FHF Reacts to Rejacques Being Hired
by Godd Till on Jun 1, 2009 2:23 PM EDT
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Yay, I tell you that there will be those amongst the non-believers who crow at the Guru's lack of success versus the infidels of the Blue and White. Let them know that God himself needed to rebuild the entire earth before finding his chosen people! The Guru's time with the Senators and Panthers was but the impetus for the new Genesis of glory that comes from finally being united with the chosen, Les Habitants! The Don River will run red with the blood and tears of the non-believers after the Guru brings hell to the House of Sodom known as the ACC! We will not be denied! The Guru will stand astride the NHL as a bilingual, stoic, shining beacon of fantastic! He will become the collosus that crushes all before him in a vice-like grip of defensive acumen married to the Canadiens already otherworldly offensive talents! You will not doubt him, or you will not be party to the glory and joy of victory!
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I just read that one too. It’s amazing. I am pretty sure that they are not impressed.
Let them know that God himself needed to rebuild the entire earth before finding his chosen people!
God has his chosen people. He’s just forgotten us in the desert.
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Hmmm
Moses never makes it to the Promised Land despite years of effort and leadership and stewardship.
Let’s make…Sundin Moses.
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by PPP on Jun 1, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Clark
was Moses, you fools!
"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
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by blurr1974 on Jun 1, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
But Moses angered God and was punished by exile more or less.
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by PPP on Jun 1, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
that was God’s first mistake….
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by blindfolded tank driver on Jun 1, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
you mean..
like getting traded to the Nordiques, and then playing on NYI and Tampa?
that kind of exile?
"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
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by blurr1974 on Jun 1, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Good point but Wendel can’t be God AND Moses in the Leafs’ canon.
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by PPP on Jun 1, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Why can’t Schenn, Wendel and Sundin be the Trinity?.
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because
Sundin is Judas.
"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
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by blurr1974 on Jun 1, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Dougie would be in the Trinity…Sundin still has a chance to be the Prodigal son…especialluy because Keon is a surly old bastard that won’t give up his grudge
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by blindfolded tank driver on Jun 1, 2009 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
we’re leaving a lot of guys out.
Sittler, Salming, Apps, Bailey, Barilko…
maybe we need something bigger than a trinity?
"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
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by blurr1974 on Jun 1, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
right...
the trinity looks like this then;
Clark – Schenn – Barilko ?
(Father-Son-Holy Ghost)
"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
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by blurr1974 on Jun 1, 2009 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
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Someone dead. Doesn’t necessarily have to Barilko.
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No prodigal son in this story because that would mean that the Leafs are in even worse shape.
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But had Judas not betrayed Jesus, Jesus never would have been able to be reborn or whatever to save mankind.
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The bible is sort of boring to be honest, I think we should make our grandiose references about Saved by the Bell. Daniel Alfredsson gets to be Screech.
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The Bible’s boring? There’s sex, murder, betrayal, revenge, and sex.
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It’s not very well written, a tad verbose, but like PPP says sex, murder etc.
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Read this earlier...comedic gold!
Do not cite “boredom” as a reason for slighting the glory of the Defensive Guru, who turned Jason Spezza into the Selke winner in waiting he is today!
Giggles McFail!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Jun 1, 2009 3:04 PM EDT reply actions
UGH.
This means that 6 games a year, we’ll have to witness a style of hockey that’s less exciting than cold oatmeal. I’ve been losing interest in the Habs – Leafs rivalry for a while now (I hate the Sens way more), and I doubt that this will stoke the fire.
Woah….hold up. You mean those games last year didn’t get your hatred of Montreal way up and you’re level of dislike towards Ottawa down a little?
I mean Toronto/Montreal was intense while Toronto/Ottawa was like watching tyke hockey.
I always get excited for Leafs-Habs games (but those 3 seasons of 8 games was a bit too much) because it always seems to be a competitve close game no matter where the teams are in the standings.
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