I’m really looking forward to … fooling around with [Kovalev].

Found this quote via dpatrickgray in the Fanshots section.

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by Chemmy on Jul 14, 2009 3:49 PM EDT reply actions

this calls for

a Picture of him in the tutu!!!

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Jul 14, 2009 3:50 PM EDT reply actions

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by Chemmy on Jul 14, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions

“Go ahead and write it, I guarantee I’ll touch his cup.”

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by Down Goes Brown on Jul 14, 2009 4:16 PM EDT reply actions 17 recs

Jesus god in heaven

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by Chemmy on Jul 14, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions

I nearly choked on my 5 dollar foot long.

by Clawson on Jul 14, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions

And then after he paid him, he went of Subway for a sandwich. Go Flyers.

by Jacques Strap on Jul 14, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions

DGB, you magnificent bastard. I wish I could double rec this.

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The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog

"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Jul 14, 2009 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions

wow, you continue to out do yourself, DGB.

"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero

by Karina on Jul 14, 2009 5:01 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions

ZING to infinity!

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Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jul 15, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions

Taking Quotes out of Context...

Keeping smartasses entertained since the dawn of newspapers.

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by clrkaitken on Jul 14, 2009 4:31 PM EDT reply actions

That’s not really out of context.

I’m looking forward to practice and after practice, playing 1-on-1 and fooling around with him because I think you can learn a lot. He can teach a lot to the younger guys, as well.

Teach a lot to the younger guys too… like a cougar.

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by Chemmy on Jul 14, 2009 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions

Wonder how much the younger guys are looking forward to fooling around with him? I bet he can teach them much from the aforementioned fooling around.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Jul 14, 2009 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions

Actually the correct term is Manther.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

by RapleSyrup on Jul 14, 2009 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs

I have never heard this before, and I love it.

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by Karina on Jul 14, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions

Yeah that’s awesome.

Is that like one of those 40 year old dudes in the bar hitting on the college girls?

by LeafFanInVan on Jul 14, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions

Yep. That’s what we call my uncle now because he goes to the bars we go to (I am in university) since his wife left.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

by RapleSyrup on Jul 14, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions

Gold medallion buoyed by a luxurious thatch of greying chest hair?

by LeafFanInVan on Jul 14, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions

Yep. He is pure bred Portuguese. He has it all going. Portuguese Sandals and all.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

by RapleSyrup on Jul 14, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions

Out of context? He literally said he was looking forward to practice, 1 on 1, and fooling around with him! I’m sorry, I don’t understand what other context you’re looking for there, capologist. Looks pretty clear to me.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Jul 14, 2009 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions

This is a stick.

Kindly remove from your ass.

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by clrkaitken on Jul 14, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions

Taking…s…ex…in…ma…ass…since…dawn

clrkaitken

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by SkinnyFish on Jul 14, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions

I agree.

Someone could very easily think that they’re talking about hockey. You know… instead of gay sex.

by Chutney on Jul 14, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions

YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW YOU’RE GAY?

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by Wrap Around Curl on Jul 14, 2009 4:36 PM EDT reply actions

Hansel is so hot right now!

by LeafFanInVan on Jul 14, 2009 4:52 PM EDT reply actions

…go Flyers?

Sorry, wrong thread.

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by jrwendelman on Jul 14, 2009 4:53 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Rec’d anyways.

"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09

by kidkawartha on Jul 14, 2009 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions

somewhere…Spezza just shed a tear…

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 14, 2009 5:10 PM EDT reply actions

Well I believe I just found my inspiration for LoserDomi’s contest.

by OMGWTFTML on Jul 14, 2009 5:44 PM EDT reply actions

Guess who lost a bet on Bisping/Henderson?

Keep firing Assholes!

Thanks to Bisping's reenactment of the Battle of Cowpens, walla walla walla I'm an idiot.

by Ubernoober on Jul 14, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions

Bispings brain cells

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Jul 14, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions

Bisping’s HMO?

by lordosis on Jul 15, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions

Gretzky’s wife?

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

by RapleSyrup on Jul 14, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

YES

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by Chemmy on Jul 15, 2009 9:08 AM EDT up reply actions

First Hossa, then Heatley, now Kovalev. You know, you shouldn’t fool around with Alfredsson if you’re gonna suffer a curse afterwards. Did I forget about Yashin here?

by LeafBoy on Jul 14, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions