Blue and White and Fuzzy.
Ok, real talk time. Y'all are an amazing group, you know that right? You make this community something amazing and unique and I love you all for it. We have our memes and macros and inside jokes. The internet is a wonderful place and this Leafer Nation is a quilt that covers far-reaching places. It keeps us warm while still uniting us all. Which is why the clip below is even more awesome.
Hitler reacts to all this Dany Heatley nonsense. The subtitles are NSFW, but all hilarious
Here are your Friday links. And OMG BURKIE WE NEED MORE THINGS TO HAPPEN. You know how it goes, I'll lengthen the list on your lunchbreak for your power up;
- My mom always said if you can't say something nice, well say it behind their back (not really). This could be renamed the Habs Rule. Continuing our efforts to be more diplomatic and backhanded to the Canadiens...
- Mirtle has the video link for Joe Sakic's goodbye. What a classy gentleman staying with a franchise like that, you don't see that anymore...
- In Sweden, they grow Maple Leafs on a farm. True story. Ok not really. But read this and find out which Leafs rookies are living together.
- Brian Burke is not done building this Autobot of Awesome, people. Have some faith. In Burke we trust.
- Cycle Like the Sedins looks at A-M and their current cap situation who is sinking and who is swimming. This is like your handy, go to guide. Part two comes tomorrow.
- Look at these youngin's, here is a quick YouTube mix of the Rookie Leafs. Good looking, boyos.
- A tribute video. Can you guess which song is used for a departing captain? Hint; rhymes with Bold Hay. I can't snark entirely, it's well done. Truly.
I heard there is cake in the conference room. I'll be back for that. Email, twitter or drop in the comments anything I missed. Don't tell management I'm stealing the Post-Its. How goes it, lurkers?
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3:08 Mark
of that video is the best.
Amazing.
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I can't stop laughing...
…at that vid. Brilliant. Thanks for that, wrap.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
that video is spectacular!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!! awesome…just awesome…
"I'm not surprised in anything that has happened." - Brian Burke
by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 10, 2009 7:33 AM EDT reply actions
It’s ok. We still got Chris Neil.
So full of win
Wings fan by birth. Leafs fan by empathetic osmosis.
That was my favorite part too. That and
One of you can have my 12-game pack. I have sat in that parking lot for the last time. [pause] And you can have my Heatly jersey too.
Anybody read the mock arbitration hearing for Milan Jurcina over at Japer’s Rink. Really good stuff.
Resident Capologist
agreed. Well written. worth the read. No wonder no one on the Leafs is going to arbitration. Burke would murder them or ruin their self esteem for all time.
"I'm not surprised in anything that has happened." - Brian Burke
by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 10, 2009 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions
I don’t think anything beats the time Milbury made the guy cry during the arbitration hearings. (Was it Tommy Salo?)
Resident Capologist
yep.
Poor Tom
Dedicated to the gradual progression into an era in which Leaf fans could possibly maybe consider perhaps Toronto could might win the Stanley Cup...possibly...mayhap.
by palmateerlover on Jul 10, 2009 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions
from some of the comments, Martin Straka has cried multiple times through this process.
"I'm not surprised in anything that has happened." - Brian Burke
by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 10, 2009 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Apparently he likes to be held afterward as well.
Dedicated to the gradual progression into an era in which Leaf fans could possibly maybe consider perhaps Toronto could might win the Stanley Cup...possibly...mayhap.
by palmateerlover on Jul 10, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions
For those of you who do not know, that scene was from the German movie Downfall. I highly recommend it. That scene has been satirized on youtube in many forms.
My word
…tears streaming down my face I’m laughing so hard.
“That’s $135 down the shitter!”
Whoever did this needs an oscar. A real life oscar.
Dedicated to the gradual progression into an era in which Leaf fans could possibly maybe consider perhaps Toronto could might win the Stanley Cup...possibly...mayhap.
by palmateerlover on Jul 10, 2009 10:19 AM EDT reply actions
Speaking of the Sens, let’s get a look at what Dany Heatley is REALLY thinking.
"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09
hahah…nicely done
"I'm not surprised in anything that has happened." - Brian Burke
by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 10, 2009 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I like that too!
Hockey fans can be so creative.
Dedicated to the gradual progression into an era in which Leaf fans could possibly maybe consider perhaps Toronto could might win the Stanley Cup...possibly...mayhap.
by palmateerlover on Jul 10, 2009 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions
I think that has to be one of the greatest videos ever
The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
Truculence FTW
HITLER HILARITY BLOWOUT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVxM5IBLeU4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in7yLZJ7A6Y
Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.
I also love how it implies senators fans are nazis, ive been saying this for years
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 11:47 AM EDT reply actions
that’s what makes it so believable!
"I'm not surprised in anything that has happened." - Brian Burke
by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 10, 2009 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Hitler wears an Alfie jersey
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Epic
I had a huge smile through that whole vid.
The Heatley interview was good as well.
Mmmmm that’s good satire!
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jul 10, 2009 12:22 PM EDT reply actions
My face hurts from laughing.
exXxelentt
(in a Mr. Burns-esqe tone)
"the usefulness of a cup, is in it's emptiness"
Welcome, Thanks for joining!
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jul 10, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Welcome to the tribe. We are tender and gentle with the newbies. Use the reply button and you’ll be just fine.
(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
by Wrap Around Curl on Jul 10, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey Chemmy
Are you aware of this? Bruins at Fenway? That would be pretty special.
by general borschevsky on Jul 10, 2009 3:51 PM EDT reply actions

























