Samsonov And Delilahov
by Mattblack on May 7, 2009 4:48 AM EDT
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Print- Knocking the thing clean out of the park once more, Down Goes Brown accesses the Leafs feed for that Facebook thing that all the kids are talking about.
- More news on the unfortunate Chris DiDomenico from Maple Leafs Hot Stove.
- You know, I internally debated if I should link to the drunken ramblings of Jared - but it's funny and he's never done anything for me. So here it is. And really - rye and rum??
- Returning from a short break, Vintage Leafs today features 'meet the press' day.
- Decision time soon for Gustavsson, reports CBC.
- Further Phoenix fallout: Toronto Sports Media covers the days events in full. Also chipping in is David J, king of Hockey Analysis.
- Puck Daddy keeps spirits up with the latest in the Jersey Fouls series - featuring a pair of Blackhawks fans who clearly take their role-playing a bit too seriously.
- The Hockey Writers ponder if the Flyers are still the bullies of the Eastern Conference, give you ten sick stick saves and list the busts of the season.
- You know those times when 'lower body injury' just doesn't cut it? Sami Salo does.
- Playoffs: Capitals 2 - 3 Penguins (Capitals lead 2 - 1). Bruins 2 - 3 Hurricanes (Hurricanes lead 2 - 1).
- How Could This Happen to Me?
- World Championships: Russia 4 - 3 Belarus. Finland 2 - 3 Ron Wilson's USA!USA!USA!
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 7, 2009 7:45 AM EDT reply actions
there were no hockey yesterday. except the russia game
"miss u, CR baby...u want 2 get back 2gether?"
which you can't handle
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Beating a dead horse
An update on the soon-to-be-filmed CBC/Radio-Canada movie of the week ‘Miracle on Ice 2, worst to first, chapter 3, journeyman player makes bad career move’, Drummondville hung Dido’s sweater behind the bench last night then beat the living shit out of their opponents 9-2. Maybe its a sweater woven from powerful mustache fibers.
For sleza:
Wilson likes the Finns:
“If you were picking a European player for your team, 90 percent of coaches in the NHL would take a Finn,” said Wilson, who coaches the Toronto Maple Leafs. “They are mentally tough, they play hard and nothing seems to bother them.”
by general borschevsky on May 7, 2009 9:08 AM EDT reply actions
they are also very fashionable, if the Vesa is any indication
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by JaredFromLondon on May 7, 2009 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions
wait, until they release the fashionable Vesa action figure, with manpurse grip
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by blindfolded tank driver on May 7, 2009 9:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Mcdonalds already has the vesa mini-helmet goalie figure. it’s sized to fit in a purse. So, add a purse to that. Purse in vesa’s hand in man purse in vesa’s hand….
It’s man purses all the way down!
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 7, 2009 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions
its like those dutch dolls that fit inside each other
with more zaz
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by JaredFromLondon on May 7, 2009 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions
That’s zazz, I believe.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 7, 2009 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Uh, those are Russian dolls.
Dutch dolls look like this:
"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09
There are also polish ones.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 7, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
manpurses and vesa are funny all the time…his likely has mickey on it
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by blindfolded tank driver on May 7, 2009 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
and nothing seems to bother them
of course not, they’re drunk all the time…
"miss u, CR baby...u want 2 get back 2gether?"
thats why people think newfies are friendly
we’re just drunk and trying to hit on you!
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by JaredFromLondon on May 7, 2009 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
I have edited http://ohnocaps.ytmnd.com into the first post. Pray that I don’t edit it some more.
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I can’t believe you’re besmirching my beautiful ftb with YTMND links.
Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria.
its very expressive
gold star!
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by JaredFromLondon on May 7, 2009 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions
dont stunt his creativity!
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by JaredFromLondon on May 7, 2009 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions
oh Jammies, you are a treasure
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by JaredFromLondon on May 7, 2009 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions
I have read that post over at least 10 times
it is like art
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by JaredFromLondon on May 7, 2009 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions
I read it this morning and nearly spraying my screen with coffee…the man is a genius…
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by blindfolded tank driver on May 7, 2009 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions
DGB – The market leader in Toronto Maple Leafs-themed social media parody since 2009.
Down Goes Brown - Unapologetically nostalgic for the past. Brutally realistic about the present. Grudgingly optimistic about the future.
by Down Goes Brown on May 7, 2009 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Nothing there?
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by Down Goes Brown on May 7, 2009 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Your name on gmail account?
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Yeah, “smcindoe”.
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by Down Goes Brown on May 7, 2009 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
No, I sent it to “downgoesbrown” on gmail.
It’s not that important.
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Nope, not me.
One can only imagine what type of person you’ve just randomly contacted.
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by Down Goes Brown on May 7, 2009 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I cant wait for the Ron Wilson myspace page
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by JaredFromLondon on May 7, 2009 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
You know what’s strangely addictive? Reading google translations of people talking about you in Finnish.
Certainly goes to point spamming, but is powerless to act … Just a huge set consistently when these older stories read
Is that good?
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by Down Goes Brown on May 7, 2009 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
where is Sleza when you need her
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by JaredFromLondon on May 7, 2009 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions
telling the CC that Canada scored…
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by blindfolded tank driver on May 7, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
one of the threads says...
Intter webin hauskin sivu on löytynyt.
or
Intter funniest web page is found.
I think that means they like you…
"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on May 7, 2009 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
click the link
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by JaredFromLondon on May 7, 2009 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions
I had to download the song off Amazon.com for a dollar. :(
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I hope you deleted the file before it corrupts your musical taste and system
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by blindfolded tank driver on May 7, 2009 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions
It’s cool I listened to my Majority Rule vinyl to cleanse my home.
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good. that should keep the toxins from affecting your brain
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by blindfolded tank driver on May 7, 2009 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
when I found some Good Charolette on my computer after a party, i had to listen to Slayer for 4 days straight to beat the ghosts out of the machine
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by JaredFromLondon on May 7, 2009 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
You have some mean friends.
"If rubbing frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey, I don't wanna be right."
i got em back, dont you worry,
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by JaredFromLondon on May 7, 2009 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
lets say it involved a PVR and some altered settings
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by JaredFromLondon on May 7, 2009 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
yes, I too enjoy tales of revenge. Get to it!
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 7, 2009 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
I erased his current settings, deleted all his saved shows, changed the hot record words to “gay, porno, Rosie O’Donnell, darts, serial killer” and some others, then told his gf that he had some shows recorded that she would love
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by JaredFromLondon on May 7, 2009 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions
You’re evil. I love it!
"If rubbing frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey, I don't wanna be right."
I do enjoy my work
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by JaredFromLondon on May 7, 2009 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
spectacular…I, sir, congratulate you on some fine evil and vengenance…
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by blindfolded tank driver on May 7, 2009 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions
One more reason not to get one of those. (Also, I would become addicted)
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 7, 2009 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
dear god man! get a password on that machine before your next party!
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by blindfolded tank driver on May 7, 2009 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
REIGN IN BLOOOOOOOOOD
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by JaredFromLondon on May 7, 2009 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions
I was listening to the Slayer song “God Sends Death” once in high school and my mom saw the track name on my iTunes and goes, “you know he loves you, right?”.
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thats much better than my mom seeing Dead Skin Mask on my iPod and asking me if i needed help, like REALLY needed help
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by JaredFromLondon on May 7, 2009 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Only time my parents ever said something to me was
1) They found out I liked Marilyn Manson and they both just looked at me like I was nuts
2) They saw an Eminem CD and called me a moron
3) Was listening to COldplay a while back and my dad asked me who was dying
Disappointed since 1984
You ever have one of those irrational dislikes that you just can’t explain because you really have no idea why you hate it so much?
That’s me with Coldplay.
and me
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by JaredFromLondon on May 7, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
best vehicle to vehicle sound weapon you can use, it over powers hip hop on monster systems with just a decent stock system
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by JaredFromLondon on May 7, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Hmmm… may have to keep some on file.
Yesterday some douche in a yukon had his radio so loud, my car was shaking
Disappointed since 1984
i miss my subs, i used to go rap hunting, lure em in with some tupac, blow em away with south of heaven
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by JaredFromLondon on May 7, 2009 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
That’s brilliant.
2 weeks ago I had Beastie Boys pounding, people were driving by me giving me crooked eye looks
Disappointed since 1984
I have also learned that wearing a suit and listening to Gwar is not easily processed by the masses
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by JaredFromLondon on May 7, 2009 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
it’s like a paradox…did people go into seizure?
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by blindfolded tank driver on May 7, 2009 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
If you’re going to listen to death rock by martian muscians, why not do it with a little class. Am I right?
Wings fan by birth. Leafs fan by empathetic association.
i always bring the class
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by JaredFromLondon on May 7, 2009 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
It may not be Gwar, but I wear shirt+tie everyday and regularly blast Tool, System, Rage. I sometimes wonder what people think as they drive by. They prolly hear the music and think, stupid punk, then see a dude in a tie. Kinda funny actually
Disappointed since 1984
I would start wearing a tie more regularly if I though my work deserved it.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 7, 2009 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions
that’s ok. my loyalty is to canada first, then my parents roots. although i defintiely don’t give as much love to italy as i do lithuania. i blame the abundance of italians at my high school.
I cheer against Italy in any international comp because of the abundance of Italians in my high school…and the diving
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that and everyone with a drop of italian heratidge suddenly becomes Sicily born when Italy does well
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by JaredFromLondon on May 7, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
carro…doesn’t seem as terrible…
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by blindfolded tank driver on May 7, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
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