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2009 Free Agency: Toronto Maple Leafs Sign Colton Orr

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The Toronto Maple Leafs' first free agent signing of the day was Colton Orr who received a four year contract worth $4 million. Colton Orr signing with the Leafs signalled, just as much as Burke's draft day haul, that he was dead serious about making the opposition's trainer earn his paycheque. Burke started the day off by having his main target, the Sedin twins, signed minutes before he was able to give them his best sales pitch.

The Leafs responded by bringing in a player that had 18 fights in the NHL last season and had 36 in a regular season one year in the AHL. Burke can't beat players up on his own so he needs a proxy and Orr's not bad. The Detroit Red Wings were actually in the running for Orr as well so take that for what it's worth. I don't know that he's a great enforcer league-wide but he is a massive upgrade in the role of enforcer for the Leafs. He's certainly not providing the offence with just eleven career points.

If you're a visual person you can see the full Colton Orr collection on YouTube or you can visit Down Goes Brown who has forced himself to watch the fights in order to compile four of the best. It's a testament to his dedication that he would watch these fights.

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It's hard to ever get consensus on a signing especially when the player doesn't necessarily bring a tangible skill beyond punching people's faces in. At the very least, Colton Orr had a winning record last year in his truculent travails with 12 wins, 4 losses, and 2 ties. I think that we all remember how the other team's big hitters (and even some middle and lightweight hitters) would tee up on the Leafs. Or recall that the reason for Grabovski's outbursts were because freaking Saku Koivu and the Kostitsyns were alternately taking runs at him.

Let's take a look at what SBN's own Jim Schmiedeberg of Blueshirt Banter has to say about Colton Orr:

When Colton Orr came over from Boston, he was little more than a slab of meat on skates, and I was often reminded of what John Davidson used to say about Craig Berube early in his career, "this guy has zero hockey skills". But to Orr's credit, instead of relishing that role, he worked on his faults, improved his skating ability, and in Tom Renney's system became a serviceable checking forward, capable of creating a spark with his physical play, or when all else failed, dropping the gloves. Any true offense you see from Orr will be purely accidental, but he is a hard working guy, and Toronto fans will enjoy watching him play for the next four years.

Compared to some other players in similar roles I'd say that Orr's contract fits in well. Todd Fedoruk, Aaron Voros, Jordin Tootoo, and Derek Boogaard are close in age and all make around the same amount. Boogaard and Tootoo are UFAs so it'll be interesting to see what deals they get. Not to mention that if Orr turns out to be a dud as an enforcer he can always take the streetcar down to Ricoh for the life of his contract. As long as he hits like this though no one will care what he makes:

 

Poll
What are your thoughts on the Colton Orr signing?
Four years? $1Million? WTF?
15 votes
Meh, if he wins fights I'll be happy
100 votes
I don't like getting gooned up
8 votes
Seriously, four years?
18 votes

141 votes | Poll has closed

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That’s just about as good a file photo as I’ve seen around SBN…

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by FrankD on Jul 3, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No kidding

That sums up what Orr does.

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by PPP on Jul 3, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOOK OUT MATT CULLEN!!!

…too late.

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by Archimedies on Jul 3, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That was our forward FA acquisition doing that.

Add on XLB and Komikazi to Schenn and anybody going through our zone with their head down is clearly an idiot.

by Clawson on Jul 3, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

visions of Stevens on Lindros

minus all the talent.

"If you are going through hell, keep going." Sir Winston Churchill, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...

by blurr1974 on Jul 3, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish he had just a little offensive threat, but this guy scares me. I wonder if we can teach him to do the Holmstrom thing in front of the net.
I think the whole Sens roster just peed a little.

"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09

by kidkawartha on Jul 3, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DOH!

vote fail.

I clicked “Don’t like getting gooned up” thinking it meant i didn’t like getting shoved around.

to the beer fridge!

"If you are going through hell, keep going." Sir Winston Churchill, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...

by blurr1974 on Jul 3, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

actually

none of those voting options sound all that positive.

not a fan of this I take it triple P?

"If you are going through hell, keep going." Sir Winston Churchill, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...

by blurr1974 on Jul 3, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well..

I wish he could score the odd goal. I voted for the fights. If he can keep teams from trying to knock Grabbo and Kulemin’s heads off then I’ll be happy.

It’s a pretty low-risk deal. The Marlies can always use another forward.

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by PPP on Jul 3, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am like a little fangirl waiting for him to take to the ice.

I think I am going to be cheering him on like the brute he is.

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by wrap around curl on Jul 3, 2009 12:11 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lolz
Any true offense you see from Orr will be purely accidental,

if that doesn’t scream BEALK, FAN FAVORITE! I don’t know what does.

i like this. I don’t mind the heavyweights keeping thins in order. Our scrappiest guys last year were Schenn and Grabovski.

Grabovski…

"If you are going through hell, keep going." Sir Winston Churchill, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...

by blurr1974 on Jul 3, 2009 12:16 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

if that doesn’t scream BEALK, FAN FAVORITE! I don’t know what does.

COL-TON! COL-TON! will be ringing from the rafters the first time he does the fans’ bidding and avenges the Leafs’ honour.

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by PPP on Jul 3, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m just happy that Toronto got their own version of Orr, in some form or another.

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by bkblades on Jul 3, 2009 12:20 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m Just going to call him ‘Boat’ Orr

That’s a paddlin’

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jul 3, 2009 12:28 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I like the idea of just calling him “The Orr”.

by Clawson on Jul 3, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this poll is missing a positive option lol

4 years is long for an enforcer, but worth it if he stays healthy.

he will win, he will be the fan fav.

you aint seen nothing yet.

he worked on his skating so hard last summer, and was rewarded by more games and even some pk.

he stands up for his teammates, neil pussed out on him, even after orr jumped/fed ruutu

he went after Artyukin (that big retard from tampa), without even thinking about.

he’s gonna break faces. shades of tie, and belak who?

by Cat Smasher on Jul 3, 2009 11:56 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You’re right. Whatever happened to TRUCULENCE!!!1

A Nation of Masochists TRUCULENCE isn't just a word, it's a way of life.

by furcifer on Jul 3, 2009 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think we have just about cornered the market on truculence. Also, our share in belligerence is around 80%

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jul 3, 2009 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought the second one was pretty positive!

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by PPP on Jul 3, 2009 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Megatroll in NNN

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jul 3, 2009 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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