This might not qualify for an Amber Alert, but there’s a missing talking African Grey Parrot from Niagara Falls that knows how to use the F-word, asks for a beer when she’s thirsty, and chants "Go Leafs Go" whenever there’s a hockey game on television.
SAVE THIS BIRD. You know he's a real fan because she drinks and swears a lot. The article also notes that even though Biscuit is a bird she is just as smart as the average Flyers fan.
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Save Biscuit!!!1
"I'm not surprised in anything that has happened." - Brian Burke
by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 15, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“So, I train this bird to be a Philly fan, but she flew away when I took off her leash. Go Flyers!”
Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell
by bkblades on Jul 15, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So, I train this bird to be a Philly fan, but sheflew awayran off barking when I took off her leash. Go Flyers!
Fixed.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
by jrwendelman on Jul 15, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hmm, let me see if I can further incriminate myself.
“So, I train this bird to be a Philly fan, but she flipped me off when I took off her leash. So proud. Go Flyers!”
Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell
by bkblades on Jul 15, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better, but could still use some barking in there somewhere…
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
by jrwendelman on Jul 15, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"So, I train this bird to be a Philly fan, but she barked and flipped me off when I took off her leash. Now she married my cousin and now we’re sisters! So proud. Go Flyers!"
"I'm not surprised in anything that has happened." - Brian Burke
by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 15, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This comment is based upon a true story.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
by jrwendelman on Jul 15, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m sure it was on springer or povich at some point
"I'm not surprised in anything that has happened." - Brian Burke
by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 15, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
“So, I trained this bird to be a Philly fan, but when I took off her leash, she called me a scumbag, dialed 911 on her cell, then barked like a maniac for two minutes straight. Go Flyers!”
"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09
by kidkawartha on Jul 16, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If it weren’t for the thing about being a parrot, this could be about me.
Down Goes Brown - Unapologetically nostalgic for the past. Brutally realistic about the present. Grudgingly optimistic about the future.
by Down Goes Brown on Jul 15, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Mrs. Goes Brown would never leave the screen door ajar.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
by PPP on Jul 15, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec’d.
Down Goes Brown - Unapologetically nostalgic for the past. Brutally realistic about the present. Grudgingly optimistic about the future.
by Down Goes Brown on Jul 16, 2009 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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Go Flyers!
Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?
by RapleSyrup on Jul 15, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Somebody find that bird!!!!1
The lose of Biscuit may be the single greatest loss that the Toronto Maple Leafs fanbase has sustained….ever.
Wings fan by birth. Leafs fan by osmosis.
by SkinnyFish on Jul 15, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
IS THIS REAL LIFE?
(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
by wrap around curl on Jul 15, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Or is it just fantasy?
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by Chemmy on Jul 15, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Caught in a landslide…
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jul 15, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No escape from reality.
Resident Capologist
by clrkaitken on Jul 15, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Open your eyes
A Nation of Masochists TRUCULENCE!! It's not just a word. It's a way of life.
by furcifer on Jul 15, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
look up to the skies and see
I don't care what the game says! It's pronounced Krushel-NIT-ski!
by Megha on Jul 15, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
(This thread was the best ever.)
A Toronto sports blog, where unabashed homerism is alive and well...
PLAYOFFS!!!!1
by eyebleaf on Jul 16, 2009 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WAY TO RUIN IT!!
A Nation of Masochists TRUCULENCE!! It's not just a word. It's a way of life.
by furcifer on Jul 16, 2009 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry.
A Toronto sports blog, where unabashed homerism is alive and well...
PLAYOFFS!!!!1
by eyebleaf on Jul 16, 2009 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
mama mia mama mia mama mia let me go
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on Jul 16, 2009 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bismillah! No! We will not let you go.
A Nation of Masochists TRUCULENCE!! It's not just a word. It's a way of life.
by furcifer on Jul 16, 2009 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
let him go
Wings fan by birth. Leafs fan by osmosis.
by SkinnyFish on Jul 16, 2009 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
X2
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for meeeee!
A Nation of Masochists TRUCULENCE!! It's not just a word. It's a way of life.
by furcifer on Jul 16, 2009 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
meeeeee!
Wings fan by birth. Leafs fan by osmosis.
by SkinnyFish on Jul 16, 2009 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jul 16, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jul 16, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh baby, won’t you listen to me baby,
Identical to Sergei Berezin in every way, only 1/10 his size.
From Russia with GLOVE SIDE!
by Sergei Puckizin on Jul 16, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just got to get out, just got to get right out of here.
(guitar bridge)
"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09
by kidkawartha on Jul 16, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oooooooooh, ooooooohhh, oohhh Yah Oooh Yah
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jul 16, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Megha rec’d for the avatar alone.
Identical to Sergei Berezin in every way, only 1/10 his size.
From Russia with GLOVE SIDE!
by Sergei Puckizin on Jul 16, 2009 9:28 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brown said they have a big dog named Chevy and what might of happened is that a car outside caused the dog to bark, that frightened the parrot which managed to escape through a screen door.
The family added that the dog is now so upset that it keeps to itself, has trouble sleeping, and also has started pooping feathers and beak shards.
Down Goes Brown - Unapologetically nostalgic for the past. Brutally realistic about the present. Grudgingly optimistic about the future.
by Down Goes Brown on Jul 15, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap you really could mistake this bird for you….
Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?
by RapleSyrup on Jul 15, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
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