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by PPP on Jul 14, 2009 1:00 PM EDT
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It's no secret that the internet is made up largely of porn, games, and anonymous idiots. Kidkawartha has so far highlighted the latter in what could be termed Exhibits A and B in the case of Light v. Darkness. One thing that Godd Till noticed in those posts and the posts that kidkawartha noted was that there are two words that, more than any two, give you a clear picture of the type of person that is leaving the much-mocked comments: Go Flyers. Sure, they'll pretend that 70% of them are literate but do colouring books really count? I say no. What do we mean? Well, I'll let Till explain:
Seriously, it's awesome how many people write dumb shit and then 'go flyers'. go flyers = 'ps in case you couldn't already guess i am functionally illiterate'
And that's when a concept took off:
Till: I'm on probation and then I showed up at the strip club where my ex used to work and hid in the parking lot. Then, the cops showed up, and well, Go Flyers!
PPP: I am posting from the library - Go Flyers!
Till: I had a homeless man type this in for me - Go Flyers!
PPP: The law dictates that I be allowed 15 minutes of computer time per week - Go Flyers!
Till: This is the only site I am legally allowed to view on a computer - Go Flyers!
PPP: So I asked her three times how old she was but the judge didn't believe me so now I have to introduce myself to all of my neigbours - Go Flyers!
Till: So I got my mom to blow into that interlock thing before I drove to the Spectrum but then I crashed into a hydro pole - Go Flyers
PPP: So I climb up on the lamp post to celebrate with my fellow fans but they started throwing bottles at me. Now I stutter. Best fans in the world - Go Flyers!
Till: And then I said, dude, no way are you kicking me off the golf course and I grabbed by 7-iron - Go Flyers!
Till: So I said 'he doesn't look that tough' and I leaned over the penalty box. Then I fell in, he kicked the crap out of me and I pissed natty light everywhere - Go Flyers!
Godd finished up strong but I think that you guys could come up with some good ones. Have at it! The best ones win a green tinge to their comment*!
*Only if people click to rec the comment. What is this 'rec' business? More this evening.
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SOURCES SAY HE DID NOT DIE go flyers
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The battery in my monitored ankle bracelet gave out – go flyers!
by LeafFanInVan on Jul 14, 2009 1:10 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
It was only the next morning I found out she’s my cousin – go flyers!
by lordosis on Jul 14, 2009 1:13 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
So I punched that smart mouth eight month old kid in her face go flyers!
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From a Fanshot on BroadStreetHockey
what the FLYERS future looks like (sports) – go flyers
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Not gonna bother...
We all know who is gonna win.
The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
Truculence FTW
I quit without trying – go flyers
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by Chemmy on Jul 14, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Chris Pronger moved in down the street last week and already banged my wife. – Go Flyers!
Wings fan by birth. Leafs fan by empathetic osmosis.
by SkinnyFish on Jul 14, 2009 1:26 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Salary cap? – Go Flyers
The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
Truculence FTW
When I grow up I want to be exactly like Bobby Clarke – Go Flyers!
by lordosis on Jul 14, 2009 1:34 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
It’s like adding “no homo” onto a sentence; go Flyers.
(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
by Wrap Around Curl on Jul 14, 2009 1:34 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
What do you mean he has a concussion? – Go Flyers!
by lordosis on Jul 14, 2009 1:35 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I’m so honoured Eklund is a Flyers fan – Go Flyers!
by lordosis on Jul 14, 2009 1:37 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Hey Domi, you’re lucky this glass is in between us or I’d … bleearggh go Flyers!
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by Dominik on Jul 14, 2009 1:43 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
and now the dog walks with a limp! Go Flyers!
"I'm not surprised in anything that has happened." - Brian Burke
by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 14, 2009 1:48 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Hey! I didn’t hear no bell – Go flyers!
The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
Truculence FTW
by leafer1984 on Jul 14, 2009 1:48 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
sorry officer, but did you say meow? Go Flyers!
"I'm not surprised in anything that has happened." - Brian Burke
by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 14, 2009 1:51 PM EDT reply actions
Hextall would of taken Potvin in a rematch – go flyers!
The Leafs may not win everygame, but they will beat the shit out of you
Truculence FTW
Hextall totally blocked all of Potvin’s punches with his face – Go Flyers!
by Chutney on Jul 14, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Roger Nielson shouldn’t have gone all goofy on us – Go Flyers!
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Eagles wins, wife goes to tampa
Go Flyers!
by PaintDrinkingPete on Jul 14, 2009 2:03 PM EDT reply actions
Only if this was posted in November, when it mattered – Go Flyers!
by Hungry Leafs Fan on Jul 14, 2009 2:05 PM EDT reply actions
These caveman jokes are racist - go flyers
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by Chemmy on Jul 14, 2009 2:08 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
….when Bobby Clarke broke that commie’s arm, I jizzed my pants! go Flyers!
"I'm not surprised in anything that has happened." - Brian Burke
by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 14, 2009 2:11 PM EDT reply actions
He broke Kharlamov’s ankle actually, and good for him.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Clarke#Summit_Series
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This is badass, sorry:
When asked about the slash years later, Clarke said, “If I hadn’t learned to lay on a two-hander once in a while, I’d never have left Flin Flon.”3 30 years after the series, Henderson criticized Clarke, calling the slash, “the low point of the series.”5 Clarke responded saying that he thought it was, “improper to criticize a teammate 30 years later,” and that he didn’t, “understand why he would bring it up now.”5 Henderson has since retracted his criticism.19 Kharlamov, prior to his death in 1981, said he thought Clarke was tasked with, “taking me out of the game.”18 John Ferguson, Sr., an assistant coach with Team Canada in 1972, said, “I called Clarke over to the bench, looked over at Kharlamov and said, ‘I think he needs a tap on the ankle.’ I didn’t think twice about it. It was Us versus Them. And Kharlamov was killing us. I mean, somebody had to do it. And I sure wasn’t going to ask Henderson.”5 Clarke, however, does not recall Ferguson telling him this.6
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the point was a Flyer Fan will screw up the story, yet still be excited about it.
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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 14, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
it’s a great story of hockey violence
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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 14, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
One of the best examples of ‘Go Flyers!’ in action.
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2004 Game 6
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9J9BSZYXd0
GO FLYERS!
by In The Bleachers on Jul 14, 2009 2:25 PM EDT reply actions
Last Playoff Memory
But mine is your last playoff memory! HAHAH!
Go Flyers!
by In The Bleachers on Jul 14, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Sure
And your last playoff memory is getting whitewashed by your in-state rival. At least we’ve never let Ottawa knock us out of the playoffs.
Thanks for smoking Montreal two years ago though.
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Maybe you’ll make the playoffs again this decade. Or be able to hear stories about winning the Stanley Cup by other people than your great-grandfather.
At least the Flyers only spend one year in the crapper…
GO FLYERS!
by In The Bleachers on Jul 15, 2009 8:56 AM EDT up reply actions
We forgot all about your wonderful Stanley Cup stories like the time you guys had a drought only 8 years shorter than ours or how you got swept by the Wings in ’95 – Go Flyers!
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I have to question the authenticity of that video. Sami Kapenen doesn’t remember that happening.
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by Chemmy on Jul 14, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
You can rec that by clicking here __________________^
Thanks in advance.
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by Chemmy on Jul 14, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
FTW...
Go Flyers…
Is it October yet?
by floridaLEAF on Jul 14, 2009 2:30 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
scarier thought?
Palin for Pres 2012!! Go Flyers!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 14, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now watch this drive. – Go Flyers!
by LeafFanInVan on Jul 14, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Heh
Saw that this got posted on The Fraud’s site. I’d say that we’d be getting some first-hand comments but the registration process here should stymie the hordes.
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In some thread. I can see clicks coming over through SiteMeter.
The most shocking part is that DGB apparentlys knows a Flyers fan. For shame.
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I’m related to a Flyers fan. :(
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Well he’s my dad, so yes.
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Are you sure?
'But I don't want to go among mad people' Alice remarked.
'Oh, you can't help that' said the Cat 'we're all mad here'.
yes Chemmy
tell us you’re adopted… please.
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Jul 14, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe these things skip a generation, in your case
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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 14, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought Flyers fans didn’t know their kids – Go Flyers!
by lordosis on Jul 14, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Google ads
on PPP are now for Flyers jerseys.
by Leaf in Habland on Jul 14, 2009 2:56 PM EDT reply actions
and apparently Steelers jerseys? -Go Eagles?
by Leaf in Habland on Jul 14, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions
ha
Noticed that.
The white name plate on an orange crush jersey is the height of fashion – Go Flyers!
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FUCK YOU SANTA CLAUS – Go Eagles!
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Hope you’re paralyzed Irvin! – Go Eagles!
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The best part was when my date passed out – go Flyers!
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by Chemmy on Jul 14, 2009 3:20 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Unfortunately she deflated within the hour – Go Flyers!
Identical to Sergei Berezin in every way, only 1/10 his size.
From Russia with GLOVE SIDE!
by Sergei Puckizin on Jul 14, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
…I woke up and realized I shit my pants. Again! Go Flyers!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 14, 2009 3:32 PM EDT reply actions
Of course I know what it’s like to spend three days in the county. Go Flyers!
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I love scrapple. Go Flyers!
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Go away! Baitin! Go Flyers!
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Actual quotes from U.S Presidents
Facts are stupid things – Go Flyers!
I watch a lot of baseball on the radio – Go Flyers!
I did not have sexual relations with that woman – go flyers!
I couldn’t imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah – go flyers!
I know that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully – go flyers!
Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child – go flyers!
You have to face the fact that whole problem is really the blacks. The key is to divise a system that reconizes this while not appearing to – Go Flyers!
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I unsuccessfully filibustered against the Civil Rights Act for 24 hours go Flyers!
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From Today
You voted differently than the other Puerto Rican judge. Why? – Go Flyers!
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Grunt grunt grunt Grrrrunt! Gr Grrunt!
Loose Philly fan to English translation: I need 24 more Natty Lights! Go Flyers!
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I totally knocked up my cousin last night! Go Flyers!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 14, 2009 4:05 PM EDT reply actions
You’re gonna be in a great mood all day cause you’re gonna be slappin your troubles with the Slap Chop. Now look here’s a potato. One slap you got big chunks for stews, two slaps home fries in a second. Go Flyers!
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by Chemmy on Jul 14, 2009 4:08 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
You forgot “you’re gonna love my nuts.”
(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
by Wrap Around Curl on Jul 14, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh and “Go Flyers”
(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
by Wrap Around Curl on Jul 14, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Slap away your troubles just like Vince with the Slap Chop. – Go Flyers!
Wings fan by birth. Leafs fan by empathetic osmosis.
oh god I love that commercial.
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by Karina on Jul 14, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
We’re so awesome that we have courthouses in our stadiums! Go Flyers!
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I punched my mom in the face and missed the school bus! Go Flyers!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 14, 2009 4:18 PM EDT reply actions
I punched my mom in the face and missed she crashed the school bus! Go Flyers!
/ftfy
Wings fan by birth. Leafs fan by empathetic osmosis.
by SkinnyFish on Jul 14, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
well played.
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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 14, 2009 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I may have slept on a park bench but no one put a Penguins jersey on Rocky! – Go Flyers!
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Followed PPP’s link and read the story onPuck Daddy. I think I can win this thread AND provide the automatic winner for the next episode of “Mouth Breather’s Anonymous” by offering up this little gem, which is the fifth comment down on Puck Daddy’s entry:
Flyers fans have too much class to do something like that. Plus, what is there in pittsburgh to desecrate? Steelmills
It would seem that “davedc” forgot to add – GO FLYERS!
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"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
by jrwendelman on Jul 14, 2009 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Toronto Maple Leafs traded a first, a second, and a third round pick for Luke Schenn. Read my “blog” and watch tennis. Go Flyers!
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"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
by jrwendelman on Jul 14, 2009 4:26 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
hahhahaha!
well done!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 14, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I root for the Flyers because the people in Ottawa said I was too smart to be a Sens fan – Go Flyers!
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by Travis Hair on Jul 14, 2009 4:29 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
rec'd
(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
by Wrap Around Curl on Jul 14, 2009 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate this picture with the funny symbols but don’t know what it all means. Go Flyers.
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Honestly what do we have to do to get some Flyers fans in here.
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I am writing all over my screen but no one is replying! – Go Flyers!
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FIRST POST! GO FLYERS!
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by Chemmy on Jul 14, 2009 4:35 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Wyshynski you’re an underappreciated member of the hockey blogging community. Go Flyers!
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This article is about the Phoenix Coyotes – Go Flyers!
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Ray Emery is black? WTF – Go Flyers!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 14, 2009 4:39 PM EDT reply actions
Ray Emery is the next Donovan McNabb. Trade him now – Go Flyers!
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Penguins and Devils are gay! (Which I only say because i’m self-hating) Go Flyers!
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I feel impotent because I am unable to defend myself online. I am going to take my rage out on my wife and kids. – Go Flyers!
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What’s a Flyers?
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by Travis Hughes on Jul 14, 2009 5:06 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Do we rec Travis for showing up?
"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09
If he says Go Flyers!
Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure!
by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jul 14, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions
You rec anyone named travis for having a great first name.
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by Travis Hair on Jul 14, 2009 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
That really made me laugh.
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On August 3, 1966, the team name was announced. Of the 11,000 ballots received, more than 100 selected Flyers as the team name and were entered into a drawing to select a winner. 9-year-old boy Alec Stockard from Narberth, who had spelled it “Fliers” on his entry, won the drawing and was declared the winner.
Flyers fans: Illiterate from the very beginning.
Wings fan by birth. Leafs fan by empathetic osmosis.
by SkinnyFish on Jul 14, 2009 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
First line of the article-
The Philadelphia Flyers are a professional ice hockey team.
Someone alert a wiki master.
"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09
LeClair-Renberg-Lindros, is the most awesome forward line of all-time! The Legion of Doom are unstoppable! They’re gonna destroy Konstantinov and the Redwings in 4! Go Philyers! (sic)
/losers
by general borschevsky on Jul 14, 2009 5:37 PM EDT reply actions
The goaltending problem is solved! Thank God we have Snow/Burke/Vanbiesbrouck/Boucher/Cechmanek/Hackett/Esche/Nittymaki/Biron/Emery in net/!! Go Flyers!
A Nation of Masochists TRUCULENCE!! It's not just a word. It's a way of life.
Just gonna play like Dominic (sic) Roussel and Tommy Soderstrom don’t exist, are you? I see how it is…
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Damn it I knew I missed a couple.
A Nation of Masochists TRUCULENCE!! It's not just a word. It's a way of life.
To reiterate some of the ones that happen to troll past my site
Cindy Crysby sucks, Mlakin* swallows! Go Flyers!
*typo intentional
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The stripper finished the song even after I peed on her. Go Flyers!
by puckurgently on Jul 14, 2009 6:09 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Disturbing. And rec’d.
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"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
I’ve narrowed the source of my STD down to 6 people. Go Flyers!
"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09
What the fuck’s an STI? – Go Flyers!
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Seat of Toilet Down? (how Flyers fans break their necks)
"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09
The doc said penicillin will clear it right up – go flyers!
by LeafFanInVan on Jul 14, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? Go Flyers!!
A Nation of Masochists TRUCULENCE!! It's not just a word. It's a way of life.
I Learnd good Go Flyers
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Go ahead and write it, I guarentee we’ll win, Go Flyers
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 14, 2009 6:43 PM EDT reply actions
I didn’t evolve from no ape (yet)! Go Flyers!
by puckurgently on Jul 14, 2009 6:56 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Belated welcome
Thanks for joining.
Also, that’s a rec.
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“DO your McDonald’s Fries have transfat?” GO FLYERS!
should this be in the PPP dictionary?
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
Not Yet
Chemmy and I aren’t done with this phenomenon yet ;)
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Thanks for joining. Also, good one.
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How about a PPP dictionary entry for !!!!1
by Mirinov's Nose on Jul 14, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Can you get pregnant from drinking Dr. Pepper? GO FLYERS!
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
Dr. Pepper is NOT an effective birth control! Go Flyers!
by general borschevsky on Jul 14, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
SO I said, “your honor, I’d like to show you MY motion” and I started humping the table. GO FLYERS!!!1
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
by loser domi on Jul 14, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Welcome
Thanks for joining.
Also, Go Irish!
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i was looking for old lady porn and somehow found my way onto your site. GO FLYERS!
"If you are going through hell, keep going." Sir Winston Churchill, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...
by blurr1974 on Jul 14, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
i was looking for old lady animal midget snuff porn and somehow found my way onto your site. GO FLYERS!
/Flyers’d
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
by loser domi on Jul 14, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I loved it when that little bastard shoved his whole frigging arm up that donkey’s ass! It bit him for it!! Go Flyers!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 15, 2009 7:14 AM EDT up reply actions
HAHAHA
That is so much funnier because people HAVE found this site looking for Pensioner Porn.
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DAMMIT WHAT PAGE IS THAT STUFF ON IT’S HARD TO FIND…
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
I went on Maury and found out I’m not the baby daddy. – Go Flyers!
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by SkinnyFish on Jul 14, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I went on Maury and found out I AM the baby daddy. Dat’s right I put a baby up in her! – Go Flyers!
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If cheesesteak were vagina I wouldn’t be a virgin. Go Flyers!
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by FrankD on Jul 14, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions 11 recs
rec'd
(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
by Wrap Around Curl on Jul 14, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, rec’d. Or wrecked. Or both. Yuk.
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"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
Me fail english? That’s unpossible! Go flyers!
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by Karina on Jul 14, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Rec’d for little Ralphie Wiggum. I love that.
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The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
My doctor said my nose wouldn’t bleed so much if I kept my finger out of there! Go Flyers!
Identical to Sergei Berezin in every way, only 1/10 his size.
From Russia with GLOVE SIDE!
by Sergei Puckizin on Jul 15, 2009 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I do. Go Flyers!
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Jul 14, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
You ain’t gonna leave me, are ya’ George? I know you ain’t!— Go Flyers!
by Leaf in Habland on Jul 14, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions
I loves the rabbits! – Go Flyers!
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
I just want to pet the bunny! – Go Flyers!
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on Jul 14, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college. Go Flyers.
(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
by Wrap Around Curl on Jul 15, 2009 3:42 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Here's a fun game;
Read Texts From Last Night and then tack on Go Flyers.
(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
by Wrap Around Curl on Jul 15, 2009 3:43 AM EDT reply actions
FML works too...for example:
Today, while at my boyfriend’s house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son’s room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn’t mine. FML – Go Flyers!
"I'm not surprised in anything that has happened." - Brian Burke
by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 15, 2009 7:16 AM EDT up reply actions
One nut down...
Go Flyers!
Ron and Fez Noon to Three
by YvonLabresMoustache on Jul 15, 2009 9:44 AM EDT reply actions
Will you be wearing dress slacks?
Go Flyers!
Ron and Fez Noon to Three
by YvonLabresMoustache on Jul 15, 2009 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions
And that was the second time I got crabs – Go Flyers!
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
I was about to bone my girlfriend, then I saw something. It was bigfoot. Then I went back to bone her but there were so many mosquitoes that she said there was no way.
Go Flyiers!
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jul 15, 2009 4:21 PM EDT reply actions
So it turns out the hooker was a police officer all along and I got arrested. Go Flyers!
"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer
I told you, I thought the cop was a prostitute! Go Flyers
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on Jul 15, 2009 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Love Guru was awesome. Go Flyers
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on Jul 15, 2009 5:59 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Dude, I think that stripper actually likes you – Go Flyers!
The Handsome Man's Guide To Life- Schenners and Kabby and Komikazi, OH MY!
by Archimedies on Jul 15, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Funny, my house isn’t where I parked it – Go Flyers
The Handsome Man's Guide To Life- Schenners and Kabby and Komikazi, OH MY!
by Archimedies on Jul 15, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
If it’s brown flush it down, if it’s yellow, let it mellow. – Go Flyers
The Handsome Man's Guide To Life- Schenners and Kabby and Komikazi, OH MY!
See my vest! See my vest!
Made of real gorilla chest!
Go Flyers!
Ron and Fez Noon to Three
by YvonLabresMoustache on Jul 15, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
I caught my 14-year-old sister hooking. She had 200 dollars and fifty cents in her purse. I asked her, “Who gave you the fifty cents?” She said, “All of them. GO FLYERS!”
by Mukpuks on Jul 18, 2009 1:28 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Welcome
Thanks for joining.
Also, that was friggin’ hilarious.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
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