Chatty Cathy - July 19th, 2009 - I Spit Hot Fire Edition
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woooo another 9 day weekend
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 7:55 AM EDT reply actions
booo
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11
the downside is i dont get paid
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 8:13 AM EDT up reply actions
yaaay
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11
but i get to sleep in and play video games all day
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 8:18 AM EDT up reply actions
boooo
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11
I may even order pizza
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 8:23 AM EDT up reply actions
do a different pizza each day!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 10, 2009 8:24 AM EDT up reply actions
now thats the ticket!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 8:31 AM EDT up reply actions
each day the pizza should be more epic and more exotic.
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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 10, 2009 8:32 AM EDT up reply actions
start with a basic peperoni and cheese and end with a “give me one with everything, and tripple cheese, hell throw some garlic bread on it”
I like
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 8:35 AM EDT up reply actions
epic!
I recommend the Happy Meal pizza!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 10, 2009 8:38 AM EDT up reply actions
the last picture is a selling point on the awesome.
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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 10, 2009 8:39 AM EDT up reply actions
i am so doing that
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 8:40 AM EDT up reply actions
it sounds like plan…but I say you one up them, and go for Big Macs!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 10, 2009 8:46 AM EDT up reply actions
one double big mac and a couple jr chicken sammiches
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 8:53 AM EDT up reply actions
go big or go home
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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 10, 2009 8:53 AM EDT up reply actions
might even stop by a sammy souvlakie and get some poutine for that badboy
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 8:56 AM EDT up reply actions
My Macbook Pro
Has made its way to Anchorage Alaska
After being shipped from the factory in Shanghai, to Osaka to Anchorage
Things like on a world tour
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
GRABBO TIGHT KOMIKAZI CUZ WE'RE EXELERATING INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!11
Macbook Pro world tour 2009!! Get a t-shirt!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 10, 2009 8:32 AM EDT up reply actions
who has two thumbs and is taking a nap?
This guy!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 8:59 AM EDT reply actions
lucky duck!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 10, 2009 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions
OK, so it’s the Friday before I take a week’s vacation from work… my productivity may drop to historical lows today.
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that’s the law…you got to accept it and enjoy the ride!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 10, 2009 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Now that they got the servers up and running, yes. I have to put in more time to get used to it versus Halo. Often I die and have no idea why.
Wings fan by birth. Leafs fan by empathetic osmosis.
I think I’m going to start leaving satchel charges in unattended vehicles.
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Put them around your flags and when the enemy comes. BOOM.
Easy Trophy/Achievement for getting the 5 Defends I’d assume by doing that.
I got my five defends by shooting people. In the face.
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damn
this sucks…death by chocolate
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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 10, 2009 10:49 AM EDT reply actions
might be…or a relative
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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 10, 2009 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions
“My brother and I used to think that drowning in beer would be like heaven eh? But this isn’t heaven, THIS SUCKS!”
Dedicated to the gradual progression into an era in which Leaf fans could possibly maybe consider perhaps Toronto could might win the Stanley Cup...possibly...mayhap.
by palmateerlover on Jul 10, 2009 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Breakfast sandwiches at 10pm are a bad idea…
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how so?
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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 10, 2009 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
I do not feel good today. My stomach is kinda pissed at me
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I ate at a 24 hour greasy spoon diner last night…my stomach demands retribution!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 10, 2009 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Victory is yours.
The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
Truculence FTW
sadly, like hockey, this is not a goal scoring competition…or so I’ve heard.
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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 10, 2009 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah yeah yeah's
Are awesome.
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Truculence FTW
Yes I agree, they have some really good songs, their video for “Zero” is also delightfully weird.
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Was just jammin to that and Maps (Which is one of the best songs to play on the first Rock Band).
Also, Karen O…. is hot
The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
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agreed…I’ve got most of the albums now
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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 10, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
So I was just playing 1943. Ran up one tower meele’d a sniper, stole his equipment, ran up another tower, laid charges behind a different sniper and blew him up.
Fun times.
thats it, im buying this game right effin now
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Is this a Xbox Arcade game?
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hmmmm
I just got worms 2, but may consider this
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TAKING TOO EFFING LONG!!!!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Wallin!!!! Why everything happens when I have more important stuff to dooo???
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Your messages to NHL GM’s to sign players you like while you are not busy have obviously gone unanswered. How inconsiderate! :)
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What to eat for lunch?
I got like 3 Veal places, Hero Burger, Pita Pit, Extreme Pita, Subway, Mr. Sub
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Mr Sub won
mmmm Great CANADIAN sub
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did you super that up? cause i think its law
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
tisk tisk
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions
MEAT IS MURDER
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by Chemmy on Jul 10, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
for every animal you dont eat ill eat 3!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions
If God didn’t want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?
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by SkinnyFish on Jul 10, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The way I see it is
Cows, Pigs, Lamb that are grown to be food are just fulfilling their life
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chickens too, they are delicious at every stage of their life cycle
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I had a veal yesterday.
If you are ever in Woodbridge, a great place called Panini on the southwest corner, righ beside Pizza Pizza
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I should add
SW corner of 7 and Weston
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i bought these little seasoned Veal pellets from a serbian store here in london, they were fantastic
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions
dammit
I want veal.
I really need to go grocery shopping.
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by Karina on Jul 10, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
BOOYAH
battlefield 1942 is mine!!!
MUAHAHAHAH
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 2:26 PM EDT reply actions
1943 even
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
HUZZAH!!!
Weirdneal
you find me, we play later
i keel you
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jared131
its on like donkey kong
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
i am havintg way too much fun with the AA guns
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
i havnt even tried a plane yet, people keep bogarting them
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions
press B to eject, then press A to deploy your chute
Wings fan by birth. Leafs fan by empathetic osmosis.
things i just learned, i suck at the flying of planes thing
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 3:05 PM EDT reply actions
I suck at sniping when I can see the person. I just saw someone’s red arrow through a tree and somehow headshotted him.
It’s much easier in first person view. but yeah, it sucks.
Wings fan by birth. Leafs fan by empathetic osmosis.
its like next to impossible to turn
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
tried that, still goes straight but wings go horizontal
hehe, i love running down people in the jeeps
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
yup
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
ive only tried it twice, cant get a plane enough
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
don’t use the right stick to turn, that’s only for level flight.
You need to fly it like a plane. bank to one side using the left stick, and then “pull up” (depends if you have your axis inverted or not) and you’ll turn. then you just level it out.
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damn, i keep getting blown out of the sky seconds after takoff
jerks im just learning damnit!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
20 on the xbox
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Is there single player or is this all multiplayer stufff
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the single player was 1942 from like 5 years ago
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Also just got xbox 6 days ago. Now i’m going to have to snipe your ass for days on end.
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i likes the sniping
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
getting the hang of the planes though
excellent
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
clearly
I need an XBOX 360
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by Karina on Jul 10, 2009 3:32 PM EDT reply actions
yes, yes you do,
all the cool kids are doing it
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
is there only 2 maps?
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 3:34 PM EDT reply actions
there’s at least three
quadal canal, iwo jima, and wake island
i haven’t seen, or remember others
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ah, havnt seen wake yet
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
it’s the map in the tutorial, but you also play it in game
Wings fan by birth. Leafs fan by empathetic osmosis.
i dont do tutorials,
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
with no available serves on Wednesday, it was all i could do. then i played halo
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good plan, i have played surprisingly little halo
its all been CoD4
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
The 86 million combined kills could be a pain in the ass. I just thought it was 43 between the two, but turns out its 43 kills on each system before it unlocks.
each system?
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
boooo
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
individually?
do you each have to make 43 million kills on both systems to unlock this level? Or is it an online thing where the totals are compiled from everyone playing online or something?
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by Karina on Jul 10, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
definetly a grand total, it will still take a few months
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, it take years to reach 43 million kills individually.
And I just realized now why the number is 43. I’m an idiot.
haha
that’s what I was thinking, I really couldn’t understand how that would be possible
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by Karina on Jul 10, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
would have made sense for it to be you personally have to reach 1942 kills, would have taken a while, but you wouldnt have to wait on others
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Am I downloading this just in time for everyone else to stop and play something else??
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hold on, im downloading the CoD4 mappack!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Gah!
Fine… :P Skinnyfish? Is your GT skinnyfish?
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No this one will be in heavy rotation for a while, I’d still be playing battlefield 2 if I had a pc anymore.. Sometimes I miss it.. sigh.
by LeafFanInVan on Jul 10, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
also, Nitimakkie (or whatever) a bolt
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently w wont have to wait long to see the Leafs D hurt the Lollipop Guild
From twitter:
am640Brady Tentative schedule has Montreal at Leafs Thurs Oct 1st for 09-10 opener. I like that it’s during the week! NHL sked out on Wednesday.
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Boo
Moen signed by the mini-Habs
Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell
it is decided, he wishes to meet his end at the hands of his former team mate
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe the Habs Moen for Finger?
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Gainy is crazy enough
I want to know what this sizable offer is on a defenseman that isnt Kabby is
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Most likely White, since he’s not tall enough to over tower the other Habs. Or maybe Gainey thinks we still have Cory Cross in his quest to add awkward height.
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that would be awesome and a half
is he a center?
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions
HLHS says winger….
meh either way
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I was goin by wikipedia, damn it has led me astray again!
He definitely takes faceoffs, in any event.
by LeafFanInVan on Jul 10, 2009 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok weird, wikipedia has him as a Centre: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Sharp
nhl.com has him as a right winger: http://www.nhl.com/ice/player.htm?id=8469544
the official chicago team page has him as a left winger: http://blackhawks.nhl.com/team/app?page=PlayerDetail&playerId=8469544&service=page
by LeafFanInVan on Jul 10, 2009 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions
that works, dudes got skill, would look sick on a line with Poni
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
It was in a Chicago paper yesterday or this morning.
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So, I'm at this girl's house...
She heads to the washroom to freshen up, so I begin to look for some ‘protection’. Naturally, my first move is to the bedside table, where I find these…

Suffice to say: I was quite intimidated.
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Heyyyyyy
I like the way you think.
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I actually had an ex who did this, and i asked her why and her response was “the look on most guys faces when they see the box is the funniest thing you could ever see”
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions
truth
but a little evil is a good thing
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Surely
Excellent job gentlemen, on calming my dimentia considerably.
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glad to be of service
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I had a one night stand that used to have magnums hanging from her shelf with a bottle of lube on top. Somehow I managed to be smooth and quipped, “I see you’ve been anticipating my arrival”.
I should of stuck around for me, she told me she had a fantasy of being banged in a Leafs jersey. Stupid me.
Interesting
Always a good feeling to see a woman who has condoms hanging off of a shelf
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yessum
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions
yay! can you please tell me that the brendan morrison dude is great?
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he’s ok
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions
sniff
I want something I can actually care about!
/goes back to draw ducks…
miss u, CR baby...u want 2 get back 2gether? - now with lots of Ducks love
Leafs are better,
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Morrison could be interesting on the Caps, he lit it up with bertuzzi and naslund on his wings. Got anyone that good on the Caps these days? hurr hurr.
by LeafFanInVan on Jul 10, 2009 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions
true
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions
plus
he’s a great character guy, good leadership, would really go to bat for his teammates.
I think he’s lost a step though, which is unfortunate.
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