Ian White out of the Worlds

Concussion-like symptoms? Thanks for breaking our players Canada!

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It was his Samson-esque stache! Once you lose it! He gets splodeybones cooties!

Mee-Mee-Meep Meep Go Leafs Go Meep Meep! MEEP!!!

by blindfolded tank driver on May 5, 2009 12:03 PM EDT reply actions

The legend of the stache grows more…

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 5, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions

Whitey broken?

Now I’m pissed. I hope this is just an extreme precaution and not a concussion.

"If rubbing frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey, I don't wanna be right."

by Mabel on May 5, 2009 12:04 PM EDT reply actions

WTF

noooooooooooooooooo…

by Karina on May 5, 2009 12:07 PM EDT reply actions

"I went head first into the wall a couple of games ago, that might have been enough to tweak it," White, who also admitted he felt a twinge after the arrivals of Vlasic and Coburn, whereupon Ruff sat him in the press box so hard his head spun…"

Old Guys in Blue and White

by koopa kid on May 5, 2009 12:09 PM EDT reply actions

I heard Coburn had a brutal game last game…..

by Karina on May 5, 2009 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions

so did pickle boy

Mee-Mee-Meep Meep Go Leafs Go Meep Meep! MEEP!!!

by blindfolded tank driver on May 5, 2009 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions

1:58? That’s all OLAS got? I feel ragey!!!!!

by Karina on May 5, 2009 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions

understand Ruff’s philosophy with the defense. “Our best players need to be our best players, so I’mma throw these guys in cold turkey against our toughest opposition so far this tournament. I’ll pretty much bench Schenn too. kthx”

Old Guys in Blue and White

by koopa kid on May 5, 2009 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions

he’s mad at the Leafs over Moore.

Mee-Mee-Meep Meep Go Leafs Go Meep Meep! MEEP!!!

by blindfolded tank driver on May 5, 2009 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions

That’s the most plausible explanation I’ve heard.

We’re sorry Lindy, just stop benching Luke!

"If rubbing frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey, I don't wanna be right."

by Mabel on May 5, 2009 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions

he clearly doesn’t subsribe to the idea of not changing a winning lineup

by Karina on May 5, 2009 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions

and we wonder why the Sabres are out of the playoffs.

Mee-Mee-Meep Meep Go Leafs Go Meep Meep! MEEP!!!

by blindfolded tank driver on May 5, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions

Well, maybe the loss to the Finns will convince him to put Luke back in more. We can hope. Though, if Leafs playing means they suffer concussion like symptoms, maybe we don’t want Luke to play. Maybe Lindy’s just trying to help us out.

"If rubbing frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey, I don't wanna be right."

by Mabel on May 5, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions

Luke will just have to grow a mustashe, stat!

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 5, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions

I don’t think this site would be able to handle that.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 5, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions

sings

Blame Canada….
Blame Canada…

wait… what?

I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it. - Dogbert

by JohnnyG on May 5, 2009 4:11 PM EDT reply actions

A tweak here, a tweak there, who knows? It could’ve even happened on the flight over here

Blame Air Canada,
Blame Air Canada

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 5, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions

This is bullshit, I spent the last 3 days playing the new Wolverine game and no injury could keep him down. Thus, my dream of Ian White being Wolverine has been crushed.

by Clawson on May 5, 2009 4:59 PM EDT reply actions