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This is your Friday FTB and it's gonna get a bit geeky up in here. Here is the Entertainment Weekly cover with Iron Man. Is Tony Starks a UFA and would he play forward for the Maple Leafs? Who would you put on your comic book team? You can mix Marvel and DC characters unless you are purist and the idea of combining is blasphemy.

  

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Iceman. Duh.

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by Travis Hair on Jul 17, 2009 6:08 AM EDT reply actions  

The Iceman? Paul Wall is a little short to play hockey.

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by Chemmy on Jul 17, 2009 9:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

He’s the People’s Champ. He can do what he wants.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jul 17, 2009 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Carlton the Bear scares everyone

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by furcifer on Jul 17, 2009 7:16 AM EDT reply actions  

For Wrap

if you update

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by furcifer on Jul 17, 2009 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's done. refresh.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Jul 17, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks

I blame my crappy internet browser at work. IE6

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by furcifer on Jul 17, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

we’d need to get together characters with lots of truculence, good guys or villians. I see Juggernaut, Wolverine and Batman all fitting the need for truculence and skill. I bet Superman and Spiderman would me first line scorers. And the Flash is rather swift. Is that nerding out enough? Obscure ones would be funnier!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 17, 2009 7:36 AM EDT reply actions  

I’M THE JUGGERNAUT

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by Chemmy on Jul 17, 2009 9:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bitch?

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 17, 2009 9:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

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by jrwendelman on Jul 17, 2009 7:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Haha

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by Chemmy on Jul 17, 2009 9:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s good

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jul 17, 2009 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Going with a Burkian combination of skill backed by truculence, I present Team Marvel:

Silver Surfer, Daredevil, Colossus
Sue Storm, Spiderman, Kitty Pryde
Deadpool, Wolverine, Luke Cage
Juggernaught, Hulk, The Thing

The Beast, Thor
Dr Doom, Nick Fury
Sabertooth, Venom
Mr Fantastic in Goal

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by My Poor Friend Me on Jul 17, 2009 7:49 AM EDT reply actions  

You have Daredevil on the top line over Spiderman?! I like the 4th line though. Solid. And Mr. Fantastic in goal has Vezina written all over him.

by general borschevsky on Jul 17, 2009 8:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think Captain America is a miss too, but I wonder who of the Hulk, Juggernaught or the Thing leads the team (and league) in fighting majors.

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 17, 2009 8:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

They do have truculence though. That can’t be denied. Also where’s The Punisher?

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by furcifer on Jul 17, 2009 8:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I went with a bit more size on the top line and pure elusiveness on the second. Flip Spidey and Daredevil if you like. Actually, maybe put Spidey on the top line with Colossus moving down. Also, after a bit of reflection, I’d drop Nick Fury in favour of Omega Red.

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by My Poor Friend Me on Jul 17, 2009 8:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

oooh I forgot about Blade/

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by furcifer on Jul 17, 2009 8:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think he’s could be a great sniper a la Rick Nash.

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by furcifer on Jul 17, 2009 8:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like the line up, but Supermans gotta fit in there someplace, same with Lobo

I’d also have Blob as the back up goalie

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 17, 2009 8:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Superman centres the first line on the DC team.
Good call on the Blob

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by My Poor Friend Me on Jul 17, 2009 8:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

What’s the name of the Team?

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by furcifer on Jul 17, 2009 8:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

nah, Marvel got sup’s as a free agent, when he died his contract was voided

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 17, 2009 8:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

If I’m stealing players from DC, Green Lantern is above Superman on my list…

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by My Poor Friend Me on Jul 17, 2009 8:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I want Batman!`

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by furcifer on Jul 17, 2009 8:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

gotta be Batman, Martian Manhunter and Green Arrow, that dood never misses.

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 17, 2009 8:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also what about Alpha Flight?

They’re Canadian!

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by furcifer on Jul 17, 2009 8:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just assumed they’d ice their own team!

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by My Poor Friend Me on Jul 17, 2009 8:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

they’d face team watchmen in the round robin

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 17, 2009 8:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’d have my money on the Canadians/.

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by furcifer on Jul 17, 2009 8:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

They do have their own Puck.

by general borschevsky on Jul 17, 2009 8:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

zing!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 17, 2009 8:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Daredevil should be the referee, no?

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by PPP on Jul 17, 2009 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, a Watcher. He will see all of it and never make a call

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jul 17, 2009 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

He’d see way more than your typical ref….

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by My Poor Friend Me on Jul 17, 2009 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

He’d have caught Gretzky’s highstick.

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by furcifer on Jul 17, 2009 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Love the signature.

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by Chemmy on Jul 17, 2009 9:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Team DC

The Flash, Superman, Shazam!
Green Arrow, Green Lantern, Martian Manhunter
Red Tornado, The Joker, Ra’s al-Ghul
Kilowog, Gorilla Grodd, Kalibak

Batman, Robin
Deathstroke, Mantis
Bizarro, Dark Seid

Penguin in goal

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by My Poor Friend Me on Jul 17, 2009 8:51 AM EDT reply actions  

change,
clayface in goal

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 17, 2009 8:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good call. I was struggling with that one

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by My Poor Friend Me on Jul 17, 2009 8:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mr. Plastic in goal?

I would have Steel Mr. Freeze as one of my defence pairings and Doomsday as the 4th line centre

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by furcifer on Jul 17, 2009 8:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

that should read Steel & Mr. Freze.

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by furcifer on Jul 17, 2009 8:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

we gotcha, no worries

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 17, 2009 8:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

For some reason, I find Batman & Robin being a defensive pairing incredibly funny.

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by clrkaitken on Jul 17, 2009 8:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Holy Cross Ice Pass I wouldn’t believe, Batman?!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 17, 2009 8:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Holy hotstove Batman! I heard Swamp Thing is being traded for Floronic Man!

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Holy one-timer Batman! Way to work the point!

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by Sergei Puckizin on Jul 17, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Me too. Also Bizarro as a bottom pairing d-man seemed too natural.

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by My Poor Friend Me on Jul 17, 2009 9:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bizarro the worst! Me on bottom!

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by palmateerlover on Jul 17, 2009 9:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Actually I am having a hard time seeing how it would be any different that Cory Cross…

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by My Poor Friend Me on Jul 17, 2009 9:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

isn’t the Cory Cross’ Bizarro, Aki Berg?

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 17, 2009 9:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

No Bizarro Cory Cross would be somebody like Ray Borque

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by My Poor Friend Me on Jul 17, 2009 9:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Goal:
The Blob, Plastic Man

Defence:
Apache Chief, Thor
Hulk, The Thing
Martian Manhunter, Sasquatch

Forwards:
Superman, Flash, Captain America
Shazam, Black Adam, Green Lantern (Hal Jordan – skill)
Steel, Beast, Iron Man
Colossus, Puck (I mean you gotta have Puck right?), Green Lantern (Guy Gardiener – Truculence),

Oh, and how about the “Ottawa Centre for Wayward Boys”

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by palmateerlover on Jul 17, 2009 8:57 AM EDT reply actions  

Professor X would so be coach

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 17, 2009 9:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lex Luthor as GM

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by My Poor Friend Me on Jul 17, 2009 9:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mystique as head scout

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 17, 2009 9:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who’s the director of player development though, Magneto?

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 17, 2009 9:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

apocalypse

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 17, 2009 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought we could use Mr. Sinister. He seems truculent

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 17, 2009 9:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

damn…beat me to it. Team owned by Bruce Wayne enterprises

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 17, 2009 9:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Gotham City Marauders

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by furcifer on Jul 17, 2009 9:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think all of Gotham’s teams are called “the Knights”

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by palmateerlover on Jul 17, 2009 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

the Metropolis Marauaders are the minor league affiliate

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 17, 2009 9:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Done

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by furcifer on Jul 17, 2009 9:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Though I think Metropolis needs it’s own team. Are the Coyotes available?

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by furcifer on Jul 17, 2009 9:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

furcifer: Duck! Odin Mercer is coming after you…

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Must not have woken up yet…

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jul 17, 2009 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I love Beast.

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by furcifer on Jul 17, 2009 9:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

If you don’t you qualify as a terrorist.

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by palmateerlover on Jul 17, 2009 9:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS

had to be said

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 17, 2009 9:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Ogre? But I thought you changed your ways in part 3?

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by palmateerlover on Jul 17, 2009 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

it’s true…and shit, I’m proud of it…I saw a movie with Nazi Zombies last night…on purpose…counted 6 Leafs caps in attendance!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 17, 2009 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

that looks so good, id get more into the genre, but thats CC territory

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 17, 2009 9:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I imagine that despite the fact we are discussing comic book characters as a hockey team, most of this qualifies as CC and PPP will remind us soon enough

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 17, 2009 9:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

well at least we can pretend, since its hockey related

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 17, 2009 9:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah…Is Wonder Woman captain of the Ladies’ team?

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 17, 2009 9:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’d vote for Storm.

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by My Poor Friend Me on Jul 17, 2009 9:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rouge would be one hell of a PK center, steeling the powers of their top offensive units

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 17, 2009 9:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jean Gray/Phoenix would be good too…Same with Catwoman

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 17, 2009 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sue Storm, Storm, Kitty Pryde
Ms. Marvel, Harley Quinn, Catwoman
Emma Frost, Rogue, Spiderwoman
She-Hulk, Elektra, Lady Death Strike

Wonder Woman, Jean Grey
Jubilee, Super Girl
Black Canary, Bat Girl

Mystique in Goal

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by My Poor Friend Me on Jul 17, 2009 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

BCWW

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by furcifer on Jul 17, 2009 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also we can always blame wrap

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by furcifer on Jul 17, 2009 9:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

nah…she’s good people…we all know it’s Flyers fans fault.

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 17, 2009 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

we were really just talking hocke – Go Flyers!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 17, 2009 9:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

PPP’s sleeping I’ll bet. Keep poking the bear.

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by furcifer on Jul 17, 2009 9:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

And after yesterday’s FTB was so good too.

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 17, 2009 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

WTF Willis

71 comments in the FTB already and its barely past 9 am

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by Winkle on Jul 17, 2009 9:12 AM EDT reply actions  

This is what happens when CC invades FTB. Everything becomes FUBAR.

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by furcifer on Jul 17, 2009 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

don't you people

have jobs?

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by Winkle on Jul 17, 2009 9:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

i think its pretty obvious that we dont

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 17, 2009 9:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hate you all

And all related forms of life

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by Winkle on Jul 17, 2009 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

ive been off all week

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 17, 2009 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

yea

I gathered that

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by Winkle on Jul 17, 2009 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

So have I!

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by article1 on Jul 17, 2009 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

/high five

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 17, 2009 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

work shmirk. It’s Friday.

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by furcifer on Jul 17, 2009 9:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wish

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by My Poor Friend Me on Jul 17, 2009 9:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

You all really are dorks btw

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by Chemmy on Jul 17, 2009 9:19 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Hockey Dorks!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 17, 2009 9:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

What’s your point, caller?

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You all really are dorks btw

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by Mattblack on Jul 17, 2009 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

He’s got more than enough truculence to make the squad.

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by article1 on Jul 17, 2009 9:19 AM EDT reply actions  

also LOBO!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 17, 2009 9:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

He’d make the team too.

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by article1 on Jul 17, 2009 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

And him.

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by article1 on Jul 17, 2009 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

both great!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 17, 2009 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

ENFORCER!!!1

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by article1 on Jul 17, 2009 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

nicely played.

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 17, 2009 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

My Team ( I like a different style of character)

1st : Speedy Gonzales Buggs Bunny Road Runner
2nd: Daffy Duck Pepe Le Pew Wyle E. Coyote
3rd: Marvin Martian Tweety Bird Michigan J. Frog
4th=TRUCULENCE: Gossemer(Big Red Monster) Yosemite Sam Tazmanian Devil
1D: Sam Sheepdog Foghorn Leghorn
2D: Cecil Turtle Sylvester
3D: Elmer Fudd Porky Pigg
Goal: The Gremlin

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by floridaLEAF on Jul 17, 2009 9:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Wyle Effing Coyote?

Dooood, he can’t even catch Road Runner, totally useless

Daffy should be on the blue liner, he can overwhelm opposing skaters by drowning them in his split as he speaks to them

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by Winkle on Jul 17, 2009 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, don’t berate Wyle E. He is a tireless worker who NEVER gives up. And he’s great on face-offs.

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by floridaLEAF on Jul 17, 2009 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

The proletariat shall inherit the earth

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by Winkle on Jul 17, 2009 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wyle E Coyote = Todd Gill = Awesome.

by general borschevsky on Jul 17, 2009 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like the Habs.

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by clrkaitken on Jul 17, 2009 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yes, the third line would equal the Lollipop Guild, but Michigan J. Frog is surprisingly strong on his skates and Marvin never gets caught out of position.

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by floridaLEAF on Jul 17, 2009 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Speedy Gonzalez = Scott Gomez??

Or is that too obvious?

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by clrkaitken on Jul 17, 2009 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Howard Berger

That first link features this beauty:

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Dear God in heaven.

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by PPP on Jul 17, 2009 10:35 AM EDT reply actions  

oh my gawd…no one should emaluate Berger…not ever…not even for Hallowe’en…limo drivers will run you down and take your candy

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 17, 2009 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just wrote a far longer response than that guy deserves.

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by furcifer on Jul 17, 2009 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

The article may be called definition of a retool

but the author is the definition of a tool.

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by furcifer on Jul 17, 2009 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

How are we missing

Venom – Carnage paired on the blue line?

Even better:
Venom-Spiderman-Carnage up front?
At worst a second line, and watch them cycle! Sedins be damned!

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by Sergei Puckizin on Jul 17, 2009 10:52 AM EDT reply actions  

how about a lady deathstrike wolverine defensive pairing

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 17, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t Spiderman/Venom/Carnage be better suited for goalie. I mean they really know how to handle the ‘webbing’ of the net.

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by SkinnyFish on Jul 17, 2009 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

On my Team Marvel I had Venom and Sabretooth paired on D.

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by My Poor Friend Me on Jul 17, 2009 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

In keeping with the Superhero theme

… with regards to Ms. Curl’s fourth think, may I propose The Fortress of Suckitude?

by pevans on Jul 17, 2009 11:13 AM EDT reply actions  

heh

I like that one. Forget the Civic Centre, can we get that on the Palladium?

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by PPP on Jul 17, 2009 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I say we call it “Down Goes Brown Arena” and make it the home of Leaf Nation in Ottawa

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 17, 2009 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Eklund sez
On Kaberle: I am hearing today may be the day for the deal. Four teams out front. Buffalo, Vancouver, Columbus and St. Louis.

so dont expect anything to happen

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 17, 2009 12:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Phew. I feel too shitty to deal with a Kaberle trade.

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by PPP on Jul 17, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want him to stay now, dammit! Outside of Columbus none of those teams have anything I’d want anyway, and Columbus wouldn’t be trading nash so who cares.

by LeafFanInVan on Jul 17, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

They do

in NHL 09

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by furcifer on Jul 17, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kaberle for Coliacovo and Steen?

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by blurr1974 on Jul 17, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unless

Voracek or Brassard are coming back, then you are correct about Columbus

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by leafer1984 on Jul 17, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Filatov?

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 17, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s be honest, CBJ isnt gonna even consider moving him.
Players like that I don’t even bother mentioning cuz it isnt gonna happen

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by leafer1984 on Jul 17, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, of course, I just ment that if they suddenly lost their minds, it would be wonderful

I am known to dream once and a while
(this is where id usually say a name of a player, but he is dead to me)

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 17, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s ok Jared… it’s ok.

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by leafer1984 on Jul 17, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

TJ Oshie!!!1

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by article1 on Jul 17, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kaberle for Zack Kassian, straight up, no problem here at all. He’s the next Lucic.

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by kidkawartha on Jul 17, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

throw in Myers, just cause

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 17, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just cause he is a fuckin giant?

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by leafer1984 on Jul 17, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 17, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

With Duchene signing, and Sakic retiring does that mean it’s almost a certainty that Duchene plays with the big boys next season? For some reason, I didn’t think that was a lock to occur, but it sure seems to make the most sense now.

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by blurr1974 on Jul 17, 2009 12:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I think so. The Avalanche are going to be brutal this year so they need to sell tickets somehow.

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by PPP on Jul 17, 2009 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

He only played two years of OHL, he still needs another year

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by leafer1984 on Jul 17, 2009 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

from a skill perspective you mean?

He’s got the size to compete, he’s already 200+ lbs i read…

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by blurr1974 on Jul 17, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ya he is, but to be thrown in to that mess after only 2 years of junior could be a recipe for disaster. Then again, what do I know?

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by leafer1984 on Jul 17, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

funny thing about COL

this past season, as crappy as they did, I never got the impression they sucked, if that makes any sense.

Wolski and Svatos are still young and good. Stastny is going to be an All Star and, barring serious injury, an eventual HHOF member (ya, I said it, he’s that good…)

Goaltending is a mess, but they’ve got decent pieces everywhere else.

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by blurr1974 on Jul 17, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree, they have some young parts in place. Statsny is gonna be incredible.
They need some help on the backend more than offence tho

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by leafer1984 on Jul 17, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kaberle?

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by furcifer on Jul 17, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

For who? Avs wont trade Stastny or Wolski, and who wants the other guys.

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by leafer1984 on Jul 17, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was more of a lure to get eyebleaf in.

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by furcifer on Jul 17, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had a feeling.
Kinda like Halladay comment in the CC?

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by leafer1984 on Jul 17, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Where is that guy?

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by furcifer on Jul 17, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually

the Halladay question was just so we could start talking Jays and I had an excuse to post Alyssa Milano.

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by furcifer on Jul 17, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

for future reference

you never need an excuse to post that…

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by blurr1974 on Jul 17, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I take it you enjoyed the FTB?

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by Wrap Around Curl on Jul 17, 2009 1:18 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s alright.

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by article1 on Jul 17, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

You had me at Nerding Out

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by My Poor Friend Me on Jul 17, 2009 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

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