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The long hockey season is finally over. More than 1200 games later and the Penguins' tank jobs and threats of relocation have been vindicated, their fans can believe that they are not bandwagoners (obviously they are for the most part), and we should be prepared to read that the Leafs should trade every NHL-calibre player that they have on their roster to ensure at least a half decade of propping up the league just like Pittsburgh. The Pittsburgh Model will be ubiquitous in the Toronto media and the Detroit Model will go by the wayside. Maybe they'll look at the fact that the Wings are headed towards some salary cap problems or that going cheap in goaltending will eventually cost you (nice work on that second goal Ozzie. Talbot will never score on the three feet of wide open net). Mostly, they'll all laugh at Maid Marian Hossa. As my dad said, it's fitting that as a former senator he was completely invisible during the series and especially so during game seven. At least he didn't score the Cup-winner into his own net. Amirite Chris Phillips?

Anyway, it was a tough game to watch mostly because you're watching another team and fanbase celebrate knowing that the Leafs are so far away from winning it themselves. That's a sickening feeling. Penguins fans just had to wait 17 years and one massive leap off of the bandwagon to see another Cup. Meanwhile, we've actually stuck around during tough times and are still waiting patiently...Not that the Leafs didn't impact this series.

At last year's trade deadline the Leafs moved Hal Gill to the Penguins for a third round pick second and fifth rounder. Gill helped the Pens make it to game six of the final before bowing out. This year at the deadline Ray Shero brought Gill some more support.

Hal Gill

#2 / Defenseman / Pittsburgh Penguins

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Apr 06, 1975

In the final Gill was a + 2 on a team that was outscored 17-14 throughout the series to go along with a +8 rating for the playoffs which was good enough for 10th best. He didn't get any shots or points but he provided what he always has provided: a solid, dependable defensive effort. Personally, I was happiest to see him raise the Cup.

But the Leafs' influence didn't end there. On February 14th the Leafs handed the Penguins a second spanking that saw Malkin and Tyler Kennedy manhandled by Luke Schenn while Max Talbot watched on in fear. The next day the Penguins' transformation began as Michel Therrien was canned (not the last coach to get his walking papers courtesy of the Leafs) to be replaced by Disco Dan Bylsma. Max Talbot learned what being a man was all about which undoubtedly led to him scoring two goals last night in game seven. Perhaps most importantly, as Chemmy pointed out to Ray Shero, the Penguins realized that they needed depth in order to win the big prize and that's just what Shero picked up at the trade deadline.

So along with a hearty congratulations on a long, morally bankrupt trip back to the mountain top to Frank D and Hooks Orpik at Pensburgh and Derek, Adam, and Charlie at The Pensblog I offer a big You're Welcome from the Maple Leafs. You couldn't have done it without us.

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…(I see only common sense here) is missing one crucial phrase: “…and frankly, it disturbs me.”

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog

"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Jun 13, 2009 12:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m with you JR. Common sense is totally dependent on your perspective.

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jun 13, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I congratulate the Pens for winning the Stanley Cup

Though, I still think Crosby is a gigantic crybaby and hope one day Schenn shows him what the NHL is really about.

by Frag on Jun 13, 2009 2:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I am strangly indifferent to this outcome, and while I was cheering for the Wings to win, Watching Gill lift the cup and Hossa hold back the tears was a great consolation prize

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Jun 13, 2009 2:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What’s up with Crosby not shaking Lidstrom’s hand? Overlooked or what?

I am very happy for Hal Gill, and I looooooooooooooved seeing Hossa fail yet again…. after his insulting pittsburgh last year, it’s so fitting.

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Jun 13, 2009 4:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Crosby was busy doing an interview at the time – a mistake on his part, he should’ve taken care of business in the handshake line first – but one that can probably be put down to youth and the excitement of the moment rather than any deliberate intent to offend. I hope people don’t go apeshit on this one. But you’re right, it does seem to be getting mostly overlooked; I hadn’t heard about it until you posted that link…

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog

"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Jun 13, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who knows if that’s even true or not? While I have respect for Kris Draper and believe he’s a classy guy, I’m not discounting the fact that he could have been mistaken and lashed out in bitterness at losing Game 7. If it did happen as Draper said then yes Crosby is wrong. But I’m not willing to believe what Draper said 100%. Regardless of the facts it will be yet something else for the irrational, jealous Crosby-bashers to cling on to as they call him Cindy and accuse him of everything under the sun except maybe manufacturing nuclear weapons. And I find that sad.

Being a Leaf fan here requires one to be sufficiently lubricated!

by stucky on Jun 13, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well written post!

Without the shellacking at the hands of the Leafs, Dan Bylsma never gets hired, and the Pens don’t win the Cup.

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by Archimedies on Jun 13, 2009 5:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Pittsburgh has succesfully rebutted my 2/16 NNN.

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by Chemmy on Jun 13, 2009 6:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I believe the term is ’in your face!"

by David Danforth on Jun 14, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They got a 2nd and a 5th for Gill, not a 3rd, no?

by handknit on Jun 13, 2009 7:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that was one heck of a trade….

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Jun 14, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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