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Grabbo weeble is a professional hockey player in a large North American city. He wobbles but does not fall down.

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Recently Grabbo has been enlisted by the forces of good hockey to combat evil elements that want to promote bad hockey. A fail of epic proportions for the North American league would pave the way to world hockey domination by the BHL.

Recent initiatives by these forces or evil have not had the desired effect.

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Money is tight and certain members of the asses of evil have resorted to Molson money to pay their players

to suck.

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The evil henchmen, right and left breast weeble,  have resorted to internet scams to pay for their dirty deeds.Gmudeniaodwljuzf02jk_medium

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Internecine bickering has limited their evil doing.

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Meanwhile, elsewhere in Minsk, Grabbo has been enjoying the fruits of his labour. Grabbing himself a little bling

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and getting some ink done.

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Despite his recent success at foiling the evil plots of the evil doing evil doers, Grabbo has trouble sitting still. Life at Grabbo mansion has been difficult for our hero due to ongoing nightmares.

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But  Grabbo, upon waking, is perplexed as to the source of his malaise. A look at the team of evil weebles from the island of ice built on sepia toned past glories and overinflated self importance reveals a seemingly harmless opponent.

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Some kind of evil magic must be at work (and not the kind that powers the features of this website). This frightens Grabbo even more. He must prepare for the next meeting between the forces of good and evil. Checking out the profiles of several of his new team mates leads Grabbo to believe that he may have to bulk up a little.

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Somewhat wary of plane travel, Grabbo take the first charter out to his team's practice facility

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On the tarmac, Grabbo is uncertain of which dirigible is his ride. Closer investigation reveals his team's transportation.

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Despite his trepidation of boarding a balloon that boldly defies the laws of apostrification, he quickly settles in and takes the time to consult the instructions in the seat back in front of him.128914015672649852_medium

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Always cognizant of the need to measure the external validity of scientific generalities due to the impossibility of ceteris paribus, Grabbo compares this plan with the one he was given whilst assimilated by the evil weeble collective.

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Grabbo quickly adopts the plan disseminated by the forces of all that is good in the world and after just 20 minutes a day, 3 times a week, Grabbo is good to go.

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But there's more to Grabbo than just pretty haircut, a soft pair of hands and his crazy delicious lack of judgement. He was still haunted by those nightmares and began to wonder who could help him put a couple biscuits in the basket.

This guy was possible,

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But he kind of reminded Grabbo of this ass kisser he once knew.

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Grabbo saw some real promise in this guy and his weeble back up power source. Grabbo was especially interested in meeting the MILF, he has a weakness for redheads 60734_medium

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Most intriguing however was this Kadri weeble, whose father and his story had been immortalized on the $5 bill, in film and in print. Grabbo was anxious to help the boy with his work out plan.

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But Grabbo's joy was short lived. Pony's hand had sent word that Grabbo was needed to fight the good fight.....   

PensionPlanPuppets.com is a fan community that allows members to post their own thoughts and opinions on the Toronto Maple Leafs and hockey in general. These views and thoughts may not be shared by the editor of PensionPlanPuppets.com.

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Love it!

Grabbo Weeble is so awesome I can’t put it into words.

I'd rather be insufferable and them have nothing - Karina

by Mabel on Jul 30, 2009 5:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

When I first saw the new fanpost I was praying it was a weeble post and it was! Of course now I have to wait for the next installment.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Jul 30, 2009 5:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

All your prayers are answered when you have faith in the WWJFJD bracelet.

"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09

by kidkawartha on Jul 30, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Money is tight and certain members of the asses of evil have resorted to Molson money to pay their players to suck.

Rec’d for that alone.

"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09

by kidkawartha on Jul 30, 2009 6:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha! Well Done! Got to find me some of those leather head shaped pinatas!

"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long." - Mitch Hedberg
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 30, 2009 7:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That’s just crazy enough for me to love it with all my pancreas.

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The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog

"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Jul 30, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That was brilliant. Well done!

Rec’d

by Kohma on Jul 30, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Epic!

Long may Grabbo Weeble fight for the forces of good. Grabbo Weeble FTW!

Being a Leaf fan here requires one to be sufficiently lubricated... and truculent!

by stucky on Jul 30, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Grabbo Weeble rules in hearts

He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes.

by Mattblack on Jul 31, 2009 3:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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