesome.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 28, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
the cfl has lots of hilarious rules…drop kicks…single points…12 players on each side…
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by blindfolded tank driver on May 28, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
CFL is awesome and I will not tolerate any derisive mockery!
Also: Geeroy Simon is awesome.
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by LeafFanInVan on May 28, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn I doubled up on the “awesomes”.
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by LeafFanInVan on May 28, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
You need lots of awesomes to describe the CFL.
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Passing game! Dramatic come-backs!
Anyone who disses it really has no clue, sure the players might not be as skilled but often times it is a different set of skills.. Notice how Ricky Williams failed to make much of an impact whatsoever.
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by LeafFanInVan on May 28, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
it’s a different game, not a bad one per se, just not the NFL. It can feel minor league at times, which is no fault of its own.
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by blindfolded tank driver on May 28, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s weird because I really really enjoy watching CFL but I just can’t get into NFL. I find it too slow, the television stuff is ridiculously overproduced (dancing CG robots! woo!) and 9 times out of 10 you’ll know the final result well before the end of the game and yet it just drags on until it finally finishes.
I’ve tried, I really have, but apart from the occasional super bowl and watching the highlights I just can’t do it.
NFL players are possibly the most entertaining with all their off-field shenanigans, however. Crazy bunch of mofos!
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by LeafFanInVan on May 28, 2009 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions
All of that slowness is built in so you can be hammered and not miss much.
Also, replays.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 28, 2009 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions
this is why the NHL doesn’t make it in the states…. waaaaaaaaaay too fast.
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by Karina on May 28, 2009 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Slo mo skating? Full Contact Golf on Ice?
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by blindfolded tank driver on May 28, 2009 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions
you might be on to something there…
Baseball: uh, yeah. slow.
Football: 2-10 second play, 40 second stop
Basketball: the last 10 seconds take 10 minutes
and….
Hockey. On-the-fly changes.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 28, 2009 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions
i’ve thought that numerous times.
in fact, I know there’s an article somewhere where a guy times how long it takes him to watch an NFL game. It’s ludicrous…
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by blurr1974 on May 28, 2009 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I once (before I started drinking) sat with a stopwatch during the superbowl.
20 minutes of play in like 3.5 hours or so.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 28, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions
sounds about right.
hockey doesn’t “televise well” because there isn’t enough time to broadcast commercials.
end of story
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by blurr1974 on May 28, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Pretty much
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 28, 2009 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
yeah this is probably why they want to change playoff OT as well…. no commercial breaks, just keep playing until someone wins!
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by Karina on May 28, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
I read one that was a handful of minutes where the ball was actually in play.
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The Canadian game has to be fast, late in the season if it drags out too long players might freeze solid in Edmonton.
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by LeafFanInVan on May 28, 2009 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions
hahaha
zing!
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by Karina on May 28, 2009 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions
DIfferent but fun
That was the highlight of my one podcast appearance: an impassioned defence of the CFL.
Passing game! Dramatic come-backs!
Bingo!
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nah, you’re missing out. Drinking and yelling at the tv is fun, and for some reason football makes it really really fun.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 28, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, it’s like that.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 28, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
fewer fans killing each other, though.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 28, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
They’re in the MLS so they stink.
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JASON FUCKING VARITEK GOES YARD AGAIN YESSSSS
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just call him robo-catcher…
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by blindfolded tank driver on May 28, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions
“In play, run(s)” is a beautiful phrase.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 28, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions
best episode ever…
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by blurr1974 on May 28, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
the new PS3 game “Infamous” has a “mini-game” that can be played in Flash.
http://www.freewebarcade.com/game/infamous/
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by blurr1974 on May 28, 2009 3:17 PM EDT reply actions
I picked up inFamous on Tuesday after work and it is grand fun
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looks like it. they’ve been hyping it a while.
did you see the recent stuff on the COD:Modern Warfare 2 tht’s coming out?
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by blurr1974 on May 28, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Penny arcade had a couple comics about inFamous.. I like the one about how the guy is stumped by chain link fences, for some reason.
I played the demo and it didn’t really thrill me. Was kind of neat but got boring, the world seemed kind of empty. Hopefully Prototype has more going on in it.
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by LeafFanInVan on May 28, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Yea opinions of the game pretty polarized, most people either love it or don’t. Personally I love it, the world doesn’t seem empty at all, there’s so much to do I don’t know how anyone can find that it gets boring and I have a hard time finding any real short-comings with this game.
Hoping Prototype has a demo before the game is released but inFamous is just a plain fun game.
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It didn’t help that the demo had my most hated of game styles – protect the crate from baddies who want to shoot at it. Urrrrgh. Still wasn’t very hard, but there’s no quicker way to kill a game for me than escort-type missions. At least the crate didn’t have some retarded AI like pretty much every escort mission ever.
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by LeafFanInVan on May 28, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
2.5 hrs to go
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by blurr1974 on May 28, 2009 3:35 PM EDT reply actions
What? You work 3 days and you get out early?
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ya, isn’t that how it works everywhere…?
jk, i need to pick up my kiddo from school, so i’m skipping lunch and taking off an hour early
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by blurr1974 on May 28, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
makes sense. How did you arrange the 3 day work week?
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Monday was a holiday, and I took Friday off.
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by blurr1974 on May 28, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh it’s just this week. I thought you were like Karina who gets a 4 day work week every week.
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that’s what you get for being the spawn of Satan, they let you off early
speaking of which, I’m out early myself today, hoping to avoid the predicted 50 mm of rain in one hour starting at 5
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Yeah. I’m taking off at 4:30.
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watch the radar approach
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by blindfolded tank driver on May 28, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Woohoo
Thankfully there are stupid people in this world. I just got rid of most of the stuff in my to do pile because the people screwed up doing what they were supposed to do.
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Okajima goes down 3-0 in the count… strikeout.
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If he was on our team we’d have won yesterday.
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Yes that’s true if you guys had good pitchers you’d win more games.
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Yeah. funny how that works.
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the Law of Blue Jays Baseball:
If the Team is batting well, the pitching will fail them.
If the Team is pitching well, the hitting will fail them.
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by blindfolded tank driver on May 28, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Sleza…Radulov looks like he’s not coming to the NHL. and looks like Afinigenov, Satan and Kozlov will be leaving us too.
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Max wants to go to the KHL, thats such a shame. We will miss him rejoice very much.
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by Zachary Zielonka on May 28, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Meh, I never was a huge fan of him, the only thing major thing he did in his time in Buffalo was this
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by Zachary Zielonka on May 28, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Its a much bigger ice surface that gives him a better chance to play his east/west game rather than the north/south game of the NHL.
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by Zachary Zielonka on May 28, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Papelbon with the save. Sweeeeet.
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I can’t wait for the NHL awards. I want to see how Bettman et all try to put the Palms on TV in what will have to be a heavily papered theatre.
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Must be an Eastern European thing
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that’d look mighty funny if it was the Leafs and Red Wings, logo wise at least…
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by blurr1974 on May 28, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Octopus vs Carleton the bear.
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Yeah I saw that. Very nice.
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Has anyone seen the movie/documentary Dear Zachary ? If not, I highly recommend it.
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does it have explosions...?
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by blurr1974 on May 28, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
if it does the wiki write up is wrong
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by blindfolded tank driver on May 28, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
The wiki kind of ruins the ending. I didn’t know that going in.
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RudyKelly
While he is pretty funny it turns out some of his commenters are pricks.
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Well, that was a entertaining read.
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by Zachary Zielonka on May 28, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ve noticed that many a fan base is incapable of grasping the concept of humor…
Still, there are a few decent ones, the Caps folks seems like good people, same with the Sharks fans, and of course our beloved cousins of the desert…
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by blurr1974 on May 28, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Some people just need to be dicks on the internet.
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Some people just need to be dicks on the internet.
Yeah, and I don’t get it. I don’t get what kind of rise people get out of being sickish asses on the internet to strangers. Oh well. There are people like that in real life and I don’t understand it in that case either
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 28, 2009 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
It’s in the fucking site description.
That illegal stickwork joke was funny and then it went downhill.
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they get out of hand quite often on BoC
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by Karina on May 28, 2009 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions
typically, like all hockey things, it’s takes a story about the Leafs to get people to comment
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by blindfolded tank driver on May 28, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
so true
why is it that we’re the most active hockey site on SBN despite our tean not even being in the playoffs?
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by Karina on May 28, 2009 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
because we are full of win.
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by blindfolded tank driver on May 28, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
we’re usd to having nothing better to do?
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by blurr1974 on May 28, 2009 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I have a google alert in my reader for “Toronto Maple Leafs” and it really highlights what a crutch they are for the sad newspaper writers in this city.
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now look what you've started...
they’re in a tizzy now
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by blurr1974 on May 28, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions
yes, they are…I liked the murse comment…should drive that dood over the edge with emo
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by blindfolded tank driver on May 28, 2009 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
thanks, i'm eagerly awaiting his reply.
Probably will sound something like this:

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by blurr1974 on May 28, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
ah...
he got the joke.
i hate it when people freak out on the interwebs over stupid stuff…
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by blurr1974 on May 28, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions
it’s the Tao of the Interwebs:
Act like dick, because no one can make you accountable for it.
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by blindfolded tank driver on May 28, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Woo!
Iron Maiden track pack coming to rock band June 9!
“Aces High (Live)”
“2 Minutes to Midnight”
“The Trooper”
“Wasted Years”
“The Number of the Beast”
“Run to the Hills”
“Can I Play With Madness”
“The Clairvoyant”
“Powerslave”
“Fear of the Dark (Live)”
“Hallowed By Thy Name (Live)”
“Iron Maiden (Live)”
RAWK!
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i’ll be playing Run to the Hills constantly…
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by blurr1974 on May 28, 2009 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions
it’s the best choice…that’s a serious sing along song whilst driving…
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by blindfolded tank driver on May 28, 2009 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Number of the beast is possibly my fav, but run to the hills and the trooper are also awesome. Already been on guitar hero too, though. I look forward to killing myself attempting expert drums on em! Run to the hills was ungodly in rock band 1.
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by LeafFanInVan on May 28, 2009 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Hm
Bing looks neat, but I can’t be the only person who thinks “Chandler!” when they read that…
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by Karina on May 28, 2009 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah I did think of that too, and I didn’t even watch that damn show!
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by LeafFanInVan on May 28, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions
alright I’m out…party hard all
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by blindfolded tank driver on May 28, 2009 5:32 PM EDT reply actions
bye
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by Karina on May 28, 2009 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions
buhbye
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by blurr1974 on May 28, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions
sooo
1 more hour to your weekend eh?
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by Karina on May 28, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions
25 minutes
actually
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by blurr1974 on May 28, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions
dang, lucky you…..
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by Karina on May 28, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions
i’ll probably leave in about 10 minutes, as I have to pick up my kiddo at her school at 3.
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by blurr1974 on May 28, 2009 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions
ahhhhh that’s not fair!
I am trying to decide… the boss took me for lunch so I feel I should stay later to make up for the extra time… but I probably don’t have to….. but I kinda wanna get out of here and go see wolverine tonight
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by Karina on May 28, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions
i think i might try and catch Terminator tomorrow during a matinee. Fewer kids to deal with.
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by blurr1974 on May 28, 2009 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions
it still baffles me that parents would take their kids to an action flick like terminator. But then friends of mine said there were tons of kids in the theatre when they saw 8 mile so I guess I should get over it.
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by Karina on May 28, 2009 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions
When I saw Fast&Furious, there was a baby in a stroller there.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 28, 2009 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions
so wrong…
how was that, anyways?
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by Karina on May 28, 2009 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions
About on par with the first three.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 28, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions
in general? because the first one was campy awesome, the second was cheesy terrble and the 3rd was half and half
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by JaredFromLondon on May 28, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, you’re right.
I feel like this was sort of a replacement for 2fast 2furious. Some fun stuff for sure, a little bit of excess CGI, and way more vin diesel/original cast.
So, some of it was pretty awesome and some was mediocre. Not as good as the 1st, way better than whatever vomit was 2, and probably near 3, though I don’t know on which side.
I’ll just have to get the dvd for this one, too, and then have myself a movie marathon some weekend.
Oh, offseason…
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 28, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions
If the boss takes you out to lunch it counts as work
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 28, 2009 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahw, I missed the flame war?
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by JaredFromLondon on May 28, 2009 5:48 PM EDT reply actions
Which one?
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 28, 2009 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions
the Kings fans V Leaf fans
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by JaredFromLondon on May 28, 2009 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions
oh yeah, I suppose. You can always start another one.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 28, 2009 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions
they’re relatively easily riled up
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by Karina on May 28, 2009 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I saw that, gotta defend that they couldnt win the cup with the best player ever to play the game on their team
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by JaredFromLondon on May 28, 2009 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
They were pretty sensitive when I whipped out the whole “you’re Americans so you don’t know what you’re talking about”…
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 28, 2009 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions
they have all been perma blinded by barry melrose’s mullet
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by JaredFromLondon on May 28, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions
and his sunburn.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 28, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions
OH NOES CRENSHAW BLVD! TORONTO HAS A GAY PRIDE PARADE INSULT INSULT!
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by JaredFromLondon on May 28, 2009 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Toronto has a gay pride parade? that sounds like fun!
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yeah well
Vancouver has a naked bicycle ride!
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by Karina on May 28, 2009 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions
that sounds dangerous, hanging things, fast moving chains and spiky gears
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by JaredFromLondon on May 28, 2009 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions
when I first moved here I didn’t realize it and somehow missed all the flyers advertising it in my neighbourhood.
That was an interesting Saturday afternoon.
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by Karina on May 28, 2009 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I could only imagine. Sounds a lot like the naked library run we would have in college at the end of every year.
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by Zachary Zielonka on May 28, 2009 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha simpsons implying Homer invented Grunge music
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by JaredFromLondon on May 28, 2009 6:17 PM EDT reply actions
hey triple p
just got home and realized i left myself logged in on g-chat…
just so you know, wasn’t ignoring you.
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by blurr1974 on May 28, 2009 6:18 PM EDT reply actions
don’t lie, blurr, you know you were ignoring him.
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by Karina on May 28, 2009 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Priceless
a journalist at the Post did the NHL combine test… his opinion of his performance?
I, on the other hand, am slightly taller than 5-feet-10 and weigh 188 pounds. When I lifted my shirt for a body fat measurement, and the pinchers grabbed at a generous portion of skin around my waist, I heard muffled giggles. If I were a hockey player, I would be Kyle Wellwood – minus the skill and talent, of course.
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by Karina on May 28, 2009 6:58 PM EDT reply actions
that be a classic comment. full win on the burn
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by blindfolded tank driver on May 28, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
From WWTDD.com:
TYRESE GIBSON – sang the National Anthem at the Lakers game last night and decided it would be a good idea to replace "our flag was still there" with "our Lakers were still there." And so he did, and it was. His new version is interesting because it doesn’t make the slightest bit of God damn sense. "The Lakers were there"? Where, at Fort McHenry? Because that’s what you just said dipshit. Hopefully someone else can change the words "Tyrese is not bleeding" to "Holy Shit I think that dude is dead."
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wow…he’s got himself an ego…he needs a zoolander walk off to ground him
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by blindfolded tank driver on May 28, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Hah, indeed. That just ain’t cool rewording the anthems, purposefully or no.
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by LeafFanInVan on May 28, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
at least if he fucked it up, you could feel for him. But you know he was trying to be cool and special.
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