Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Pro Quality. Fan Perspective.
Login-facebook
Around SBN: Explaining Jeremy Lin's Early, Surprising Success

Bandwagon Open Thread: Mid Week Edition

I take it enough of you survived Taco Tuesday and Drinko De Mayo. Which is rad because we have two game lined up tonight. So let's get to it shall we?

WASHINGTON @ PITTSBURGH 7 PM EST VERSUS CBC RDS. The Caps are up 2 games on the Pens with game three tonight at Mellon. The last game saw a hat trick for Alexander Ovechkin and Sidney Crosby as well. Now there are ads more aggressively promoting this so called rivalry, much to the chagrin of the Cros and Ovie. They'd perfer the reporters stop asking about it and consider the other players on the teams, but I don't see that happening. The last game Marc Andre Fleury was scattered and not in typical form and Simeon Varlamov was rather zen and composed. It will be interesting if the Pens will bring the ruckus tonight...

BOSTON @ CAROLINA 7:30 PM EST VERSUS RIS TSN NESN. The Canes have been a scrappy bunch facing the Bruins. Chad Larose tried to take one Zdeno Chara and really, I give him points for effort for the totally obvious size difference. Cam Ward did what a fantastic goalie should do, which is anything possible to keep the puck out of the net including breakdancing moves. The Canes shutout the Bruins 3-0 even with that whole "was it a goal or not, probably yes" thing. Also, I wish LaRose was mic'd up. Because he is hysterical. Hrm, something is missing....Lucic Lust! There we go. Game preview complete.

Comment 574 comments  |  0 recs  | 

Do you like this story?

Comments

Display:

LaRose

only shows up in the playoffs, I remember him being a big part of their cup win, and I haven’t heard anything about him in between.

by Karina on May 6, 2009 6:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I think he quite the present player.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

makes a good trade deadline player.

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've been reading this drunk thread..

Fear the Fin
Scan for the Mr. K. comments. Priceless.

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 7:01 PM EDT reply actions  

kickass!

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

So epically trashed.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it right that I find what he’s typing easy to follow?

by Karina on May 6, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can totally read it. And comprehend it….

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok good

I love his run-in with a Canucks fan….

by Karina on May 6, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll admit that I didn’t really know the diff between N and S.Cal until I moved here.

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, I don’t know of a difference, but I do know where San Jose is…

by Karina on May 6, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

As far as I know, San Jose is N.Cal and Anaheim is S.Cal.

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

that would be my basic understanding……

by Karina on May 6, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

My excuse is years of liver abuse

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

BTW,

I turned my tv on mute and have headphones in because I am that sick of announcers. I will probably miss something important.

I MISS WATCHING HOCKEY IN A RINKKKKKKKK.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

what the shit are you doing MAF?

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Well that’ll shut em up

Die By The Blade - An SB nation destination for Sabres fans everywhere

by Zachary Zielonka on May 6, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Caps score???

by Karina on May 6, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ovechkin, Funny bounce off the end boards, goalie out of position, OV blasts it.

by general borschevsky on May 6, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

1-0 Caps. Because MAF was being a tool box.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

this may be why MAF gets no Olympic consideration, despite going to the cup final last year….

by Karina on May 6, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d rather Mason, Roloson or Brodeur over MAF

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Epic goaltender fail.

by stucky on May 6, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH HELL YEAH OVECHKIN

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on May 6, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I think the Pittsburgh “white-out” is really stupid when the road team is wearing white. Visually, psychologically it looks like they’re supporting the Caps and must feel that way to the players. Why don’t they do a black-out? That would be cool.

by general borschevsky on May 6, 2009 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

because that's racially questionable?

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

but white out implies inhalant abuse

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

C’mon. I think their reluctance to go black is racially questionable.

by general borschevsky on May 6, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

well they say once you go black you never go back, so maybe they’re afraid of that?

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

what’s wrong with powder blue?

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

For the Penguins nothing, they can rock that jersey anytime they want

Die By The Blade - An SB nation destination for Sabres fans everywhere

by Zachary Zielonka on May 6, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cyan is an acceptable substitute

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

yellow out?

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

that sounds vaguely familiar for some reason…

by Karina on May 6, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

how so?

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

like something in university where someone tinted their whiteout yellow for some reason familiar…

by Karina on May 6, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you thinking of a highlighter?

by clrkaitken on May 6, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

no…. they must’ve put yellow paint in the white out….
don’t worry, I went to architecture school, crazy things like this were common. It’s just weird when something unrelated triggers these memories…

by Karina on May 6, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or the Pens fans could just be good enough that they don’t need such a retarded gimmick.

A crowd that doesn’t make noise even if they’re all wearing the same colour is still a crowd that doesn’t make noise.

by clrkaitken on May 6, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone wearing yellow? Seems a bit cowardly.

by general borschevsky on May 6, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

or jaundice

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

they should all wear tuxes…. y’know… with cummerbunds.

by Karina on May 6, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the platinum section of the ACC already called dibs.

by clrkaitken on May 6, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

If they ever play another NHL game at Maple Leaf Gardens I expect it to be a black-tie affair from the Golds to the Greys.

by general borschevsky on May 6, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s a great classy idea.

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

that would be bitchin

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

shall I

float the idea over on the Pens SBN site?

by Karina on May 6, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

tuxedo suits are an exceptable substitute

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

meant to say.. tuxedo T-shirts

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahhhh gotcha

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell ya. The “white-out” is really not working for them. From what I’ve seen it produces bad luck.

by general borschevsky on May 6, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

what about tshirts with a tuxedo printed on them

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is supposed to be a 'white-out'???

Wouldn’t it make sense if the HOME team were wearing white instead?

It looks like a building full of Caps fans.

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is there a home team colour rule this year? or has it reverted to home-team choice?

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Home team is colored….unless the Leafs want to wear thirds at home.

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s a dumb rule. Home team should decide.

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmmm cheese

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Mmmm Briskety Goodness

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

damn I need to eat more filling things, like, I dunno…babies?

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

om nom nom.

Want.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

hi Arch!!!!

haven’t seen you in a while!

by Karina on May 6, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuh realz

I’ve been in and out of these puppies. Teams that aren’t the Leafs bore me to no end, and people sometimes dislike that I refuse to actually talk about the game

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Personally, I don’t mind talking about other stuff, but some others do…

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

serious?

sorry dude, going off topic is one of the best things about GDTs….
though I haven’t really been around for many of these either.

by Karina on May 6, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

MAF..

almost beat by Backstrum

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Oooooh!

Washington just misses making it 2-0 on a wraparound through the crease.

by general borschevsky on May 6, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

oooooh

tell the Sun what you’d name Balsille’s team
and with that, I go home. L8r!

by Karina on May 6, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Ontario Beavers.

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hamilton Bacon Yadas!

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

copyright infringement!

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hamilton Maple Leafs

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAmilton Botulism

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hamilton Roughriders

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

origional

i like it!

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ontario Generics

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

with the Ontario Beavers you can totally rip of the “Yours to Discover”

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn you could

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like that one!

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hamilton fuck you bettmans

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hamilton Balsillies!

by stucky on May 6, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Hamilton Pollution

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kitchener Appliances

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Southwestern Ontario Hockey Markets

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guelf Grass

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Waterloo Waterclosets

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…..

by general borschevsky on May 6, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought I was the only one who would laugh at that one. most would probably give it a sad trombone at best

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

sometimes a sad trombone marks the best one

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Southern Ontario Sad Trombones

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bacon Ya-das?

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

The “Hamilton We’re an AHL Team because we couldn’t get an NHL one”

Support Your Local Coyotes Blog! -
Five For Howling

by Travis Hair on May 6, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Southern Ontario NonSens

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Southern Ontario Banana Slugs

I think we have a logo for them too if they would like to use it.

Die By The Blade - An SB nation destination for Sabres fans everywhere

by Zachary Zielonka on May 6, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ontario Totally not the Leafs

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Worstville Awfulteam

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ontario Sucktastic Sailors

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Noelville Elves

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Southwest Ontario Gretzkycoach

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

the Brantford Butchers!

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Gretzky” /giving myself a noogie

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who am I supposes to cheer for?

Washington?

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

you cheer for whoever your little heart desires

and yes

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m cheering for the winner.

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

good plan, that way you never lose

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crabby joes pan bread, you will be the death of me

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

as long as it doesn’t contain the young of Omicron Persei 8 you’ll be fine

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

but thats where all the flavour comes from

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

but the ribs, nachos, wings and white chocolate super brownie and 3 pints of guiness probably didnt help either……..

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice Caroline crowd. I am impressed.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

they do playoff crowds right

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Regular season crowds, on the other hand…

by clrkaitken on May 6, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

so we’ve got people watching both games.. nice.

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Picture-in-picture is a beautiful thing.

by clrkaitken on May 6, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

lucky you!

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

“The punishment Staal took from Chara is amazing…”

BOW….CHICKA….WOW…..WOW.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

ow ow OOWW!

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jebus you could put an eye out with that thing!!!

by stucky on May 6, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

especially since its at eye level for a normal human

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

12 year old kid singing the anthem. Crowd nervously singing along.

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Apparently she sings it at every game for the past few years. What a great kiddo.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kinda getting sick of everybody doing that. Congratulations. You can recognize basic words and letters.

by clrkaitken on May 6, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

GO WHALERS!

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

WRONG

They’re the hurricanes. Plus, GO BRUINS!

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

NEVER!

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Party pooper! haha…

Plus, they almost just scored.

by stucky on May 6, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eddie is still funny..

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

THE PRICE IS 100 MILLION DOLLARS BITCH!

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

or was that billion?

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

got a little Dr. Evil going?

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was trying to remember how much money drunken eddie offered the cops not to bust him

joke fail!

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was a billion

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually the price is $212.5 million dollars bitch!

(With sincere apologies to Odin)

by stucky on May 6, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love crazy eddie

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

huh…… they put the third jersey logo at center ice

FAIL!

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Been there the whole season. We did the same thing.

Die By The Blade - An SB nation destination for Sabres fans everywhere

by Zachary Zielonka on May 6, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

FAIL!

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apropos Of Nothing

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

that's you in cartoon form?

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Roy?

totally.

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

which simpsons character are YOU?

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

wooo ! Homer!

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was Dr Hibert

a huh huh huh!

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lisa..

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same here. Hmmm…

by stucky on May 6, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Essentially

That’s who I’d be in “Honey’s, I’m home!”

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hah

Exactly!

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

yesssss.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

It will be a throwback to like Three’s Company.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Only with sexy hockey bloggers

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Bloggy Bunch?

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

’Honey’s, I’m Home!’

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

can i be the wise cracking mail man?

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i LOVE it

Great idea.

Pythons aplenty = ratings

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

who wants to be the nosy neighbour?

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could do that

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

can you yell “AAAAARCHIIEEEE” really loud and shake your fist at the sky?

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

bow chicka wow wow

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need a theme song.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

i heard roy wans moving in with two sexy ladies

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great rush by Malkin comes close.

by general borschevsky on May 6, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow. Great rush Crosby but the Pens still can’t score.

by general borschevsky on May 6, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Another good chance right at the buzzer, but it’s still 1-0 Caps.

by general borschevsky on May 6, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I didn’t think Varly had what it took to beat Pittsburgh, and yet here we are.

by stucky on May 6, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Varlamov is crazy good.

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

lusty lucic goal.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

wwwwoooooooo!

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

p.s. currently chilling at canes country AND here.

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

1-0 Bruins. Lucic.

Bitter Leaf Fan: a life-long Toronto Maple Leafs fan comments on the team, the media and the exasperation...

by mf37 on May 6, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Dayum, Ward almost pulled a Varlauango. no dice

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Great Save Varlauango !

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's all like:

A picture of me? For you?

Yeah. I can do that.

Check my hair out. It does that by itself.

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like the shirt and tie combo

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very studly

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

more like

“I will protect this hat with all I have, m’lady”

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

“you know where this would look better? on my bed room floor”

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

It ain’t intermission here.

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is where I am.

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

However

It IS a Leafs blog, and that IS Luke Schenn

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fair point.

p.s. Stephane Yelle is one of my favorites right now.

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

If only...

We didn’t already use the nickname for Dominc Moore (who?)

He could be the “Rebel Yelle”

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I shoulda gone with “darkly Dreaming Dominic”, I know now

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could see him murdering oranges in the morning

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw him

Murdering the Sabres playoff run.

Which was great.

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was getting back at Peters for the golf swing

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

He far from murdered the playoff run

Die By The Blade - An SB nation destination for Sabres fans everywhere

by Zachary Zielonka on May 6, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

he just murdered any chance of netting a contract next year

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

cut it into pieces, put it in garbage bags and threw it off a boat

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

or just down the sewer, it is Buffalo after all

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

In his defence

He did score A goal for the Sabres in his 20 games there.

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was also kind enough to allow Luke Schenn to punch him for a while

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Noble.

Stupid, but noble.

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was such a cutely awkward fight.

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

“oh hai! I memberz you!”
“u memberz mai fizt?”

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's always next year

When Burkie re-acquires him

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

at heavily reduced salary

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Natch.

the honour to play for the Maple Leafs and all that jazz…

Plus, I bet he misses Blake x1000

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blake only misses him x2

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that a Domi Slash signal I see in the sky?

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luke Schenn is always appropriate
him and Wendel have a content vito

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

he is reverting to his natural state

wookie

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to punch those DQ lips right in the…..lips?

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

COME ON CANESSSSSS.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

jebus, Timmy Tee is back

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

He never left. It’s hard to win when the offense doesn’t score.

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

Nice save by Thomas.

by stucky on May 6, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Down goes Brown is now an official national treasure of Leafs nation

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Unreal

He’s on a such a roll lately. In a league of his own.

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Truly, a visionary. I wish the Bruins had someone as consistently good as him.

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am in awe, truly om awe

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

How does he come up with this stuff? He always brings the funny!

by stucky on May 6, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cam Ward is so hot right now…

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

the postseason of the goalie continues

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

there is only one goaltender left who is not playing out of his mind almost every night, and he doesnt have to

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Vesa/Pogge/GRBRSRKR/CuJo

All share a good cry

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

hellooooooo Gustavsson

Hiller the next plxkthxbai!

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ference

Loves the earth so much he convinces a hurricane to hug it…with his shoulder.

Trainer on the ice. Penalty to Bruins.

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Huh.

Cowher in the crowd. Didn’t know he was a hockey fan.

by stucky on May 6, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

why did google suggest “spam skillet casserole” to me?
what are you trying to tell me google?

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

What did you search for?

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

nothing, just across the top of my mail box

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh wow. You can turn that off, you know. It’s called “web clips” in the settings.

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

yah, i like it tho

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

you’re a Viking

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam glorious spam! oh wonderful spam!

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’ve never noticed that? It does that all the time. You can turn off the google suggestions.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

well yes, but usually the food is something that sounds mildly appetizing, or has something to do with a search.

i dont think i was looking for spam

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait, i just cleared my spam file….yeah, im an idiot

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

across my gmail

“Yahoo! News: Entertainment News – Paris Hilton: The Hardest-Working Gal in Showbiz? (E! Online) "

HAHAHAHA

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ovechkin leaned on his stick so hard

That it just exploded.

That happened to me once.

I was in the hospital for a week.

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

and you took advantage of the nurse staff…

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would've

until you remember why I was hospitalized

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

i sense a missed inuendo

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats why i use wood sticks, that and im broke and cant afford the composite

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

the most I ever spent on a stick was $20. My play does not justify anything more expensive

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

PENS SCORE

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuslan

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pass fail turns into goal pass for Fedotenko, if that makes sense.

1-1

by stucky on May 6, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goal! Pen!s

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm the only one

Who finds that typo hilarious?

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

no
but its not a typo

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh i know
but he always does that

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know that, then again I am kind of a newb around here…

by stucky on May 6, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not a newb

and also didn’t know that.

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared is the only one that reads my comments.

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

i cant forget a good dick joke

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

(looking innocent)

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shoot, I should probably

Be watching the Bruins game

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s at intermission now, you’re not missing anything.

by stucky on May 6, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

no hurry, intermission

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, wonderful then

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Penguins

need to work on the one-timers. How many misses is that?

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

question for Arch and Wrap, new suit shopping next week, pinstripes or no?

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

As long as they are the right kind, yes.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes.

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-4, thats what i thought

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

What width of pinstripe?

What colour of suit?

You’re killing me, smalls.

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

it would be a narrow strip, dark grey or blue, havnt decided yet. needs to be all purpose, yet pimpin, all suggestions are welcome

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can’t go wrong with Dark Blue. It works wonders. If you’re going to a casual thing, dark blue sport coat goes well with khakis or a dark jean.

Grey is also excellent. Don’t let the secret slip, but charcoal grey is actually man’s most dangerous weapon. It works with any possible colour.

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i got a charcoal pea coat, so i figured it would work well.
also it lends itself to a wider tie variety

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Correct answer is chalk stripe.

And Archimedes is right, you can’t go wrong with a deep charcoal grey.

Bitter Leaf Fan: a life-long Toronto Maple Leafs fan comments on the team, the media and the exasperation...

by mf37 on May 6, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

It follows the “When in doubt, wear black” rule that most go by. Charcoal has a large amout of black in it, so you’ve already got that covered, plus it looks better with khaki and blue than black does.

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

plus, black has been done to death, and i already have two black suits

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

You look like you’re doing something different, even though you’re following the same rule.

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

that dog is amazing

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s kinda a dick.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that Scott Stevens dog?

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta love

The 2nd hit the most.

I mean, the kid would be like “Whoa, I got smoked there. I hope I d-” WHAM!

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i love how the dog jumps into the kid too, thats how you know its not an accident

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

This kind of applies.

just add “-IN”

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

no crying over spilt Malk(in)
with Vitamin cRosby

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Malkman!

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miak?

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hal Gill

Injured him by simply existing.

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remembering watching Hal Gill

I can totally understand

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

his gravitational pull was too much, now he is imploding like a super nova

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hal Gill

still gets “Hal Gill Sucks” chants at the gahden.

Probably from kids he played with in High School.

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I miss that gigantic pylon with arms

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Who are we?”
“We’re the pylons!”

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

that commercial was the best thing Messier ever did

yes stanley cups included

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alweeez Frooosh

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

catch the taste!

and the settlement!

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alomar?

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yea

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

you mean the ones he sat on?

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Penguins

Looking dangerous

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

thank you for the heads up!

My boss appreciates it.

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Makin' hilites

And I was watching the wrong game.

Pens/Caps is someone elses problem.

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

couple of near-misses in the first, good saves by thomas, goal in the first.

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

So far I've got...

CAM WARD…
COMING OFF HIS 4TH CAREER PLAYOFF SHUTOUT IN GAME 2…

THE BRUINS MEANWHILE…
LOOKING TO REMAIN PERFECT ON THE ROAD IN THE POSTSEASON…
(2-0 in round 1)

MIDWAY THRU THE 1ST…
BRUINS OPEN THE SCORING…
TIM GLEASON…
TRIES TO BLOCK THE DENNIS WIDEMAN POINT SHOT…
PUCK COMES RIGHT TO…
MILAN LUCIC (1)…
HE BEATS WARD…
1-0 BRUINS…

SOON AFTER…
‘CANES LOOK TO ANSWER…
THOMAS KEEPS IT 1-0 B’S…

LATE 1ST…
ANDREW FERRENCE…
WITH THE DANGEROUS HIT ON…
RYAN BAYDA…
BAYDA SHAKEN UP…
BUT WOULD STAY IN THE GAME…
FERRENCE GIVEN 2 FOR BOARDING…

ENSUING CAROLINA PP…
ERIK COLE’S CENTRING PASS…
GETS DEFLECTED IN FRONT…
ERIC STAAL TRIES TO BAT IT HOME…
BUT CAN’T…
1-0 BOSTON AFTER 1…

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, ok. You’re a pro.

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I only get 2 minutes to tell the story

So I’ve gotta be a little more picky then if it were a Canadian team / Crosby

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm also watching

TFC play the Vancouver Whitecaps

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

stop yelling!

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Sorry. Caps are standard in the hockey television industry. Its a requisite to yell everything.

Just ask Pierre Macguire/Kypreos

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

ESPN

talks about hockey?

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

The world-wide leader of yelling over loud music over highlights.

And I think they were just doing that today…oddly enough.

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn family
you come to visite em and they want to spend time with you

catch y’all later

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

P's

I want an update the suit hunt tomorrow!

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

l8r!

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Funny how that works eh?

Later.

by stucky on May 6, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Varlamov

better be sharp after that slash

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

CHARA IS ANGRY

Get off the ice!

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

hide your young

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s a whole lot of angry!

by stucky on May 6, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap

Whitney’s on my fantasy team.

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Ruutu

Skating gingerly, testing an injury

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I heard he was getting his skate sharpened.

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

but I’d believe an injury

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, thats true

I was mistaken.

Stupid Ruutu. It LOOKED like he was testing an injury

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now he can test it in the penalty box.

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boston

Is my pick to win the cup.

That poor city needs a title this year.

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah.. Boston is really lacking in competitive teams

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

On that “how much does your team suck” fanshot, the bruins got -223.

Fuck other Boston teams.

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s the spirit! F**k em all, right in the ear.

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I mean

With Brady on the mend, KG hurt, and the Red Sox in 2nd in the AL East, Boston is in danger of not winning any titles at all this season! The Bruins need to pick up the slack.

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zdeno Chara

is nothing short of absolutely terrifying

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

ROARRRRRRRRR>

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

CHARA SMASH!

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Run for the hills!

by stucky on May 6, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Runnnn foooOOOoor yoooouuuuuur LiiiIIIIIIIIiiiffe

/iron maiden

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s pretty damn awesome.

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Playing like an asbolute monster today too.

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

As soon as I posted it, I was like “Very PMG of me”

At least it applies this time.

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell yeah it does.

Oh, cullen. He’s gonna poke-check until he gets close enough to just gently SMASH YOU INTO THE BOARDS

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

There are no words

To describe how great it is that Ottawa let him go.

I mean, you’ve GOTTA retain Wade Redden instead, right?

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

sad trombone

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL @ Wade Redden

Wait… who?

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

that guy that never shows up to work, but collects a pay check

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Penalty - Bruins

Ryder.

Need to stop this buzzing first!

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Big time pressure there by the Canes.

by stucky on May 6, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

And like half our big PKers just played for 2 minutes already. Hmmmmmm

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryder needs to return to MVP form. Should plant some Habs sticks on the Carolina players

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice clear by Savard, though.

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t stop reading “my Immortal”. I think I need an intervention

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Penguins 0-4 on the powerplay.

by general borschevsky on May 6, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

sad trombone

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Inevitable, really

Chara can only be on the ice for so long

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

STAAAAAAAAAL!

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn I missed it!

The crowd is even louder than before if that’s possible.

by stucky on May 6, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

aw shit

fuck you samsonov

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

What a save by Varlamov!

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Sergei Samsonov!?!

He’s ALIVE?

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought he became a horse jockey

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

2-1 Hurricanes

Just like that

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Ovechkin...

interference on Crosby

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Carolina

Ridiculously hot girls in the stands.

Ridiculous

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

So true. One of the bonuses of playing them

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Their ice girls don’t bug me that much…

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bug me?

gaddam. They’re sensual.

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did I just read that?

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did I interrupt a boner party?

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’re just hot. Does it always have to be a boner party with you?

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

boner party

I just got an image of tiny party hats…very NSFW

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe?

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

It doesn't not have to be

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Penguins are doing everything..

except score

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

They’re due for a break.

by stucky on May 6, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Varlamov is the true star of this series so far. Unbelievable

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still 2-0?

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

or whatever the score was

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shots are 29-15 for Pittsburgh

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ideal Cup Finals For The NHL

VARLAMOV vs HILLER!

The NHL on VERSUS!

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can see that happening

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bettman

just got a heart attack reading that

by stucky on May 6, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

With Jim Balsillie doing the ‘between the glass’ analysis

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Take THAT NBA

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

every time

I see Hiller, I keep reading it as Hitler. And I imagine a sign saying “heil Hiller” and someone getting kicked out of the arena

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll just nickname him Colonel Klink

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ze Duckies know nuzzin!

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

1-1

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stephane Yelle

Just got moped out.

yucky

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

2-1 'Canes thru 2

Building is stupid loud.

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

note to self: attend game in carolina.

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Malkin with a HUGE slapshot..

Varlamov with a MONSTER save

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Because I know you all care:

TFC – 1 / Vancouver – 0 at the half

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

is that the same league as the Revolution?

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went to one of their games once…free tickets, ten dollar beers.

I brought a roster and heckled. Good times.

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Taylor Twellman!

One of MLS’s most hated

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know less about the revs than I do about the celtics.

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

TFC is

and Vancouver will be next year.

But technically they’re playing in the Nutralite Canadian Club Championship.

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ovechkin takes a run at Malkin..

Malkin was dancing

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Someone is grilling near me

I can smell it through the window.

Dammit, I think I’m getting one this weekend. Charcoal taste or gas convenience? Anyone?

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

convenience. Better for you as well.

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought so too, but some people have tried to convince me charcoal. Seems like a good way to make a good mess.

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I save charcoal for camping and such. Makes it a nice treat and you don’t have to bring the mess home

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha might have been a power saw instead. Something burning, anyhow.

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

MALKINS MILITIA.

REPRESENT.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Return of the Malk

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

you can talk his picture off the Malk container

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

bow chicka wow wow?

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Requisite Music

For the Return of the Malk

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

FAIL!

Stupid youtube taking down the actual song!

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Malkin! Pen!!!!1s

2-1

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Malkin

Eventually had to happen

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

now just do it again.

Actually, let’s get Gonchar to score.

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa!

Ovechkin flying through the air with a 360.

by stucky on May 6, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

he’s trying to kill someone

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s gonna be himself if he isn’t careful

by stucky on May 6, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

he should stick to scoring goals

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

What?

where did that penalty come from? Do the refs get paid extra for OT?

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

If so they just got paid.

by stucky on May 6, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Broons Buzzing

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

details!

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Backstrom banked it off MAF

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Backstrom power play goal on a questionable call (what else is new?)

by stucky on May 6, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotta suck for Pittsburgh. Worked so hard to get a goal, then the refs just hand the Caps a pp with 2 mins left.

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Conspiracy

Crosby/Ovechkin/Malkin – OT Winner

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lemieux laces em up and shows the kids how to score.

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

IS THAT MARIO’S MUSIC???

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was inevitable though, with Pittsburgh having the previous 6 powerplays. Which is no reason to hand the Caps one on a phantom call, but what do I know?

by stucky on May 6, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m getting really annoyed with all the end-of-game crap being pulled by the refs.

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too

Funny though, you’d think right now the Pens would gain from such acts being down 2 games to 0, what with Bettman and the NHL wanting to milk this series for as long as possible.

removes tinfoil hat

by stucky on May 6, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess they want the 3OT coverage

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

balls.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Caps tie it.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

OT coming up

Pens season basically on the line.

by stucky on May 6, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

The camera view fro the Boston-Carolina game is so much better then the one in Pittsburgh. It’s so much closer and lower to the ice.

by general borschevsky on May 6, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

with super dooper HD?

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bruins Goal!!!!

Mark Recchi!? Chuck Kobasew?

Who cares!

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Think it was Recchi.

What a veteran signing he was for the Bs. A class, talented and hard working player.

by stucky on May 6, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love that signing.

Less so steve montador.

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WILL ONE OF YOU STRAPPING GENTS MAKE MY PICTURE IN PICTURE WORK. PLZ?

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

the konami code won't fix it.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

what happened when you tried?

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unlimited Ammo

But no picture in picture

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve never had a TV with PinP

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd move to Carolina

For sure

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah…doesn’t look like a bad spot.

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've vacationed there

If they had a pro baseball team. I’d do it.

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

pro baseball matters not-that-much to me. Hmmm….

It would be rough leaving my bruins, though.

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's the only requisite I have

When moving to an area.

If I can’t get to a ballpark within an hour, I go into withdrawl.

Borderline Genius- We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on May 6, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah. Your Baseball is my Hockey

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

That could get ugly.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better get used to NASCAR.

by general borschevsky on May 6, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

as far as I can tell, that’s an excuse to drink during the day.

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just need a place

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too, but company is nice.

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

"The Hangover"

on me ’I want to see it!" list. See if it triggers any lost memories

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I won’t lie, the trailer for it makes me laugh so hard.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

anyone watching the canes?

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m watching the Bruins

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Delay of game penalty to the Caps

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Complete with pointing.

by stucky on May 6, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

POINTS

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Malkin’s been great tonight. Crosby not so much.

by general borschevsky on May 6, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Friend having a crisis. Off to save the day.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
Now Princess Game Thread.

by Wrap Around Curl on May 6, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

nighty

good luck!

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

good luck!

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

What a pileup in the Caps crease.

by general borschevsky on May 6, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn...

Ovechkin is dangerous shooting from everywhere

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn You, Lost!

Hurry up and end, so I can get my picture in picture back!!!

by clrkaitken on May 6, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Carolina-Boston 3rd period ends. 2-2.

by general borschevsky on May 6, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

lots of extra time tonight

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the Caps win tonight...

… Varlamov should be the 1st, 2nd and 3rd star.

by stucky on May 6, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

unbelievable.

Malkin has shown some sweet moves tonight as well.

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Malkin’s putting on a one-man show for the Pens tonight. Too bad they don’t have any other talented superstars for him to play with…

What?

by general borschevsky on May 6, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s hard to take the face of the league seriously when said face has a 14 year-old’s moustache.

by clrkaitken on May 6, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

lots of hooking on Malkin there. That better be a sign that there are no more penalties coming

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

they just pulled Satan off the bench

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

GGOOAAALL!!

Pen!s win!!!!!1

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Lewang gets the deflection goal for the Pen!s

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Washington had them on the ropes.

by general borschevsky on May 6, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still gotta figure out Varlamov.

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pittsburgh keeps it going….

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Justice

Pens deserved the win tonight

by stucky on May 6, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

shots where 42-23. Malkin really stepped up

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Malkin interview! No mention of Denny’s though. And he could say more than “oh”

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I should stuck to that stream to see that. Over to TSN now

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was a kinda short interview. Unbelebbable, you could say

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was asked if he was imitating Ovechkin by jumping into the glass atfer he scored.

“Oh no, I’m just myself, I’m just happy, is my celebration.”

by general borschevsky on May 6, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was adorable

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Denny's!

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perfect OT timing

As one game ends, another OT begins. Life is good.

by stucky on May 6, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Man fuck Pittsburgh

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on May 6, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on May 6, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

ha! Is that from Mr. K.?

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

I was inspired. And will now keep a link to this on my desktop for further use.

by Karina on May 6, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing could be finer then sweet Carolina!

by general borschevsky on May 6, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Bomp Bomp Bomp

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jokinen

Cornelius is not happy

by stucky on May 6, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

NOT AT ALL

WHO WANTS SOME? HUH? YOU LOOKIN AT ME, PUNK?

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, it’s cool
I’m cool, man, I’m cool. I swear.

…what did that guy just say? GET THE FUCK OVER HERE

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, in all seriousness, I’m surprised that went to overtime at all.

my dad just emailed me
subject: ugh
body: -dad

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is one of those days where every one of your teams loses.

Sox, Caps, Bruins, shit shit shit

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on May 6, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank god we didn’t claim him when he passed through waivers.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on May 6, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

clearly he is a player with no use

by Karina on May 6, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

love that guy already

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can feel his pain

by Karina on May 6, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

seems to be impervious to all the wet towel whipping

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

it needs a MS paint arrow and “stunned” a la the Pensblog

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on May 6, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

TSN used a Mike Lange clip in the Pens-Caps game highlights. He’s the man!

by stucky on May 6, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Sees Bettman on TV..

feels stabby

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Try the peaceful tranquility of baseball. Blue Jays are leading 2-0 in the first playing a late game on the west coast.

The tranquil effects are only temporary. Either you’ll fall asleep or start feeling stabby again after a while.

by general borschevsky on May 6, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

without alcohol this game is really…..boring"

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah.. Jays winning 7-0. urge to kill fading… fading

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on May 6, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

 damn you all for starting to make me pay attention to baseball again

I was out! I was free!

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have won the family drinking marathon yay to me

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

you won?

a family drinking marathon with newfies?
Wow. I’d die of alcohol poisoning and my relatives would still be going…

by Karina on May 6, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

 only me an my sis are newfs, the parents are from the marimache

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh

not a huge diff there.

by Karina on May 6, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is truth

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope you put Grandma to bed.

by general borschevsky on May 6, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gran was unable to attend
it was just the parents, sister and myself

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://ohnocaps.ytmnd.com

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on May 6, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

bahahahaha….
good song choice.

by Karina on May 6, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had to buy that shit on Amazon, the internet sucks now.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on May 6, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

his

birth mark is hypnotic

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on May 6, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chemmy, you’re pretty good at this ytmnd stuff.

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 6, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

this so did not go well…. i’m still mad at hockey. now even more

"miss u, CR baby...u want 2 get back 2gether?"

by sleza on May 7, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

Your best source for quality Toronto Maple Leafs news, rumours, analysis, stats and scores from the fan perspective.

FanPosts

Community blog posts and discussion.

Recommended FanPosts

Frank_serpico_by_drawmanou_small
How to Value Mikhail Grabovski

Recent FanPosts

Black_sox_small
First-time jersey purchase
Blawrie_small
Irresponsible Speculation Time
Syrupglleaf17lg_small
The Stretch Drive Schedule: DIY Analysis (AKA I have way too much time on my hands)
Leafs_small
Heartbreaking S-O Loss to Penguins
N907005365_1934770_7971_small
Complaining like an All-Star
Small
Mental Health and Kevin Bieksa
Leafs_small
AllStar Fantasy Draft........P'neuf Already
Frank_serpico_by_drawmanou_small
Team Defense Cap Hit vs. Performance
Globeatar_small
What's The Problem With The Leafs' PK? (Part 2)

+ New FanPost All FanPosts >

StatCounter

wordpress visitor


Chief Blogging Officers

Calvin_small PPP

Aen1_small Chemmy

PPP's Girlfriends

Don_t_panic_small SkinnyFish

Picture_1_small JP Nikota

Fg_small birky

Christian-hanson-wrecks-brian-o_1__small Bower Power