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PITTSBURGH @ DETROIT 8 PM EST NBC CBC RDS. It's a back to back game sitch and it seems like everyone is in a tizzy over it. Except perhaps people who follow other hockey leagues and know this is common. Their typical response is "man up, moose" and I have to agree. Pavel Datsyuk looks to be out for the Wings injured still. So is Don Draper, I mean Kris. Marc Andre Fleury was a puppy on a linoleum floor last night. He was sloppy and in all the wrong places. But this is a best of seven series and it's not like last night was a total blowout. Really it could have been worse than it was.

This is your game thread and I can't stand these NBC announcers.

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Since I have a choice

I’m watching it on CBC. Props to CBC (for once) having Hughson call the game and not Cole.

Check in with you guys later, I don’t have a laptop or a TV in the room with my comp.

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Since CBC lost the HNIC song, they sure are sprucing it up with modern songs.

“Lookin out my Back Door” by Credence Clearwater Revival really gives a ‘Now’ feeling to the playoffs.

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

At least it wasnt Nickleback.

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by Wrap Around Curl on May 31, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Surely that would count as ‘cruel and unusual.’

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

how about ‘cruel and mediocre ad nauseum’

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very true.

CBC has a feed if you want to avoid NBC.

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Game One: The Scientist, Cold Play
Game Two: Looking Out My Back Door, CCR

The CBC laid-off another 185+ workers this week, I can only hope that the person in charge of selecting the pre-game music was one of them.

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by mf37 on May 31, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

That actually made me LOL

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

How do you get that job?

Why is it never advertised?

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- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on May 31, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Knowing the CBC, it’s not one position it’s a team of no-less than 5.

I did a media event a few weeks back. We had 14 media out. No outlet sent more than a single staffer. CBC sent four people (producer, sound, camera and ???).

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by mf37 on May 31, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

…government representative to make sure they are spending the taxpayers money wisely?

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fire the 5 guys and pay me the salary of three of them.

That way, they save money and they play better music.

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think a random track selected from the first passing iPod would result in better music.

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by mf37 on May 31, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mine just gave me Atwa by System of a Down.

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s not that bad a start

Mee-Mee-Meep Meep Go Leafs Go Meep Meep! MEEP!!!

by blindfolded tank driver on May 31, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

No music?

/sadface

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boWU1COtTF0

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by Wrap Around Curl on May 31, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I finally got to see that movie last night. It was awesome.

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 31, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did a double header with my wife 2 weeks ago. Saw Star Trek and Wolverine.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard Wolverine isn’t that good.

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 31, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

It isn’t.

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually pretty entertaining. The unfortunate thing is 99% of the people who watched it viewed the unfinished bootleg version.

It’s not Citizen Kane or anything, but a pretty good action movie.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Star Trek wayyyyyyyy better tho

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah I saw Star Trek … it was awesome!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 31, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was really impressed with the Star Trek flick. Great mix of action and cheese

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by Kerry Fraser on May 31, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I disagree.

There are a bunch of scenes that are done in a really cack-handed manner. And there’s no character development at all.

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish the Wolverine character was controlled by Marvel and not farmed out to Fox(or is it Sony, whatever)

Now that Marvel has their own Studio productions company, I am really enjoying the Avenger movie arc.

Iron man 2 next year, then Thor and Capt America after that.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow what a shitty knock off of the Dos Equis commercials.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Would have been ok if they had a better narrator.

by The Meatriarchy on May 31, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

And why is it the Crowd at Joe Louis only knows the ‘Born and Raised in South Detroit’ line from the entire Journey song.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Because it’s the only interesting line in an otherwise horrifically crappy old arena rock tune

by The Meatriarchy on May 31, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

MUSIC

For all of you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELnUZKD7Xr4

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by Chemmy on May 31, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Wrap is better at choosing music than you.

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

nuh uh

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by Chemmy on May 31, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, how do you argue with that.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

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by Chemmy on May 31, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t.

He’s wrong.

End of.

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

nuh uh

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by Chemmy on May 31, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

yuh uh

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Got you there, Chemmy

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

nuh uh nuh uh nuh uh

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by Chemmy on May 31, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yuh huh uh

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

It could be much, much worse.

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by Zachary Zielonka on May 31, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agree, we could be watching NBC

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey I forgot about NBC!

by The Meatriarchy on May 31, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

NBC = Nothing But Crosby

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, I am enjoying this very, very much

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by Zachary Zielonka on May 31, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

This would be about the time Cole is announcing the opening face off.

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Switched to NBC. Wow! An announcer who doesn’t feel the need to say the players first and last name on every friggin’ play What a novelty!

by The Meatriarchy on May 31, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bonus Pierre McGuire who is a far better color man than Craig Simpson

by The Meatriarchy on May 31, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know somethings wrong when Pierre McGuire is considered a better colour-man

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by Kerry Fraser on May 31, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec’d

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate nbc…

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by Wrap Around Curl on May 31, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate CBC. At least NBC doesn’t depend on taxpayer handouts. (Well not up till now)

by The Meatriarchy on May 31, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s nothing wrong with taxpayer funded programming.

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is EVERYTHING wrong with tax payer funded programming it is a form of extortion.

by The Meatriarchy on May 31, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

The BBC have made some great programmes.

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

And even if the Beeb has made good programs there is no justification for forcing people to fund them even if they don’t watch them.

by The Meatriarchy on May 31, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

there have been many great CBC programs. Rick Mercer, The Hour, The Newsroom.

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by Kerry Fraser on May 31, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would like to kick Rick Mercer in the nuts and rip the soul patch of that fake hipster Strombolopolos

by The Meatriarchy on May 31, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

So much rage

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s the garter belt.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t like being robbed.

by The Meatriarchy on May 31, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least The Newsroom survived the wrath

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by Kerry Fraser on May 31, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Made in Canada was also great.

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by furcifer on May 31, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

we obviously differ as the definition of “great”

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by mf37 on May 31, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t imagine there’s a licence payer in this country who hasn’t watched the BBC at some point.

Hell, half the people on PPP watch TV made by it.

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

So there’s nothing wrong with taxpayer funded TV.

It depends on the company getting funded.

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I find that the ceeb is so much better than anything we have here

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by Zachary Zielonka on May 31, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

right cause “the last chapter” was sooo much better than “the sopranos”

by The Meatriarchy on May 31, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

But, I have to pay $15 a month to get the Sopranos. So not worth it.

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by Zachary Zielonka on May 31, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right better to have it come out of your paycheck as income tax.

by The Meatriarchy on May 31, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

psychologically it’s got to feel better right?

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Every Canadian is paying the CBC about $3/month, more if you just go by Canadians old enough to pay taxes. Don’t know that it’s worth it if Rick Mercer, the Hour and one ten-year old series is all we can point to.

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by mf37 on May 31, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

They should definitely be doing more to fulfill their mandate instead of trying to create American-lite programming if they are going to get the money anyway.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly. If they are sooo scary talented let them make it without extorting my money.

by The Meatriarchy on May 31, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are missing out on so much other quality programming.

Like Antiques Road show Canada and a bunch of other shows I have seen commercials for.

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Being Erica is at least kinda interesting (and the girl is hot).
We also get The Nature of Things and great memories like The Racoons

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by Kerry Fraser on May 31, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bring back Fraggle Rock!

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

fucking right!

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok that tears it. Whoever was involved with Fraggle rock should be waterboarded and shot

by The Meatriarchy on May 31, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t be dissin the Rock!

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Racoons

Is the fucking balls. I love it.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone who can get away with animating giant pink talking Anteaters(or whatever the hell those things were) and keep it on TV for multiple years deserves props.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Beeb and the Ceeb do some good work.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right now it seems like EVERYONE is looking for bailouts—-read handouts

GM to declare bankruptcy this week

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

In about 15 hours

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another victim of the hard times(mismanagement, cough cough)

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

not to mention crappy product and a labour market cartel

by The Meatriarchy on May 31, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

40 years worth of “Fuck it, we’re GM”-style management.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t that JFJ’s management style?

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

big budget, no brains…sounds right

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by blindfolded tank driver on May 31, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

The union didn’t help matters much either

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by Zachary Zielonka on May 31, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

But you can’t trust rich people to do anything other than stomp on the little guy and rip the country off so something has to keep them in check.

But who keeps the unions in check you ask? I don’t know.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

hehe

I just pictured the Yakuza from the Simpsons kicking Hargrove’s ass.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hadn’t thought of that but is is funny.

I was just thinking of all the non-union Japanese auto plants in the Southern US.

by The Meatriarchy on May 31, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

So

This first period feels like last night’s but in slow-motion.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

waiting for the weird bounces

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by Kerry Fraser on May 31, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also

On hold with Rogers for over half an hour. I told the girl to get me more HD channels, cut out the useless ones, and make it cost me less. She said it was impossible but I told her to try it anyway. I feel like she might be angry and messing with me.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I wish that their was a way to go off hold and yell over the other person’s line.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

After cancelling my cable I’ve had a couple calls from Shaw asking me to come back, and I’ve asked if they allow me to pick the exact channels I want, give me a better deal and guarantee their service. So far they’ve denied me both times, guess they don’t want my money that bad after all!

Gerber power!!!1

by LeafFanInVan on May 31, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

No kidding. There is no reason why we shouldn’t be able to pick the exact channels that we want.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

A la carte is the bane of Cable companies.

Who would pay for all the crap?

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

The beauty of the market. If your entire channel is crap then you don’t get a channel.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe Telus offers that here, but I’m not sure if it is a pilot program in BC. Plus I don’t trust Telus to operate my phone service so giving them more money for cable doesn’t sound like a good idea either.

Gerber power!!!1

by LeafFanInVan on May 31, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s like by the second phone billing. It just makes sense.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice. So I got it all sorted, got out of a tonne of channels I don’t like and cut $35 off of my bill. Great work by the phone person.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s not good for the Penguins that Ruslan My-mum-thinks-I’m-doing-my-homework Fedotenko has been their best forward so far in the series.

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

They have Blake-itis. Every chance they get is going into Osgood’s gut.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crosby needs to start Junk-Punching, make this period interesting.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Face-offs

71% is a pretty big gap. So far, it looks to be growing.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

what you missed on NBC

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by Wrap Around Curl on May 31, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

That’s awesome.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sums it all up right there

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

give that kid a job!

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by Kerry Fraser on May 31, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's been clowning the entire game.

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by Wrap Around Curl on May 31, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

he already has more talent than McGuire

Mee-Mee-Meep Meep Go Leafs Go Meep Meep! MEEP!!!

by blindfolded tank driver on May 31, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I already like him better

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by Kerry Fraser on May 31, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

McGuire is a close talker. Its uncomfortable.

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by Wrap Around Curl on May 31, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

and yet, no black eyes…will someone punch for it one day!?

Mee-Mee-Meep Meep Go Leafs Go Meep Meep! MEEP!!!

by blindfolded tank driver on May 31, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hope he doesn’t spit when he talks…. and I hope he uses breath mints

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s just friendly.

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

still not as creepy as Scott Oake. He’s a personal-space-invader

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by Kerry Fraser on May 31, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Power Play!

So, over/under on number of shots?

1.5

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Under

Keep firing Assholes!

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by Ubernoober on May 31, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wrong answer.

Lipgloss with the score.

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Happy to be wrong with this one.

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by Ubernoober on May 31, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t even know if 2 shots got through. Stuart popped that in and 3 shots got blocked.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

MALKIN!!!

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Ya Baby!!!!!
Pittsburg score!!!

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by Ubernoober on May 31, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Bout time that puck went in, Only kept hacking away at it.

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by Zachary Zielonka on May 31, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go Pen!s Go!

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by Kerry Fraser on May 31, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m confused. Someone scored on their own net, and it wasn’t Gill.

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by Ubernoober on May 31, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was it Bryan McCabe?

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stuart. McCabe would have scored at least 2-3 times by now.

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by Ubernoober on May 31, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely no shame in getting an ugly goal in this series after game 1!

Gerber power!!!1

by LeafFanInVan on May 31, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

No kidding!

They don’t come ulgier than the first 2 Red Wing goals.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey just so you know

McGuire is breaking down how Pitt scored.
Has Simpson done anything besides blame the goalie?

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he’s reminding Hughson that Luongo is done for the season

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by blindfolded tank driver on May 31, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

and that every other goalie was too deep in his net.

by The Meatriarchy on May 31, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

what happened to Cole?

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by Kerry Fraser on May 31, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Took a nap

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looking for his marbles.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently they wanted someone who sounds like he’s on Quaalude’s and doesn’t know what is happening on the ice.

by The Meatriarchy on May 31, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn’t hear Don Cherry

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don Cherry sounds like he’s on Quaaludes?

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Hughson is weeping.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

he just wears his signed pink Luongo jersey under his dress shirt

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by blindfolded tank driver on May 31, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

who wants a mustache ride?

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by Kerry Fraser on May 31, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, not an exciting game considering we spent more time talking about the broadcasters than the actual game.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

sounds pretty damn exciting on NBC. And for some strange reason the announcer was synched up with the play that was happening on the ice. Not telling me some bullshit story while the hockey game was going on.

by The Meatriarchy on May 31, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

ooh lesbian themed go-daddy commercial!

by The Meatriarchy on May 31, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Talk about appealing to the lowest denominator.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Followed up with a fucked-up cisco ad.

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, I resemble that remark!!

by The Meatriarchy on May 31, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe we should give NBC a shot. Although, no amount of talking is going to make this game more interesting so far.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

watch the second period on NBC. Then go back to the human mute button if you want.

by The Meatriarchy on May 31, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

After Grapes

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

his suit is distracting…like usual

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by blindfolded tank driver on May 31, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate it when it’s not.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

You ever hear a Neale/Bowen broadcast? Big time stories there

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe bowen has never ever missed a call.

by The Meatriarchy on May 31, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

he knows when to tell a story and when to call the game.

by The Meatriarchy on May 31, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better now that Neale is in Buffalo

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah…but that means more Greg Millen

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by blindfolded tank driver on May 31, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Less stories because Bowen is too busy telling Millen to shut up and let him call the game.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hah Bowen can drown out anyone even when he is whispering.

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Gatorade ==> G

Such a dumb move.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Grasshoper-G bad.

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by Kerry Fraser on May 31, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

who’s narrating it? Sounds like Allan Iverson

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L’il Wayne apparently

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

its bad…so are the commercials

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by blindfolded tank driver on May 31, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Best idea since New Coke.

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by Ubernoober on May 31, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m bored.

Team America’s going on.

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Hot puppet sex will spice up your night

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

They are scared of Burke so they are complaining about Tavares skating

by The Meatriarchy on May 31, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s what I heard too. Grapes is pretty heated over this.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heheh Why do I get the feeling that the Islanders entire front office staff has been getting visits from Burkie at home. With a baseball bat.

by The Meatriarchy on May 31, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I kind of figures that he was still in the writing letters with magazines stage.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I keep thinking of that scene in the Sopranos when they were trying to keep that coach from quitting and Christopher shows up at the guys house:
Did you lose your dog?
No he’s right here….
Looks – dog is in Chris’ car.

I imaging Burkie showing up at Garth Snow’s house doing the same thing.

by The Meatriarchy on May 31, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

Yeah, all of Burke’s conversations start with “Wow Garth, your front yar is sooo nice. I love the way your kids play in it”

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just have this sneaky suspicion that Tavares has already told the Islanders he’s not coming.

by The Meatriarchy on May 31, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is terrible. Does anyone know how many flamingos died to make Don Cherry’s suit.

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by Ubernoober on May 31, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Not enough. Stupid flamingos.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Flamingos are tough as hell.

They’d play hockey if they had opposable thumbs.

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Panthers need to change their name to the Flamingos and switch to hot pink uniforms.

They won’t play any better, but at least they will lose in style

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just when it couldn’t get any worse to be a Florida Panther… it does.

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by Ubernoober on May 31, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where CBC beats NBC

Darren Pang and Mike Milbury vs Don Cherry? No contest.

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Panger seems like he is a nice guy but Vanilla Ice Cream has more flavour.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

And he looks so tiny next to milbury.

by The Meatriarchy on May 31, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate Milbury

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey we agree on something!

by The Meatriarchy on May 31, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, that’s one

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

So far. We keep posting a few hundred more times, might find something else!

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s 2! On a role.

I love the Leafs

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s more about laughing than hating.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

We can do both, right?

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cherry’s a tosser.

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whatup all. Took a nap this afternoon, thank goodness I woke up in time for Coach’s Corner.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 31, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

You missed a very poor first period. Big argument on who is the worse announcers..

Oh, and Malkin scored on the PP

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Malkin touched the puck last, Stuart buried it.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the update. Hahaha, eat it stuart.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 31, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

In a McCabbian move!

Hate that dude from the score.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone has AIDS!
AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

NBC Experiment Beginning

Ok,

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

the first name-last name thing is starting to bother me now.

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I miss Cuthbert.

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by furcifer on May 31, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

GREAT SAVE LUONGO!!!

/flashback

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by Ubernoober on May 31, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Wouldn’t that be GREAT SAVE ROBERTO LUONGO!!!

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t roll off the tongue as well

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by Ubernoober on May 31, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t wait to hear him say “Magnus Svensson Paajarvi scores”

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by furcifer on May 31, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Orpik

Nice take down.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Trumpet

That song sounds so sad at first.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy Shit

What a save!

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, good glove positioning at least.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was like 9/11 times 100.

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fleury is standing tall

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by Ubernoober on May 31, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Killed it.

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by Ubernoober on May 31, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice work.

And that’s why you have to win face-offs.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

And not ice the puck.

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

JINX!

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can’t wait for the last overall feature on Ericsson in Game 3

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by furcifer on May 31, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

The Red Wings: lousy at drafting, great at developing.

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heh

Yeah, shouldn’t that be the lesson?

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Although drafting 25-30th every year for like 12 years makes it difficult to get sure fire prospects.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure

But if you know the kids are going to turn into Zetterberg, Ericsson, etc. why not draft them sooner?

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

So you can save your higher draft picks to use on the duds.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shhhh, you’re ruining the Red Wings Scouting Mystique

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 31, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you have any idea how fucking busy they are?

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

They just don’t trade away their young talent, just let them play in the minors until they get good… might take years, but they don’t care.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right, who would they trade for?

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 31, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lip gloss takes a penalty
Wings get a goal, and hold the lead for the rest of the game and then take the cup in 5 games.

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by Ubernoober on May 31, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Malkin knows he can pass to his teammates right?

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m officially cursing the Pens with my posts. I’m going to dissapear for the rest of the game.

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by Ubernoober on May 31, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hall Gill saves the day!!

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by furcifer on May 31, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Hal Gill falls down, no goal.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 31, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has balls. I like balls.

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gill is one of those players that if you notice him, he had a bad game.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bingo

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate ref conspiracies, but….

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 31, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Not the first call the Refs fuck up

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Filpulla

Nice finish but that was a terrible missed call. Of course, it doesn’t help that two Penguins stopped to argue with the play still in progress.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m a lazy speller, OK? I know it… don’t have to rub it in.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

I wasn’t correcting you. Plus, I think I wrote it wrong anyway. My computer’s dying.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m glad Hughson clarified witch Filpula scored.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t like in-game interviews. Let the people focus.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m still waiting for the coach who will refuse to be interviewed on the bench.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 31, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet Wilson will probably be the first

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably will get fined by the NHL for not bending over.

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by furcifer on May 31, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope that was an unintentional pun

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope it WAS intentional.

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I enjoy bad puns.

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by furcifer on May 31, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I only pun when I am over tired. A great indicator on how sleep deprived i am

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

HIT THE NET!

Show some urgency Letang!

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Hows the NBC Experiment going?

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not bad.

NBC McGuire isn’t TSN McGuire.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

That has to be a good thing

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Masybe he thinks Canadians need more crazy.

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by furcifer on May 31, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

On NBC, he’s the foil for Milbury.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 31, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

TANGERS! DO IT!

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CLANG!

There’s two posts for the Penguinos.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

You’re breaking my balls here Hans. You’re breaking my balls.

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Here’s an interesting question: How many horseshoes can Osgood fit up his ass?

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Declaring bankruptcy, but still airing commercials.

Must prepay those.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

NBC calling out Refs for not calling interference on Detroit.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 31, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

It was Team America’s fault.

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

So is this series even going to get to 6?

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by furcifer on May 31, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t think so. At this pace if it goes 5 it’ll be a win. The Red Wings have everything going their way.

Including this shitty intentional offside call. Brutal.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, if the pens coach doesn’t bitch about the reffing he’s not doing it right.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 31, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s too calm to do that.

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by furcifer on May 31, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but if the refs aren’t calling anything on one team and then are giving crap like this “intentional offside” crap, it’s pretty laughable.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 31, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

…and you would be fine with a fine

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey-o

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by furcifer on May 31, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Facebook Vanity pages? What do you want?

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by furcifer on May 31, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Tight sphincter time for the Pens

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Question: Is this Ontario commercial broadcast across Canada?

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by furcifer on May 31, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Milbury and Mcguire yelling at each other. Why won’t they both just shut up? :(

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by Chemmy on May 31, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Talking about Joe getting the GM job on CBC, or they were

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mcguire and Milbury yelling at each other to shut up on NBC.

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by Chemmy on May 31, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watch out for the shoe, Pierre!

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because wishes don’t come true.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow these guys should have won Britain’s Got Talent

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by furcifer on May 31, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Ron – talking about how the former goalies are doing great as executives.

He left out Garth Snow, for some reason.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s a giant socialist weasel.

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of Garth Snow

Don’t know that I fully agree with this, but thought Steve Simmons (ick) made a somewhat interesting point today:

Maple Leafs general manager Brian Burke would like nothing better than to make a deal with Tampa Bay GM Brian Lawton to move up to the second pick in the NHL draft but it’s almost impossible to try to get anything done with Tampa Bay because the two owners, Len Barrie and Oren Koules, aren’t on speaking terms and you need three people to agree on something before you can finalize anything … Also picking ahead of the Leafs are Atlanta, with ownership problems; Colorado, without a general manager; and the Islanders, who may be moving to Kansas City …

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by mf37 on May 31, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s a shit show ahead of him. I veer between “that’ll just make it easier to rip them off” and “this means nothing is getting done”

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colorado is a mess due to the absence of a GM and Atlanta is a mess due to the presence of a GM, but I get the feeling the situation in Tampa and Long Island is a bit of an exaggeration. Still, not the ideal situation to try to swing a deal.

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by mf37 on May 31, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

My uncle called me. He is watching the game on his new 50 inch plasma. He’s never really watched hockey before. I am having to explain everything….

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by Wrap Around Curl on May 31, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

hey!

a new fan. Hopefully hte Wings and Pens put on a good show.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

He just asked my favorite team. That means he is planning Christmas presents.

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by Wrap Around Curl on May 31, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

You get Presents from your Uncles?

Holy shit, I have been getting nothing for years!

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

He needs a montage.

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

in HD? There’s nothing better

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by furcifer on May 31, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is NBC broadcasting the game in HD?

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

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by furcifer on May 31, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that a serious question?

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 31, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

NBC has not been known to invest in it’s hockey broadcasts in the past. Up until last year, CBC didn’t have all their games in HD either.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

NBC has been all-HD for as long as I’ve had HD at the very least.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 31, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cool. Can’t say I watch a lot of NBC, to be perfectly honest.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I only watch it for hockey, pretty much.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 31, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which network had Night Court? If it was NBC, that’s probably the last time i watched it regularly.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crosby

Just choked on that chance. What is he doing just sliding it in to the crease?

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s a buttfucking quitter.

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think that went in. Looks like zetterberg did a good impression of “log”

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 31, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

log! It goes down stairs!

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by blindfolded tank driver on May 31, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

What’s great for a snack and fits on your back?

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Abs

I can’t spell his name so I won’t bother but fuck me MAF sucks shit.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

That was fucking pitiful.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 31, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did a great job there, didn’t you F.A.G?

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is a reply to me but it’s just too clever for me to get what you’re saying.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 31, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m watching Team America at the same time.

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe Burke can convince them they need the top notch goaltendering of Vesa Toskala

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by blindfolded tank driver on May 31, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Detroit holds on to win...

Instead of picking who might score the OT winner, anyone want to guess which Red Wing Crosby slashes as he leaves the ice?

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by mf37 on May 31, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Mike Babcock.

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by furcifer on May 31, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

He would do the presser with blood flowing down the side of his face.

And Crosby’s kid sister would mysteriously disappear.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 31, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta be Helm. That guy can do anything.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got Draper

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by blindfolded tank driver on May 31, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really thought the final this year would be closer.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

We’ll see what happens when they play in Pittsburgh.

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by furcifer on May 31, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too :(

So much for the Pens being the ’84 Oilers.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

The ’84 oilers could probably beat this Pens team.. yes even if they are 25 years older.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dicks fuck pussies.

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

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by Wrap Around Curl on May 31, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

That never gets old, ever

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

FREEDOM!!!!

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by blindfolded tank driver on May 31, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is this just last nights game?

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone think the media is goofy enough to float the idea of Mathieu Garon starting game 3?

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by mf37 on May 31, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Never underestimate the goofiness of the media

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, because scoring one goal a game is really the goalie’s fault.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 31, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

ESPN was already suggesting it in the Carolina series.

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by furcifer on May 31, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t see why someone wouldn’t mention it. That’s 3 horrible goals out of six so far.

Not that it makes sense in the real world but in the media world? It’s a no-brainer to me.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

ooh Tim Wakefield reference…then he had to explain himself and ruined it.

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by furcifer on May 31, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Abdelkader (sp?) shot was like a Tim Wakefield knuckleball….

as to why? It moves around like a knuckleball and gives Detroit a 3-1 lead.

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by furcifer on May 31, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes! A ticking crock!

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Why is this series less competitive than the Ducks series?

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by furcifer on May 31, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

MAF isn’t Hiller and Scuderi, Gonchar, and Letang are not Pronger, Niedermayer, and Beauchemin.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good answer

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crosby and Malkin aren’t Ryan Getzlaf?

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have to say, Getzlaf is freakin awesome.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

When does he turn UFA?

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

good point.

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by furcifer on May 31, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok…it’s official, no interference calls in this game.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 31, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

So did I record last night game and I am just replaying it?

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by Wrap Around Curl on May 31, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

It sure feels that way.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why do you think I started watching Team America?

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

You have a marionette fetish.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 31, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was just a phase I went through.

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Great move by Crosby and still no goal.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

and no support behind him

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 31, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Crosby is pointless after game two, right or wrong, that’s likely to be the big story line.

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by mf37 on May 31, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sad part is, Crosby has been the best Pittsburgh player tonite

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

“not getting the bounces” is going to continue to get a lot of play, I think.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 31, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

by a mile

Even Gretzky didn’t do shit in the Final until his teammates figured out how to play against a great team.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Secondary scoring too – Abdelkader is outscoring Malkin and Crosby…

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by mf37 on May 31, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone watch the French Open today?

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by furcifer on May 31, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah.

Murray was good. Nadal wasn’t. And a good comeback by Sharapova to finish.

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can’t believe nadal lost. Went to the Jays game then had a nap so didn’t watch it.

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by furcifer on May 31, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did yesterday morning. I turned it off because it sounded a bit porno.

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Ever watch women’s curling? Now that sounds porno

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can’t actually think of another reason to watch women’s curling

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Strauss Heart Drops (what the hell are those?)

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hurry!

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by Kerry Fraser on May 31, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

HARD!!!!

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

whooowww…

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by Kerry Fraser on May 31, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

They used to have this gameshow on the radio where you had to guess if the sound was coming from a home improvement show or a porno. It was pretty challenge. “Nail it harder!”

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by furcifer on May 31, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

*challenging

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by furcifer on May 31, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

No sustained pressure

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sustained icing

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by Kerry Fraser on May 31, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

twss

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s hard to win on breakaways alone.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 31, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now Hughson is really pissing me off.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

gotta say

I’ve been pretty happy with the switch to NBC

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

On my comp, can’t get an NBC feed

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, too bad.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh you missed this “Watching the Red Wings is like watching the movie The Great Escape. You just never get tired of seeing it.”

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by furcifer on May 31, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

See my post below

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuckin Hughson

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Everyone talked about Hossa signing with the wings and being the first player in forever to switch teams that meet again in the blah blah blah.

No one talks about poor Ty Conklin

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn we have to watch this pathetic 6 on 5 display again.

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by furcifer on May 31, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Fedetenko’s decision to try to skate through five Wings was brutal.

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by mf37 on May 31, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

and mirrors what a lot of what the Penguins have done in these two games.

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get ready

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by furcifer on May 31, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

south Detroit!

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by furcifer on May 31, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice spear.

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by Kerry Fraser on May 31, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Does anyone else laugh that they love a song that is basically about doing anything to get out of Detroit?

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

And the fact that it is almost impossible to find a favourable song with Detroit in the lyrics.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha…yeah I appreciate the irony. Guess the Leafs should start playing the Toronto/Ontario sucks song now.

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by furcifer on May 31, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s an awesome song

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

BRAWL!

SWEET!

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by PPP on May 31, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

The most interesting non-Team America part of this game.

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Malkin instigator!

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by furcifer on May 31, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

wonder Osgood dive

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Time to update the hockey reference page…

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by furcifer on May 31, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

he got a 5-3 for that one.

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by Kerry Fraser on May 31, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah luckily Detroit went 0 for 2 on that powerplay,

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by furcifer on May 31, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

waiting for McGuire to comment on the weekness of the Detroit powerplay now

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by Kerry Fraser on May 31, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Malkin vs. Zetterberg? Yes Please.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 31, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

That should be a good call on the strength of Osgood flopping around like a fish.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 31, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Really? Looked like a pretty good spear from Letang to me. He may have sold it, but if Letang hadn’t given him the lumber, there’d be no reason to roll around on the ice.

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by mf37 on May 31, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Osgood should of manned up and gone all Eddie on Letang

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by Kerry Fraser on May 31, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh to be sure he got speared a bit. But then he flipped himself onto his back. Basically there’s either a second gunman in section 413 or he dove.

Or Talbot is such a superstar that he is just that strong.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 31, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always picture mullets when I hear this song

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

See everyone next game, another 3-1 Detroit victory

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 31, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

3 Stars

3. Abdelkader
2. Osgood
1. horseshoes.

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by furcifer on May 31, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

3. Applicator
2. The Boards
1. Detroits ability to not quite ice the puck

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by Kerry Fraser on May 31, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Filppula!!!

Небо № 7

by sleza on May 31, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Off to bed.

Goodnight all.

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by article1 on May 31, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

My mom: “I heard them say Applicator”

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by Wrap Around Curl on May 31, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Shift Charts

Interesting that Malkin, and not Crosby, went out for the final push at about 59 mins.

http://www.timeonice.com/default.html?GameNumber=30412&submit=Go

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